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Bad, Bitch, and Chihuahua: Highlights Always willing to make a rain Laughs at medioore jokers . I play s different instrument . Turned my recorder into a fully functional obacco po Very optimistic when hungover Friendship bracelets Can drive a stick shift I got bars Iget along with overy dog rve met and at a 73% oftro people rve moc. * Downsides Will be late nearly every day with iterally no excuse Will spook the customers with I have ADHD, but don't worry, I buy other peoples adderall Allergic to mushrooms (still willing to trip them) .I have been the cause of 13 car accidents (that I know ofy . Kind of bad at doing accents, usually just comes off as disrespecttuil Contributions Inventor Sauce Boss . A safe space and secure area for your sauces in the car. For a spill and worry free drive home . Part the Red Sea .The thick, untamed, poofy, distressed mane usually accompanied by a Mo Moses Tampons Coined the phrase "jean skirt hair mon in a floor length jean skirt Coined the term *Escobars When someone snorts a mix of cocaine and Xanax .Not recommended Education Bradford Elementary School Made it to round 1 of the 6th grade spelling bee Mullen High School 2008-2012 . Graduated 1st place in worst attendance in class of 2012 . Dia though Had an impact on the student handbook because I rode a donkey to schook of Northem Colorado 2012-201 Survived Greeley Majored in like 7 different things so I'm well rounded University of the Virgin Isiands 2015-2017 Majored in Political Science and English- Creative Whiting School blew away in Hurricane Irma School cut major Jobs I Didnt Quit In Less Than 3 Weeks Or Get Fired From Colorado Saddlery 2012-Present I make everyone feel good about themselves in the company because I ne ver know what's going on there They don't pay me anymore but I still show up from time to time . Laboniously diverse in that bitch . I programmed their Alexa to play the world's national anthems at noon ever y day - They pretty much can't fire me thered e Intenship in Haiti 2016 Partially fluent in Haitian Creole, which I speak in when dicey fools speak to me at the bar and I want them to leave 4ever Spent about a year total in Hait I had Zika, so don't worry, I won't be having children any time soono Harley Davidson-St. Thomas . I folded shits, talked to drunk people, then I sold said shits to said drunk p eople I'm very impressive at folding shirts Reason(s) I Dipped: I wanted to get off the islandl over Christmas I kept accidentally throwing piles of clothes onto the owner's chihuahua a d I felt really guilty about ito They said I quit better than any other employee they've had, that was co sort of Local Color Clothing Boutique More folding, but the clothes were more expensive) Some girl just dropped this resume off at my work
Bad, Bitch, and Chihuahua: Highlights
 Always willing to make a rain
 Laughs at medioore jokers
 . I play s different instrument
 . Turned my recorder into a fully functional obacco po
 Very optimistic when hungover
 Friendship bracelets
 Can drive a stick shift
 I got bars
 Iget along with overy dog rve met and at a 73% oftro people rve moc.
 *
 Downsides
 Will be late nearly every day with iterally no excuse
 Will spook the customers with
 I have ADHD, but don't worry, I buy other peoples adderall
 Allergic to mushrooms (still willing to trip them)
 .I have been the cause of 13 car accidents (that I know ofy
 . Kind of bad at doing accents, usually just comes off as disrespecttuil
 Contributions
 Inventor
 Sauce Boss
 . A safe space and secure area for your sauces in the car.
 For a spill and worry free drive home
 . Part the Red Sea
 .The thick, untamed, poofy, distressed mane usually accompanied by a Mo
 Moses Tampons
 Coined the phrase "jean skirt hair
 mon in a floor length jean skirt
 Coined the term *Escobars
 When someone snorts a mix of cocaine and Xanax
 .Not recommended
 Education
 Bradford Elementary School
 Made it to round 1 of the 6th grade spelling bee
 Mullen High School 2008-2012
 .
 Graduated 1st place in worst attendance in class of 2012
 .

 Dia
 though
 Had an impact on the student handbook because I rode a donkey to schook
 of Northem Colorado 2012-201
 Survived Greeley
 Majored in like 7 different things so I'm well rounded
 University of the Virgin Isiands 2015-2017
 Majored in Political Science and English- Creative Whiting
 School blew away in Hurricane Irma
 School cut major
 Jobs I Didnt Quit In Less Than 3 Weeks Or Get Fired From
 Colorado Saddlery 2012-Present
 I make everyone feel good about themselves in the company because I ne
 ver know what's going on there
 They don't pay me anymore but I still show up from time to time
 . Laboniously diverse in that bitch
 . I programmed their Alexa to play the world's national anthems at noon ever
 y day
 - They pretty much can't fire me thered
 e Intenship in Haiti 2016
 Partially fluent in Haitian Creole, which I speak in when dicey fools speak to
 me at the bar and I want them to leave 4ever
 Spent about a year total in Hait
 I had Zika, so don't worry, I won't be having children any time soono
 Harley Davidson-St. Thomas
 . I folded shits, talked to drunk people, then I sold said shits to said drunk p
 eople
 I'm very impressive at folding shirts
 Reason(s) I Dipped:
 I wanted to get off the islandl over Christmas
 I kept accidentally throwing piles of clothes onto the owner's chihuahua a
 d I felt really guilty about ito
 They said I quit better than any other employee they've had, that was co
 sort of
 Local Color Clothing Boutique
 More folding, but the clothes were more expensive)
Some girl just dropped this resume off at my work

Some girl just dropped this resume off at my work

Party, Tits, and Tumblr: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://somethingrelatedtothisguy.tumblr.com/post/142372539348">somethingrelatedtothisguy</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>So today I learned that Miss Bellum, by far the smartest, most competent and reasonable character in PPG, and a de-facto behind-the-scenes ruler of Townsville got cut from the reboot because she was not a good female role model.</p> <p>Wew did somebody get their memo backwards, upside down, with a coffee stain, on april fools, in esperanto, from an opposing party politician with a chronic winking condition, or what?<br/></p> </blockquote><p>Well they also deleted Ms. Keane’s tits</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="240" data-orig-width="210"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e47121b871781f3683e1b68c13b37438/tumblr_pc1r1nHB5T1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="240" data-orig-width="210"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="856"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bb2cdb5f8656ff76a682a1960ce1c145/tumblr_pc1r1nZ8LO1rw09tq_540.png" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="856"/></figure><p>Because you know, boobs are anti-feminist. Twerking is fine though</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b0b7487a2f3368b3da7c3cdc4b1027a0/tumblr_pc1r1nlsFq1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure>
Party, Tits, and Tumblr: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://somethingrelatedtothisguy.tumblr.com/post/142372539348">somethingrelatedtothisguy</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p>So today I learned that Miss Bellum, by far the smartest, most competent and reasonable character in PPG, and a de-facto behind-the-scenes ruler of Townsville got cut from the reboot because she was not a good female role model.</p>
<p>Wew did somebody get their memo backwards, upside down, with a coffee stain, on april fools, in esperanto, from an opposing party politician with a chronic winking condition, or what?<br/></p>
</blockquote><p>Well they also deleted Ms. Keane’s tits</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="240" data-orig-width="210"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e47121b871781f3683e1b68c13b37438/tumblr_pc1r1nHB5T1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="240" data-orig-width="210"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="856"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bb2cdb5f8656ff76a682a1960ce1c145/tumblr_pc1r1nZ8LO1rw09tq_540.png" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="856"/></figure><p>Because you know, boobs are anti-feminist. Twerking is fine though</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b0b7487a2f3368b3da7c3cdc4b1027a0/tumblr_pc1r1nlsFq1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure>

somethingrelatedtothisguy: So today I learned that Miss Bellum, by far the smartest, most competent and reasonable character in PPG, and a d...

America, Cars, and cnn.com: Tuesday, October 27,2015 World News Africans Are Lazy, Good At Sex, Theft ONCE AGAIN, US business mapur Donald Tramp bul Idon't cars bea ise even the intr net they ane using is ourn and we con decide to wich it of foonn this side These an people whu import every thies inciudin matchstck dorast for Africans by refening m as lay fools only sood at a ing lovemaking and hagsery aking in IndianspoRiA Trngp whoiealso ubli reidential orth beare eiterated his prmie te Afican countnes ought to be recolo- nized aain for anotheor TO0 Kean ngo inclin thrir son ar radk Chama Alican Americare ae wry lary The best they ca, da' İ.gativanting around xletoes lamenting how thay enhip and sl ora explained Trump nuted how he piars to reeceutruct Ametica and nsore ts lon yleey T bitterly an he ihn ๆ omic to make America great geoin by rnorig aur dignity that These are the pesple Anterica decent md. Thy are the eretas ๔ Look atAicancountnike for inaapoCthke peopie are from tho oemment have snce lnt moee reason wiy l stiil believe that he and hi Knyar brothers and should hbe deported backtoo make Asetca safe Obama The anid no lo irnrest the moncy g Donald Trump Sources have indicated that Trump's thrush did not augur well Bior they only p and t ine ditced themselves from hs quiredHow do you tist even thone tion? <p><a href="https://down-w-hate.tumblr.com/post/175427793742/libertarirynn-heatandapathy-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">down-w-hate</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175426672034/heatandapathy-libertarirynn-oh-for-fucks" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://heatandapathy.tumblr.com/post/175426578281/libertarirynn-oh-for-fucks-sake-are-yall-even" class="tumblr_blog">heatandapathy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175426533184/oh-for-fucks-sake-are-yall-even-trying-anymore" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Oh for fucks sake are y’all even trying anymore?</p> <p>Even Snopes says this is garbage: <a href="https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/donald-trump-africans-lazy-stealing/">https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/donald-trump-africans-lazy-stealing/</a></p> <p>You really think Trump could say something like that and it not get reported from here to kingdom come? CNN makes it a news story if he clicks a button twice on Twitter.</p></blockquote> <p>People really passing this off as true? </p></blockquote> <p>Yep. A friend on Facebook just shared this post with the caption “make this go viral!“ Like they really think he just said this and no one’s talking about it.</p></blockquote> <p>You’d think if he was really as evil as everyone says he is they wouldn’t have to make things up</p><p>Y'all out here making people that aren’t exactly fond of Trump consistently have to defend him</p></blockquote> <p>When I pointed out to the person on Facebook that it was fake she claimed “I know but if Obama had said half of the things Trump did he would’ve been impeached” what what does that have to do with anything? If you know why would you share it? If you can’t make your point without outright lying then maybe you don’t have much of a point to begin with.</p>
America, Cars, and cnn.com: Tuesday, October 27,2015
 World News
 Africans Are Lazy, Good At Sex, Theft
 ONCE AGAIN, US business mapur
 Donald Tramp
 bul Idon't cars bea ise even the intr
 net they ane using is ourn and we con
 decide to wich it of foonn this side
 These an people whu import every
 thies inciudin matchstck
 dorast for Africans by refening
 m as lay fools only sood at a
 ing lovemaking and hagsery
 aking in IndianspoRiA Trngp
 whoiealso ubli reidential
 orth beare eiterated his prmie te
 Afican countnes ought to be recolo-
 nized aain for anotheor TO0
 Kean ngo inclin thrir son ar
 radk Chama
 Alican Americare ae wry lary
 The best they ca, da' İ.gativanting
 around xletoes lamenting how thay
 enhip and sl ora
 explained Trump
 nuted how he piars to reeceutruct
 Ametica and nsore ts lon yleey
 T
 bitterly an he ihn
 ๆ omic to make America great
 geoin by rnorig aur dignity that
 These are the pesple Anterica
 decent md. Thy are the eretas ๔
 Look atAicancountnike
 for inaapoCthke peopie are
 from tho oemment
 have snce lnt
 moee reason wiy l stiil believe that he
 and hi Knyar brothers and
 should hbe deported backtoo
 make Asetca safe
 Obama The
 anid no lo irnrest the moncy
 g Donald Trump
 Sources have indicated that
 Trump's thrush did not augur well
 Bior they only
 p and t
 ine ditced themselves from hs
 quiredHow do you tist even thone tion?
<p><a href="https://down-w-hate.tumblr.com/post/175427793742/libertarirynn-heatandapathy-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">down-w-hate</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175426672034/heatandapathy-libertarirynn-oh-for-fucks" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://heatandapathy.tumblr.com/post/175426578281/libertarirynn-oh-for-fucks-sake-are-yall-even" class="tumblr_blog">heatandapathy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175426533184/oh-for-fucks-sake-are-yall-even-trying-anymore" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Oh for fucks sake are y’all even trying anymore?</p>

<p>Even Snopes says this is garbage: <a href="https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/donald-trump-africans-lazy-stealing/">https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/donald-trump-africans-lazy-stealing/</a></p>

<p>You really think Trump could say something like that and it not get reported from here to kingdom come? CNN makes it a news story if he clicks a button twice on Twitter.</p></blockquote>

<p>People really passing this off as true? </p></blockquote>

<p>Yep. A friend on Facebook just shared this post with the caption “make this go viral!“ Like they really think he just said this and no one’s talking about it.</p></blockquote>

<p>You’d think if he was really as evil as everyone says he is they wouldn’t have to make things up</p><p>Y'all out here making people that aren’t exactly fond of Trump consistently have to defend him</p></blockquote>

<p>When I pointed out to the person on Facebook that it was fake she claimed “I know but if Obama had said half of the things Trump did he would’ve been impeached” what what does that have to do with anything? If you know why would you share it? If you can’t make your point without outright lying then maybe you don’t have much of a point to begin with.</p>

down-w-hate: libertarirynn: heatandapathy: libertarirynn: Oh for fucks sake are y’all even trying anymore? Even Snopes says this is gar...

Africa, America, and College: A Safe Place for Stressed Out Students Otherwise known as The Cry Closet This space is meant to provide a place for students studying for finals to take a short 10- minute break. Rules of the Closet 1. Knock before entering 2. Only one person in the closet at a time 3. Limit your time in the closet to no more than10 minutes 4. Turn lights and timer off before leaving 5. Use #cryclosetuofu if posting on social media Artist: Nemo Miller in collaboration with Tony Miller and David Meyer 🤨 WTF ? What the flying monkey balls is this? The @universityofutah just went full snowflake and beyond. They created a safe closet “cry closet” for college students dealing with finals where they can go and melt away their feelings surrounded by fluffy unicorns. And this is the folks who will be the next corporate leaders who can’t deal with stress now they hide in a closet? Are they back in Kindergarten? You got be seriously Joking but April fools was weeks ago. Rules of the “cry closet” are , only 10 minutes, only one person at a time, turn off the lights and knock before entering... I can’t even get over this stupid shit anymore. They are 19 years old American kids right now in Africa hunting ISIS and these morons in America have a safe closet with teddy bears. That’s it I am done here for the day. - Update: The university made this closet to make fun of the pussified generation who can’t take the finals and need a safe space to cry. My comment stands.
Africa, America, and College: A Safe Place for Stressed Out Students
 Otherwise known as The Cry Closet
 This space is meant to provide a place for
 students studying for finals to take a short 10-
 minute break.
 Rules of the Closet
 1. Knock before entering
 2. Only one person in the closet at a time
 3. Limit your time in the closet to no more
 than10 minutes
 4. Turn lights and timer off before leaving
 5. Use #cryclosetuofu if posting on social
 media
 Artist: Nemo Miller in collaboration with Tony Miller and David Meyer
🤨 WTF ? What the flying monkey balls is this? The @universityofutah just went full snowflake and beyond. They created a safe closet “cry closet” for college students dealing with finals where they can go and melt away their feelings surrounded by fluffy unicorns. And this is the folks who will be the next corporate leaders who can’t deal with stress now they hide in a closet? Are they back in Kindergarten? You got be seriously Joking but April fools was weeks ago. Rules of the “cry closet” are , only 10 minutes, only one person at a time, turn off the lights and knock before entering... I can’t even get over this stupid shit anymore. They are 19 years old American kids right now in Africa hunting ISIS and these morons in America have a safe closet with teddy bears. That’s it I am done here for the day. - Update: The university made this closet to make fun of the pussified generation who can’t take the finals and need a safe space to cry. My comment stands.

🤨 WTF ? What the flying monkey balls is this? The @universityofutah just went full snowflake and beyond. They created a safe closet “cry clo...