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Saw, Trash, and Pell: followed you hom... Because I like you. "Niiice, right on!" "Wait. All the way home?" "Yes!" "So you saw me eat that Hot Pocket I found in the trash?" "Yes!" Any thoughts on that?" "No! "Oh man I like you. Come on in. Pell

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Ass, Crazy, and Fucking: Anonymous said to spill-the-gender-tea: things I've picked up on that are pretty tumblr are BIG eyes with a ton of eyelashes, sparkles in eyes, and everyone has painted black/purple nails I don't know why Anonymous said to spill-the-gender-tea: Tumblr Art Style TM -Heavily blushed noses. Like, red noses. -Colourful band-aids all over the body -Body hair drawn in little stick lines -some sort of pride flag being worn -if it's a white character, the character might be "racebent" and made into a POC -winking -Trans men are drawn with huge breasts and pronounced curves, trans women are drawn very muscular with typically masculine features a shirt that says some sort of political statement Anonymous said to spill-the-gender-tea Steven universe style, bright neon colors Agaisnt dull greyish colors or too pastel to see anything, bright red giant nose, circle eyes half closed with greasy purple eye lids, ambiguous shade of brown, ""non binary", overly detailed hands, no concept of anatomy, try to make it ugly as to fight what "evil straight cis het white men" find attractive, ""pride flags absolutely everywhere. uwu-doughboy said to spill-the-gender-tea: So a tumblr art style is basically kind of simple with too much detail on a specific part or two (ie. body hair real thick, mouths that look like prolapsed anuses, the like) spill-the-gender-tea: Anonymous said to Heres a few things for the "tumblr art" thing, Tons of body hair Almost always have a "soft boy uwu" vibe to them. Crazy colored, short hair. Normally very cartoony, with over-exagerated 'ugly features Anonymous said to spill-the-gender-tea: one thing ive noticed about the tumblr art styles is that they usually have big noses followed by a tilted smile Anonymous said to spill-the-gender-tea: Tumblr art style: Red-ass noses, very round heads, no defined calves, no joints, giant fucking hair Anonymous said to spill-the-gender-tea: Tumblr art styles almost always consist of overweight, dark skinned (even if the character in question is white) people. A lot of the times they have vitiligo (which is extremely rare) and don't forget to make it look like a racial stereotype because Tumblr finds that progressive! xe ΧίR. @Spill-The-Gender-Tea spill-the-gender-tea:I decided to draw a picture according to tumblr’s art style.

spill-the-gender-tea:I decided to draw a picture according to tumblr’s art style.

Facebook, Tumblr, and Hugh Jackman: Hugh Jackman hat einen Beitrag geteilt. 5 Std.. Coincidence???? Ryan Reynolds 15 Std. Facebook Creator Coincidentally, I ran into Hugh Jackman at his coffee shop after I followed him there. AKE EVER CUP C srsfunny:Typical Ryan

srsfunny:Typical Ryan

Dank, Memes, and Shit: Ojust-shower-thoughts We should all be thankful that "anti thunderstorms" with flashes of extreme darkness (during the day) followed by loud, high-pitch screeches, don't exist. starofthesouth what the actual fuck athee-fille actually no I wanna see that shit What would that like be by me-chouhan MORE MEMES

What would that like be by me-chouhan MORE MEMES

Dank, Internet, and Memes: hcrld +21 Queue is just Q followed by 4 silent letters. Robot Spider +62 They aren't silent. They're waiting their turn. weallheartonedirection: Internet at its finest Patience is a virtue by sleepinganarchy MORE MEMES

Patience is a virtue by sleepinganarchy MORE MEMES

Guess, Proxy, and Test: How the deployment was supposed to go I'm packaging my app in a container. All you need to do is to load it and deploy it to production! High five aude! dt How the deployment actually went But... I swear I configured the pipeline correctly There must be a problem with the build... or with the container... or with the settings... But... I followed the documentation! guess it's nothing to do with environmental variables Maybe a proxy conflict? Ah, and the database connection isn't working.. Hold on, I've sent you a file container_v12 test_(2).zip can you try again? CommitStrip.com Happens to me in almost all major releases

Happens to me in almost all major releases

Dank, Iphone, and Memes: JuanPa @jpbrammer To anyone who is upset that LGBTQ people "stole" the rainbow: Rain itself is next. Soon to be followed by the sun. The moon is already a lesbian. 7:39 PM 6/3/19 Twitter for iPhone 15.7K Retweets 72K Likes “The moon is already a lesbian” by MisterT12 MORE MEMES

“The moon is already a lesbian” by MisterT12 MORE MEMES

Animals, Bones, and Drugs: Humans of New York 5 hrs "I used heroin for ten years. It wasn't a very good life, as you'd expect. I had my son taken from me. I lost my job at the Fiat factory. I spent all my time trying to find money, find dealers, and stay away from police. I hated myself. I couldn't face anyone. Then one day my friend's dog had puppies. I'd never had a dog before, but I always liked animals- so I told him to give me the smallest and ugliest one he had. The one nobody else wanted. And that's how I got Joe. Joe was the angel of my life. We understood each other. There was no need for words. He followed me around all the time. He slept next to me on the street. The moment I opened my eyes in the morning he would lick my face. He gave me self-esteem. I was a complete loser but at least I could take care of Joe. I could bring him to the park. I could bring him to the vet. I could raise enough money to get his medication. He's the reason I was finally able to quit heroin. Because if something happened to me, what would happen to him? So I got clean. It was hard but I got clean. Joe lived for another thirteen years. He got a tumor in 2012 and held on a few more months. I barely survived it. I was able to stay off drugs, but I promised myself that I'd never get another dog. It's just too painful. But two years ago I found Leica beneath a mobile home. She was all skin and bones. She'd been abandoned. I didn't have a choice. For the first few months I called her Joe. But I had to stop. Because Joe'ss gone. And the name doesn't really matter, anyway. It just matters that I love her." (Rome, Italy) i thought this belonged here a very wholesome story

i thought this belonged here a very wholesome story

Dank, Group Chat, and Iphone: Four-eyed Edo boyTM @Alex_Houseof308 3 ..!f she likes you back. Otherwise it's one quick look, followed by "I've suffered" muttered under her breath, followed by the screenshot being sent to her group chat captioned "Just look at this one" Relationship, @Mabdulb 22h If you text a girl a paragraph telling her how much she means to you, trust me she'll read that shit a 1000 times. 10:09 AM 2019-05-28 Twitter for iPhone Paragraphs from the wrong person is so jarring by confusedlas MORE MEMES

Paragraphs from the wrong person is so jarring by confusedlas MORE MEMES

Advice, Af, and Bad: hm...buns @coolthottie college really be on some other shit "..and it has to be a minimum of 20 pages." You'll be writing a paper this semester" ft @coolthottie/jadasy ruby-white-rabbit: freddieandersen: inkskinned: HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep in mind all of this is just personal Stuff That Worked for me n u might be different): first of all, and probably most importantly, make that paper about something you actually give a shit about. if you can write an essay on how long shakespeare’s dick is when you’re talking to your friends, that’s a good topic. don’t choose something u don’t care about, you will Want To Die “okay but the only topics are ones i don’t care about” talk 2 ur teacher 99% of the time if you’re like “here’s a well-thought-out thesis can i talk about this instead” they’re like “sure lmao i just couldn’t think of other paper topics to suggest” “they said no” cool find the one u hate the least and try to tie it into something u like. for example i really hated this stupid paper i had to write about a stupid book so i ended up writing about the food inside the book and whether or not it was a historically accurate depiction of food. turns out i fucking love talking about food. i also remade some of the old recipes and brought them in as part of the presentation of my project and people went fuckken nuts bc BREAD. basically i thought about “what motivates me? uh food” and followed that. it was a 45-page book about bread and i looked like a really good student when really i just love bread (somewhere, oprah smiles over me) the 20-pagers are the ones you Actually Cannot Do the night before. i know we all got real fuckken cocky back in hs when we learned how to do 5 pages in one night w/out trying too hard but 1. as a teacher now i can tell u for sure that teachers do know you rushed it, we just Don’t Care bc We’re Not Paid Enough and 2. twenty pages is not the same thing. you need to actually take the time to do it. this is the actual version of “you’re not in hs anymore” DONT lie to yourself and think “it’s fine i’ll do it in one day” you will !! Regret it!!!! “raquel. raquel. listen to me. do you actually believe i’m capable of time management. raquel i have depression i barely manage to exist.” same. but the truth is that when i started like?? actually following the rules of timelines and taking my time etc it actually really helps mental illness. you don’t feel pressured all the time by a deadline, so your anxiety chills a little bit. small progress being acceptable means that on depression days, you don’t have to worry you’re fucking it all up. when it’s 15 minutes every day (even if it’s only 1 word a day) it feels a lot better. ask the teacher what timeline they’d recommend. they actually Know. always ask if it’s informal or formal (if you can use “I” statements or not). informal essays can rely on personal feelings and are so much easier and trust me if you find out on the day it’s due that you could have written 12 pages about your feelings instead of 12 pages of research, you will Be Very Upset i lie to myself all the time and move the deadline up. i write it in my agenda as at least 2 days before it’s due. surprise!!! i tricked u, self!!! you can’t procrastinate!! agendas/planners need to be what actually works for you. i liked to prioritize w/colors + keep lists. i really love crossing things off lists. it’s like… a balm. for me, i usually say i have to finish the first 2 things, start the 3rd thing, and “touch” at least half the list. if i finish the whole list i get a prize. also i get to cross off everything which is so satisfying i’m sure it’s someone’s idea of a rush. there’s so many “how to” documents on these that i won’t get into it but frankly?? if you don’t write it down you will not remember it. “yes i will” no you won’t greg. just do it. write it down. write it where u can see it. not there, greg. greg, somewhere good. my friend is smart af and uses a post-it on her laptop. that doesn’t work for me bc i can just? use my hand to cover the anxiety? so choose somewhere good greg. nervous system, skeleton, meat, skin. nervous system is the thesis. skeleton is quotes/data. meat is the analysis of that data. skin is the fancy transitions + beautification. meat goes on both sides of bone, and skin goes all around. nervous system has to touch everything. do what your teachers have been begging u to do since 3rd grade and start w/an outline. do this while you read/research. i usually have a starter thesis like “lady macbeth is a feminist ICON” then take the quotes i think fit. but if while you’re reading u realize u wanna talk about the use of feminine language and how shakespeare parallels daintiness w/sharpness, u still have a bunch of quotes you can use or not use. this works also w/research papers. just pull what u think is something u wanna talk about. copy-paste it but leave a link to where u got it. then put a bullet point under that says roughly why u mention it if you just write the outline like you’re keeping notes to yourself you’d be amazed how quickly you write the essay bc we get stuck in academic language but it’s easier to translate “this is why bees are the #bomb” into a paragraph. i mean you just rewrite your notes to yourself in academic speech. “The above passage illustrates the growing necessity of pollinators such as bees in an agricultural environment.” keep track of your sources + label them. don’t just write “(SOURCE)” instead if you’re using multiple sources use the lazygirl way which is (SA1) or whatever shorthand u have for each source. then when you need to finish your sources you go to your little source document, find the one labelled SA1 and then “Find+replace” w/the actual source. integrate quotes so it reads w/clarity which means don’t do this but if you’re running late on it and don’t have time to look up the quote u want to fit this situation, technically you can “use any” word you want (56). so yeah “there is” a moral question about it but you “can” make up quotes (79, 90). don’t “actually” do this unless you’re seriously in a crunch. which u shouldn’t be, bc u managed ur time, right? running late part 2 (which again would never happen bc you followed my advice and made a little time table for yourself but anyway if it does somehow magically happen) i really recommend using school computers to do your work. ur surrounded by people who will hold u accountable + u will focus running late pt3 on the day of it being due, around 5 PM, be honest w/yourself and see where you are. if you’re like “it needs 2 more hours” okay. but if you’re like “this is……… not started” email the teacher. they’ll be so much more receptive the earlier you do this in the process. it looks like “i’m genuinely struggling and i hope to finish this on time but i’m worried i won’t” instead of “i started this at 11:58PM and am asking for an extension”. please also just… be honest? “my teacher won’t accept late work!” they all say that, he probably will, particularly if you have a note from the school therapist being like “lmao she’s got so many mental illnesses idek how to help her” “no he really doesn’t, he doesn’t care” you can file for disability if you have mental illness, and, in fact, you should if it’s something that often stops you from completing work on time. i didn’t bc i found that it just let me procrastinate for a longer time, but having that on file means you can go to the dean. “no!!! raquel you’re not listening i have 2 pages and he doesn’t take late work!!!!!!!!!” okay. yeah that’s bad. but nerves, skeleton, meat, skin. what is it that you’re struggling with? is it that your can’t find any quotes to back up your thesis? impossible, tbh, you need to be more willing to purposefully misuse quotes (don’t do that). but the better option is to just change the thesis. “i don’t even have that!!” did you. do the reading? if you even just watched the movie, you probably have an opinion on something even if it’s “this is bad.” you can use that. use why you didn’t like it to write a hate-fueled examination on how whiny the main character is and why u think the author is trying to point out how miserable cis white boys are to deal with. “i don’t have enough sources!!!” go to wikipedia’s page about it and look @ the sources. try to like actually read some if you have time but frankly in a hurry a student (me) might be compelled to just slap the source in there. “how the fuck do i analyze this”. u know how ppl agonize over why an actor breathed in a scene. melt into that kind of thinking. you can literally force the words to mean whatever you want. i’ve talked about word choice so specific that i based a 12-page essay on three separate uses of the words “my dear”. i talked about the possessive “my” and how it developed for like 5 of those pages. and always repeat the thesis like a million times. after every analysis you should talk about how it links to the thesis. that is like a free 3 sentences every paragraph. “i did all that and it’s still 3 pages too short” quick ways to Beef Him Up: definitions are great in research papers + essays bc you can talk about either word choice or like the definition of every process used in getting the data. also make the conclusion hella informative (it should answer “what does this mean moving forwards” most of the time, tie it into modern life or into the past). thicken ur intro with “here’s a quote from this guy about it and what he personally felt about acid-base titrations”, use a paragraph to talk about the history of the data/book, use a paragraph to talk about the modern reception of the data/book. also look for where you can use two words instead of one even tho like grammatically don’t do that. worst comes to worst, brevity is the soul of wit. most teachers prefer concise over rambling and all over the place. if you choose to scoot under the page limit, tho, your writing etc needs to be exceptionally clean. frankly i’ve only done this once and it was terrifying make computer read it aloud 2 u before u submit. “raquel….. i can’t look at it anymore”. you’re not looking @ it, you’re discovering you wrote “breath” not “breathe” and u need to change it tutoring centers exist, i worked in one, and this is how i know they actually Help and have Good Ideas ask about extra credit and do it tbh good luck…. breathe. and remember u are astronomically more important than a grade could ever be. do you have trouble writing words on paper but you know what you want to say? because that’s my personal form of useless perfectionism. like, you can tell your friend all about what you’re planning on writing, and talk about it for like 20 minutes straight? make notes for imaginary slides for an imaginary presentation on the topic oops you have an outline now! your imaginary slides? paragraphs (or if ur paper is long af, each imaginary bullet point is a paragraph and each imaginary slide is a couple pages) credit for this tip goes to my therapist. thanks amy. u solved paper writing for me and at least seven of my friends Partial credit is better than no credit at all. Only have 5 pages the day it’s due? TURN IT IN. It’s better than a zero if the teacher won’t work with you on an extension or late work

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Tumblr, Blog, and Never: How sleep at night knowing l've never followed, subscribed to, or supported James Charles in any way srsfunny: Just gonna go warm up my tea.

srsfunny: Just gonna go warm up my tea.

Reddit, Link, and The Link: Andy Ryan altsAndyRyan I posted a joke on reddit and had a thousand people tell me "Hey loser, you stole this from r/ whitepeopletwitter". I followed the link and it was a screenshot of my joke. 12:02 p.m. 13 Sep 18 Oof

Oof

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Beautiful, Definitely, and Food: Mark Hamill was too busy being beautiful to notice his Star Wars co-stars' affair chrisman1024: malcolmcooks: sherlockvowsontheriverstyx: moghedien: theocseason4: theocseason4: amazing, truly me Ok, but in Carrie’s book, she definitely mentions more than one occasion when Mark showed up unannounced at Harrison’s early in the morning when Carrie was just there and they were clearly not having a breakfast hang out and Mark was just like “hey guys let’s hang”, and also Mark followed their car while they were making out and honked at them and was like “oh hey wow, we’re all heading to the same place! let’s all go eat together!” oblivious third wheel mark hamill is a legend i’m mark hamill The real victory here is knowing that Mark Hamill was good enough friends his co-stars to randomly show up at their houses uninvited to hang out and get food while simultaneously being too self absorbed to notice anything

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Minecraft, Monster, and The Game: Biomes' Impact on Monster Density in Minecraft 1. Introduction and Hypothesis Minecraft is a survival/sandbox biocks. You can find monsters in the game that will spawn in that there are more monsters i came from 2009 where the goal is to survive in a world filled with ISEF dark areas. Observations has suesested n caves underground during daytime compared to at night. This suggest density of monsters in a place is affected by how many places in the area that s or monsters to spawn. The fewer places, the higher density. By this assumption, the numbes oawn in an area should be affected by the biome where the area is located SEF that the oA 3. Execution monsters who will Minccrants own system fot peogramming was used so make the exccudion aulomatic In summary, the experiment was conducted as ollows 2. Purpose The purpose of this project is to look at how changes in the mpact the number of monsters who will spawn in an area: -A platform was madc ai a predeterminot place in the game 4. Results The results are presented in arrays below weather and time got adjusied to a standard After a while the number of monsters on the platformm got counted and written down The platform was moved to a new location 13 diffencet biomes, 4 different heights and 10 different types of underlay on the platform got tested with this sctup n and conclusion ent biomes had the biggest impact on the number of monsters who spawned. The biome Deep Ocean has the highest density rs by a large margin. The follow up is the Swamp biome. Both of these biomes arc mostly water The biome with the lowest Taiga, followed by the two types of plains. These biomes has a lot of available land for monsters too spawn, so this was n the view of the hypothesis. rence between the different heights are smaller, but the difference is still there. The surface in the Minecraft world are at 64 we can see a lower density of monsters at that height. The highest platforms got the highest density of monsters s of underlay give some difference in density, but the varicty is small This can be explained by the inaccuracy of the crent types s, so it doesn't seam like the undcrlay has any effect on the monsters. se results, there seems to be no doubt that the biome and hcight an area is located, greatly affect how many monsters who will there. The hypothesi s loo spawn got the highest number of monsters on average. There seems too be some kind of correlation, but a different study be conducted too find out if this hypothesis is right s in the introduction seems to have got something right since the biomes with the least available places for To celebrate Minecraft’s 10 year anniversary, here is me and my project in this year’s Intel ISEF competition.

To celebrate Minecraft’s 10 year anniversary, here is me and my project in this year’s Intel ISEF competition.

Appalled, True, and Queen: georgie sook @georjayykat my mom has trained her unruly 5th grade class to respond to "hear ye hea ye" with "all hail the queen" followed by immediate silence i'm both appalled and impressed A true queen.

A true queen.

Children, My House, and Best: G { 11 61 %. 3:04 PM r/Jokes u/timetofeedthemonster 10h An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and l let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position on the couch and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar. He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can l come with him tomorroW ー48 2.7k Share BEST COMMENTS ILOVEAMERICA 5h Add a comment Surprisingly Wholesome Joke

Surprisingly Wholesome Joke

Dank, Journey, and Memes: Wild Wild Seth @SpikeReeds "The Lion King was a good movie but let's discuss the problematic misogynist message that it was portraying. It followed Simba, the male, and it didn't show the journey of Nala, the woman. Also the title is Lion KING, not Lion Queen, implying women can't lead" erein chocolate Dütch Breezy.Bxtch Shut the f kup Hukuna Ma tatas by KnownNormie MORE MEMES

Hukuna Ma tatas by KnownNormie MORE MEMES

Curving, Target, and Tumblr: mercerism: so my fondness for Sollux basically followed a J-curve graph formation throughout Homestuck

mercerism: so my fondness for Sollux basically followed a J-curve graph formation throughout Homestuck

Never, Sleep, and How: How I sleep at night knowing l've never followed, subscribed to, or supported James Charles in any way

Match, Indianpeoplefacebook, and Ipl: f。団@)/LaughingColours A QUICK KNOCK OF 44 RUNS FOLLOWED BY 2 STUMPINGS AND A CATCH 4 RUNS 22 BALLS Mut Grong 36s MS DHONI BECOMES MAN OF THE MATCH FOR HIS EXTRAORDINARY PERFORMANCE AGAINST DELHI CAPITALS #MSDhoni #CSKvDC #IPL

#MSDhoni #CSKvDC #IPL

Smooth, Social Media, and Target: Jun 9 2016 SMOOTH Smooth SC one column tumblr theme. get it here Search PAGES 9,518 notes Home Options Archive Random Jun 9201 LOWING 83 23,134 notes adorablethemes: Smooth SC Theme One column / 500px posts Customizable colors and sidebar image Can show your followed blogs Social media icons Toggle infinite scrolling Styled reblog comments Code | Preview | Options | More themes

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Politics, Muse, and Blame: "Instead of saying both parties' are equall to blame for the mess we're in, just admit you haven't really followed politics for the last 20 years." Resonant Muse

Hair, Pictures, and Dada: 12 @ultdio please they literally followed him for 4 months and then put out an article saying "we followed him around, but he does the same thing everyday" i really died dada @explicitdyo remember when dispatch followed kyungsoo for months? they only got pictures of him fixing his hair in his manager's car Show this thread

Tumblr, Blog, and Home: Gave this quvapieceofbacononmv wavhome from the barlast night. Followed meten blocks home.This is howlwokeup. lolzandtrollz: You Now Belong To Him

lolzandtrollz: You Now Belong To Him

MeIRL, Asks, and First: When someone asks me what do do everyday First, a quick nap. Then, lunch. Followed by.a longer nap meirl

meirl

God, School, and California: LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashNolern Follow My mom raised me as a single mother in Compton, California. She worked hard every single day, so I followed suit and by the grace of God I can say I'll be attending Harvard Medical School on scholarship. This is for the culture. #Medtwitter #BlackGirlMagic #Harvard #WOC #LMU HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL 5:14 pm 14 Apr 2019 Overcoming adversity

Overcoming adversity

Birthday, Children, and Florida Man: Swervin merv @g_pratimaaa EVERYBODY google "florida man" followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor Florida Man Accused of Luring Kids Tells Cops He Cant Recall As He Drinks 18-20 Beers Before Talking to Children

Florida Man Accused of Luring Kids Tells Cops He Cant Recall As He Drinks 18-20 Beers Before Talking to Children

Bad, Community, and Mean: r u kidding me @fopeolaleye the REASON why culture appropriation is bad isn't just the copying of a culture it's the erasure of historical and cultural context followed by the exploitation and pricing the original community/ culture out. words mean things!!

Melania Trump, Memes, and Parents: American MELANIA TRUMP WORKED ILLEGALLY IN THE USA AS A MODEL, WITHOUT A VISA, IN 1996. (Sources Associated Press) HOW SHE OBTAINED A GREEN CARD IS STILL A MYSTERY, AND TRUMP'S LAWYERS ARE SILENT. (Sources Wasington Post.) HER PARENTS FOLLOWED HER TO THE USA, THROUGH SO-CALLED TRUMP'S MOTHER AND GRANDPA. TRUMP'S RACIST HYPOCRISY IS CHAIN MIGRATION. JUST LIKE (Source: Huffington Post.) ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING! The hypocrisy is truly astounding. Thanks to Really American

The hypocrisy is truly astounding. Thanks to Really American

Memes, Social Media, and Putin: Narendra Modi has officially become the most followed leader on Social Media He has defeated the likes of Trump and Putin in online popularity

Memes, Social Media, and Swag: Narendra Modi has officially became the most followed leader on social media He defeated Trump and Putin in online popularity Apne PM ka swag hi alag hai ^

Head, News, and Waves: James Colley g @JamColley l've accidentally set up push notifications for the BBC science magazine and it's like being followed about by an inquisitive but annoying child NEWS BBC Science Focus Magazine Why am I seeing stars after bumping my head? 3h ago NEWS Yesterday, 8:22 pm De BBC Science Focus Magazine What would happen if there were no Moon? Fri 11:44 pm NEWS BBC Science Focus Magazine Where do sound waves end up? NEWS Thu 7:41 pm BBC Science Focus Magazine Do plants die of old age? NEWS Thu 1:29 am BBC Science Focus Magazine Why do the British talk about the weather so much? But Why?

But Why?

Best Friend, Head, and Saw: LOCK-IT Today me and my girlfriend went into Sephora, I gave the classic sigh followed by a monotone, whatever you want babe." After a couple minutes of looking around, she wanted to compare shades of make up, her being tan as all get out and me being as pale as a white board, I let her compare shades on my hand, no big deal, just helping out my best friend. As we were walking out a guy also with his girl friend saw my hand and said, "that's why I stand in the corner bro! Hahaha." initially laughed and nodded my head but also noticed his girlfriend didn't laugh in the least. It just made me think, why is breaking away from the "bro" stigma such a hard thing for men these days? What about your farting, your obnoxious snoring, when she sits through another game of madden only because you asked her too, all the bull shit us men are all capable of they put up with just because you are her favorite human... im not being "anti-man" or preaching like I'm better than the next but Its just a thought. Fuck what anybody thinks, that's your woman, she'd do anything for you, let her compare her make up on your hand, carry her purse, buy her tampons, do things for her no matter how goofy, annoying, or "not bro" it might be. That's your best friend, your teammate, who cares what anybody thinks.

Hello, Paint, and Sunset: Got a big scoop for ya Meet me at the abandoned pier at sunset Hello. Mr. Mayor? Make sure you're not followed LDAES EATMYPAINT (Made in Merosoft paint) The Big Scoop

The Big Scoop

Best Friend, Head, and Saw: LOCK-IT LOGhI Today me and my girlfriend went into Sephora, I gave the classic sigh followed by a monotone, whatever you want babe." After a couple minutes of looking around, she wanted to compare shades of make up, her being tan as all get out and me being as pale as a white board, I let her compare shades on my hand, no big deal, just helping out my best friend. As we were walking out a guy also with his girl friend saw my hand and said, "that's why I stand in the corner bro! Hahaha." I initially laughed and nodded my head but also noticed his girlfriend didn't laugh in the least. It just made me think, why is breaking away from the "bro" stigma such a hard thing for men these days? What about your farting, your obnoxious snoring, when she sits through another game of madden only because you asked her too, all the bull shit us men are all capable of they put up with just because you are her favorite human... im not being "anti-man" or preaching like I'm better than the next but Its just a thought. Fuck what anybody thinks, that's your woman, she'd do anything for you, let her compare her make up on your hand, carry her purse, buy her tampons, do things for her no matter how goofy, annoying, or "not bro" it might be. That's your best friend, your teammate, who cares what anybody thinks. I just had to share this!

I just had to share this!

Click, Cypher, and Fucking: Sprint 7:13 AM 98% moosers + nn17gkn nn17gkn Followed you 1 year ago Today at 3:09 AM nn17gkn Hey you! You teleported but do you remember how to run,? Is this spam? Mark as spam aliaitee: emmersdrawberry: postmarxed: postmarxed: bitchface—mcgee: postmarxed: gaycholita: sickly-momo: postmarxed: gaycholita: postmarxed: postmarxed: postmarxed: postmarxed: postmarxed: postmarxed: moosers: wh………. Hey uh if you go to that blog And click that link The binary in the image from the blog post translates to the password you need here which gets you this And that url takes you here I don’t have any idea what the code on the t-shirt is supposed to be tho Okay it’s a decimal code that translates to tumblr godknowsnone? On that blog there’s like a captcha image and a long binary string. Stay tuned!! Okay that binary translates to ascii code Which then translates to this So when we log in to that email account There’s not much there except this vimeo link in the drafts folder The video is just 19 seconds of a very windy kind of woodsy area with a pond and a shortened url displayed over it so that link takes you to this youtube video and if you scroll down theres only one comment click on the user and they dont have any videos, but their about page has a link the link takes you to this freetexthost page, but im not sure what this text is code for “check it out then go way back” if you go way back to the original blog @nn17gkn “cbg juj uk fb? Ouppx obpx pbfxc 7xfpb uo jbq? bap” is the first post using this cypher that post translates to: You did it now Gimme some money venmo is docworm ok but they posted something new. if you use the same website from before, it converts to “Thanks for playing how about round two this is a gays only event hettys need not apply“(first of all fuckin amazing) but then the link leads you to this picture which honestly idk what to do with, someone continue this. thanks for adding this!!!!! i started looking into it so if you brighten that image super high theres a link on the left side that link takes you to a freetexthost page with this vimeo link: https://vimeo.com/277172453 the way the camera focuses in this video is morse code and me and @bitchface—mcgee translated it to: tmdlrrecurring17 we have no idea what this means and we’re stuck, if someone knows what this could be pls add on !!!!! It’s still going y'all!!!! I might be wrong but I think y'all might’ve mistranslated the Morse code. It might say tumblr recurring17 WE GOT FUCKING PLAYED AGAIN DKCNFSLXKFNRMDCKFNDMXKCNXNFJSLSSJ The Old God that runs the internet oh my fucken god

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Ugly, Sad, and One: 126 posts Followers Following Follow 50 179 I wish i could be ugly for one day because being it every day is really sad Followed by c

Heart, Led, and My Heart: I followed my heart and it led me to the airport.

Dank, I Bet, and Superhero: I A new study found the ten most dangerous countries to be a woman in. Oh no, things have been going dowhill for me lately so I bet Im on that list. Calm down, Denmark doubt you're on here. You never know I can be kind of a dickhead. I'm not disagreeing. What are the countries? Let's see... First on the list is India, followed by Alghanistan, Somalia, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan Congo, Yemen, Ngeria, and finally USA .Wait. USA? NYOooommm!! I just released a movie about a female superhero! Progressive! I was waiting in line to see Captain Marvel when I read the study. My Patreon https://www.patreon.com/SatW

I was waiting in line to see Captain Marvel when I read the study. My Patreon https://www.patreon.com/SatW

Dude, Saw, and Sorry: Pau Replying to @ Dude in truck honked at me at intersection while I waited for older woman to cross street. I gave him the finger. He honked again. I gave big middle finger wave. He followed me to parking lot. Blocked my car. I got out ready to throw. He got out. HUGE MAN. I thought I'm dead. 1/2 Paul He put out his hand to shake. Explained he honked but noticed his error when he saw the woman so honked again to say sorry. He followed me to personally apologize so he wouldn't ruin my day. We shook hands. Changed me forever. And I was glad he didn't waste me. 2/2 This is how people need to be

This is how people need to be

Chill, Monster, and Target: viola-and-chill: awwcutefuzzyanimals: This majestic little lion monster actually made it onto a banister instead of doing his usual hard miss followed by sliding down the railing is this the most aesthetic photo I’ve ever seen? possibly

viola-and-chill: awwcutefuzzyanimals: This majestic little lion monster actually made it onto a banister instead of doing his usual hard mis...

Dude, Saw, and Sorry: Pau Replying to a Dude in truck honked at me at intersection while I waited for older woman to cross street. I gave him the finger. He honked again. I gave big middle finger wave. He followed me to parking lot. Blocked my car. I got out ready to throw. He got out. HUGE MAN. I thought I'nm dead. 1/2 Paul He put out his hand to shake. Explained he honked but noticed his error when he saw the woman so honked again to say sorry. He followed me to personally apologize so he wouldn't ruin my day. We shook hands. Changed me forever. And I was glad he didn't waste me. 2/2 awesomacious: A resolved misunderstanding

awesomacious: A resolved misunderstanding

A Picture, The Thing, and Soap: shiftythrifting Ketchuup Ls ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled "ketchup" with a picture of grapes artenega I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I'd place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits, but I'll actually fill the thing up with ketchup. So when I have guests over and they decide to use the bathroom, they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, "This [Soap Bottle] in the [Bathroom] is labelled [Ketchup], so surely it must dispense [Soap] instead of [Ketchup] despite the label saying [Ketchup] right?" and then let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous ketchup all over their hands instead of soap Source: shiftythrifting Mmmm ketchup

Mmmm ketchup

Books, Ussr, and Creation: Creation of the USSR (30 December 1922) We followed the book's instructions so it should be fine Creation of the USSR (1922)

Creation of the USSR (1922)

Fucking, Life, and Clowns: lacey @laceyhetsko male cashier cracked a joke & followed with "you should smile more" & before i could say anything the older african american woman behind me goes "PFFT hunny contrary to popular belief you don't gotta smile fora fucking clown" & i hope her life has nothing but happiness & peace Clowns

Clowns

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: Adult women are now the largest demographic in gaming It's time to flush your stereotypes down the drain. DAILYDOT.COM macleod: macleod: A new study released by the Entertainment Software Association has revealed that adult women now occupy the largest demographic in the gaming industry. Women over 18 made up a whopping 36 percent of the gaming population, followed by adult men at 35 percent. Teenage boys, who are often stereotyped as the biggest gamers, now lag far behind their older female counterparts, making up just 17 percent of the gaming demographic. (x) I still get hate for this. Keep sharing it!

macleod: macleod: A new study released by the Entertainment Software Association has revealed that adult women now occupy the largest dem...

Iphone, Twitter, and Work: Paris @sweatingalready I'm late to work cuz I followed this dog for 3 blocks in the wrong direction 3:14 PM Apr 30, 2018 Twitter for iPhone 205.9K Retweets 705.6K Likes I want a doggo.

I want a doggo.

Birthday, Florida Man, and Google: Swervin merv @g_pratimaaa EVERYBODY google "florida man" followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractcr Florida Man

Florida Man

Drive, Focus, and Mad: The rules for any car adventure: THE DRIVER DRIVE FOCUS ON ROAD DONT KILL US SHOTGUN STAY AWAKE MAD DJ SKILLZ :-NAVIGATE SO HARD :BACK SEAT SNACK DISTRIBUTOR IN CHIEF REMIND FRONT SEAT PEOPLE : BATHROOMS EXIST NAP LIKE A BOSS To be followed. (Repost)

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