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For Shits And Giggles: THIS CANDLE COMPANY HAS A SCENT THAT SMELLS LIKE YOUR STATE ERIN GALLAGHER November 13, 2016 88k f Share Tweet SHARES ES TU DI homesick homesick SOUTH CAROLI SOUTH CAROLINA heyheyitsjuju: musicalhell: spottytonguedog: pinchtheprincess: copperbadge: memprime: podcasts-8-my-heart: talkingcinemalight: peppylilspitfuck: icykitty: strawberry-jambouree: cherrymilkshake: milkydolenz: fscottfitzgerld: 1977punk: i was gonna make a joke about how the massachusetts candle probably smells like a drug deal in the dunkin donuts parking lot but then i checked and it legitimately smells like dunkin coffee i’m done  and i was going to make a joke about how the illinois candle just smells like cornfields and wheat fields but then i too checked and it literally does me: what does the maine one smell like… snow? lighthouses? website: fresh Maine blueberries, me, looking down at my clothes stained beyond recognition from hours spent blueberry raking: *whispers* of course…… Maryland smells like old bay and salt This is accurate The website is https://homesickcandles.com checked arizona just for shits and giggles and it smells like SAND goodnight Washington is Cherries, coffee, and rain. Accurate. You have no idea how pleased I was to see that there are two California candles. One for North and one for South. Oh and they seem to also have special ones for Los Angeles and San Francisco! That’s about right for Indiana. @copperbadge There is an Illinois candle AND a Chicago candle! I appreciate that the Chicago candle smells like the chocolate factory that makes downtown smell like chocolate sometimes, but let’s be real, it should smell like pee and corruption.  Does Iowa smell like corn and soybeans, or hogs? Because I can tell you what I’m NOT buying, if it’s the latter. And as always they’ve forgotten there’s a whole state north of NYC.  The Denver candle smells like fresh hemp, because of course it does. …of course it does, I can smell it now Ah Vermont smells like maple and trees what a fucking surprise
For Shits And Giggles: THIS CANDLE COMPANY HAS A
 SCENT THAT SMELLS LIKE YOUR
 STATE
 ERIN GALLAGHER November 13, 2016
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1977punk:
i was gonna make a joke about how the massachusetts candle probably smells like a drug deal in the dunkin donuts parking lot but then i checked and it legitimately smells like dunkin coffee i’m done 
and i was going to make a joke about how the illinois candle just smells like cornfields and wheat fields but then i too checked and it literally does

me: what does the maine one smell like… snow? lighthouses?
website: fresh Maine blueberries,
me, looking down at my clothes stained beyond recognition from hours spent blueberry raking: *whispers* of course……


Maryland smells like old bay and salt
This is accurate

The website is https://homesickcandles.com

checked arizona just for shits and giggles and it smells like SAND goodnight

Washington is Cherries, coffee, and rain.  Accurate. 

You have no idea how pleased I was to see that there are two California candles. One for North and one for South. Oh and they seem to also have special ones for Los Angeles and San Francisco!


That’s about right for Indiana.


@copperbadge There is an Illinois candle AND a Chicago candle!

I appreciate that the Chicago candle smells like the chocolate factory that makes downtown smell like chocolate sometimes, but let’s be real, it should smell like pee and corruption. 


Does Iowa smell like corn and soybeans, or hogs? Because I can tell you what I’m NOT buying, if it’s the latter. 

And as always they’ve forgotten there’s a whole state north of NYC. 

The Denver candle smells like fresh hemp, because of course it does.

…of course it does, I can smell it now

Ah Vermont smells like maple and trees what a fucking surprise

heyheyitsjuju: musicalhell: spottytonguedog: pinchtheprincess: copperbadge: memprime: podcasts-8-my-heart: talkingcinemalight: pep...

For Shits And Giggles: File: 1371922563634 (769 KB, 2849x3474, Theodore Roosevelt laughing.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: Q6RIFYsi) 06/22/13 (Sat)13:36:03 No.488565345 Replies: 22488565738 >Be me >Be 16 >New school, introduced to class >Meet guy who is an asshole, let's call him Shitgut >Shitgut tries to start bullying me >Be alpha and resist >Don't make many friends, don't need them Notice Shitgut bullies other kids >Decide to fuck him up Figure where his locker is >Wait until school is over, follow him home from a safe distance, unseen >Mark down where he lives. GTFO Find out he does hockey, figure out where his ice rink is, and what time he trains Spend six months practically stalking that fuck, making sure l don't get caught >Map out where he is at any time, at all times >Then proceed to phase two, buy a pineapple >On a day I get off school earlier than he does, bike to his house and leave the pineapple at the door >His parents ain't home for hours, seen by nobody >He tells people about the pineapple tomorrow, nobody cares >Two weeks later, sneak a pineapple at the ice rink, in the men's dressing room >People think he's making it up Start buying a pineapple on a regular basis, always have it ready when opportunity strikes Hallway empty, pick his locker and leave a pineapple >His motorbike is unwatched, leave a pineapple He doesn't mention the pineapples to anyone anymore >Figure out where they keep his home's spare key Skip school, sneak into his home while his parents work >Leave a pineapple on his bed Hear he's failing classes >His parents put up a security camera, l figure the blind spot and dodge that shit Send him a fucking pineapple for christmas through the mail from a fake address >He doesn't show up to school every day anymore Don't even think about why I do it anymore, it's just for shits and giggles now >Bombard that fuck with random pineapples every few weeks for two fucking years School year ends, finish school Go to college like a boss Come back home for the holidays >Hear someone from my old school had had a panic attack at the grocery store lt's Shitgut Someone had left a fucking pineapple on the beer shelf Pineapples
For Shits And Giggles: File: 1371922563634
 (769 KB, 2849x3474, Theodore Roosevelt laughing.jpg)
 O Anonymous (ID: Q6RIFYsi) 06/22/13 (Sat)13:36:03 No.488565345 Replies: 22488565738
 >Be me
 >Be 16
 >New school, introduced to class
 >Meet guy who is an asshole, let's call him Shitgut
 >Shitgut tries to start bullying me
 >Be alpha and resist
 >Don't make many friends, don't need them
 Notice Shitgut bullies other kids
 >Decide to fuck him up
 Figure where his locker is
 >Wait until school is over, follow him home from a safe distance, unseen
 >Mark down where he lives. GTFO
 Find out he does hockey, figure out where his ice rink is, and what time he trains
 Spend six months practically stalking that fuck, making sure l don't get caught
 >Map out where he is at any time, at all times
 >Then proceed to phase two, buy a pineapple
 >On a day I get off school earlier than he does, bike to his house and leave the pineapple at the door
 >His parents ain't home for hours, seen by nobody
 >He tells people about the pineapple tomorrow, nobody cares
 >Two weeks later, sneak a pineapple at the ice rink, in the men's dressing room
 >People think he's making it up
 Start buying a pineapple on a regular basis, always have it ready when opportunity strikes
 Hallway empty, pick his locker and leave a pineapple
 >His motorbike is unwatched, leave a pineapple
 He doesn't mention the pineapples to anyone anymore
 >Figure out where they keep his home's spare key
 Skip school, sneak into his home while his parents work
 >Leave a pineapple on his bed
 Hear he's failing classes
 >His parents put up a security camera, l figure the blind spot and dodge that shit
 Send him a fucking pineapple for christmas through the mail from a fake address
 >He doesn't show up to school every day anymore
 Don't even think about why I do it anymore, it's just for shits and giggles now
 >Bombard that fuck with random pineapples every few weeks for two fucking years
 School year ends, finish school
 Go to college like a boss
 Come back home for the holidays
 >Hear someone from my old school had had a panic attack at the grocery store
 lt's Shitgut
 Someone had left a fucking pineapple on the beer shelf
Pineapples

Pineapples