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Baked, Club, and Fast Food: Secret Confessions of the Working Class OTARGET I don't know how true it is for the other stores but at my Target the door alarm is always going off for various reasons (most of the time when we are pushing carts in), and we've come to ignore it and dont even look if it goes off BED BATH& BEYOND Bed Bath and Beyond accepts expired coupons don't throw them away. They also accept competitor coupons for specific items. And you can return ANYTHING without a receipt even if you did not buy it from a BBEB. (You'll only get a store credit.) DS If you ship something that has to be delivered at a certain time of day (for instance, next day air usually needs to be there by 10:30) check the delivery time. If it gets delivered 10 minutes late or later, you get your money back. So a 10:45 delivery is considered refundable Abercrombie & Fitch While some Abercrombie locations are equipped with spritzers of Fierce (the brand's signature cologne) built into the walls, many locations aren't, and the employees are required to walk around at hour intervals and liberally spray every product and surface with the stuff. I happened to be in a location that got the best of both worlds, as we bath had the spritzers and were encouraged to go on spray-runs throughout the day, lest everyone's nostrils not be assaulted with the odor within a five-store radius. I worked for the Ritz Carlton for a few years. In my orientation, the HR rep told everyone that each employee has a special allowance of $1,500 to make sure they can help the guests feel like their stay would be memorable. There was a story about a guest who last his Rolex and asked the front desk if they had seen it or one of the maids took it and complained a lot. When the guest finally left, the guy from the front desk went out and purchased the guest a new Rolex and was reimbursed fully by the Ritz. The guest was extra happy and is now returning to the same property every year You don't need to have a Sam's Club membership to buy the liquor. Just tell the door person you are there to buy booze and they won't need to see your membership card. You can also grab a few of the free food samples as you walk through the store if your conscience allows it. FedEx The people who actually handle your packages are more or less slave laborers. NO ONE cares if you packages says fragile or has special instructions. Most of the time the workers hate their jobs so much they throw your box on purpose or stomp on it to make it fit in the trailer. UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE As a mail carrier for USPS, I know that all of the clerks and carriers in my office handle packages marked as fragile very carefully because we are so concerned about keeping customers. Plus they pay us well enough that we actually do care about our jobs and tanera Everything at Panera Bread is microwaved. All soups and pastas come in frozen bags reheated for the customer. Pastries and breads come in "half-baked, bakers just slap on some frosting/fruit, and heat it up. It's all fast-food quality food, but with a good ear ee World Overnight cast member here. Please leave your cremated loved ones at home. Stop dumping them in Haunted Mansion. They just get vacuumed up and disposed of <p>Some Confessions Of The Working Class.</p>
Baked, Club, and Fast Food: Secret Confessions of the
 Working Class
 OTARGET
 I don't know how true it is for the
 other stores but at my Target the
 door alarm is always going off for
 various reasons (most of the time
 when we are pushing carts in), and
 we've come to ignore it and dont
 even look if it goes off
 BED BATH&
 BEYOND
 Bed Bath and Beyond accepts expired
 coupons don't throw them away. They
 also accept competitor coupons for
 specific items. And you can return
 ANYTHING without a receipt even if you
 did not buy it from a BBEB. (You'll only
 get a store credit.)
 DS
 If you ship something that has to be
 delivered at a certain time of day (for
 instance, next day air usually needs to
 be there by 10:30) check the delivery
 time. If it gets delivered 10 minutes
 late or later, you get your money
 back. So a 10:45 delivery is
 considered refundable
 Abercrombie
 & Fitch
 While some Abercrombie locations are equipped with
 spritzers of Fierce (the brand's signature cologne)
 built into the walls, many locations aren't, and the
 employees are required to walk around at hour
 intervals and liberally spray every
 product and
 surface with the stuff. I happened to be in a location
 that got the best of both worlds, as we bath had the
 spritzers and were encouraged to go on spray-runs
 throughout the day, lest everyone's nostrils not be
 assaulted with the odor within a five-store radius.
 I worked for the Ritz Carlton for a few years. In my
 orientation, the HR rep told everyone that each
 employee has a special allowance of $1,500 to make
 sure they can help the guests feel like their stay
 would be memorable. There was a story about a guest
 who last his Rolex and asked the front desk if they
 had seen it or one of the maids took it and
 complained a lot. When the guest finally left, the guy
 from the front desk went out and purchased the guest
 a new Rolex and was reimbursed fully by the Ritz. The
 guest was extra happy and is now returning to the
 same property every year
 You don't need to have a Sam's Club
 membership to buy the liquor. Just tell the
 door person you are there to buy booze and
 they won't need to see your membership
 card. You can also grab a few of the free
 food samples as you walk through the store
 if your conscience allows it.
 FedEx
 The people who actually handle your packages are
 more or less slave laborers. NO ONE cares if you
 packages says fragile or has special instructions.
 Most of the time the workers hate their jobs so
 much they throw your box on purpose or stomp on
 it to make it fit in the trailer.
 UNITED STATES
 POSTAL SERVICE
 As a mail carrier for USPS, I know that all of
 the clerks and carriers in my office handle
 packages marked as fragile very carefully
 because we are so concerned about keeping
 customers. Plus they pay us well enough
 that we actually do care about our jobs and
 tanera
 Everything at Panera Bread is microwaved. All
 soups and pastas come in frozen bags
 reheated for the customer. Pastries and
 breads come in "half-baked, bakers just slap
 on some frosting/fruit, and heat it up. It's all
 fast-food quality food, but with a good
 ear ee World
 Overnight cast member here. Please
 leave your cremated loved ones at
 home. Stop dumping them in Haunted
 Mansion. They just get vacuumed up
 and disposed of
<p>Some Confessions Of The Working Class.</p>

Some Confessions Of The Working Class.

Bless Up, Massage, and Memes: half pitbull half golden retriever @Drsmashlove It's always nice to check into a hotel and find out u forgot your toothbrush and the front desk dude gotchu on the hook-up. With that said I once crashed at a girl crib and woke up with nothing but a wallet and a phone and low and behold she had a new toothbrush waiting for me by the sink. Just like needles, I don't allow a toothbrush in my body unless I see it bust out the wrapper (u people who will grab any toothbrush u see and just Colgate away like it's nothing are absolute savages - I swear it's humans out here who was raised by wolves and then released into humanity to blend with normal humans - and don't give me the "we just exchanged bodily fluids" argument, bc it's a difference - I laid pipe - I didn't aggressively scratch your gums until then bled and then suck on them like some type of hood vampire lmao). Anyway ladies it ain't gotta be a Reach brand $6.99 joint with the curvy head and the gum massaging rubber extenditures - any extremely cheap one will do but if I can leave yo crib and walk straight into a meeting with my balls empty and my breath minty imma love u forever. U going in the will: "Janet with the incredible Sloppius Toppius who bequeathed a toothbrush upon me: $5,000". Go head girl u deserve it. I appreciate u 😍. Now just to be clear, I always got a toothbrush on me πŸ˜‚. So this shit ain't a necessity. I'm just saying it was a nice touch. Oh - bonus. It ain't nothing like eating Punani after brushing your teeth. It's like a palette cleanse. Like u at Sephora and u in between smelling colognes, and the pretty, slightly overweight Latina girl with the impeccable eyebrows and beautiful eyes (I see you Rosalina come holla at me Ma - witchoe fine ass 😍) hand u the lil cup of coffee beans like "here go some coffee beans to cleanse your nostrils." The toothbrush scrubs the impurities and then I get to taste the rare and exotic overnight Punani flavor notes. The honey notes, the mango notes - the pleasant mouthfeel (if you will) of a marinated Punani. But u gotta brush first. U feel me? Key takeaways: (1) have toothbrushes for overnight guests, and (2) scrub yo Stanky ass mouf before u devour the Punani. Bless up! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Bless Up, Massage, and Memes: half pitbull half golden retriever
 @Drsmashlove
It's always nice to check into a hotel and find out u forgot your toothbrush and the front desk dude gotchu on the hook-up. With that said I once crashed at a girl crib and woke up with nothing but a wallet and a phone and low and behold she had a new toothbrush waiting for me by the sink. Just like needles, I don't allow a toothbrush in my body unless I see it bust out the wrapper (u people who will grab any toothbrush u see and just Colgate away like it's nothing are absolute savages - I swear it's humans out here who was raised by wolves and then released into humanity to blend with normal humans - and don't give me the "we just exchanged bodily fluids" argument, bc it's a difference - I laid pipe - I didn't aggressively scratch your gums until then bled and then suck on them like some type of hood vampire lmao). Anyway ladies it ain't gotta be a Reach brand $6.99 joint with the curvy head and the gum massaging rubber extenditures - any extremely cheap one will do but if I can leave yo crib and walk straight into a meeting with my balls empty and my breath minty imma love u forever. U going in the will: "Janet with the incredible Sloppius Toppius who bequeathed a toothbrush upon me: $5,000". Go head girl u deserve it. I appreciate u 😍. Now just to be clear, I always got a toothbrush on me πŸ˜‚. So this shit ain't a necessity. I'm just saying it was a nice touch. Oh - bonus. It ain't nothing like eating Punani after brushing your teeth. It's like a palette cleanse. Like u at Sephora and u in between smelling colognes, and the pretty, slightly overweight Latina girl with the impeccable eyebrows and beautiful eyes (I see you Rosalina come holla at me Ma - witchoe fine ass 😍) hand u the lil cup of coffee beans like "here go some coffee beans to cleanse your nostrils." The toothbrush scrubs the impurities and then I get to taste the rare and exotic overnight Punani flavor notes. The honey notes, the mango notes - the pleasant mouthfeel (if you will) of a marinated Punani. But u gotta brush first. U feel me? Key takeaways: (1) have toothbrushes for overnight guests, and (2) scrub yo Stanky ass mouf before u devour the Punani. Bless up! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

It's always nice to check into a hotel and find out u forgot your toothbrush and the front desk dude gotchu on the hook-up. With that said I...