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foreplay: When he says that he wears a size 12 shoe
Plot twist: Every episode of Riverdale thus far has been foreplay leading up to the big finale, a porno πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Plot twist: Every episode of Riverdale thus far has been foreplay leading up to the big finale, a porno πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

foreplay: hannah @lovecloud I told my boyfriend to write me an essay on why I should blow him 00 AT&T LTE 7:58 PM 89% 8 MAN CANDY I want a persuasive essay with a strong thesis statement written in MLA format on why l should suck your dick Due by midnight tonight I'll fucking do it. Do it Ok. By text or email? Email Gotchu. Jose Alvarez Dr. Hannah Smith GF STUDIES PO1 December 27 2016 A Short but Thorough Analysis on Why You Should Blow Me To blow, or not to blow? This is a parody of the wel echoed Shakespearean proverb that gauges the pros and cons and consequential successes and failures (the latter of which is indisputably improbable) of giving me a blowjob. As the author, whom henceforth will be referred to for general commentary as I or me, have taken a contrarian stance on the hyperbolized disadvantages of giving me a blowjob, I will, in strictly heterosexual dialogue, support my argument by addressing the benefits of having my skin flute played orally. The aforementioned benefits are as follows: increased receptivity for the blowing of the other partner, positive increase on women's self-esteem, and the enrichment of intimacy between men and women who partake in oral sex It goes without saying that in order to be healthy; a person must eat well, exercise moderately, sleep a generous amount, and last but not least, have regularly sex. There is overwhelming evidence supported by countless scientists that links the performance of sex to better health. But where does oral sex benefit me? Why should you blow me? I'm not selfish, and this excerpt from The Evolution of Sexuality from Oakland University proves that blowing me is not only beneficial for me but for you as wel "Men who report performing more mate retention behaviors, in general, and more benefit-provisioning mate retention behaviors, in particular; also report greater interest in, and more time spent, performing oral sex on theii female partner Likewise, women who report performing more benefit-provisioning mate retention behaviors also report greater interest in, and moretme spent, performing oral sex on their male partner -but this relationship is stronger for men." The aforementioned only reinforces my point that blowing me serves to greatly encourage a more diverse repertoire in bed Performing the act of fellatio on your amazing boyfriend surely includes you in the beneficiary. Recent studies and polls have found that there is indeed a correlation concerning th frequency of knob gobbling and a woman's improved self- esteem. According to the June 2011 issue of The Journal of Adolescent Health, researchers at John Hopkins Bloomberg School of Health conducted a poll, of which the results found that sexual pleasure augments healthy psychological and social development. Researcher Adena Galinsky, Ph.D.'s studies in the poll concluded that the receiving and performing of oral se improved a woman's self-esteem, autonomy, and empathy. Isn't sucky fucky amazing? The frequency of oral sex and intimacy goes hand in hand. I uncontestably declare that sex with foreplay will always eclipse sex lacking thereof. Here's what journalist Gigi Engel from Elite Daily has to say; "Ifyou 're giving a blowjob, you 're serving this other person with no guarantee that you ll receive the same satisfaction. You're giving up your pleasure -and perhaps suffering some discomfort -for the sake of making someone else happy. You 're valuing another person 's pleasure above your own." Giving me brain literally fosters a stronger chain of love, admiration, loyalty, and empathy between both of us. If both opinionated journalists and empirical scientists subscribe to this idea, then surely giving me a blowjob rewards not only me, but you as well Giving me a blowjob is thus proven to encourage a healthier sexual and emotional state. These three points are fueled by both reason and logic, and in my opinion, are substantial evidence to the welfare of my dick. In conclusion,I plead with to whom this essay is explicitly written, that you should smoke my penis. The end. unf0rgivingly: This is the most entertaining thing I think I’ve ever read in my life
foreplay: hannah
 @lovecloud
 I told my boyfriend to write me an essay
 on why I should blow him

 00 AT&T LTE
 7:58 PM
 89%
 8
 MAN CANDY
 I want a persuasive essay with
 a strong thesis statement
 written in MLA format on why l
 should suck your dick
 Due by midnight tonight
 I'll fucking do it.
 Do it
 Ok.
 By text or email?
 Email
 Gotchu.

 Jose Alvarez
 Dr. Hannah Smith
 GF STUDIES PO1
 December 27 2016
 A Short but Thorough Analysis on Why You Should Blow Me
 To blow, or not to blow? This is a parody of the wel
 echoed Shakespearean proverb that gauges the pros and cons
 and consequential successes and failures (the latter of which is
 indisputably improbable) of giving me a blowjob. As the author,
 whom henceforth will be referred to for general commentary as I
 or me, have taken a contrarian stance on the hyperbolized
 disadvantages of giving me a blowjob, I will, in strictly
 heterosexual dialogue, support my argument by addressing the
 benefits of having my skin flute played orally. The
 aforementioned benefits are as follows: increased receptivity for
 the blowing of the other partner, positive increase on women's
 self-esteem, and the enrichment of intimacy between men and
 women who partake in oral sex
 It goes without saying that in order to be healthy; a person
 must eat well, exercise moderately, sleep a generous amount,
 and last but not least, have regularly sex. There is overwhelming
 evidence supported by countless scientists that links the
 performance of sex to better health. But where does oral sex
 benefit me? Why should you blow me? I'm not selfish, and this
 excerpt from The Evolution of Sexuality from Oakland
 University proves that blowing me is not only beneficial for me
 but for you as wel "Men who report performing more mate
 retention behaviors, in general, and more benefit-provisioning
 mate retention behaviors, in particular; also report greater
 interest in, and more time spent, performing oral sex on theii
 female partner Likewise, women who report performing more
 benefit-provisioning mate retention behaviors also report
 greater interest in, and moretme spent, performing oral sex on
 their male partner -but this relationship is stronger for men."
 The aforementioned only reinforces my point that blowing me
 serves to greatly encourage a more diverse repertoire in bed

 Performing the act of fellatio on your amazing boyfriend
 surely includes you in the beneficiary. Recent studies and polls
 have found that there is indeed a correlation concerning th
 frequency of knob gobbling and a woman's improved self-
 esteem. According to the June 2011 issue of The Journal of
 Adolescent Health, researchers at John Hopkins Bloomberg
 School of Health conducted a poll, of which the results found
 that sexual pleasure augments healthy psychological and social
 development. Researcher Adena Galinsky, Ph.D.'s studies in the
 poll concluded that the receiving and performing of oral se
 improved a woman's self-esteem, autonomy, and empathy. Isn't
 sucky fucky amazing?
 The frequency of oral sex and intimacy goes hand in hand. I
 uncontestably declare that sex with foreplay will always eclipse
 sex lacking thereof. Here's what journalist Gigi Engel from Elite
 Daily has to say; "Ifyou 're giving a blowjob, you 're serving this
 other person with no guarantee that you ll receive the same
 satisfaction. You're giving up your pleasure -and perhaps
 suffering some discomfort -for the sake of making someone
 else happy. You 're valuing another person 's pleasure above your
 own." Giving me brain literally fosters a stronger chain of love,
 admiration, loyalty, and empathy between both of us. If both
 opinionated journalists and empirical scientists subscribe to this
 idea, then surely giving me a blowjob rewards not only me, but
 you as well
 Giving me a blowjob is thus proven to encourage a
 healthier sexual and emotional state. These three points are
 fueled by both reason and logic, and in my opinion, are
 substantial evidence to the welfare of my dick. In conclusion,I
 plead with to whom this essay is explicitly written, that you
 should smoke my penis. The end.
unf0rgivingly:
This is the most entertaining thing I think I’ve ever read in my life

unf0rgivingly: This is the most entertaining thing I think I’ve ever read in my life

foreplay: Little kiss on the chick Pic: reddit u/anonimverse Ladies I love y'all lemme tell u why. I get into yo bedroom. We get to kissing. Right when I'm about to yank ya lil panties off what do u classy ladies say? "HOLD ON LEMME PEE 😁". Ain't no pee, bruv. She already peed. She bout to go freshen up the Nani bc that's what u classy girls do, y'all interrupt the foreplay to make sure ya joint smell, look and taste splendiferous before we sliiiiiide that tung deep inside. "Hold on lemme pee"? That little three or four minutes when u waiting for her bruv? Thass Christmas Eve. Anything could happen. NBA 2K18. Jordan 11s. Nerf Machine Gun. U feel me? She might come out of there bucky nekky. She might come out with lingerie on. Full body MF fishnet body suit (I'm really out here y'all I done seen it all 🌢). Shout to u ladies bruv. Heightening the tension. Creating intrigue. I swear y'all the real MVP. P.s. If u in a hotel with a girl and u see the little wet folded up face towel shoved under the sink that's the Nani freshener towel (FYI) every girl got that ImOnToYouLadies πŸ€—πŸ˜‚. P.p.s. Oh wait. Wait wait wait. Oh y'all thought I was done? Y'all thought I wasn't gon address them ladies that's gon go out to dinner ... drinks ... dancing for four hours ... after party ... and NOT stop me so she could freshen up the Nani before I go downtown James Brown? WELL GO HEAD ASF MAMI I FUX WITCHOE 12 HOUR MARINADE I'M FROM CHICAGO WE LOVE AGING THINGS 60 DAY AGED BONE-IN RIBEYE YES PLEASE THAT MUSKY, MUSHROOMY EARTHY PERFUMEY FRAGRANCE GET MY HEART RACING I AIN'T MAD AT YO NASTY ASS MAMA LEMME TASTE THE RAINBOW U BOUT TO BRING THE ANIMAL OUT REAL TALK FarmFreshDryAgedOrWetAged ItsAllWondrousToMe LemmeTasteIt AllOfIt BlessUp πŸ€—πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
foreplay: Little kiss on the chick
 Pic: reddit u/anonimverse
Ladies I love y'all lemme tell u why. I get into yo bedroom. We get to kissing. Right when I'm about to yank ya lil panties off what do u classy ladies say? "HOLD ON LEMME PEE 😁". Ain't no pee, bruv. She already peed. She bout to go freshen up the Nani bc that's what u classy girls do, y'all interrupt the foreplay to make sure ya joint smell, look and taste splendiferous before we sliiiiiide that tung deep inside. "Hold on lemme pee"? That little three or four minutes when u waiting for her bruv? Thass Christmas Eve. Anything could happen. NBA 2K18. Jordan 11s. Nerf Machine Gun. U feel me? She might come out of there bucky nekky. She might come out with lingerie on. Full body MF fishnet body suit (I'm really out here y'all I done seen it all 🌢). Shout to u ladies bruv. Heightening the tension. Creating intrigue. I swear y'all the real MVP. P.s. If u in a hotel with a girl and u see the little wet folded up face towel shoved under the sink that's the Nani freshener towel (FYI) every girl got that ImOnToYouLadies πŸ€—πŸ˜‚. P.p.s. Oh wait. Wait wait wait. Oh y'all thought I was done? Y'all thought I wasn't gon address them ladies that's gon go out to dinner ... drinks ... dancing for four hours ... after party ... and NOT stop me so she could freshen up the Nani before I go downtown James Brown? WELL GO HEAD ASF MAMI I FUX WITCHOE 12 HOUR MARINADE I'M FROM CHICAGO WE LOVE AGING THINGS 60 DAY AGED BONE-IN RIBEYE YES PLEASE THAT MUSKY, MUSHROOMY EARTHY PERFUMEY FRAGRANCE GET MY HEART RACING I AIN'T MAD AT YO NASTY ASS MAMA LEMME TASTE THE RAINBOW U BOUT TO BRING THE ANIMAL OUT REAL TALK FarmFreshDryAgedOrWetAged ItsAllWondrousToMe LemmeTasteIt AllOfIt BlessUp πŸ€—πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Ladies I love y'all lemme tell u why. I get into yo bedroom. We get to kissing. Right when I'm about to yank ya lil panties off what do u...

foreplay: Tweet @kingkaramae My pitbull & my husky did this @DrSmashlove Say Bruh y'all ever see a pretty woman order food from a pretty cashier at Starbucks? This exchange encapsulates everything I love about women. Cashier: "Well HELLO πŸ˜‰. By the way I LOVE that dress ☺️." Customer: "Thanks - it has pockets 😍." Cashier: "I SEE THAT AND I'M CRAZY FOR IT πŸ˜€. What can I get started for you today? 😏" Customer: "I'll have a vanilla sweet cream cold brew with TWO extra shots please. Thank you DEAR 😘." Cashier: "ABSOLUTELY. Two extra shots huh? That kind of night?" Customer: "GIRL πŸ˜‚." See this bruh? See this? People wanna talk about "bromance" ... bromance ain't got SHIT on exchanges like this. These two ladies basically making love bruh! This level of flirtation should be illegal! Shit got my entire body tingly feeling some type of way! Got me picturing them playfully trying on new bra's that they just bought for each other. Customer: "How about this one? It's lacy πŸ™ƒ." Cashier: "THAT BRA IS FUCKING AMAZEBALLOONS LET ME TOUCH IT - HOLY SHIT - AND IT LOOKS COMFY TOO 😍." Customer: "HAHAHA OK BITCH LET'S MAKE THIS PIZZA ORDER." Women be friendly-flirting so hard bruh it's like the lead-in to a lesbian p0rn except they never pull gigantic dildos out to start ramming them into each other it's just permanent foreplay and I love it 😍. Thank you God for creating women as such lovely and delicate creatures whose interactions are so utterly delightful it's truly a magical thing bless up πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
foreplay: Tweet
 @kingkaramae
 My pitbull & my husky did this
 @DrSmashlove
Say Bruh y'all ever see a pretty woman order food from a pretty cashier at Starbucks? This exchange encapsulates everything I love about women. Cashier: "Well HELLO πŸ˜‰. By the way I LOVE that dress ☺️." Customer: "Thanks - it has pockets 😍." Cashier: "I SEE THAT AND I'M CRAZY FOR IT πŸ˜€. What can I get started for you today? 😏" Customer: "I'll have a vanilla sweet cream cold brew with TWO extra shots please. Thank you DEAR 😘." Cashier: "ABSOLUTELY. Two extra shots huh? That kind of night?" Customer: "GIRL πŸ˜‚." See this bruh? See this? People wanna talk about "bromance" ... bromance ain't got SHIT on exchanges like this. These two ladies basically making love bruh! This level of flirtation should be illegal! Shit got my entire body tingly feeling some type of way! Got me picturing them playfully trying on new bra's that they just bought for each other. Customer: "How about this one? It's lacy πŸ™ƒ." Cashier: "THAT BRA IS FUCKING AMAZEBALLOONS LET ME TOUCH IT - HOLY SHIT - AND IT LOOKS COMFY TOO 😍." Customer: "HAHAHA OK BITCH LET'S MAKE THIS PIZZA ORDER." Women be friendly-flirting so hard bruh it's like the lead-in to a lesbian p0rn except they never pull gigantic dildos out to start ramming them into each other it's just permanent foreplay and I love it 😍. Thank you God for creating women as such lovely and delicate creatures whose interactions are so utterly delightful it's truly a magical thing bless up πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Say Bruh y'all ever see a pretty woman order food from a pretty cashier at Starbucks? This exchange encapsulates everything I love about...

foreplay: Guy: *takes her to hammer town for 45 seconds Did you cum babe? Hello to the new followers, my name is Jimmy Von Trapp and I am a Men's Rights Activist. Make yourself comfortable, I serve tea and Twix on a Thursday so look out for that. As a yute, I was taught by the older dons to treat your woman like a jewel on the roads, and like fowl that needs tenderising and seasoning in the bedroom. Nobody taught me about this "lovemaking" shit. All slow and looking deep in eyes and all that. I grew up with John Witherspoon showing me about "BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG". Getting older I learnt though, one part was thanks to a woman that was older than me, she was like Yoda explaining how I should use the force. Another part was the "erotic" section on Pornhub. Bare soft music and foreplay was giving young Jim extra-curricular qualifications fi dem. With all that said though, as Imam @abubanter4 taught me, "a man cannot be judged on round one." Do you women know how much of an amazing thing it is for a man to buss his gun after a matter of minutes? Pumpum so sweet you have to tell her "don't touch me". Narns so good you gotta fuck up the pillow. Soon-soon so spectacular, you go sleep, wake up, and get confused on where you are. Through all this confusion, we still have the common decency to ask "did you cum", and you with your stern face wanna be angry at the world. "Get off me please." Now you wanna go in the bathroom and laugh at your phone. "Babe I was looking at this meme on @rowlito87's page." Yeah? Say wallah? So why is your WhatsApp open in your "Zante 2017 Hoez 🍹πŸ₯‚ πŸ’‹πŸ’„πŸ’…πŸΌπŸ‘" and the last message is Melissa saying "I told you looooool"? Dirty harlots of Mordor, we have feelings too you know. Now I gotta pick my balled-up boxers and get dressed in silence like some thot. We need to stop this brothers, tag a friend so they can tag a friend and spread awareness. Let's heal the world, one premature ejaculator at a time.
foreplay: Guy: *takes her to hammer town
 for 45 seconds
 Did you cum babe?
Hello to the new followers, my name is Jimmy Von Trapp and I am a Men's Rights Activist. Make yourself comfortable, I serve tea and Twix on a Thursday so look out for that. As a yute, I was taught by the older dons to treat your woman like a jewel on the roads, and like fowl that needs tenderising and seasoning in the bedroom. Nobody taught me about this "lovemaking" shit. All slow and looking deep in eyes and all that. I grew up with John Witherspoon showing me about "BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG". Getting older I learnt though, one part was thanks to a woman that was older than me, she was like Yoda explaining how I should use the force. Another part was the "erotic" section on Pornhub. Bare soft music and foreplay was giving young Jim extra-curricular qualifications fi dem. With all that said though, as Imam @abubanter4 taught me, "a man cannot be judged on round one." Do you women know how much of an amazing thing it is for a man to buss his gun after a matter of minutes? Pumpum so sweet you have to tell her "don't touch me". Narns so good you gotta fuck up the pillow. Soon-soon so spectacular, you go sleep, wake up, and get confused on where you are. Through all this confusion, we still have the common decency to ask "did you cum", and you with your stern face wanna be angry at the world. "Get off me please." Now you wanna go in the bathroom and laugh at your phone. "Babe I was looking at this meme on @rowlito87's page." Yeah? Say wallah? So why is your WhatsApp open in your "Zante 2017 Hoez 🍹πŸ₯‚ πŸ’‹πŸ’„πŸ’…πŸΌπŸ‘" and the last message is Melissa saying "I told you looooool"? Dirty harlots of Mordor, we have feelings too you know. Now I gotta pick my balled-up boxers and get dressed in silence like some thot. We need to stop this brothers, tag a friend so they can tag a friend and spread awareness. Let's heal the world, one premature ejaculator at a time.

Hello to the new followers, my name is Jimmy Von Trapp and I am a Men's Rights Activist. Make yourself comfortable, I serve tea and Twix...