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Ironic, How To, and Zombie: "I taught her how to be a zombie and
now she does it anytime I ask"
If you tag someone and they don’t respond within 5 minutes they have to zombie on command for you in public zombiechallenge @krispyshorts
![Ironic, How To, and Zombie: "I taught her how to be a zombie and
now she does it anytime I ask"
If you tag someone and they don’t respond within 5 minutes they have to zombie on command for you in public zombiechallenge @krispyshorts]()
If you tag someone and they don’t respond within 5 minutes they have to zombie on command for you in public zombiechallenge @krispyshorts
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**PLEASE NOTE** Placing an application on a dog featured in this album does NOT hold the dog for you. All available dogs are available to be met and adopted same day if already altered. If not altered, the dog can be met and paid for in order to hold the dog for you. Thank you for your understanding!
![Dogs, Memes, and Puppies: All dogs/puppies in our shelter can be viewed here. Any dog not being held as a stray is available for immediate, same-day adoption! Adoption applications are reviewed on site. Please share our dogs and help get them out of the shelter as quickly as possible!
**PLEASE NOTE** Placing an application on a dog featured in this album does NOT hold the dog for you. All available dogs are available to be met and adopted same day if already altered. If not altered, the dog can be met and paid for in order to hold the dog for you. Thank you for your understanding!]()
All dogs/puppies in our shelter can be viewed here. Any dog not being held as a stray is available for immediate, same-day adoption! Adopti...
Advice, Ass, and Beautiful: But when I hugged my daughter good-bye, and watched her walk
down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors,
it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood.
And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine.
fb/l Might Be Funny
My oldest child graduated from high school in June. A big milestone moment for a parent, right? She was accepted to her first choice college, and we were all so happy and everything was just fine.
And then this summer she worked to save money, and we talked about the things she would need for school. We bought new bedding for her dorm. And it was exciting and I was fine.
We bought storage drawers and a mini fridge. We ordered her textbooks online and shipped them to her dorm address. And still, I was fine.
Then yesterday we packed everything into the car, and set off for school. We moved her into a clean, bright, dorm. We had a lovely dinner with her new roommate, and it all should have been fine.
But when I hugged my daughter good-bye and watched her walk down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors, it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood. And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine. So now, I’ll write.
It’s like I’ve been hit with the emotional equivalent of a hurricane. I mean, I figured I’d be sad when she left. You can’t spend every single day of 18 years with someone and then not miss them when they move away. Even if your kid is a pain in the ass. Which mine isn’t, by the way, which maybe makes it harder.
And I knew I would feel worry. Because up until now I pretty much knew where my child was at all times. I knew what time she went to bed, what time she woke up, and what she ate for breakfast. Now, overnight, she’s living in a big city and I don’t know when she came home, or if she remembered to bring a jacket. The only word I can think of to describe all of this not-knowing is…unsettling.
Along with the worry, strangely, is guilt. Second-guessing everything I ever did as a parent. Did I adequately prepare her for the “real” world? Did I scare her too much or not enough? Will she really keep the pepper spray in her backpack? Why didn’t I make her take a self-defense class? Does she even know how to mail a package?
Anger. I didn’t expect to feel anger. Yes, I am pissed off at the world right now for not preparing me for this. How many pieces of unsolicited advice do we get in our years of parenting? At every other milestone I felt inundated with information and opinions. People talk endlessly about how hard it is having a newborn, the toddler tantrums, picky eater preschoolers. The middle school years…mean girls, bullying. High school…peer pressure, drugs, academic stress. And so on. I mean, you can’t get people to SHUT UP about that stuff.
But when you mention your child is leaving for college, the response has been invariably, “Oh, how exciting!” Well, now that it’s happened I’m like, “Wait a minute! Why did NOBODY tell me, I mean REALLY tell me, that, THIS, THIS is the milestone that is the absolute HARDEST parenting time of all?” Not one single person said, “I’m so sorry, that’s totally going to suck for you.”
And of COURSE I am happy for her. And of COURSE I am excited for her. And no, I wouldn’t rather her stay home forever. But none of that mitigates the fact that for me, the mom, it does totally suck right now. So I am telling you now, young parents, because no one actually told me. It sucks. You’re welcome.
People say, “Oh, you’re lucky that her school is close to home,” which until yesterday, gave me some comfort. But I quickly realized that it doesn’t matter much if she’s not in her bedroom and she’s two hours away or she’s not in her bedroom and she’s ten hours away. Either way, she’s not in her bedroom. Either way, the house is too quiet.
I keep having this vision in my head of my little girl walking away, towards her building, and in this vision I’m fighting back tears and yelling, “WAIT! Turn around! Please, I’m not done yet. I need more time…just a little more time!”
But my time is up and all I can do is hope that I used it well.
And though my heart is heavy and my emotions are muddled, my head is clear, and I do know the truth of the matter. I may need just a little more time…but she doesn’t. She’s strong and she’s smart and she’s beautiful and she’s ready.
She’s all yours, world. Please treat her kindly.
(via I Might Be Funny)
![Advice, Ass, and Beautiful: But when I hugged my daughter good-bye, and watched her walk
down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors,
it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood.
And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine.
fb/l Might Be Funny
My oldest child graduated from high school in June. A big milestone moment for a parent, right? She was accepted to her first choice college, and we were all so happy and everything was just fine.
And then this summer she worked to save money, and we talked about the things she would need for school. We bought new bedding for her dorm. And it was exciting and I was fine.
We bought storage drawers and a mini fridge. We ordered her textbooks online and shipped them to her dorm address. And still, I was fine.
Then yesterday we packed everything into the car, and set off for school. We moved her into a clean, bright, dorm. We had a lovely dinner with her new roommate, and it all should have been fine.
But when I hugged my daughter good-bye and watched her walk down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors, it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood. And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine. So now, I’ll write.
It’s like I’ve been hit with the emotional equivalent of a hurricane. I mean, I figured I’d be sad when she left. You can’t spend every single day of 18 years with someone and then not miss them when they move away. Even if your kid is a pain in the ass. Which mine isn’t, by the way, which maybe makes it harder.
And I knew I would feel worry. Because up until now I pretty much knew where my child was at all times. I knew what time she went to bed, what time she woke up, and what she ate for breakfast. Now, overnight, she’s living in a big city and I don’t know when she came home, or if she remembered to bring a jacket. The only word I can think of to describe all of this not-knowing is…unsettling.
Along with the worry, strangely, is guilt. Second-guessing everything I ever did as a parent. Did I adequately prepare her for the “real” world? Did I scare her too much or not enough? Will she really keep the pepper spray in her backpack? Why didn’t I make her take a self-defense class? Does she even know how to mail a package?
Anger. I didn’t expect to feel anger. Yes, I am pissed off at the world right now for not preparing me for this. How many pieces of unsolicited advice do we get in our years of parenting? At every other milestone I felt inundated with information and opinions. People talk endlessly about how hard it is having a newborn, the toddler tantrums, picky eater preschoolers. The middle school years…mean girls, bullying. High school…peer pressure, drugs, academic stress. And so on. I mean, you can’t get people to SHUT UP about that stuff.
But when you mention your child is leaving for college, the response has been invariably, “Oh, how exciting!” Well, now that it’s happened I’m like, “Wait a minute! Why did NOBODY tell me, I mean REALLY tell me, that, THIS, THIS is the milestone that is the absolute HARDEST parenting time of all?” Not one single person said, “I’m so sorry, that’s totally going to suck for you.”
And of COURSE I am happy for her. And of COURSE I am excited for her. And no, I wouldn’t rather her stay home forever. But none of that mitigates the fact that for me, the mom, it does totally suck right now. So I am telling you now, young parents, because no one actually told me. It sucks. You’re welcome.
People say, “Oh, you’re lucky that her school is close to home,” which until yesterday, gave me some comfort. But I quickly realized that it doesn’t matter much if she’s not in her bedroom and she’s two hours away or she’s not in her bedroom and she’s ten hours away. Either way, she’s not in her bedroom. Either way, the house is too quiet.
I keep having this vision in my head of my little girl walking away, towards her building, and in this vision I’m fighting back tears and yelling, “WAIT! Turn around! Please, I’m not done yet. I need more time…just a little more time!”
But my time is up and all I can do is hope that I used it well.
And though my heart is heavy and my emotions are muddled, my head is clear, and I do know the truth of the matter. I may need just a little more time…but she doesn’t. She’s strong and she’s smart and she’s beautiful and she’s ready.
She’s all yours, world. Please treat her kindly.
(via I Might Be Funny)]()
My oldest child graduated from high school in June. A big milestone moment for a parent, right? She was accepted to her first choice college...
Memes, Girlfriend, and Girlfriends: Alex Oluwatobi
@alexlobaloba
If your girlfriend is not getting
on your nerves or getting you
annoyed once in a while, then
she is not the one for you.
Real girlfriends behave like
witches and ogbanjes
mostimes.
Oh really? 🤣🤣Do you agree? 😂👇🏾 . KraksTV
![Memes, Girlfriend, and Girlfriends: Alex Oluwatobi
@alexlobaloba
If your girlfriend is not getting
on your nerves or getting you
annoyed once in a while, then
she is not the one for you.
Real girlfriends behave like
witches and ogbanjes
mostimes.
Oh really? 🤣🤣Do you agree? 😂👇🏾 . KraksTV]()
Oh really? 🤣🤣Do you agree? 😂👇🏾 . KraksTV
Bitch, Dating, and Life: Hate when people use their zodiac
sign to justify shitty behavior,
like "sorry can't help it I'm
a Scorpio." No Karen you're just
a bitch
New episode of @girlsgottaeatpodcast is about astrology, relationships, body awareness, and more with tarot professional and intuitive life coach @modernmystic_tarot! 🔮💫 For anyone frustrated with dating and wondering “WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?!” this episode is for you. 😘 Listen on iTunes or Spotify (link in bio)!
![Bitch, Dating, and Life: Hate when people use their zodiac
sign to justify shitty behavior,
like "sorry can't help it I'm
a Scorpio." No Karen you're just
a bitch
New episode of @girlsgottaeatpodcast is about astrology, relationships, body awareness, and more with tarot professional and intuitive life coach @modernmystic_tarot! 🔮💫 For anyone frustrated with dating and wondering “WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?!” this episode is for you. 😘 Listen on iTunes or Spotify (link in bio)!]()
New episode of @girlsgottaeatpodcast is about astrology, relationships, body awareness, and more with tarot professional and intuitive life ...
Fall, Future, and Memes: MUSCLE UPAT EVERY AGE! The Secret.The Science.The Snacks
MU
STRONGER FASTER,BETTER
STRENGHCrush
POWE
STRESS
Your Anti-Anger Plan
p94
JOHN
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JAC JACK(ed) RYAN
KRASINSKI
Flip This
Issue for
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7Wa 7WaystoDrop 10lbs
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Your
TIPSTO
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YOUR BODY
Joints
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#0 *BestlingerieforHer
The Year's
Best Pickups
ST
SEPTEME 20
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![Fall, Future, and Memes: MUSCLE UPAT EVERY AGE! The Secret.The Science.The Snacks
MU
STRONGER FASTER,BETTER
STRENGHCrush
POWE
STRESS
Your Anti-Anger Plan
p94
JOHN
KI and the
JAC JACK(ed) RYAN
KRASINSKI
Flip This
Issue for
KILLER
FALL STYLE
Wİ WORKOUT
Lose.
W Weight.
IRock
D DOWN
กา
N Now.
7Wa 7WaystoDrop 10lbs
Truck
YEAH!
42
Your
TIPSTO
FUTURE-PRO0F
YOUR BODY
Joints
STRIP
#0 *BestlingerieforHer
The Year's
Best Pickups
ST
SEPTEME 20
.90
09)
Best Underwear for You
big sexy]()
big sexy
Relationships, Sex, and Texting: iMessage
Today 1:14 PM
Can I ask you a question as an empowered
woman?
Sure
Read 1:27 PM
As a woman that has had sex with me,
what would you say I did well for you? And
if you don't wanna answer it cool. I was
just curious if there were specific things
for you that were just like "Oh yes that's
it"
Fishing for compliments with dynamite
![Relationships, Sex, and Texting: iMessage
Today 1:14 PM
Can I ask you a question as an empowered
woman?
Sure
Read 1:27 PM
As a woman that has had sex with me,
what would you say I did well for you? And
if you don't wanna answer it cool. I was
just curious if there were specific things
for you that were just like "Oh yes that's
it"
Fishing for compliments with dynamite]()
Fishing for compliments with dynamite
Children, Definitely, and Starbucks: Mackenzie @mackey2399
Yesterday I bought coffee for the lady
behind me at Starbucks.. later in the
day I found this is my mailbox. Smal
acts can make a big difference folks,
spread some kindness.
Than you for the Coffeel SineaI was not plannineto
rarcly ao to Starbus anol gothis rourein y lkewas
treat wysufort-HJL last
Coupl ofmontns have buun Prupared to qit work
abi of a tle. My PatherI criedl when I'found aut
just passed aubas
also my
and my children have had a
not emehonauy and firanciall
and he was were so suweet to buy my
Coffee and thiled to Se
ou pull tn a couple housz s
hard time his momi
my bdbysHter callsol of
Sick and had to taxuthl
+o buy my kidls break fast
Felt it necessary For you
Know that
OU
for me was more tman ust a
Coffee. Ht as 5omethina that
ouround, pu+ teours in my eyes
coffee w
get my coffee w
ut because lam
oine to become a Stay-at
and aet mse
has turnedl my ushola
and asmile on my faco and
home mom for awnile
IFeel so aratf
Thank
Ou
Definitely worth the read
![Children, Definitely, and Starbucks: Mackenzie @mackey2399
Yesterday I bought coffee for the lady
behind me at Starbucks.. later in the
day I found this is my mailbox. Smal
acts can make a big difference folks,
spread some kindness.
Than you for the Coffeel SineaI was not plannineto
rarcly ao to Starbus anol gothis rourein y lkewas
treat wysufort-HJL last
Coupl ofmontns have buun Prupared to qit work
abi of a tle. My PatherI criedl when I'found aut
just passed aubas
also my
and my children have had a
not emehonauy and firanciall
and he was were so suweet to buy my
Coffee and thiled to Se
ou pull tn a couple housz s
hard time his momi
my bdbysHter callsol of
Sick and had to taxuthl
+o buy my kidls break fast
Felt it necessary For you
Know that
OU
for me was more tman ust a
Coffee. Ht as 5omethina that
ouround, pu+ teours in my eyes
coffee w
get my coffee w
ut because lam
oine to become a Stay-at
and aet mse
has turnedl my ushola
and asmile on my faco and
home mom for awnile
IFeel so aratf
Thank
Ou
Definitely worth the read]()
Definitely worth the read
Children, Club, and Memes: Mackenzie @mackey2399
Yesterday I bought coffee for the lady
behind me at Starbucks.. later in the
day I found this is my mailbox. Smal
acts can make a big difference folks,
spread some kindness.
Than you for the Coffeel Sineal was not planninato
rarcly ao to starbs ano gomis routein my ew
-trede mysuf out the last
Couple of monns have bun pruparedtogsit work
ab of a strusqle. My Pather cric ohen found out
just passed ausa
aund firancuall
oo
ere so sweet +o buy my
Coffee and thniled to sea
and he was
baroysitter. My faun
and my children have had a
ou pull tn a couple house s
hard hime Jhis momi
felt
necessary for you
sick and I had to-take-Hu
Know that what you
day off work. ducided +o
to buy my Kiols breakfast
or me was more than ust a
an get mysatt coffee withCoffeuas something that
total aut because l am
has turneol my whole
auroundl,
Pu+ Heows in my eyes
smi
in o become a Staytanda snile on my faes and
home mom for awhile
I feel so aratctvl ·
thane
oO
Sorrreyyy this is so long but worth reading if u wanna cry in the club rn
![Children, Club, and Memes: Mackenzie @mackey2399
Yesterday I bought coffee for the lady
behind me at Starbucks.. later in the
day I found this is my mailbox. Smal
acts can make a big difference folks,
spread some kindness.
Than you for the Coffeel Sineal was not planninato
rarcly ao to starbs ano gomis routein my ew
-trede mysuf out the last
Couple of monns have bun pruparedtogsit work
ab of a strusqle. My Pather cric ohen found out
just passed ausa
aund firancuall
oo
ere so sweet +o buy my
Coffee and thniled to sea
and he was
baroysitter. My faun
and my children have had a
ou pull tn a couple house s
hard hime Jhis momi
felt
necessary for you
sick and I had to-take-Hu
Know that what you
day off work. ducided +o
to buy my Kiols breakfast
or me was more than ust a
an get mysatt coffee withCoffeuas something that
total aut because l am
has turneol my whole
auroundl,
Pu+ Heows in my eyes
smi
in o become a Staytanda snile on my faes and
home mom for awhile
I feel so aratctvl ·
thane
oO
Sorrreyyy this is so long but worth reading if u wanna cry in the club rn]()
Sorrreyyy this is so long but worth reading if u wanna cry in the club rn
Dogs, Memes, and Puppies: All dogs/puppies in our shelter can be viewed here. Any dog not being held as a stray is available for immediate, same-day adoption! Adoption applications are reviewed on site. Please share our dogs and help get them out of the shelter as quickly as possible!
**PLEASE NOTE** Placing an application on a dog featured in this album does NOT hold the dog for you. All available dogs are available to be met and adopted same day if already altered. If not altered, the dog can be met and paid for in order to hold the dog for you. Thank you for your understanding!
![Dogs, Memes, and Puppies: All dogs/puppies in our shelter can be viewed here. Any dog not being held as a stray is available for immediate, same-day adoption! Adoption applications are reviewed on site. Please share our dogs and help get them out of the shelter as quickly as possible!
**PLEASE NOTE** Placing an application on a dog featured in this album does NOT hold the dog for you. All available dogs are available to be met and adopted same day if already altered. If not altered, the dog can be met and paid for in order to hold the dog for you. Thank you for your understanding!]()
All dogs/puppies in our shelter can be viewed here. Any dog not being held as a stray is available for immediate, same-day adoption! Adopti...
