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Chill, College, and Creepy: u/a_slinky ld imgur This is Iggy. He is everything that is good in this world @DrSmashlove LET’S KEEP IT 600 HAVE YALL EVER MET SOMEONE NAMED STEPHANIE AT A WORK FUNCTION AND THEN U GOOGLE STEPHANIE AND U ELEVENTEEN PAGES DEEP ON STEPHANIE’s GOOGLE RESULTS AND U GET TO STEPHANIE’s WEBSITE ON β€œtheknot” AND U JUST LIKE β€œwow they posed in front of the Bucks stadium wearing matching Bucks jerseys LMAO” AND U LOOKING THRU THE GROOMSMEN FOR ROGER, THE GROOM, AND U SCROLLING THRU β€œTodd: Frat Brother”, β€œJeff: The Troublemaker (Editor’s Note: Jeff is always overweight with a baby face and is wearing a bow tie lmao)”, and u get to β€œKelly, the Groomswoman” AND U JUST LIKE β€œwow I wonder if Stephanie low key hates Kelly and wonders if once, just once, Kelly got extra drunky at college at smashed Roger but they never smashed again but Roger still low key loves her and thinks about her lol wow that’s wild Kelly u wild, started at a bar crawl now u here LMAO LMAO” SO U GOOGLE β€œKelly Patterson” AND FIND OUT THAT SHE ACTUALLY HAS A BOYFRIEND NAMED RICK AND U WONDER IF THE BOYFRIEND IS A LITTLE TIGHT THAT MAYBE KELLY SMASHED ROGER TOO AND THEN IT DAWNS ON U. IT DAWNS ON U, BRUV. RIGHT THEN AND THERE. U HAVE GOOGLE STALKED THIS WEB OF FRIENDS INTO THE Nth MOTHERFVCKING DIMENSION BRUV. IT’S NOWHERE TO TAKE IT NOW. WHAT’S THE LIMIT? HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? AND THEN U FEEL LOW KEY SAD AND IT DAWNS ON U THAT U NEED TO GET RIGHT WITH GOD BUT U DECIDE TO SEE WHO KELLY IS FOLLOWING AND LOW AND BEHOLD SHE FOLLOWS SMASH (and u wondering: do she follow for the pups? The captions? Both? 😜) SO REALLY U AIN’T STALKING AT ALL U JUST GAZING DOWN AT YO FOLLOWERS FROM UP HIGH ON YO LONELY INSTAGRAM PERCH AND NOW INSTEAD OF FEELING CREEPY U CONSIDERING DM’ing HER LIKE β€œaye so did u smash Roger? 😏Lmao πŸ€“β€ BUT THEN U REMIND YOURSELF TO CHILL HAPPY FRIDAY πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Chill, College, and Creepy: u/a_slinky ld imgur
 This is Iggy. He is everything that is good in
 this world
 @DrSmashlove
LET’S KEEP IT 600 HAVE YALL EVER MET SOMEONE NAMED STEPHANIE AT A WORK FUNCTION AND THEN U GOOGLE STEPHANIE AND U ELEVENTEEN PAGES DEEP ON STEPHANIE’s GOOGLE RESULTS AND U GET TO STEPHANIE’s WEBSITE ON β€œtheknot” AND U JUST LIKE β€œwow they posed in front of the Bucks stadium wearing matching Bucks jerseys LMAO” AND U LOOKING THRU THE GROOMSMEN FOR ROGER, THE GROOM, AND U SCROLLING THRU β€œTodd: Frat Brother”, β€œJeff: The Troublemaker (Editor’s Note: Jeff is always overweight with a baby face and is wearing a bow tie lmao)”, and u get to β€œKelly, the Groomswoman” AND U JUST LIKE β€œwow I wonder if Stephanie low key hates Kelly and wonders if once, just once, Kelly got extra drunky at college at smashed Roger but they never smashed again but Roger still low key loves her and thinks about her lol wow that’s wild Kelly u wild, started at a bar crawl now u here LMAO LMAO” SO U GOOGLE β€œKelly Patterson” AND FIND OUT THAT SHE ACTUALLY HAS A BOYFRIEND NAMED RICK AND U WONDER IF THE BOYFRIEND IS A LITTLE TIGHT THAT MAYBE KELLY SMASHED ROGER TOO AND THEN IT DAWNS ON U. IT DAWNS ON U, BRUV. RIGHT THEN AND THERE. U HAVE GOOGLE STALKED THIS WEB OF FRIENDS INTO THE Nth MOTHERFVCKING DIMENSION BRUV. IT’S NOWHERE TO TAKE IT NOW. WHAT’S THE LIMIT? HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? AND THEN U FEEL LOW KEY SAD AND IT DAWNS ON U THAT U NEED TO GET RIGHT WITH GOD BUT U DECIDE TO SEE WHO KELLY IS FOLLOWING AND LOW AND BEHOLD SHE FOLLOWS SMASH (and u wondering: do she follow for the pups? The captions? Both? 😜) SO REALLY U AIN’T STALKING AT ALL U JUST GAZING DOWN AT YO FOLLOWERS FROM UP HIGH ON YO LONELY INSTAGRAM PERCH AND NOW INSTEAD OF FEELING CREEPY U CONSIDERING DM’ing HER LIKE β€œaye so did u smash Roger? 😏Lmao πŸ€“β€ BUT THEN U REMIND YOURSELF TO CHILL HAPPY FRIDAY πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

LET’S KEEP IT 600 HAVE YALL EVER MET SOMEONE NAMED STEPHANIE AT A WORK FUNCTION AND THEN U GOOGLE STEPHANIE AND U ELEVENTEEN PAGES DEEP ON S...

Love, Memes, and Party: *claps* "You're a jerk (x5)" 2009 niggas: @rapper2k Jerk I'm so cocky with it got my iced out clubs like rocky hit Got your girl on my swag she lovin' them jerkin songs Like the new ipod just touch it and turn her on And when the bass start beatin' and the waist I'm beatin' Done I got on my way I'm leavin' she like where your goin' I ain't got my shoes and purse I said it's none of your concern and she yelled (your a jerk!) So I walked out the door, called Ben J. told him it's a function he said I'm on my way We pulled up to the party ices on my shirt and got geeked up everybody jerkin We was jerkin to the right jerkin to the left Then she popped out of nowhere she was still half dressed She like fareal jerk you love it but it's sumthin The whole party heard her but all I could hear was Wah wah wah wah (your a jerk) Why you trippin I ain't even do nothin(your a jerk) I'm a jerk you ain't neva lie But aye do me a favor call me jerk one more time(your a jerk!) I know Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Jerk jerk jerk (jerkin) Everything quiet and the bass real hard And I stay geeked up never been a retard got a new boy swagg And this here for ya'll so we gotta keep it separate like the jim crowe laws I'm a beast I'm a gang and I guess I'm a jerk and I go thru big rounds Cause ya boy here a flirt man you call me a bottle with your lil jerk lines Then you say you brought it up but the jerk is mine You squeezin I'm squeezin but yo shit is wack Why you comin to the front you can push that back got ya girl on the side She talkin sum lil stuff while she textin on the phone Ben J. hit it rough So I did it was good and I quickly got dressed she was like where you goin There's another girl naked she screamed out loud Ben J.(your jerk!) And I had nothing to say but sorry that it hurts Wah wah wah wah (your a jerk) Why you trippin I ain't even do nothin' (your a jerk) I'm a jerk you ain't neva lie But aye do me a favor call me jerk one more time(your a jerk!) I know Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know
Love, Memes, and Party: *claps*
 "You're a jerk (x5)"
 2009 niggas:
 @rapper2k
Jerk I'm so cocky with it got my iced out clubs like rocky hit Got your girl on my swag she lovin' them jerkin songs Like the new ipod just touch it and turn her on And when the bass start beatin' and the waist I'm beatin' Done I got on my way I'm leavin' she like where your goin' I ain't got my shoes and purse I said it's none of your concern and she yelled (your a jerk!) So I walked out the door, called Ben J. told him it's a function he said I'm on my way We pulled up to the party ices on my shirt and got geeked up everybody jerkin We was jerkin to the right jerkin to the left Then she popped out of nowhere she was still half dressed She like fareal jerk you love it but it's sumthin The whole party heard her but all I could hear was Wah wah wah wah (your a jerk) Why you trippin I ain't even do nothin(your a jerk) I'm a jerk you ain't neva lie But aye do me a favor call me jerk one more time(your a jerk!) I know Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Jerk jerk jerk (jerkin) Everything quiet and the bass real hard And I stay geeked up never been a retard got a new boy swagg And this here for ya'll so we gotta keep it separate like the jim crowe laws I'm a beast I'm a gang and I guess I'm a jerk and I go thru big rounds Cause ya boy here a flirt man you call me a bottle with your lil jerk lines Then you say you brought it up but the jerk is mine You squeezin I'm squeezin but yo shit is wack Why you comin to the front you can push that back got ya girl on the side She talkin sum lil stuff while she textin on the phone Ben J. hit it rough So I did it was good and I quickly got dressed she was like where you goin There's another girl naked she screamed out loud Ben J.(your jerk!) And I had nothing to say but sorry that it hurts Wah wah wah wah (your a jerk) Why you trippin I ain't even do nothin' (your a jerk) I'm a jerk you ain't neva lie But aye do me a favor call me jerk one more time(your a jerk!) I know Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know

Jerk I'm so cocky with it got my iced out clubs like rocky hit Got your girl on my swag she lovin' them jerkin songs Like the new ipod just ...

Af, Ass, and Bruh: Niggas on Neptune when they homie get clapped by a flying diamond @typicalterome BRUHHHHH LEMME TELL YALL WHAT HAPPENED TODAY πŸ’€ ight so a nigga had to get to work early because of a complicated ass reason. Anyway I pull up to the function and the first bullshit thing I see is the door. THE FUCKING DOOR HANDLE TO THE CFA GOT BOONK GANGED πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜­πŸ˜­ Deadass I can’t lie, I asked my manager and they said it was taken πŸ’€ bruh I don’t live in chiraq, this shit shouldn’t be happening. Anyway I’m sitting there with my coworkers cause it’s 4:00 and we all clock in at 5 right. All of a sudden I notice my first period teacher walk into the building. So me and my other coworker duck because that’s her teacher too and we wasn’t tryna get caught lacking. Ima just call her Alexis. BUT THE WALKING DILDO NAMED JEREMIAH HAD TO RUIN IT. He gets my teachers attention and the NIGGA NOTICES US 😭 So the teacher walks over with his daughter that he’s always talking about in class and smiles at me and Alexis. β€œHey *insert my last name*” This nigga only calls you by yo last bruh and it’s dumb af πŸ’€ We shake hands and shit and then he introduces his daughter. β€œThis is Leah. Hey Leah, this is the guy who I always talk about at home.” Then the nigga smiles at me. MY NIGGA WHY YOU TALKING ABOUT ME AT HOME 😭😭😭😭 fuckwrongwiteem. So now I’m all confused and shit and then Jeremiah nods his head at Leah and mouths the word β€œforehead” πŸ’€ bruh ngl her forehead was on some Yo Gotti type shit 😭😭 then this nigga Jeremiah has the AUDACITY to say: β€œMy head hurt.” 😭😭😭😭 IM WHEEZINGGGGGG AT THIS POINT AND MY teacher gets all confused and shit. β€œYou good?” β€œYeah, just a lot on my mind right now.” BOIIII ME AND JEREMIAH ARE CRYINGGGGGGGG and my teacher still confused. Meanwhile his daughter standing there all awkward and shit. Anyway they say goodbye and leave after that. After they’re gone, we was still cracking jokes. β€œBruh her forehead was longer than my shift.” β€œCould see yo reflection on that shit.” β€œShe looked like Sheen off that one episode of Jimmy Neutron.” I WAS GONEEEEEEE. Anyway it was 5 now and by then we was still crying. So I was at the register just crying and the customer comes up to me and says, β€œYou alright?” β€œYeah, just a lot on my mind right now.”
Af, Ass, and Bruh: Niggas on Neptune when they homie get
 clapped by a flying diamond
 @typicalterome
BRUHHHHH LEMME TELL YALL WHAT HAPPENED TODAY πŸ’€ ight so a nigga had to get to work early because of a complicated ass reason. Anyway I pull up to the function and the first bullshit thing I see is the door. THE FUCKING DOOR HANDLE TO THE CFA GOT BOONK GANGED πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜­πŸ˜­ Deadass I can’t lie, I asked my manager and they said it was taken πŸ’€ bruh I don’t live in chiraq, this shit shouldn’t be happening. Anyway I’m sitting there with my coworkers cause it’s 4:00 and we all clock in at 5 right. All of a sudden I notice my first period teacher walk into the building. So me and my other coworker duck because that’s her teacher too and we wasn’t tryna get caught lacking. Ima just call her Alexis. BUT THE WALKING DILDO NAMED JEREMIAH HAD TO RUIN IT. He gets my teachers attention and the NIGGA NOTICES US 😭 So the teacher walks over with his daughter that he’s always talking about in class and smiles at me and Alexis. β€œHey *insert my last name*” This nigga only calls you by yo last bruh and it’s dumb af πŸ’€ We shake hands and shit and then he introduces his daughter. β€œThis is Leah. Hey Leah, this is the guy who I always talk about at home.” Then the nigga smiles at me. MY NIGGA WHY YOU TALKING ABOUT ME AT HOME 😭😭😭😭 fuckwrongwiteem. So now I’m all confused and shit and then Jeremiah nods his head at Leah and mouths the word β€œforehead” πŸ’€ bruh ngl her forehead was on some Yo Gotti type shit 😭😭 then this nigga Jeremiah has the AUDACITY to say: β€œMy head hurt.” 😭😭😭😭 IM WHEEZINGGGGGG AT THIS POINT AND MY teacher gets all confused and shit. β€œYou good?” β€œYeah, just a lot on my mind right now.” BOIIII ME AND JEREMIAH ARE CRYINGGGGGGGG and my teacher still confused. Meanwhile his daughter standing there all awkward and shit. Anyway they say goodbye and leave after that. After they’re gone, we was still cracking jokes. β€œBruh her forehead was longer than my shift.” β€œCould see yo reflection on that shit.” β€œShe looked like Sheen off that one episode of Jimmy Neutron.” I WAS GONEEEEEEE. Anyway it was 5 now and by then we was still crying. So I was at the register just crying and the customer comes up to me and says, β€œYou alright?” β€œYeah, just a lot on my mind right now.”

BRUHHHHH LEMME TELL YALL WHAT HAPPENED TODAY πŸ’€ ight so a nigga had to get to work early because of a complicated ass reason. Anyway I pull u...

Africa, Beautiful, and God: I AM Africa BO Sensual Beautiful Radiant Elegant Fierce Unique Sensational Natural Fabulous Proud Outrageous Breathtaking Bold Woman Fearless Virtuousong Resilient Wise Independent ovel CompassionatΓ© Daring Wise Loud Grounded Couragcous Virtuous Fearless Natural Joyful Kinu Playful Hypnotic Captivating Daring Bold Elegant Brilliant Unique Wisdom Soulful Proud Talented When I look at you I see magic. All the hopes and dreams of purposeful creation. The only matter that matters to me, carrying souls from the spiritual world to here and on to their next destination. The world seeks to destroy you, if they can't hold you without force the want to control you. All men came from you and love you so much, they spend the rest of their lives trying to get back inside of you. Not knowing that you live in them, hating you, they are hating themselves as all men are half woman. Our scrotums were formed from labia and our testes were ovaries. We have nipples because we all started out as women. So men are scared of you. Especially those men with the least melanin. Many of them raped you for hundreds of years, all the while they had wives lacking melanin, but they would still rape you because they wanted to dominate the creation of life itself. No more, your Kings are waking up and we will literally die to defend you. All who will not die for you, are not kings but fallen men who you don't need or want, because until they realise that we can't rise without you, we are useless. In ancient Africa we called god Mother-Father God because intelligent Africans couldn't conceive of a man being balanced on his own. Now you have these foolish men talking about Father, Son and Ghost. They killed you, yet they expect to live a normal life when they removed a part of themselves from their belief systems. History never herstory Men and our egos, when will we find balance. I have spent more time with and talking to women than I have men, because I realised that men are pretty mad until they unlearn sexism. This is why I am wise. The cognitive dissonance in most men is huge and people don't function well with this level of dissonance that they are invested in. It's pathetic the rhetoric that we are told (by men) is the "true way". There is no truth without you. All envy and are scared of you. Because they are living a lie and yet you have always been the truth... chakabars
Africa, Beautiful, and God: I AM
 Africa BO
 Sensual Beautiful Radiant Elegant
 Fierce Unique
 Sensational
 Natural
 Fabulous Proud
 Outrageous
 Breathtaking
 Bold
 Woman
 Fearless
 Virtuousong
 Resilient
 Wise
 Independent
 ovel
 CompassionatΓ©
 Daring
 Wise
 Loud Grounded
 Couragcous
 Virtuous
 Fearless
 Natural
 Joyful
 Kinu
 Playful
 Hypnotic
 Captivating
 Daring
 Bold
 Elegant
 Brilliant
 Unique
 Wisdom
 Soulful
 Proud
 Talented
When I look at you I see magic. All the hopes and dreams of purposeful creation. The only matter that matters to me, carrying souls from the spiritual world to here and on to their next destination. The world seeks to destroy you, if they can't hold you without force the want to control you. All men came from you and love you so much, they spend the rest of their lives trying to get back inside of you. Not knowing that you live in them, hating you, they are hating themselves as all men are half woman. Our scrotums were formed from labia and our testes were ovaries. We have nipples because we all started out as women. So men are scared of you. Especially those men with the least melanin. Many of them raped you for hundreds of years, all the while they had wives lacking melanin, but they would still rape you because they wanted to dominate the creation of life itself. No more, your Kings are waking up and we will literally die to defend you. All who will not die for you, are not kings but fallen men who you don't need or want, because until they realise that we can't rise without you, we are useless. In ancient Africa we called god Mother-Father God because intelligent Africans couldn't conceive of a man being balanced on his own. Now you have these foolish men talking about Father, Son and Ghost. They killed you, yet they expect to live a normal life when they removed a part of themselves from their belief systems. History never herstory Men and our egos, when will we find balance. I have spent more time with and talking to women than I have men, because I realised that men are pretty mad until they unlearn sexism. This is why I am wise. The cognitive dissonance in most men is huge and people don't function well with this level of dissonance that they are invested in. It's pathetic the rhetoric that we are told (by men) is the "true way". There is no truth without you. All envy and are scared of you. Because they are living a lie and yet you have always been the truth... chakabars

When I look at you I see magic. All the hopes and dreams of purposeful creation. The only matter that matters to me, carrying souls from the...