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flux: satanpositive Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue feels-for-the-fictional I have been waiting for this post all my life marzipanandminutiae They are indeed purple But one thing you've missed The concept of "purple Didn't always exist. Some cultures lack names For a color, you see Hence good old Homer And his "wine-dark sea. A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold So roses are red. Violets once were called blue I'm hugely pedantic But what else is new? ineptshieldmaid My friend you're not wrong About Homer's wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You've given short shrift. The concept of purple My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold. By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree Meant that in Rome to wear purpura was a privilege reserved For only the emperor! The word purple', for clothes so fancy Entered English By the ninth century Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long Is almost magenta; More red than blue The concept of purple is old, and yet new The dye is red So this might be true Roses are purple And violets are blue squeeful While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple. Roses are red
flux: satanpositive
 Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue
 feels-for-the-fictional
 I have been waiting for this post all my life
 marzipanandminutiae
 They are indeed purple
 But one thing you've missed
 The concept of "purple
 Didn't always exist.
 Some cultures lack names
 For a color, you see
 Hence good old Homer
 And his "wine-dark sea.
 A usage so quaint,
 A phrasing so old,
 For verses of romance
 Is sheer fucking gold
 So roses are red.
 Violets once were called blue
 I'm hugely pedantic
 But what else is new?
 ineptshieldmaid
 My friend you're not wrong
 About Homer's wine-ey sea!
 Colours are a matter
 Of cultural contingency
 Words are in flux
 And meanings they drift
 But the word purple
 You've given short shrift.
 The concept of purple
 My friends, is old
 And refers to a pigment
 once precious as gold.
 By crushing up molluscs
 From the wine-dark sea
 You make a dye:
 Imperial decree
 Meant that in Rome
 to wear purpura
 was a privilege reserved
 For only the emperor!
 The word purple',
 for clothes so fancy
 Entered English
 By the ninth century
 Why then are voilets
 Not purple in song?
 The dye from this mollusc,
 known for so long
 Is almost magenta;
 More red than blue
 The concept of purple
 is old, and yet new
 The dye is red
 So this might be true
 Roses are purple
 And violets are blue
 squeeful
 While this song makes me merry,
 Tyrian purple dyes many a hue
 From magenta to berry
 And a true purple too
 But fun as it is to watch this poetic race
 The answer is staring you right in the face
 Roses are red and violets are blue
 Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
Roses are red

Roses are red

flux: This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential metal band names... REASONS FOR ADMISSION 1864 TO 1889 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE DISSOLUTE HABITS KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE HYSTERIA IMMORAL LIFE IMPRISONMENT JEALOUSY AND RELIGION LAZINESS MARRIAGE OF SON MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION MENSTRUAL DERANGED MENTAL EXCITEMENT NOVEL READING NYMPHOMANIA OPIUM HABIT OVER ACTION OF THE MIND OVER STUDY OF RELIGION OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS PARENTS WERE COUSINS PERIODICAL FITS TOBACCO & MASTURBATION POLITICAL EXCITEMENT POLITICS RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND ASTHMA BAD COMPANY BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENTSALVATION ARMY BAD WHISKEY BLOODY FLUX BRAIN FEVER BUSINESS NERVES CARBONIC ACID GAS CONGESTION OF BRAIN DEATH OF SONS IN WAR DECOYED INTO THE ARMY DERANGED MASTURBATION DESERTION BY HUSBAND DOMESTIC AFFLICTION DOMESTIC TROUBLE DROPSY EGOTISM EPILEPTIC FITS EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY EXPOSURE IN ARMY FEVER AND JEALOUSY FIGHTING FIRE SUPPRESSION OF MENSES THE WAR TIME OF LIFE UTERINE DERANGEMENT VENEREAL EXCESSES VICIOUS VICES WOMEN TROUBLE SUPERSTITION SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER SMALL POX SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS SPINAL IRRITATION GATHERING IN THE HEAD GREEDINESS GUNSHOT WOUND HARD STUDy RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER SCARLATINA SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT SELF ABUSE SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS SEXUAL DERANGEMENT FALSE CONFINEMENT FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR FEMALE DISEASE DISSIPATION OF NERVES laughoutloud-club: Quite The Reasons For Admission
flux: This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic
 asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential
 metal band names...
 REASONS FOR ADMISSION
 1864 TO 1889
 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE DISSOLUTE HABITS
 KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE
 HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION
 ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND
 IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE
 HYSTERIA
 IMMORAL LIFE
 IMPRISONMENT
 JEALOUSY AND RELIGION
 LAZINESS
 MARRIAGE OF SON
 MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS
 MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS
 MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION
 MENSTRUAL DERANGED
 MENTAL EXCITEMENT
 NOVEL READING
 NYMPHOMANIA
 OPIUM HABIT
 OVER ACTION OF THE MIND
 OVER STUDY OF RELIGION
 OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS
 PARENTS WERE COUSINS
 PERIODICAL FITS
 TOBACCO & MASTURBATION
 POLITICAL EXCITEMENT
 POLITICS
 RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM
 FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT
 FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND
 ASTHMA
 BAD COMPANY
 BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENTSALVATION ARMY
 BAD WHISKEY
 BLOODY FLUX
 BRAIN FEVER
 BUSINESS NERVES
 CARBONIC ACID GAS
 CONGESTION OF BRAIN
 DEATH OF SONS IN WAR
 DECOYED INTO THE ARMY
 DERANGED MASTURBATION
 DESERTION BY HUSBAND
 DOMESTIC AFFLICTION
 DOMESTIC TROUBLE
 DROPSY
 EGOTISM
 EPILEPTIC FITS
 EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE
 EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER
 EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY
 EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY
 EXPOSURE IN ARMY
 FEVER AND JEALOUSY
 FIGHTING FIRE
 SUPPRESSION OF MENSES
 THE WAR
 TIME OF LIFE
 UTERINE DERANGEMENT
 VENEREAL EXCESSES
 VICIOUS VICES
 WOMEN TROUBLE
 SUPERSTITION
 SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER
 SMALL POX
 SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS
 SPINAL IRRITATION
 GATHERING IN THE HEAD
 GREEDINESS
 GUNSHOT WOUND
 HARD STUDy
 RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER
 SCARLATINA
 SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT
 SELF ABUSE
 SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS
 SEXUAL DERANGEMENT
 FALSE CONFINEMENT
 FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT
 FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR
 FEMALE DISEASE
 DISSIPATION OF NERVES
laughoutloud-club:

Quite The Reasons For Admission

laughoutloud-club: Quite The Reasons For Admission

flux: This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential metal band names... REASONS FOR ADMISSION 1864 TO 1889 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE DISSOLUTE HABITS KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE HYSTERIA IMMORAL LIFE IMPRISONMENT JEALOUSY AND RELIGION LAZINESS MARRIAGE OF SON MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION MENSTRUAL DERANGED MENTAL EXCITEMENT NOVEL READING NYMPHOMANIA OPIUM HABIT OVER ACTION OF THE MIND OVER STUDY OF RELIGION OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS PARENTS WERE COUSINS PERIODICAL FITS TOBACCO & MASTURBATION POLITICAL EXCITEMENT POLITICS RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND ASTHMA BAD COMPANY BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENTSALVATION ARMY BAD WHISKEY BLOODY FLUX BRAIN FEVER BUSINESS NERVES CARBONIC ACID GAS CONGESTION OF BRAIN DEATH OF SONS IN WAR DECOYED INTO THE ARMY DERANGED MASTURBATION DESERTION BY HUSBAND DOMESTIC AFFLICTION DOMESTIC TROUBLE DROPSY EGOTISM EPILEPTIC FITS EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY EXPOSURE IN ARMY FEVER AND JEALOUSY FIGHTING FIRE SUPPRESSION OF MENSES THE WAR TIME OF LIFE UTERINE DERANGEMENT VENEREAL EXCESSES VICIOUS VICES WOMEN TROUBLE SUPERSTITION SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER SMALL POX SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS SPINAL IRRITATION GATHERING IN THE HEAD GREEDINESS GUNSHOT WOUND HARD STUDy RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER SCARLATINA SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT SELF ABUSE SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS SEXUAL DERANGEMENT FALSE CONFINEMENT FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR FEMALE DISEASE DISSIPATION OF NERVES <p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/170236009410/quite-the-reasons-for-admission" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Quite The Reasons For Admission</p></blockquote>
flux: This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic
 asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential
 metal band names...
 REASONS FOR ADMISSION
 1864 TO 1889
 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE DISSOLUTE HABITS
 KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE
 HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION
 ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND
 IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE
 HYSTERIA
 IMMORAL LIFE
 IMPRISONMENT
 JEALOUSY AND RELIGION
 LAZINESS
 MARRIAGE OF SON
 MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS
 MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS
 MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION
 MENSTRUAL DERANGED
 MENTAL EXCITEMENT
 NOVEL READING
 NYMPHOMANIA
 OPIUM HABIT
 OVER ACTION OF THE MIND
 OVER STUDY OF RELIGION
 OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS
 PARENTS WERE COUSINS
 PERIODICAL FITS
 TOBACCO & MASTURBATION
 POLITICAL EXCITEMENT
 POLITICS
 RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM
 FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT
 FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND
 ASTHMA
 BAD COMPANY
 BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENTSALVATION ARMY
 BAD WHISKEY
 BLOODY FLUX
 BRAIN FEVER
 BUSINESS NERVES
 CARBONIC ACID GAS
 CONGESTION OF BRAIN
 DEATH OF SONS IN WAR
 DECOYED INTO THE ARMY
 DERANGED MASTURBATION
 DESERTION BY HUSBAND
 DOMESTIC AFFLICTION
 DOMESTIC TROUBLE
 DROPSY
 EGOTISM
 EPILEPTIC FITS
 EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE
 EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER
 EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY
 EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY
 EXPOSURE IN ARMY
 FEVER AND JEALOUSY
 FIGHTING FIRE
 SUPPRESSION OF MENSES
 THE WAR
 TIME OF LIFE
 UTERINE DERANGEMENT
 VENEREAL EXCESSES
 VICIOUS VICES
 WOMEN TROUBLE
 SUPERSTITION
 SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER
 SMALL POX
 SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS
 SPINAL IRRITATION
 GATHERING IN THE HEAD
 GREEDINESS
 GUNSHOT WOUND
 HARD STUDy
 RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER
 SCARLATINA
 SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT
 SELF ABUSE
 SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS
 SEXUAL DERANGEMENT
 FALSE CONFINEMENT
 FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT
 FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR
 FEMALE DISEASE
 DISSIPATION OF NERVES
<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/170236009410/quite-the-reasons-for-admission" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Quite The Reasons For Admission</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/170236009410/quite-the-reasons-for-admission" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club<...

flux: This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential metal band names... REASONS FOR ADMISSION 1864 TO 1889 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE DISSOLUTE HABITS KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE HYSTERIA IMMORAL LIFE IMPRISONMENT JEALOUSY AND RELIGION LAZINESS MARRIAGE OF SON MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION MENSTRUAL DERANGED MENTAL EXCITEMENT NOVEL READING NYMPHOMANIA OPIUM HABIT OVER ACTION OF THE MIND OVER STUDY OF RELIGION OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS PARENTS WERE COUSINS PERIODICAL FITS TOBACCO & MASTURBATION POLITICAL EXCITEMENT POLITICS RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND ASTHMA BAD COMPANY BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENTSALVATION ARMY BAD WHISKEY BLOODY FLUX BRAIN FEVER BUSINESS NERVES CARBONIC ACID GAS CONGESTION OF BRAIN DEATH OF SONS IN WAR DECOYED INTO THE ARMY DERANGED MASTURBATION DESERTION BY HUSBAND DOMESTIC AFFLICTION DOMESTIC TROUBLE DROPSY EGOTISM EPILEPTIC FITS EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY EXPOSURE IN ARMY FEVER AND JEALOUSY FIGHTING FIRE SUPPRESSION OF MENSES THE WAR TIME OF LIFE UTERINE DERANGEMENT VENEREAL EXCESSES VICIOUS VICES WOMEN TROUBLE SUPERSTITION SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER SMALL POX SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS SPINAL IRRITATION GATHERING IN THE HEAD GREEDINESS GUNSHOT WOUND HARD STUDy RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER SCARLATINA SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT SELF ABUSE SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS SEXUAL DERANGEMENT FALSE CONFINEMENT FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR FEMALE DISEASE DISSIPATION OF NERVES laughoutloud-club: Quite The Reasons For Admission
flux: This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic
 asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential
 metal band names...
 REASONS FOR ADMISSION
 1864 TO 1889
 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE DISSOLUTE HABITS
 KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE
 HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION
 ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND
 IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE
 HYSTERIA
 IMMORAL LIFE
 IMPRISONMENT
 JEALOUSY AND RELIGION
 LAZINESS
 MARRIAGE OF SON
 MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS
 MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS
 MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION
 MENSTRUAL DERANGED
 MENTAL EXCITEMENT
 NOVEL READING
 NYMPHOMANIA
 OPIUM HABIT
 OVER ACTION OF THE MIND
 OVER STUDY OF RELIGION
 OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS
 PARENTS WERE COUSINS
 PERIODICAL FITS
 TOBACCO & MASTURBATION
 POLITICAL EXCITEMENT
 POLITICS
 RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM
 FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT
 FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND
 ASTHMA
 BAD COMPANY
 BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENTSALVATION ARMY
 BAD WHISKEY
 BLOODY FLUX
 BRAIN FEVER
 BUSINESS NERVES
 CARBONIC ACID GAS
 CONGESTION OF BRAIN
 DEATH OF SONS IN WAR
 DECOYED INTO THE ARMY
 DERANGED MASTURBATION
 DESERTION BY HUSBAND
 DOMESTIC AFFLICTION
 DOMESTIC TROUBLE
 DROPSY
 EGOTISM
 EPILEPTIC FITS
 EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE
 EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER
 EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY
 EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY
 EXPOSURE IN ARMY
 FEVER AND JEALOUSY
 FIGHTING FIRE
 SUPPRESSION OF MENSES
 THE WAR
 TIME OF LIFE
 UTERINE DERANGEMENT
 VENEREAL EXCESSES
 VICIOUS VICES
 WOMEN TROUBLE
 SUPERSTITION
 SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER
 SMALL POX
 SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS
 SPINAL IRRITATION
 GATHERING IN THE HEAD
 GREEDINESS
 GUNSHOT WOUND
 HARD STUDy
 RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER
 SCARLATINA
 SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT
 SELF ABUSE
 SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS
 SEXUAL DERANGEMENT
 FALSE CONFINEMENT
 FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT
 FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR
 FEMALE DISEASE
 DISSIPATION OF NERVES
laughoutloud-club:

Quite The Reasons For Admission

laughoutloud-club: Quite The Reasons For Admission

flux: REASONS FOR ADMISSION 1864 TO 1889 DISSOLUTE HABITS DOMESTIC AFFLICTION DOMESTIC TROUBLE DROPSY EGOTISM EPILEPTIC FITS EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY EXPOSURE IN ARMY FEVER AND JEALOUSY FIGHTING FIRE SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION SUPPRESSION OF MENSES THE WA TIME OF LIFE UTERINE DERANGEMENT VENEREAL EXCESSES VICIOUS VICES WOMEN TROUBLE SUPERSTITION SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER SMALL POX SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS SPINAL IRRITATION . GATHERING IN THE HEAD GREEDINESS INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE HYSTERIA IMMORAL LIFE IMPRISONMENT JEALOUSY AND RELIGION MARRIAGE OF SON MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION MENSTRUAL DERANGED IT NOVEL READING OPIUM HABIT OVER ACTION OF THE MIND OVER STUDY OF RELIGION OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS PARENTS WERE COUSINS PERIODICAL FITS. TOBACCO & MASTURBATION POLITICAL EXCITEMENT POLITICS RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND BAD COMPANY BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENT BAD WHISKEY BLOODY FLUX BRAIN FEVER BUSINESS NERVES CARBONIC ACID GAS CONGESTION OF BRAIN DEATH OF SONS IN WAR DECOYED INTO THE ARMY DERANGED MASTURBATION DESERTION BY HUSBAND GUNSHOT WOUND HARD STUDY RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER SALVATION ARMY SCARLATINA SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT SELE ABUSE SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS SEXUAL DERANGEMENT FALSE CONFINEMENT FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR FEMALE DISEASE DISSIPATION OF NERVES actionables: doomy: topsecretumbreonage: Reasons to be admitted to an insane asylum from 1864 to 1889 Tag yourself, I’m Seduction and Disappointment kicked in head by horse menstrual deranged and masturbation for 30 years
flux: REASONS FOR ADMISSION
 1864 TO 1889
 DISSOLUTE HABITS
 DOMESTIC AFFLICTION
 DOMESTIC TROUBLE
 DROPSY
 EGOTISM
 EPILEPTIC FITS
 EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE
 EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER
 EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY
 EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY
 EXPOSURE IN ARMY
 FEVER AND JEALOUSY
 FIGHTING FIRE
 SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION
 SUPPRESSION OF MENSES
 THE WA
 TIME OF LIFE
 UTERINE DERANGEMENT
 VENEREAL EXCESSES
 VICIOUS VICES
 WOMEN TROUBLE
 SUPERSTITION
 SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER
 SMALL POX
 SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS
 SPINAL IRRITATION .
 GATHERING IN THE HEAD
 GREEDINESS
 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE
 KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE
 HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION
 ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND
 IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE
 HYSTERIA
 IMMORAL LIFE
 IMPRISONMENT
 JEALOUSY AND RELIGION
 MARRIAGE OF SON
 MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS
 MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS
 MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION
 MENSTRUAL DERANGED
 IT
 NOVEL READING
 OPIUM HABIT
 OVER ACTION OF THE MIND
 OVER STUDY OF RELIGION
 OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS
 PARENTS WERE COUSINS
 PERIODICAL FITS.
 TOBACCO & MASTURBATION
 POLITICAL EXCITEMENT
 POLITICS
 RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM
 FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT
 FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND
 BAD COMPANY
 BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENT
 BAD WHISKEY
 BLOODY FLUX
 BRAIN FEVER
 BUSINESS NERVES
 CARBONIC ACID GAS
 CONGESTION OF BRAIN
 DEATH OF SONS IN WAR
 DECOYED INTO THE ARMY
 DERANGED MASTURBATION
 DESERTION BY HUSBAND
 GUNSHOT WOUND
 HARD STUDY
 RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER
 SALVATION ARMY
 SCARLATINA
 SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT
 SELE ABUSE
 SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS
 SEXUAL DERANGEMENT
 FALSE CONFINEMENT
 FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT
 FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR
 FEMALE DISEASE
 DISSIPATION OF NERVES
actionables:

doomy:

topsecretumbreonage:

Reasons to be admitted to an insane asylum from 1864 to 1889

Tag yourself, I’m Seduction and Disappointment


kicked in head by horse

menstrual deranged and masturbation for 30 years

actionables: doomy: topsecretumbreonage: Reasons to be admitted to an insane asylum from 1864 to 1889 Tag yourself, I’m Seduction and...

flux: Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue feels-for-the-fictional I have been waiting for this post all my life. marzipanandminutiae They are indeed purple, But one thing you've missed: The concept of purple Didn't always exist. Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his "wine-dark sea. A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold. So roses are red Violets once were called blue. I'm hugely pedantic But what else is new? ineptshieldmaid My friend you're not wrong About Homer's wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You've given short shrift. The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold. By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved For only the emperor! The word purple for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long Is almost magenta; More red than blue The concept of purple is old, and yet new The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue squeeful While this song makes me merry Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple Its long, but its good
flux: Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking
 blue
 feels-for-the-fictional
 I have been waiting for this post all my life.
 marzipanandminutiae
 They are indeed purple,
 But one thing you've missed:
 The concept of purple
 Didn't always exist.
 Some cultures lack names
 For a color, you see.
 Hence good old Homer
 And his "wine-dark sea.
 A usage so quaint,
 A phrasing so old,
 For verses of romance
 Is sheer fucking gold.
 So roses are red
 Violets once were called blue.
 I'm hugely pedantic
 But what else is new?
 ineptshieldmaid
 My friend you're not wrong
 About Homer's wine-ey sea!
 Colours are a matter
 Of cultural contingency
 Words are in flux
 And meanings they drift
 But the word purple
 You've given short shrift.
 The concept of purple,
 My friends, is old
 And refers to a pigment
 once precious as gold.
 By crushing up molluscs
 From the wine-dark sea
 You make a dye:
 Imperial decree
 Meant that in Rome,
 to wear purpura
 was a privilege reserved
 For only the emperor!
 The word purple
 for clothes so fancy,
 Entered English
 By the ninth century
 Why then are voilets
 Not purple in song?
 The dye from this mollusc,
 known for so long
 Is almost magenta;
 More red than blue
 The concept of purple
 is old, and yet new
 The dye is red,
 So this might be true:
 Roses are purple
 And violets are blue
 squeeful
 While this song makes me merry
 Tyrian purple dyes many a hue
 From magenta to berry
 And a true purple too
 But fun as it is to watch this poetic race
 The answer is staring you right in the face
 Roses are red and violets are blue
 Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple
Its long, but its good

Its long, but its good

flux: ithendra writrs Follow satanpositive Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue feels-for-the-fictional I have been waiting for this post all my life marzipanandminutiae They are indeed purple But one thing you've missed The concept of purple" Didn't always exist. Some cultures lack names For a color, you see Hence good old Homer And his "wine-dark sea." A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold. So roses are red Violets once were called blue I'm hugely pedantic But what else is new? ineptshieldmaid My friend you're not wrong About Homer's wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You've given short shrift. The concept of purple My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye Imperial decree Meant that in Rome to wear purpura was a privilege reserved For only the emperor! The word 'purple', for clothes so fancy Entered English By the ninth century Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc known for so long Is almost magenta More red than blue The concept of purple is old, and yet new The dye is red So this might be true Roses are purple And violets are blue squeeful While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple e naomispeaks IT GOT BETTER writrs When english majors really need to write a paper, but get distracted 96 691 notes Its obvious when you think about it.
flux: ithendra writrs Follow
 satanpositive
 Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue
 feels-for-the-fictional
 I have been waiting for this post all my life
 marzipanandminutiae
 They are indeed purple
 But one thing you've missed
 The concept of purple"
 Didn't always exist.
 Some cultures lack names
 For a color, you see
 Hence good old Homer
 And his "wine-dark sea."
 A usage so quaint,
 A phrasing so old
 For verses of romance
 Is sheer fucking gold.
 So roses are red
 Violets once were called blue
 I'm hugely pedantic
 But what else is new?
 ineptshieldmaid
 My friend you're not wrong
 About Homer's wine-ey sea!
 Colours are a matter
 Of cultural contingency
 Words are in flux
 And meanings they drift
 But the word purple
 You've given short shrift.
 The concept of purple
 My friends, is old
 And refers to a pigment
 once precious as gold
 By crushing up molluscs
 From the wine-dark sea
 You make a dye
 Imperial decree
 Meant that in Rome
 to wear purpura
 was a privilege reserved
 For only the emperor!
 The word 'purple',
 for clothes so fancy
 Entered English
 By the ninth century
 Why then are voilets
 Not purple in song?
 The dye from this mollusc
 known for so long
 Is almost magenta
 More red than blue
 The concept of purple
 is old, and yet new
 The dye is red
 So this might be true
 Roses are purple
 And violets are blue
 squeeful
 While this song makes me merry,
 Tyrian purple dyes many a hue
 From magenta to berry
 And a true purple too
 But fun as it is to watch this poetic race
 The answer is staring you right in the face:
 Roses are red and violets are blue
 Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple
 e naomispeaks
 IT GOT BETTER
 writrs
 When english majors really need to write a paper, but get distracted
 96 691 notes
Its obvious when you think about it.

Its obvious when you think about it.

flux: ithendra writrs Follow satanpositive Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue feels-for-the-fictional I have been waiting for this post all my life marzipanandminutiae They are indeed purple But one thing you've missed The concept of purple" Didn't always exist. Some cultures lack names For a color, you see Hence good old Homer And his "wine-dark sea." A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold. So roses are red Violets once were called blue I'm hugely pedantic But what else is new? ineptshieldmaid My friend you're not wrong About Homer's wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You've given short shrift. The concept of purple My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye Imperial decree Meant that in Rome to wear purpura was a privilege reserved For only the emperor! The word 'purple', for clothes so fancy Entered English By the ninth century Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc known for so long Is almost magenta More red than blue The concept of purple is old, and yet new The dye is red So this might be true Roses are purple And violets are blue squeeful While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple e naomispeaks IT GOT BETTER writrs When english majors really need to write a paper, but get distracted 96 691 notes Its obvious when you think about it.
flux: ithendra writrs Follow
 satanpositive
 Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue
 feels-for-the-fictional
 I have been waiting for this post all my life
 marzipanandminutiae
 They are indeed purple
 But one thing you've missed
 The concept of purple"
 Didn't always exist.
 Some cultures lack names
 For a color, you see
 Hence good old Homer
 And his "wine-dark sea."
 A usage so quaint,
 A phrasing so old
 For verses of romance
 Is sheer fucking gold.
 So roses are red
 Violets once were called blue
 I'm hugely pedantic
 But what else is new?
 ineptshieldmaid
 My friend you're not wrong
 About Homer's wine-ey sea!
 Colours are a matter
 Of cultural contingency
 Words are in flux
 And meanings they drift
 But the word purple
 You've given short shrift.
 The concept of purple
 My friends, is old
 And refers to a pigment
 once precious as gold
 By crushing up molluscs
 From the wine-dark sea
 You make a dye
 Imperial decree
 Meant that in Rome
 to wear purpura
 was a privilege reserved
 For only the emperor!
 The word 'purple',
 for clothes so fancy
 Entered English
 By the ninth century
 Why then are voilets
 Not purple in song?
 The dye from this mollusc
 known for so long
 Is almost magenta
 More red than blue
 The concept of purple
 is old, and yet new
 The dye is red
 So this might be true
 Roses are purple
 And violets are blue
 squeeful
 While this song makes me merry,
 Tyrian purple dyes many a hue
 From magenta to berry
 And a true purple too
 But fun as it is to watch this poetic race
 The answer is staring you right in the face:
 Roses are red and violets are blue
 Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple
 e naomispeaks
 IT GOT BETTER
 writrs
 When english majors really need to write a paper, but get distracted
 96 691 notes
Its obvious when you think about it.

Its obvious when you think about it.

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flux: This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential metal band names... REASONS FOR ADMISSION 1864 TO 1889 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE DISSOLUTE HABITS KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE HYSTERIA IMMORAL LIFE IMPRISONMENT JEALOUSY AND RELIGION LAZINESS MARRIAGE OF SON MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION MENSTRUAL DERANGED MENTAL EXCITEMENT NOVEL READING NYMPHOMANIA OPIUM HABIT OVER ACTION OF THE MIND OVER STUDY OF RELIGION OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS PARENTS WERE COUSINS PERIODICAL FITS TOBACCO & MASTURBATION POLITICAL EXCITEMENT POLITICS RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND ASTHMA BAD COMPANY BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENTSALVATION ARMY BAD WHISKEY BLOODY FLUX BRAIN FEVER BUSINESS NERVES CARBONIC ACID GAS CONGESTION OF BRAIN DEATH OF SONS IN WAR DECOYED INTO THE ARMY DERANGED MASTURBATION DESERTION BY HUSBAND DOMESTIC AFFLICTION DOMESTIC TROUBLE DROPSY EGOTISM EPILEPTIC FITS EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY EXPOSURE IN ARMY FEVER AND JEALOUSY FIGHTING FIRE SUPPRESSION OF MENSES THE WAR TIME OF LIFE UTERINE DERANGEMENT VENEREAL EXCESSES VICIOUS VICES WOMEN TROUBLE SUPERSTITION SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER SMALL POX SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS SPINAL IRRITATION GATHERING IN THE HEAD GREEDINESS GUNSHOT WOUND HARD STUDy RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER SCARLATINA SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT SELF ABUSE SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS SEXUAL DERANGEMENT FALSE CONFINEMENT FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR FEMALE DISEASE DISSIPATION OF NERVES <p>Quite The Reasons For Admission.</p>
flux: This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic
 asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential
 metal band names...
 REASONS FOR ADMISSION
 1864 TO 1889
 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE DISSOLUTE HABITS
 KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE
 HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION
 ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND
 IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE
 HYSTERIA
 IMMORAL LIFE
 IMPRISONMENT
 JEALOUSY AND RELIGION
 LAZINESS
 MARRIAGE OF SON
 MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS
 MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS
 MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION
 MENSTRUAL DERANGED
 MENTAL EXCITEMENT
 NOVEL READING
 NYMPHOMANIA
 OPIUM HABIT
 OVER ACTION OF THE MIND
 OVER STUDY OF RELIGION
 OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS
 PARENTS WERE COUSINS
 PERIODICAL FITS
 TOBACCO & MASTURBATION
 POLITICAL EXCITEMENT
 POLITICS
 RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM
 FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT
 FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND
 ASTHMA
 BAD COMPANY
 BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENTSALVATION ARMY
 BAD WHISKEY
 BLOODY FLUX
 BRAIN FEVER
 BUSINESS NERVES
 CARBONIC ACID GAS
 CONGESTION OF BRAIN
 DEATH OF SONS IN WAR
 DECOYED INTO THE ARMY
 DERANGED MASTURBATION
 DESERTION BY HUSBAND
 DOMESTIC AFFLICTION
 DOMESTIC TROUBLE
 DROPSY
 EGOTISM
 EPILEPTIC FITS
 EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE
 EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER
 EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY
 EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY
 EXPOSURE IN ARMY
 FEVER AND JEALOUSY
 FIGHTING FIRE
 SUPPRESSION OF MENSES
 THE WAR
 TIME OF LIFE
 UTERINE DERANGEMENT
 VENEREAL EXCESSES
 VICIOUS VICES
 WOMEN TROUBLE
 SUPERSTITION
 SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER
 SMALL POX
 SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS
 SPINAL IRRITATION
 GATHERING IN THE HEAD
 GREEDINESS
 GUNSHOT WOUND
 HARD STUDy
 RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER
 SCARLATINA
 SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT
 SELF ABUSE
 SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS
 SEXUAL DERANGEMENT
 FALSE CONFINEMENT
 FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT
 FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR
 FEMALE DISEASE
 DISSIPATION OF NERVES
<p>Quite The Reasons For Admission.</p>

<p>Quite The Reasons For Admission.</p>

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flux: What ta Watch
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 them?
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 Muppets or
 music?
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 just old?
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 Alice in
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 Do you want the
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 minutes?
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 Politics and fast
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 Do you want to
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 Do you like
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 Do you want to
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 murderers and
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 Do subtities
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 Are you in the
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 Do you find
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 when people
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 Do you want
 some drama with
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 Dragon Tattoo
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 Pi
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 Do you want to
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 Yes
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 Keep it mellow?Yes
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 Good Will
 Hunting
 Vanilla Sky
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 more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM
a-mouse-duh:

Well there goes the rest of my life.

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flux: What ta Watch start Are you watching with children? Do you have to watch it with No Yes No them? Are the kids YesFeeling frightened easily? Girls only? nostalgic?- No> Muppets or music? YesOld made new, or No No just old? The Secrot Garden Alice in Rango Old Yo Gabba Yo Gabba Gabbat Freaks and Geeks The Nightmare efore Christmas Sherlock (BBC) ParaNorman No Classic mystery or thriller cliffhanger? Coming of age60 story line? Do you want the most intense 30 or 60 minutes? Tv series or Crime drama? No made? 30 Focus on the good guys or bad guys? Escape with Yes No Yes some fantasy/-K No sci-17 Politics and fast talking? Breaking Bad Bad Head to outer space? Law & Orders Sons of Anarchy No Kevin, Verbal Kent, Spacey? Steeped in history? Star Trek: TNG Explore or War? Less science, more fiction? No No Battlestar Galacticaar The House of Cards The Tudors The WalkingY Dead The West Wing Do you like Twin PeaksYesthings to be a little strange? Lost Highschool of the Dead Yes Family Guy Mad Men No_- You want to see things in B&W? Gratuitous No No 〉4-- cleavage and up. skirt shots? Dick and fart The Twillight Zone jokes, with random musical interludes? Ye) Animated? No Dick and fart The Twillight Zone Nojokes, with Yes)+ ← Animated? random musical interludes? A little more childish or a little World-class social commentary? No YesThe X-Files Do you want to remember laughter? Do you ike the paranormal? Futurama South Park Do you want to watch the most pred up show on Netfix? Do you want to do as little thinking as possible? Ren & Stimpy Show Do you dig British humour? No Archer Skit show No Frasier Do you like things to get a littte odd, a littie quirky? Are you really Nointo weed and Do you reckon to be a bit of a sophisticate? Fawity Towers Chappelle's Show No No Do you want a show with astounding rewatchability? The Kids in the sh't hawks Are you realty into football? No circling in the sh't winds? Trailer Park Boys The League WorkaholicsNo Arrested Sunny in Philadelphia Satire or insanity? e Upon a Time in the West Louie Do you find awkward situations funny? Parks and Old Cheers No Columbomore You want to go oldschool or keep it fresh? Are you about the solution, or the process? The Rockford Files Mystery or Space? Are you extremely nostalgic? Star Trek Want your night True Grit No Yesto be action packed? Want your night True Grit Firefly Horses, boots Have you seen NoThe Terminator? Noand 10-gallion hats? Black Hawk Down (Yes Terminator 2: Judgment Day Do you want to keep it serious? Do you consider snowboard films documentaries? What about a No Set in the future or present day? Art of Flight Do you want to have your face melted off froem maximum rock? Top Gun Aeon Flux Yes)--Year of the Horse Take it to the Pain or Paint? streets? No murderers and madness? Do you want to Nojust how Gift Shop religion can be? Should there be Are you a Woody Allen fan? Or would you like to become one? chainsaw at An Woody Allen: A The Evil Dead Three parts classic horror one part something new? Cabin in the Grizzly Man Do subtities bother you Man on Wire the sense out ofNo Duck Soup Session 9 Ferris Buellers Day Off Are you in the mood to laugh? Do you find clever wordplayNo Do you mind it when people break out Do you want some drama with your laughter? No Are you adverse Happy Gilmore white? Do you want to Do you like your humor to be more or less Do you love Paul Newman? Do great, or you want to? Slap Shot Gritty or pretty? Clerks Slap Shot Grity or pretty? Clerks Slow-paced ManHattan Yesquirky romantic Trainspotting indie? Do you hunger for adventure? Lost in YesWere you a fan of Yes Big Fish Firefly? Super 8 Yes Star Trek : The Wrath of Khan Want some thrills Do you like main The Hunger Games with yourYesrollis to be played adventure? No by kids? Do you enjoy diatribes entirely unrelated to the plot? Are you upset by No〉←- seeing drug use? Care for some criminal intent? Hustle & Flow YesDo you love hip- YesReservoir Dogs Yes Mob story hop? No No Miller's CrossingYes Clay Pigeons Hypothetically The Girl who Played with Fire Have you seen the original Girl with the Dragon Tattoo? Nowould a long Ready for some romance? Yes No brutal rape scene ruin your night? Have you seen The Girl Who Played with Fire? Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Yes Pi Are subtitles going to be aNobe completelyXYes Do you want to Kicked the Yes problem? Keep it mellow?Yes No TomCruise or 4 (Yes Matt Damon Midnight Cowboy NoThe Machinist Good Will Hunting Vanilla Sky Matt more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM a-mouse-duh: Well there goes the rest of my life.
flux: What ta Watch
 start
 Are you watching
 with children?
 Do you have to
 watch it with
 No
 Yes
 No
 them?
 Are the kids
 YesFeeling
 frightened
 easily?
 Girls only?
 nostalgic?- No>
 Muppets or
 music?
 YesOld made new, or
 No
 No
 just old?
 The Secrot
 Garden
 Alice in
 Rango
 Old
 Yo Gabba

 Yo Gabba
 Gabbat
 Freaks and
 Geeks
 The Nightmare
 efore Christmas
 Sherlock (BBC)
 ParaNorman
 No
 Classic mystery
 or thriller
 cliffhanger?
 Coming of age60
 story line?
 Do you want the
 most intense
 30 or 60
 minutes?
 Tv series or
 Crime drama?
 No
 made?
 30
 Focus on the
 good guys or
 bad guys?
 Escape with
 Yes
 No
 Yes
 some fantasy/-K No
 sci-17
 Politics and fast
 talking?
 Breaking Bad
 Bad
 Head to outer
 space?
 Law & Orders
 Sons of Anarchy
 No
 Kevin, Verbal
 Kent, Spacey?
 Steeped in
 history?
 Star Trek: TNG
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 South Park
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 watch the most
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 Do you want to
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 Archer
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 one part
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 Man on Wire
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 Session 9
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 Firefly?
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