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flying monkey: My cat has wings, like a flying monkey
flying monkey: My cat has wings, like a flying monkey

My cat has wings, like a flying monkey

flying monkey: 2 years ago 1 To play this, you must be in a different position than usual. Listen as instructed. As the song begins, play as you would normally. As the song progresses, quickly place your feet atop the piano keys and slowly being your weight down on it. Then add your face to the mixture. Eventually you shall lie horizontally on the piano and distribute your weight properly all while having sexual activity with the piano keys. You could even grab your nearest wild animal and start whipping it while it's dancing atop the piano. Amateurs may require some assistance for this next step. You may need this assistance from pets, siblings, spouses, family members, and other living creatures. All participating must flop around and about the piano like fish gasping for oxygen. This requires much practice so study to succeed. Any seizures that may be induced are encouraged. It is extraordinarily helpful that you try every drug on the market for this song to be executed as you please. It is recommended you take several times more caffeine than usual, during the performance. You may need to mentally prepare yourself for this hellish degree of playing. Others may assist you by dragging there faces where notes seem to be neglected. As others may have demonstrated, random children may be extremely helpful for this part, as they tend to be natural professionals at this. Try to maintain the steady pace of a cheetah who had its girlfriend stolen by a purple flying monkey. Many who attempt to complete this feat may be completely passed out by the end. However, if you were lucky enough to not be, good job. This has diagnosed you with cancer and you now have three days to live. the profile picture tops it off
flying monkey: 2 years ago
 1
 To play this, you must be in a different position than
 usual. Listen as instructed. As the song begins, play as
 you would normally. As the song progresses, quickly
 place your feet atop the piano keys and slowly being your
 weight down on it. Then add your face to the mixture.
 Eventually you shall lie horizontally on the piano and
 distribute your weight properly all while having sexual
 activity with the piano keys. You could even grab your
 nearest wild animal and start whipping it while it's
 dancing atop the piano. Amateurs may require some
 assistance for this next step. You may need this assistance
 from pets, siblings, spouses, family members, and other
 living creatures. All participating must flop around and
 about the piano like fish gasping for oxygen. This requires
 much practice so study to succeed. Any seizures that
 may be induced are encouraged. It is extraordinarily
 helpful that you try every drug on the market for this
 song to be executed as you please. It is recommended
 you take several times more caffeine than usual, during
 the performance. You may need to mentally prepare
 yourself for this hellish degree of playing. Others may
 assist you by dragging there faces where notes seem to
 be neglected. As others may have demonstrated, random
 children may be extremely helpful for this part, as they
 tend to be natural professionals at this. Try to maintain
 the steady pace of a cheetah who had its girlfriend
 stolen by a purple flying monkey. Many who attempt to
 complete this feat may be completely passed out by the
 end. However, if you were lucky enough to not be, good
 job. This has diagnosed you with cancer and you now have
 three days to live.
the profile picture tops it off

the profile picture tops it off

flying monkey: "Just so you know, Obama and his flying monkey FAKE press are the greatest threat to the American people.. but thanks to me many are finally waking up.. don't mob, VOTE!"
flying monkey: "Just so you know, Obama and his flying monkey FAKE press are the greatest threat to the American people.. but thanks to me many are finally waking up.. don't mob, VOTE!"

"Just so you know, Obama and his flying monkey FAKE press are the greatest threat to the American people.. but thanks to me many are fina...

flying monkey: MR PRESIDENT, WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH, PLEASE DROP THE HAMMER ON HRC AND HER FLYING MONKEY PRESS
flying monkey: MR PRESIDENT, WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH, PLEASE DROP THE HAMMER ON HRC AND HER FLYING MONKEY PRESS

MR PRESIDENT, WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH, PLEASE DROP THE HAMMER ON HRC AND HER FLYING MONKEY PRESS

flying monkey: PLEASE MR PRESIDENT, STOP WAITING, END THIS NOW!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, BURN THESE MOTHER FUCKERS AND THEIR FLYING MONKEY PRESS TO THE GROUND!!!!
flying monkey: PLEASE MR PRESIDENT, STOP WAITING, END THIS NOW!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, BURN THESE MOTHER FUCKERS AND THEIR FLYING MONKEY PRESS TO THE GROUND!!!!

PLEASE MR PRESIDENT, STOP WAITING, END THIS NOW!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, BURN THESE MOTHER FUCKERS AND THEIR FLYING MONKEY PRESS TO THE GR...

flying monkey: A Safe Place for Stressed Out Students Otherwise known as The Cry Closet This space is meant to provide a place for students studying for finals to take a short 10- minute break. Rules of the Closet 1. Knock before entering 2. Only one person in the closet at a time 3. Limit your time in the closet to no more than10 minutes 4. Turn lights and timer off before leaving 5. Use #cryclosetuofu if posting on social media Artist: Nemo Miller in collaboration with Tony Miller and David Meyer 🤨 WTF ? What the flying monkey balls is this? The @universityofutah just went full snowflake and beyond. They created a safe closet “cry closet” for college students dealing with finals where they can go and melt away their feelings surrounded by fluffy unicorns. And this is the folks who will be the next corporate leaders who can’t deal with stress now they hide in a closet? Are they back in Kindergarten? You got be seriously Joking but April fools was weeks ago. Rules of the “cry closet” are , only 10 minutes, only one person at a time, turn off the lights and knock before entering... I can’t even get over this stupid shit anymore. They are 19 years old American kids right now in Africa hunting ISIS and these morons in America have a safe closet with teddy bears. That’s it I am done here for the day. - Update: The university made this closet to make fun of the pussified generation who can’t take the finals and need a safe space to cry. My comment stands.
flying monkey: A Safe Place for Stressed Out Students
 Otherwise known as The Cry Closet
 This space is meant to provide a place for
 students studying for finals to take a short 10-
 minute break.
 Rules of the Closet
 1. Knock before entering
 2. Only one person in the closet at a time
 3. Limit your time in the closet to no more
 than10 minutes
 4. Turn lights and timer off before leaving
 5. Use #cryclosetuofu if posting on social
 media
 Artist: Nemo Miller in collaboration with Tony Miller and David Meyer
🤨 WTF ? What the flying monkey balls is this? The @universityofutah just went full snowflake and beyond. They created a safe closet “cry closet” for college students dealing with finals where they can go and melt away their feelings surrounded by fluffy unicorns. And this is the folks who will be the next corporate leaders who can’t deal with stress now they hide in a closet? Are they back in Kindergarten? You got be seriously Joking but April fools was weeks ago. Rules of the “cry closet” are , only 10 minutes, only one person at a time, turn off the lights and knock before entering... I can’t even get over this stupid shit anymore. They are 19 years old American kids right now in Africa hunting ISIS and these morons in America have a safe closet with teddy bears. That’s it I am done here for the day. - Update: The university made this closet to make fun of the pussified generation who can’t take the finals and need a safe space to cry. My comment stands.

🤨 WTF ? What the flying monkey balls is this? The @universityofutah just went full snowflake and beyond. They created a safe closet “cry...

flying monkey: Monkey play with babies
flying monkey: Monkey play with babies

Monkey play with babies

flying monkey: She's our 1riend and she's crazy So much love and support atm. Thanks guys, ill try not to be too lame but; id be 💀 without yas 😚 the appreciation is in accordance with its unequivocal warant. That being said:-🔎🔮📚 stillmoreworktodo knowledgeofself... ○THE SCAPEGOAT○ "...If you were scapegoated by your family, 2 things can happen. You can become a narcissist yourself (narcissism being an elaborate defense mechanism to avoid further hurt & abuse) or you will internalize the early message that you’re worthless, defective & have no rights. I’m going to talk about the second scenario because it’s what happened to me. As a scapegoat, you are trained to live in fear. You become afraid to defend yourself, express your opinions, or demand fair treatment. This attitude of worthlessness, fear & shame is carried into adult life. Other people can immediately sense you are a pushover & a magnet for abuse, rejection, & bullying, & you become a target for abuse by others well into adult life. You can become a lifelong victim unless you find a way to *break the pattern*. It’s *difficult to unlearn*, because it was established so early in life by the narcissistic parent. Golden children, who more closely resemble the narcissistic parent or provide them with narcissistic supply (adulation), are more likely than scapegoats to become narcissists themselves. They will often become the aging narcissistic parent’s flying monkeys against the scapegoated adult child, continuing the family pattern of abuse. Scapegoated children are the family shock absorbers. They are the children who have been assigned to absorb & internalize the narcissistic parents’ rage & to mirror back what has been projected onto them *This is exactly what happened to me.* Today I’m the black sheep & the “loser” of my family. I’m never included in family functions because of my financial instability & the fact I’m “ different” than the rest of them. Although they disapprove of me, I really became exactly what they needed me to be. My becoming a “ loser” ensured they would always be winners..."(CNT👇) mentalhealthwarrior
flying monkey: She's our 1riend and
 she's crazy
So much love and support atm. Thanks guys, ill try not to be too lame but; id be 💀 without yas 😚 the appreciation is in accordance with its unequivocal warant. That being said:-🔎🔮📚 stillmoreworktodo knowledgeofself... ○THE SCAPEGOAT○ "...If you were scapegoated by your family, 2 things can happen. You can become a narcissist yourself (narcissism being an elaborate defense mechanism to avoid further hurt & abuse) or you will internalize the early message that you’re worthless, defective & have no rights. I’m going to talk about the second scenario because it’s what happened to me. As a scapegoat, you are trained to live in fear. You become afraid to defend yourself, express your opinions, or demand fair treatment. This attitude of worthlessness, fear & shame is carried into adult life. Other people can immediately sense you are a pushover & a magnet for abuse, rejection, & bullying, & you become a target for abuse by others well into adult life. You can become a lifelong victim unless you find a way to *break the pattern*. It’s *difficult to unlearn*, because it was established so early in life by the narcissistic parent. Golden children, who more closely resemble the narcissistic parent or provide them with narcissistic supply (adulation), are more likely than scapegoats to become narcissists themselves. They will often become the aging narcissistic parent’s flying monkeys against the scapegoated adult child, continuing the family pattern of abuse. Scapegoated children are the family shock absorbers. They are the children who have been assigned to absorb & internalize the narcissistic parents’ rage & to mirror back what has been projected onto them *This is exactly what happened to me.* Today I’m the black sheep & the “loser” of my family. I’m never included in family functions because of my financial instability & the fact I’m “ different” than the rest of them. Although they disapprove of me, I really became exactly what they needed me to be. My becoming a “ loser” ensured they would always be winners..."(CNT👇) mentalhealthwarrior

So much love and support atm. Thanks guys, ill try not to be too lame but; id be 💀 without yas 😚 the appreciation is in accordance with i...