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    America, Bitch, and Google: him: say it again baby
 her: our generation destroyed the
 world and left millenials to pick up
 the pieces
 him: now bust that pussy open
Yo why do old people blame everything wrong with the world on us?? Like g a year ago I had to raise my hand just to go the bathroom and now I got 20K in Student Loan debt. I had to sacrifice my brazzer subscription just to afford that bitch. I miss you, Premium Quality Lisa Ann ❤️. Then they wanna talk about how we're destroying the environment but those fuckers the one who own timeshares, housing properties and apartment housings. I just don't get it b I don't even own my own toothbrush I gotta share with my lil brother 😪. If my grandma comes at me one more time about "you kids ruining America" Ima have to send her to a nursing home and just leave her there since she wanna hang out with her baby boomer generation so much. This isn't relevant but the baby boomers the most sexually active generation I ever seen. They got organized orgies and mud pits for gang bangs. Google that shit. You'll see an unlimited amount of saggy titties and limp dick. Back to the point I just don't wanna hear it no more cause a nigga got his own struggles. We should be focusing on real problems like how Netflix is getting rid of Futurama. All I gotta say is as soon as we land on Mars and start up the Martian porno business I'm gone ✌️
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                America, Bitch, and Google: him: say it again baby
 her: our generation destroyed the
 world and left millenials to pick up
 the pieces
 him: now bust that pussy open
Yo why do old people blame everything wrong with the world on us?? Like g a year ago I had to raise my hand just to go the bathroom and now I got 20K in Student Loan debt. I had to sacrifice my brazzer subscription just to afford that bitch. I miss you, Premium Quality Lisa Ann ❤️. Then they wanna talk about how we're destroying the environment but those fuckers the one who own timeshares, housing properties and apartment housings. I just don't get it b I don't even own my own toothbrush I gotta share with my lil brother 😪. If my grandma comes at me one more time about "you kids ruining America" Ima have to send her to a nursing home and just leave her there since she wanna hang out with her baby boomer generation so much. This isn't relevant but the baby boomers the most sexually active generation I ever seen. They got organized orgies and mud pits for gang bangs. Google that shit. You'll see an unlimited amount of saggy titties and limp dick. Back to the point I just don't wanna hear it no more cause a nigga got his own struggles. We should be focusing on real problems like how Netflix is getting rid of Futurama. All I gotta say is as soon as we land on Mars and start up the Martian porno business I'm gone ✌️
                
            

            
            
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    Amy Schumer, Baby, It's Cold Outside, and Beard: Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)22:37:55 No. 678083469 2 678083628 22678083687 2>678083751 2 678083833 32678084058 2 678084074
 File: Screen Shot 2016-04-07 at
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 678083029
 2nd story
 >Be me, around new years 2015
 >homefortheholidays.jpg
 >start patrolling tinder for some poon
 om get a hit
 cool, we talk for a bit
 >chick seems little overweight but kinda cute
 start texting
 on my way to family's house after seeing some old friends and she hits me up
 >I ask what she's doing tonight and she sends me a pic of her long naked legs inviting me to come over
 >imfuckingin jpg
 pic also directly related
 keep going

 Anonymous 04/06/16(Wed)22:42:23 No. 678084058 2 6780842022 6Z8084230 678084374 22678084884
 File: Screen Shot 2016-04-07 at
 png (464 KB, 890x1286)
 678083469
 >get the address and head over to her place
 start heading into the sticks
 >drive down this country fuckin road and come upon her house
 >all the lights are off
 >lmgonnagetrobbed.jpg
 >text her I think im at the right place
 >tells me
 to come up to the door
 >she's waiting in the doorway for me
 >the fat tax has been paid, she's bigger than her pics
 pic again directly related
 moar?

 Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)22:48:19 No. 678084884 2e678085048 ee6780850542-878085067 2e678085123 ee6780853192e6z8085333 ee67808s4312e678085zos
 678084058
 >we go into a bedroom which is obviously not the master bedroom
 why are there two fucking beds?!?
 >this bitch is 23 and shares a room with her brother in her parents house
 is her brother breaking into my car right now?
 >she says he went to the store for some wine
 >mustbegay.jpg
 >we talk for a minute and he gets back
 >62 gay guy with a beard in a cabbie hat carrying two bottles of wine and a block of pepperjack cheese
 yep, he's gay
 also... wat
 >I came here to get laid, what the fuck is going on?
 they have a tv in the corner hooked up to a laptop
 >hang out as these heathens drink wine from the bottle and chomp on a block of pepperjack like niggers on a watermelon
 having to type. bump to keep it goin

 U Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)22:54:32 No. 678085705 2 678085901 2>6780859522>678086009 2 678086053
 678084884
 >we watch some futurama and then some amy schumer
 >l despise amy schumer but they know every line to every episode
 >fucking fags and bitches love her
 this shit is like a backwoods version of the twilight zone
 inside I'm crying
 >I've gotten myself in an awful situation and have nobody to blame but myself and my dick
 >l keep thinking about how they're gonna find my body
 >fuckmylife.jpg
 about 3:00 in the morning, time to go
 call it a loss and start heading to the door
 chick says she wants some hookup action
 where? In front of your fag brother?
 >she wants to do it in the living room
 >dryspell jpg
 >I say ok
 >she says she has to check something
 walks into the next room to check on her kid I didn't know about and says we have to keep it down
 >the baby starts crying as she closes the door
 keeping it goin

 Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)23:00:53 No. 678086558
 678085705
 >l have to try and get down
 and dirty with this girl while her spawn, likely from a similar incident, wails in the next room like a banshee
 >fear that the baby gonna wake her parents
 since I'm in the sticks, fear dad may walk out the bedroom with a shotgun
 >ivecometoofar.jpg
 tell her to suck it
 she does
 >get hard and wrap up to go in
 keep it goin bros

 Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)23:07:12 No. 678087295
 678086558
 >bitch is tall
 talkin like, 6'1 but I'm 5'11
 try my best to keep rhythm on tippy toes
 a few thrusts and I break my stride
 realize this is going to be a tougher feat than I thought
 ask her to get on top
 she does and I learn just how fat this bitch was
 every time she bounced the front of her followed a fraction of a second later
 close my eyes and tell her to cum for me, begging internally
 she does and I go into fetish mode in my
 eyes closed thinkin of some dirty fuckin shit I finally cum
 while I'm still in her we hear the creak of a door open
 >ohfuckins hit jpg

 Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)23:13:47 No. 678088066
 678087513
 >hear footsteps in the kitchen from the living room
 >this bitch hops off of me loud enough to make the floor squeak and the footsteps stop
 thisishowldie jpg
 >footsteps start coming towards the living room
 >I do my best to shimmy up my pants and l get behind the couch to avoid potentially being shot
 >she pulls her skirt up and stands to greet her fucking dad
 >he said he heard someone
 >l look down to see the family's little dog right next to me behind the couch
 >for the love of God and Jeebus don't bark
 she says she just got in from seeing friends and convinces him to go back to bed
 >he gets a drink in the kitchen and goes back to his chambers
 wait for adrenaline to go down and take off the condom
 >fear she'll turn the rubber inside herself to get pregnant to get support moneys
 >it's a risk I have to take
 >I slowly tiptoe out of the house a new man, a more broken one
 >leave her place ashamed of myself and swear
 I'll never hookup on tinder again
 >l hooked up on tinder again
 anyone else got any fucked up stories?
Anon hooks up on Tinder (2nd Girl From Anon Gets A New Fetish)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Amy Schumer, Baby, It's Cold Outside, and Beard: Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)22:37:55 No. 678083469 2 678083628 22678083687 2>678083751 2 678083833 32678084058 2 678084074
 File: Screen Shot 2016-04-07 at
 ng (685 KB, 896x1290)
 678083029
 2nd story
 >Be me, around new years 2015
 >homefortheholidays.jpg
 >start patrolling tinder for some poon
 om get a hit
 cool, we talk for a bit
 >chick seems little overweight but kinda cute
 start texting
 on my way to family's house after seeing some old friends and she hits me up
 >I ask what she's doing tonight and she sends me a pic of her long naked legs inviting me to come over
 >imfuckingin jpg
 pic also directly related
 keep going

 Anonymous 04/06/16(Wed)22:42:23 No. 678084058 2 6780842022 6Z8084230 678084374 22678084884
 File: Screen Shot 2016-04-07 at
 png (464 KB, 890x1286)
 678083469
 >get the address and head over to her place
 start heading into the sticks
 >drive down this country fuckin road and come upon her house
 >all the lights are off
 >lmgonnagetrobbed.jpg
 >text her I think im at the right place
 >tells me
 to come up to the door
 >she's waiting in the doorway for me
 >the fat tax has been paid, she's bigger than her pics
 pic again directly related
 moar?

 Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)22:48:19 No. 678084884 2e678085048 ee6780850542-878085067 2e678085123 ee6780853192e6z8085333 ee67808s4312e678085zos
 678084058
 >we go into a bedroom which is obviously not the master bedroom
 why are there two fucking beds?!?
 >this bitch is 23 and shares a room with her brother in her parents house
 is her brother breaking into my car right now?
 >she says he went to the store for some wine
 >mustbegay.jpg
 >we talk for a minute and he gets back
 >62 gay guy with a beard in a cabbie hat carrying two bottles of wine and a block of pepperjack cheese
 yep, he's gay
 also... wat
 >I came here to get laid, what the fuck is going on?
 they have a tv in the corner hooked up to a laptop
 >hang out as these heathens drink wine from the bottle and chomp on a block of pepperjack like niggers on a watermelon
 having to type. bump to keep it goin

 U Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)22:54:32 No. 678085705 2 678085901 2>6780859522>678086009 2 678086053
 678084884
 >we watch some futurama and then some amy schumer
 >l despise amy schumer but they know every line to every episode
 >fucking fags and bitches love her
 this shit is like a backwoods version of the twilight zone
 inside I'm crying
 >I've gotten myself in an awful situation and have nobody to blame but myself and my dick
 >l keep thinking about how they're gonna find my body
 >fuckmylife.jpg
 about 3:00 in the morning, time to go
 call it a loss and start heading to the door
 chick says she wants some hookup action
 where? In front of your fag brother?
 >she wants to do it in the living room
 >dryspell jpg
 >I say ok
 >she says she has to check something
 walks into the next room to check on her kid I didn't know about and says we have to keep it down
 >the baby starts crying as she closes the door
 keeping it goin

 Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)23:00:53 No. 678086558
 678085705
 >l have to try and get down
 and dirty with this girl while her spawn, likely from a similar incident, wails in the next room like a banshee
 >fear that the baby gonna wake her parents
 since I'm in the sticks, fear dad may walk out the bedroom with a shotgun
 >ivecometoofar.jpg
 tell her to suck it
 she does
 >get hard and wrap up to go in
 keep it goin bros

 Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)23:07:12 No. 678087295
 678086558
 >bitch is tall
 talkin like, 6'1 but I'm 5'11
 try my best to keep rhythm on tippy toes
 a few thrusts and I break my stride
 realize this is going to be a tougher feat than I thought
 ask her to get on top
 she does and I learn just how fat this bitch was
 every time she bounced the front of her followed a fraction of a second later
 close my eyes and tell her to cum for me, begging internally
 she does and I go into fetish mode in my
 eyes closed thinkin of some dirty fuckin shit I finally cum
 while I'm still in her we hear the creak of a door open
 >ohfuckins hit jpg

 Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)23:13:47 No. 678088066
 678087513
 >hear footsteps in the kitchen from the living room
 >this bitch hops off of me loud enough to make the floor squeak and the footsteps stop
 thisishowldie jpg
 >footsteps start coming towards the living room
 >I do my best to shimmy up my pants and l get behind the couch to avoid potentially being shot
 >she pulls her skirt up and stands to greet her fucking dad
 >he said he heard someone
 >l look down to see the family's little dog right next to me behind the couch
 >for the love of God and Jeebus don't bark
 she says she just got in from seeing friends and convinces him to go back to bed
 >he gets a drink in the kitchen and goes back to his chambers
 wait for adrenaline to go down and take off the condom
 >fear she'll turn the rubber inside herself to get pregnant to get support moneys
 >it's a risk I have to take
 >I slowly tiptoe out of the house a new man, a more broken one
 >leave her place ashamed of myself and swear
 I'll never hookup on tinder again
 >l hooked up on tinder again
 anyone else got any fucked up stories?
Anon hooks up on Tinder (2nd Girl From Anon Gets A New Fetish)
                
            

            
            
Anon hooks up on Tinder (2nd Girl From Anon Gets A New Fetish)