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    Florida Man: Florida man casually bringing his pet, shirt-wearing alligator back into his shop (Source)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Florida Man: Florida man casually bringing his pet, shirt-wearing alligator back into his shop (Source)
                
                

                
            

            
            
Florida man casually bringing his pet, shirt-wearing alligator back into his shop (Source)

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Florida Man: The Florida man with turtles is no match by jdog479
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                Florida Man: The Florida man with turtles is no match by jdog479
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The Florida man with turtles is no match by jdog479
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    Florida Man: The Florida man with turtles is no match
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Florida Man: The Florida man with turtles is no match
                
            

            
            
The Florida man with turtles is no match

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Florida Man: The Florida man was inside us all along by garglingfrog
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                Florida Man: The Florida man was inside us all along by garglingfrog
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The Florida man was inside us all along by garglingfrog
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    Florida Man: The Florida man was inside us all along
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Florida Man: The Florida man was inside us all along
                
            

            
            
The Florida man was inside us all along

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Florida Man: Florida man breaks the law, Florida man tweets angrily, Florida man under investigation etc
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Florida Man: Florida man breaks the law, Florida man tweets angrily, Florida man under investigation etc
                
            

            
            
Florida man breaks the law, Florida man tweets angrily, Florida man under investigation etc

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Florida Man: Florida man strikes again
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Florida Man: Florida man strikes again
                
            

            
            
Florida man strikes again

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Florida Man: All hail the Florida man by wolfenyeager
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                Florida Man: All hail the Florida man by wolfenyeager
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All hail the Florida man by wolfenyeager
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    Florida Man: Not even Rona can stop Florida man.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Florida Man: Not even Rona can stop Florida man.
                
            

            
            
Not even Rona can stop Florida man.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Florida Man: Take a break from Corona memes enjoy Florida man.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Florida Man: Take a break from Corona memes enjoy Florida man.
                
            

            
            
Take a break from Corona memes enjoy Florida man.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Florida Man: Aussie Man is the Florida man of the east .
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Florida Man: Aussie Man is the Florida man of the east .
                
            

            
            
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    Florida Man: Aussie Man is the Florida man of the east .
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Florida Man: Florida man:hold my beer
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Florida Man: Florida man:hold my beer
                
            

            
            
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    Florida Man: FLORIDA MAN
 Medium aberration, shapeshifter, chaotic evil
 Armor Class 10
 Hit Points 85(15d10 3)
 Speed 40 ft., Swim (40ft.)
 CON
 CHA
 STR
 DEX
 INT
 WIS
 17 3) 17 (-3) 17 (-3) 1 (-5) 1 (:5) 18 (-4)
 Condition Immunities paralyzed, poisoned, grappled,
 charmed, frightened, fatigued
 Senses Tremorsense (30ft)
 Languages Common, Deep Speech
 Challenge 5 (1,800 XP)
 Chaos Incarnate. When Florida Man becomes the
 target of a spell he rolls for an effect on the Wild
 Magic table
 Modern Cryptid Florida Man may appear as any
 humanoid indefinitely and can change it's
 appearance at will. It is not incredibly hard to spot,
 however, due to the deranged look in it's eyes and
 penchant to take on odd appearance traits (such as
 face and neck tattoos, unusual hair styles, and
 extremely poor oral hygiene). The Florida Man's
 true appearance is unknown, but it will collapse
 into 3d4 small alligators upon dying
 Actions
 Multiattack Florida Man makes two attacks each
 turn if it is able.
 Eat a Face. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach
 5t, one target. Hit 9 (2d6 2). On a Successful
 Eat a Face attack, Flordia Man grapples the target
 Throw Something Ranged Weapon Attack: 2 to
 hit, reach 20ft, one target. Hit 15 (3d6 4)
 Florida Man will attempt to lift an unsecured object
 or person within 5ft. of it and throw it at a target. If
 a creature is thrown, they take no damage but are
 relocated. If no object or person is within reach,
 Florida Man will seperate a small aligator from its
 biomass and throw it
monsters-and-more:

dungeonmalcontent:

Now updated with a few things that make it (in my mind at least) more fitting, functional, and terrifying. 

Legends.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Florida Man: FLORIDA MAN
 Medium aberration, shapeshifter, chaotic evil
 Armor Class 10
 Hit Points 85(15d10 3)
 Speed 40 ft., Swim (40ft.)
 CON
 CHA
 STR
 DEX
 INT
 WIS
 17 3) 17 (-3) 17 (-3) 1 (-5) 1 (:5) 18 (-4)
 Condition Immunities paralyzed, poisoned, grappled,
 charmed, frightened, fatigued
 Senses Tremorsense (30ft)
 Languages Common, Deep Speech
 Challenge 5 (1,800 XP)
 Chaos Incarnate. When Florida Man becomes the
 target of a spell he rolls for an effect on the Wild
 Magic table
 Modern Cryptid Florida Man may appear as any
 humanoid indefinitely and can change it's
 appearance at will. It is not incredibly hard to spot,
 however, due to the deranged look in it's eyes and
 penchant to take on odd appearance traits (such as
 face and neck tattoos, unusual hair styles, and
 extremely poor oral hygiene). The Florida Man's
 true appearance is unknown, but it will collapse
 into 3d4 small alligators upon dying
 Actions
 Multiattack Florida Man makes two attacks each
 turn if it is able.
 Eat a Face. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach
 5t, one target. Hit 9 (2d6 2). On a Successful
 Eat a Face attack, Flordia Man grapples the target
 Throw Something Ranged Weapon Attack: 2 to
 hit, reach 20ft, one target. Hit 15 (3d6 4)
 Florida Man will attempt to lift an unsecured object
 or person within 5ft. of it and throw it at a target. If
 a creature is thrown, they take no damage but are
 relocated. If no object or person is within reach,
 Florida Man will seperate a small aligator from its
 biomass and throw it
monsters-and-more:

dungeonmalcontent:

Now updated with a few things that make it (in my mind at least) more fitting, functional, and terrifying. 

Legends.
                
            

            
            
monsters-and-more:

dungeonmalcontent:

Now updated with a few things that make it (in my mind at least) more fitting, functional, and te...