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Bitch, Cars, and Dogs: NEWS Find local news Home UK Word Briness Polics Toch Scienco Health Education Ertetanmont&Arts video&Audio Moro England Regan JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS HAPPENING 12 minutes ago England Top Stories 1. 2. 3. 4. All the pigoons are on fire Local idiot tries to fry an egg on the pavement. Dies Why do people keop taking their shirts off A99 with a flake now costs two months rent in London thanks to Osborne 5. Prince Phillip to bo sold for leather Wind to be imported from France 6. Features Dogs die in hot cars Nigella gives us her best recipes for the perfectly cooked Dalmatian Everything is just bloody awful All water has evaporated. Taps just produce steam . This may be the end This country can't even handle a slight breeze without collapsing what the holl are wo supposed to do here? How can we blame Europe? . Wasps can shit off -Fruity cider levels are so low the middle class may become extinct in 3 days. How to survive Brain Freeze. Bear Grylis eats a solero in one bite to show us how to deal with the worst pain a Brit can feel. Gylis oats a days Shorts and how your legs look awtul Shorts and how your legs look awful ok so like i went through that corny john green book phase a few years ago right and that was really the last time i read a book. and it's 2 am and thinking about it i haven't read a book in THREE years until tonight. THREE FUCKING YEARS. and tonight i read my summer reading book, begrudgingly, because when you're being forced to read, it takes all the fun out of it (especially that bullshit from hundreds of years ago. you keep saying shakesphere would be turning in his grave if he knew his plays were being read, not performed like BITCH HE IS TURNING IN HIS GRAVE STFU) anyways tangent. reading is actually really fun when you get the right book and i honestly forget what the point of this was. maybe it was rediscovering how reading really transcends you or maybe i was tryna show that hatred for the school system shoving unnecessary literature down our throats and making us think that we hate reading because of it *insert that weird hands up indirect emoticon thing* —sara
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 England Regan
 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS
 HAPPENING
 12 minutes ago England
 Top Stories
 1.
 2.
 3.
 4.
 All the pigoons are on fire
 Local idiot tries to fry an egg on
 the pavement. Dies
 Why do people keop taking
 their shirts off
 A99 with a flake now costs
 two months rent in London
 thanks to Osborne
 5. Prince Phillip to bo sold for
 leather
 Wind to be imported from
 France
 6.
 Features
 Dogs die in hot cars Nigella gives us
 her best recipes for the perfectly
 cooked Dalmatian
 Everything is just bloody awful
 All water has evaporated. Taps just produce steam
 . This may be the end
 This country can't even handle a slight breeze without collapsing what the
 holl are wo supposed to do here?
 How can we blame Europe?
 . Wasps can shit off
 -Fruity cider levels are so low the middle class may become extinct in 3 days.
 How to survive Brain Freeze. Bear
 Grylis eats a solero in one bite to
 show us how to deal with the worst
 pain a Brit can feel.
 Gylis oats a
 days
 Shorts and how your legs look awtul
 Shorts and how your legs look awful
ok so like i went through that corny john green book phase a few years ago right and that was really the last time i read a book. and it's 2 am and thinking about it i haven't read a book in THREE years until tonight. THREE FUCKING YEARS. and tonight i read my summer reading book, begrudgingly, because when you're being forced to read, it takes all the fun out of it (especially that bullshit from hundreds of years ago. you keep saying shakesphere would be turning in his grave if he knew his plays were being read, not performed like BITCH HE IS TURNING IN HIS GRAVE STFU) anyways tangent. reading is actually really fun when you get the right book and i honestly forget what the point of this was. maybe it was rediscovering how reading really transcends you or maybe i was tryna show that hatred for the school system shoving unnecessary literature down our throats and making us think that we hate reading because of it *insert that weird hands up indirect emoticon thing* —sara

ok so like i went through that corny john green book phase a few years ago right and that was really the last time i read a book. and it's 2...