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    Aww, Bless Up, and Emoji: r/aww
 u/ButZebrasCantSmell 18h i.redd.it
 This little guy followed me home and
 then fell asleep on my lap, so l guess I
 have a dog now
 @DrSmashlove
See bruv itโ€™s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and groan and let loose the juice and she just do this grin: ๐Ÿ˜Œ. Like โ€œitโ€™s ok baby I understand ๐Ÿ˜Œ this Nani feels like silk soaked in honey and coated in mango juice ๐Ÿ˜Œ I donโ€™t expect u to last more than a few strokes ๐Ÿ˜Œ itโ€™s the price of having A1 Nani ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ Like thatโ€™s literally what this emoji was based off of - itโ€™s the โ€œitโ€™s ok my adorable Minute Man ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€ emoji ๐Ÿ˜‚. Now then, Type 2: she ainโ€™t playing bruv. Type 2 came here for some proper pipe and yo early arrival mean u just deprived her of the value of her investment. She ainโ€™t having it. U let out half a moan - not even a full moan and groan - just literally โ€œAHP-โ€œ and her eyes turn red. Her face morph into the face of a she-devil ๐Ÿ‘น. Horns emerge straight on her head top. And she always say the same thing: โ€œNOT...YET!!!! ๐Ÿ‘ฟโ€ and then she hit u with the Type 2 leg lock Bruv. She wrap her arms and legs around u like: โ€œYOU MINUTE MAN LOOKIN A$$ Iโ€™M NOT GON LET U PULL OUT IMMA HAVE YO BABY TO TEACH U A LESSON ABOUT BUSTING EARLY U THOUGHT SH!T WAS SWEET WELL LEMME TELL U HOW SWEET: EVERY TIME U LOOK IN THE FACE OF THIS BABY U GON REMEMBER THE TIME U THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO BUST AFTER A FEW STROKES - HELL NAW - NOW GIMME THIS WORK AND LET ME NAME THIS BABY WITHOUT CONSULTING U. โ€œZeenaโ€. ISSA GREEK NAME THAT MEANS โ€œstranger, guestโ€ WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE IMMA HAVE FULL CUSTODY AND U GON SHOW UP WITH MY MONTHLY SUPPORT AS A GUEST IN A CRIB *YOU* PAYING FOR HOWBOWDAH ๐Ÿ‘ฟ.โ€ And u thinking โ€œnaw baby relax itโ€™s all good round 2 gon be amazing ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ€ and she just like โ€œsorry I had other plans after this, expect to get served with a DNA test in 9 months bless up.โ€ Type 2 ladies imma need yโ€™all to learn from yo Type 1 sisters. Embrace the fact that your Nani A1. Give him another chance. U ainโ€™t gotta go off and have his baby to teach him a lesson - let him cool his jets and give u the bidness one mo โ€˜gain. And if he bust early, cut him off forever. AND THEN DM ME IMMEEJALLY BECAUSE IT MEAN U GOT THAT UNICORN NANI AND WE SHOULD GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHIRREN BLESS UP ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Aww, Bless Up, and Emoji: r/aww
 u/ButZebrasCantSmell 18h i.redd.it
 This little guy followed me home and
 then fell asleep on my lap, so l guess I
 have a dog now
 @DrSmashlove
See bruv itโ€™s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and groan and let loose the juice and she just do this grin: ๐Ÿ˜Œ. Like โ€œitโ€™s ok baby I understand ๐Ÿ˜Œ this Nani feels like silk soaked in honey and coated in mango juice ๐Ÿ˜Œ I donโ€™t expect u to last more than a few strokes ๐Ÿ˜Œ itโ€™s the price of having A1 Nani ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ Like thatโ€™s literally what this emoji was based off of - itโ€™s the โ€œitโ€™s ok my adorable Minute Man ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€ emoji ๐Ÿ˜‚. Now then, Type 2: she ainโ€™t playing bruv. Type 2 came here for some proper pipe and yo early arrival mean u just deprived her of the value of her investment. She ainโ€™t having it. U let out half a moan - not even a full moan and groan - just literally โ€œAHP-โ€œ and her eyes turn red. Her face morph into the face of a she-devil ๐Ÿ‘น. Horns emerge straight on her head top. And she always say the same thing: โ€œNOT...YET!!!! ๐Ÿ‘ฟโ€ and then she hit u with the Type 2 leg lock Bruv. She wrap her arms and legs around u like: โ€œYOU MINUTE MAN LOOKIN A$$ Iโ€™M NOT GON LET U PULL OUT IMMA HAVE YO BABY TO TEACH U A LESSON ABOUT BUSTING EARLY U THOUGHT SH!T WAS SWEET WELL LEMME TELL U HOW SWEET: EVERY TIME U LOOK IN THE FACE OF THIS BABY U GON REMEMBER THE TIME U THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO BUST AFTER A FEW STROKES - HELL NAW - NOW GIMME THIS WORK AND LET ME NAME THIS BABY WITHOUT CONSULTING U. โ€œZeenaโ€. ISSA GREEK NAME THAT MEANS โ€œstranger, guestโ€ WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE IMMA HAVE FULL CUSTODY AND U GON SHOW UP WITH MY MONTHLY SUPPORT AS A GUEST IN A CRIB *YOU* PAYING FOR HOWBOWDAH ๐Ÿ‘ฟ.โ€ And u thinking โ€œnaw baby relax itโ€™s all good round 2 gon be amazing ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ€ and she just like โ€œsorry I had other plans after this, expect to get served with a DNA test in 9 months bless up.โ€ Type 2 ladies imma need yโ€™all to learn from yo Type 1 sisters. Embrace the fact that your Nani A1. Give him another chance. U ainโ€™t gotta go off and have his baby to teach him a lesson - let him cool his jets and give u the bidness one mo โ€˜gain. And if he bust early, cut him off forever. AND THEN DM ME IMMEEJALLY BECAUSE IT MEAN U GOT THAT UNICORN NANI AND WE SHOULD GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHIRREN BLESS UP ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
                
            

            
            
See bruv itโ€™s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and groan ...

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            




    Child Support, Meme, and Memes: WHO I FOLLOWED
 WHAT I EXPECTED
 Big meme actual
 page memes
 WHAT I GOT
Sorry I don't speak BROKE ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜WHO DID THIS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜† AD PROMO I gotta pay child support my dudes don't be hatin ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Child Support, Meme, and Memes: WHO I FOLLOWED
 WHAT I EXPECTED
 Big meme actual
 page memes
 WHAT I GOT
Sorry I don't speak BROKE ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜WHO DID THIS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜† AD PROMO I gotta pay child support my dudes don't be hatin ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
                
            

            
            
Sorry I don't speak BROKE ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜WHO DID THIS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜† AD PROMO I gotta pay child support my dudes don't be hatin ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Bless Up, Costco, and Doctor: The many faces of derp
The hygiene discussion continues. My lil homegirl text me this morning: โ€œHahaah omg smash! My friends have encountered a few guys lately that aren't circumsized and don't wash well..... how does someone not notice!???โ€ Now men if yโ€™all possess Thee Natural Foreskin nine times out of ten itโ€™s yo mamaโ€™s fault - she was just following cultural norms and told the OB โ€œwhoa derr...you ainโ€™t chopping off my sonโ€™s foreskinโ€ and the doctor followed mamaโ€™s wishes and left lil manโ€™s PP intact. For instance my Dominican homie told me that most Dominicans leave the PP skin intact. My lil Armenian homegirl told me that Armenian men are 50-50, sometimes Cleanie Weenie, sometimes Cheesy Weasy u feel me? Personally Iโ€™m Cleanie Weenie but I respect all cultures. Regardless, itโ€™s on a grown man to assess the cleanliness of his situation and cleanse accordingly. Men if u all-natural uncut imma need u to boil some water in the microwave. Put a towel over your head and breathe that steam nice and deep to cleanse the nasal passage. Then take a cup full of coffee beans just like they got at Sephora and take a nice deep breath to cleanse yo palette. Then wait a few seconds, drop ya drawls, bend all the way over so yo nostrils is closest to yo PP, pull the covering back, and inhale deeply. If it smell like Dove soap bruv...lilacs and lavender and almond butter coconut essence? U good money. On the other hand if it smell like that sliced cheese assortment u copped at Costco for a party one time bc u felt like u grown and u gon serve wine and cheese at a party but u had left over cheese from the platter so u stuffed it in the back left corner of the fridge behind the strawberries and bread and u find it eight months later and it got a farm of green foliage growing on it Bruv and u took one whiff and u wanted to vomit ... if yo PP smell like an expired grown-and-sexy Costco cheese platter Bruv? YOU NEED TO CLEANSE YASELF. Just warm water and soap. Shit ainโ€™t rocket science. RIP to the dignity of the poor women that u subject to your CheesyPP โ€” Susan B Anthony ainโ€™t die for this. WE CAN DO BETTER. BLESS UP ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bless Up, Costco, and Doctor: The many faces of derp
The hygiene discussion continues. My lil homegirl text me this morning: โ€œHahaah omg smash! My friends have encountered a few guys lately that aren't circumsized and don't wash well..... how does someone not notice!???โ€ Now men if yโ€™all possess Thee Natural Foreskin nine times out of ten itโ€™s yo mamaโ€™s fault - she was just following cultural norms and told the OB โ€œwhoa derr...you ainโ€™t chopping off my sonโ€™s foreskinโ€ and the doctor followed mamaโ€™s wishes and left lil manโ€™s PP intact. For instance my Dominican homie told me that most Dominicans leave the PP skin intact. My lil Armenian homegirl told me that Armenian men are 50-50, sometimes Cleanie Weenie, sometimes Cheesy Weasy u feel me? Personally Iโ€™m Cleanie Weenie but I respect all cultures. Regardless, itโ€™s on a grown man to assess the cleanliness of his situation and cleanse accordingly. Men if u all-natural uncut imma need u to boil some water in the microwave. Put a towel over your head and breathe that steam nice and deep to cleanse the nasal passage. Then take a cup full of coffee beans just like they got at Sephora and take a nice deep breath to cleanse yo palette. Then wait a few seconds, drop ya drawls, bend all the way over so yo nostrils is closest to yo PP, pull the covering back, and inhale deeply. If it smell like Dove soap bruv...lilacs and lavender and almond butter coconut essence? U good money. On the other hand if it smell like that sliced cheese assortment u copped at Costco for a party one time bc u felt like u grown and u gon serve wine and cheese at a party but u had left over cheese from the platter so u stuffed it in the back left corner of the fridge behind the strawberries and bread and u find it eight months later and it got a farm of green foliage growing on it Bruv and u took one whiff and u wanted to vomit ... if yo PP smell like an expired grown-and-sexy Costco cheese platter Bruv? YOU NEED TO CLEANSE YASELF. Just warm water and soap. Shit ainโ€™t rocket science. RIP to the dignity of the poor women that u subject to your CheesyPP โ€” Susan B Anthony ainโ€™t die for this. WE CAN DO BETTER. BLESS UP ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
                
            

            
            
The hygiene discussion continues. My lil homegirl text me this morning: โ€œHahaah omg smash! My friends have encountered a few guys lately tha...

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Amazon, Apple, and Facebook: did you know?
 In 1988, the late lsrael Kamakawiwo'ole
 called a sound studio at 3am, said he
 had an idea, and asked if he could come
 record. He was so polite, the studio
 owner said yes even though it was late.
 He showed up 15 minutes later, sang
 and played his ukulele, and recorded
 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' in just
 one take. It is now the most requested
 version of the song by far.
 PHOTO: FACEBOOK, @ISRAELKAMAKAWIWOOLE
 DIDYOUKNOWFACTs.coM
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                Amazon, Apple, and Facebook: did you know?
 In 1988, the late lsrael Kamakawiwo'ole
 called a sound studio at 3am, said he
 had an idea, and asked if he could come
 record. He was so polite, the studio
 owner said yes even though it was late.
 He showed up 15 minutes later, sang
 and played his ukulele, and recorded
 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' in just
 one take. It is now the most requested
 version of the song by far.
 PHOTO: FACEBOOK, @ISRAELKAMAKAWIWOOLE
 DIDYOUKNOWFACTs.coM
This song got me SHOOK. ๐ŸŽถ somewhereovertherainbow mysic hawaiian love wedding ๐Ÿ“ข Share the knowledge! Tag your friends in the comments. โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– Want more Did You Know(s)? โžก๐Ÿ““ Buy our book on Amazon: [LINK IN BIO] โžก๐Ÿ“ฑ Download our App: http:-apple.co-2i9iX0u โžก๐Ÿ“ฉ Get daily text message alerts: http:-Fact-Snacks.com โžก๐Ÿ“ฉ Free email newsletter: http:-DidYouKnowFacts.com-Sign-Up- โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– We post different content across our channels. Follow us so you don't miss out! ๐Ÿ“http:-facebook.com-didyouknowblog ๐Ÿ“http:-twitter.com-didyouknowfacts โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– DYN FACTS TRIVIA TIL DIDYOUKNOW NOWIKNOW
                
            

            
            
This song got me SHOOK. ๐ŸŽถ somewhereovertherainbow mysic hawaiian love wedding ๐Ÿ“ข Share the knowledge! Tag your friends in the comments. โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–...