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Cute, Dude, and Google: zzdigital What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn't realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like Dude, you haven't gone o Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn. outside in a whle Are you still up? Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netilix. Dude, I'm seniously craving something right now. Like what? 1 dunno. Pizza rolls? adrlofthedead Why is it that you never come into my house unless l invite you? Um, it's called 'being polite ...? paullchu l tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think Im allergic, but all I'm getting on Google is vampire bullshit. Dude can a mirror like... stop working or something? eepeoradar Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor? Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken. Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifox when I'm around? It really bugs me for some reason. steallng-your-wite Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man. 1want to sleep in a coffin...ya kno, for like... aesthetic clpollakate What's with your thing about n MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME ecks lately? nightrhaln 1 looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins. Souroe: zadigital 936,950 notes Why arent these hickeys going away?
Cute, Dude, and Google: zzdigital
 What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn't realize it. So then they go
 around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
 Dude, you haven't gone o
 Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.
 outside in a whle
 Are you still up?
 Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netilix.
 Dude, I'm seniously craving something right now.
 Like what?
 1 dunno. Pizza rolls?
 adrlofthedead
 Why is it that you never come into my house unless l invite you?
 Um, it's called 'being polite ...?
 paullchu
 l tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I
 think Im allergic, but all I'm getting on Google is vampire bullshit.
 Dude can a mirror like... stop working or something?
 eepeoradar
 Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?
 Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.
 Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear
 your crucifox when I'm around? It really bugs me for some reason.
 steallng-your-wite
 Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of
 fluff with wings man.
 1want to sleep in a coffin...ya kno, for like... aesthetic
 clpollakate
 What's with your thing about n
 MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME
 ecks lately?
 nightrhaln
 1 looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer
 This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.
 Souroe: zadigital
 936,950 notes
Why arent these hickeys going away?

Why arent these hickeys going away?

Cute, Dude, and Google: Verizon LTE 1:12 AM @ 7058% omg-foreverfilledwithweird-posts navonneedsahug Follow zzdigital What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn't realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like "Dude, you haven't gone outside in a while." "Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn." "Are you still up?" "Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix." "Dude, I'm seriously craving something right now." "Like what?" "I dunno. Pizza rolls?" adriofthedead "Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?" "Um, it's called 'being polite...?" paulichu "I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I'm allergic, but all I'm getting on Google is vampire bullshit." samarajournal "Dude can a mirror like... stop working or something?" espeoradar Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?" "..Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken." "Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I'm around? It really bugs me for some reason." stealing-your-wife "Have you ever noticed how cute bat:s are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man." nickthepigeon "I want to sleep in a coffin...ya kno, for like... aesthetic" cipollakate "What's with your thing about necks lately?" "MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME" nightrhain "I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer." samwise-the-true-hero This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins 935,331 notesD Tailor Automatic Screenshot Stitching Vampire?
Cute, Dude, and Google: Verizon LTE
 1:12 AM @ 7058%
 omg-foreverfilledwithweird-posts
 navonneedsahug Follow
 zzdigital
 What if someone got bitten by a
 vampire, but didn't realize it. So then
 they go around and keep misidentifying
 all the symptoms, like
 "Dude, you haven't gone outside in a
 while."
 "Yeah, last time I went out I got this
 wicked sunburn."
 "Are you still up?"
 "Yeah, I started bing watching this
 show on Netflix."
 "Dude, I'm seriously craving something
 right now."
 "Like what?"
 "I dunno. Pizza rolls?"
 adriofthedead
 "Why is it that you never come into my
 house unless I invite you?"
 "Um, it's called 'being polite...?"
 paulichu
 "I tried cooking with garlic the other
 night and got this serious burn on my
 hand. I think I'm allergic, but all I'm
 getting on Google is vampire bullshit."
 samarajournal
 "Dude can a mirror like... stop working
 or something?"
 espeoradar
 Dude, why do you keep posting
 pictures of the floor?"
 "..Those are meant to be selfies, I
 guess my camera must be broken."
 "Dude, I am all for you expressing your
 religious beliefs, but could you not wear
 your crucifix when I'm around? It really
 bugs me for some reason."
 stealing-your-wife
 "Have you ever noticed how cute bat:s
 are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of
 fluff with wings man."
 nickthepigeon
 "I want to sleep in a coffin...ya kno, for
 like... aesthetic"
 cipollakate
 "What's with your thing about necks
 lately?"
 "MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY
 OWN HOME"
 nightrhain
 "I looked up my symptoms on WebMD,
 and it says I have cancer."
 samwise-the-true-hero
 This last addition made the reblog
 obligatory. This one wins
 935,331 notesD
 Tailor
 Automatic Screenshot Stitching
Vampire?

Vampire?

Lazy, Good, and Got: Got this good boye fluff for my younger brother. He's a little lazy so far.
Lazy, Good, and Got: Got this good boye fluff for my younger brother. He's a little lazy so far.

Got this good boye fluff for my younger brother. He's a little lazy so far.

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: missladytale: I had to make a more serious picture of this fluff boy 3🍉 ❤️ and reblog  🍉
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: missladytale:

I had to make a more serious picture of this fluff boy 3🍉 ❤️ and reblog  🍉

missladytale: I had to make a more serious picture of this fluff boy 3🍉 ❤️ and reblog  🍉

Bailey Jay, Dude, and Fresh: oo Verizon 2:03 PM Q Search Heathans Dan Yesterday at 10:08 AM- Today at work I found some Wild Corndogs growing in their natural habitat. This was real exciting for me as I have never picked fresh corndogs before, but I have no idea how to tel when they are ripe as they tasted horrible no matter how much mustard I put on them 22.5K Shares Like Share News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More prancingtrashcan: cynicowl: randomdaisy: limbovulture: @randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO” this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea. the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that. As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut
Bailey Jay, Dude, and Fresh: oo Verizon
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 Today at work I found some Wild Corndogs growing in their
 natural habitat. This was real exciting for me as I have never
 picked fresh corndogs before, but I have no idea how to tel
 when they are ripe as they tasted horrible no matter how
 much mustard I put on them
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@randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant

OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO”


this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia).  what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea.


the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff.  regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t.  and i still can’t get over that. 

As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around





are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut

prancingtrashcan: cynicowl: randomdaisy: limbovulture: @randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant OH MY GOODNES...

9gag, Cute, and Memes: The roundest ball of fluff - By @camerons_chinchillas - cute chinchillas 9gag fluff absoluteunit
9gag, Cute, and Memes: The roundest ball of fluff - By @camerons_chinchillas - cute chinchillas 9gag fluff absoluteunit

The roundest ball of fluff - By @camerons_chinchillas - cute chinchillas 9gag fluff absoluteunit

Memes, Best, and Bible: LAD BIBLE 30 This dog got the best 'what the fluff?' surprise is could've asked for...listen to how happy it is! 😍😁
Memes, Best, and Bible: LAD
 BIBLE
 30
This dog got the best 'what the fluff?' surprise is could've asked for...listen to how happy it is! 😍😁

This dog got the best 'what the fluff?' surprise is could've asked for...listen to how happy it is! 😍😁

Af, Animals, and Ass: Taylor Today 11:30 AM All my life I've been told that everyman needs a good tailor.. now I realize they've been spelling it wrong this entire time Today 12:06 PM I love it E Hey there Today 1:01 PM You must be a dork. I was not expecting that to work haha Today 5:18 PM I am indeed Today 5:43 PM Day1 on tinder for me. What do you reccomend after a successful pickup line? 21 questions? Sexual innuen- dos? Snapchat? I wanna know what you reccomend. It's for science Today 6:09 PM For science aye Talk lol uhhhhh keep being you ? So about me, I'm adorable af. Leaving for the Basic Traini Today 7.08 PM Lol nice dude Today 8:03 PM Should be fun, but l'd rather talk about Taylor. Tell me something you're most proud of Today 9:16 PM Myself haha. Im proud of how I keep pushing forward no matter what life throws at me lol I'm proud of myself for surviving this summer working the most kick ass internship ever at house of blues and two other jobs basically lol. That's awesome, you're self confidence radiates and that's so attractive. Never lose that, no matter what the fuckboys tell you I destroy the fuckboyshehe Really love your tats. And find you interesting af already haha I'm so into your 2nd picture, you look so exhausted but incredibly sexy at the same time. Please tell me that cat is yours why thank you. It was captioned Satan is always watching" haha That little cats name is.. Satan and he is one of mine haha. Tell me about all the animals Simon is grey and clings to me Travis is black and white he loves EVERYONE. Precious is a talkative Siamese. Satan is a satanic orange fluff ball. And dobby is the house elf I mean morkie. He's like a little derpy chicken nugget. You are success-driven dorky Cat-Lady You're a Why thank you sir Cats are rad lol And the morkie is pretty rad sometimes too lol I want to superman jump onto your bed and hang out with the whole gang, mainly Satan though. That's not even a ploy to get into your pants. Lol satan is one little shit. If you can get him to like you I'll be impressed lol. wouldn't mind ya joining tho. What dorky movie you got lined up Oh my what a choice Step brothers So random, let's do it YAAAASSSSS BOATSANDHOES Created with Stitch & Share! This is Taylor. Im allergic to cats, Ill let reddit decide
Af, Animals, and Ass: Taylor
 Today 11:30 AM
 All my life I've been told that
 everyman needs a good tailor.. now
 I realize they've been spelling it
 wrong this entire time
 Today 12:06 PM
 I love it E
 Hey there
 Today 1:01 PM
 You must be a dork. I was not
 expecting that to work haha
 Today 5:18 PM
 I am indeed
 Today 5:43 PM
 Day1 on tinder for me. What do you
 reccomend after a successful pickup
 line? 21 questions? Sexual innuen-
 dos? Snapchat? I wanna know what
 you reccomend. It's for science
 Today 6:09 PM
 For science aye
 Talk lol uhhhhh keep being
 you ?
 So about me, I'm adorable af.
 Leaving for the
 Basic Traini
 Today 7.08 PM
 Lol nice dude
 Today 8:03 PM
 Should be fun, but l'd rather talk
 about Taylor. Tell me something
 you're most proud of
 Today 9:16 PM
 Myself haha. Im proud of how I
 keep pushing forward no matter
 what life throws at me lol
 I'm proud of myself for surviving
 this summer working the most
 kick ass internship ever at house
 of blues and two other jobs
 basically lol.
 That's awesome, you're self
 confidence radiates and that's so
 attractive. Never lose that, no matter
 what the fuckboys tell you
 I destroy the fuckboyshehe
 Really love your tats. And find you
 interesting af already haha
 I'm so into your 2nd picture, you
 look so exhausted but incredibly
 sexy at the same time. Please tell
 me that cat is yours
 why thank you. It was captioned
 Satan is always watching" haha
 That little cats name is.. Satan and
 he is one of mine haha.
 Tell me about all the animals
 Simon is grey and clings to me
 Travis is black and white he loves
 EVERYONE. Precious is a talkative
 Siamese. Satan is a satanic orange
 fluff ball. And dobby is the house
 elf I mean morkie. He's like a little
 derpy chicken nugget.
 You are success-driven dorky
 Cat-Lady
 You're a
 Why thank you sir
 Cats are rad lol
 And the morkie is pretty rad
 sometimes too lol
 I want to superman jump onto
 your bed and hang out with the
 whole gang, mainly Satan though.
 That's not even a ploy to get into
 your pants.
 Lol satan is one little shit. If you can
 get him to like you I'll be impressed
 lol. wouldn't mind ya joining tho.
 What dorky movie you got lined up
 Oh my what a choice
 Step brothers
 So random, let's do it
 YAAAASSSSS BOATSANDHOES
 Created with
 Stitch & Share!
This is Taylor. Im allergic to cats, Ill let reddit decide

This is Taylor. Im allergic to cats, Ill let reddit decide

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: catsuggest: Squeaky suggests: be proud of your fluff!
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: catsuggest:

Squeaky suggests: be proud of your fluff!

catsuggest: Squeaky suggests: be proud of your fluff!

Target, Tumblr, and Work: catsuggest: sugges: leav bed but only 80% for maximum comfort. legg must still feel bed fluff for method 2 work
Target, Tumblr, and Work: catsuggest:

sugges: leav bed but only 80% for maximum comfort. legg must still feel bed fluff for method 2 work

catsuggest: sugges: leav bed but only 80% for maximum comfort. legg must still feel bed fluff for method 2 work