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Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde i received this comically large pencil asa gift several years ago and my first thought, understandably, was 'what the christ am i meant to do with this?" 工@oscarewilde. 1d the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With This. And so a while ago i took it in with me to a lecture, hoping against hope that whichever poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement 3 0458 8,741 工@oscarewilde. 1d utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not using a laptop. So the chances of success are extraordinarily slim, and I've only managed to find suitable candidates three times in all of the dozens of occasions i've had The Pencil on my person 3 I @oscarewilde 1d i size up my target, watching them feign patting their pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at home, and i wait, i wait for the blessed question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could Borrow? I @oscarewilde .1d 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say, distantly now, as the blood is rushing to my ears and i can barely hear them. I maintain a straight face. This is key to the delivery and the final blow 5 633 13.8K @oscarewilde 1d I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The look of utter dumbfounded misery as i hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker through the 5 stages of grief, landing on acceptance, as they realise it's This or Nothing 7 834 14.8K @oscarewilde 10 they Always take the pencil 67 2,088 33.5K <p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:</p><blockquote><p>she weaponized her gag gift im crying</p></blockquote>
Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
 33.5K
<p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:</p><blockquote><p>she weaponized her gag gift im crying</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:<...

Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde i received this comically large pencil asa gift several years ago and my first thought, understandably, was 'what the christ am i meant to do with this?" 工@oscarewilde. 1d the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With This. And so a while ago i took it in with me to a lecture, hoping against hope that whichever poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement 3 0458 8,741 工@oscarewilde. 1d utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not using a laptop. So the chances of success are extraordinarily slim, and I've only managed to find suitable candidates three times in all of the dozens of occasions i've had The Pencil on my person 3 I @oscarewilde 1d i size up my target, watching them feign patting their pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at home, and i wait, i wait for the blessed question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could Borrow? I @oscarewilde .1d 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say, distantly now, as the blood is rushing to my ears and i can barely hear them. I maintain a straight face. This is key to the delivery and the final blow 5 633 13.8K @oscarewilde 1d I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The look of utter dumbfounded misery as i hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker through the 5 stages of grief, landing on acceptance, as they realise it's This or Nothing 7 834 14.8K @oscarewilde 10 they Always take the pencil 67 2,088 33.5K <p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>she weaponized her gag gift im crying</p></blockquote>
Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
 33.5K
<p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>she weaponized her gag gift im crying</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:<...

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Isis, Party, and Saw: Patriotic American Flag TANK
 * * * y 63 customer reviews
 List Price:$4998
 Price: $9.99 $19.95 & FREE Returns or
 and colors. Details
 Size:
 Select
 #
 Size Chart | Fit. As expected (50%
 Color: Red
 kGeorge Washington
 By on October 10, 2014
 Color Name:Red Size Name: Medium
 I wasn't ready for this shirt.
 Verified Purchase
 I bought it for a 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shirt. Little did I know. I pulled it out
 of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean
 pure Jack Daniel's" I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the
 whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me
 George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I
 had to do.
 I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shirt literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew
 over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into
 a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown.
<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/174918852658/patriotic-american-flag-tank" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/patriotic-american-flag-tank/">

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Isis, Party, and Saw: Patriotic American Flag TANK * * * y 63 customer reviews List Price:$4998 Price: $9.99 $19.95 & FREE Returns or and colors. Details Size: Select # Size Chart | Fit. As expected (50% Color: Red kGeorge Washington By on October 10, 2014 Color Name:Red Size Name: Medium I wasn't ready for this shirt. Verified Purchase I bought it for a 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shirt. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean pure Jack Daniel's" I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do. I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shirt literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown. <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/174918852658/patriotic-american-flag-tank" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/patriotic-american-flag-tank/"> Patriotic American Flag Tank</a><br/></b> <br/></p></blockquote>
Isis, Party, and Saw: Patriotic American Flag TANK
 * * * y 63 customer reviews
 List Price:$4998
 Price: $9.99 $19.95 & FREE Returns or
 and colors. Details
 Size:
 Select
 #
 Size Chart | Fit. As expected (50%
 Color: Red
 kGeorge Washington
 By on October 10, 2014
 Color Name:Red Size Name: Medium
 I wasn't ready for this shirt.
 Verified Purchase
 I bought it for a 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shirt. Little did I know. I pulled it out
 of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean
 pure Jack Daniel's" I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the
 whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me
 George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I
 had to do.
 I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shirt literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew
 over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into
 a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown.
<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/174918852658/patriotic-american-flag-tank" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/patriotic-american-flag-tank/">

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Isis, Party, and Saw: Patriotic American Flag TANK * * * y 63 customer reviews List Price:$4998 Price: $9.99 $19.95 & FREE Returns or and colors. Details Size: Select # Size Chart | Fit. As expected (50% Color: Red kGeorge Washington By on October 10, 2014 Color Name:Red Size Name: Medium I wasn't ready for this shirt. Verified Purchase I bought it for a 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shirt. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean pure Jack Daniel's" I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do. I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shirt literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown. <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/174918852658/patriotic-american-flag-tank" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/patriotic-american-flag-tank/"> Patriotic American Flag Tank</a><br/></b> <br/></p></blockquote>
Isis, Party, and Saw: Patriotic American Flag TANK
 * * * y 63 customer reviews
 List Price:$4998
 Price: $9.99 $19.95 & FREE Returns or
 and colors. Details
 Size:
 Select
 #
 Size Chart | Fit. As expected (50%
 Color: Red
 kGeorge Washington
 By on October 10, 2014
 Color Name:Red Size Name: Medium
 I wasn't ready for this shirt.
 Verified Purchase
 I bought it for a 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shirt. Little did I know. I pulled it out
 of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean
 pure Jack Daniel's" I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the
 whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me
 George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I
 had to do.
 I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shirt literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew
 over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into
 a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown.
<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/174918852658/patriotic-american-flag-tank" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/patriotic-american-flag-tank/">

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Bitch, Dude, and Gif: anos <p><a href="http://association-of-free-people.tumblr.com/post/174283976519/jehovahhthickness-thatpettyblackgirl" class="tumblr_blog">association-of-free-people</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://jehovahhthickness.tumblr.com/post/174274787828/thatpettyblackgirl-thatpettyblackgirl" class="tumblr_blog">jehovahhthickness</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://thatpettyblackgirl.tumblr.com/post/174271749341/thatpettyblackgirl-excellent" class="tumblr_blog">thatpettyblackgirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thatpettyblackgirl.tumblr.com/post/174240159591/excellent" class="tumblr_blog">thatpettyblackgirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="321" data-orig-width="580"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e0e89e5e3fed58971defc5481b29d0c4/tumblr_inline_p9a50hxrRQ1vrw93d_540.png" data-orig-height="321" data-orig-width="580"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="409" data-orig-width="582"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/80c81007565279b5b8ff4a2dfd5f150a/tumblr_inline_p9a50iuZr01vrw93d_540.png" data-orig-height="409" data-orig-width="582"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" style="" data-orig-height="383" data-orig-width="692"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5e9f14c35a409271326e23a9fee35c94/tumblr_inline_p9a50kaTSU1vrw93d_540.png" data-orig-height="383" data-orig-width="692"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="644" data-orig-width="580" style=""><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5c54c658eb55a0c55bb560f542b9989c/tumblr_inline_p9a50lVIZ21vrw93d_540.png" data-orig-height="644" data-orig-width="580"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="490" data-orig-width="590"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cbe77b9dbf39194aed92fc95a5d73746/tumblr_inline_p9a50jM34i1vrw93d_540.png" data-orig-height="490" data-orig-width="590"/></figure><p>Excellent</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="262" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e9f1df665aae9f2fb86b4df9f46bb73d/tumblr_inline_p9a51di8Q71vrw93d_540.gif" data-orig-height="262" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="546" data-orig-width="577" style=""><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f7e31f7cc93235447d16e2eda50f82bf/tumblr_inline_p9cae99fjV1vrw93d_540.png" data-orig-height="546" data-orig-width="577"/></figure></blockquote> <p>The gag is that she’s from Iran lmaooo </p> </blockquote> <p>The dramatic music of NOW THIS…  you would think she murdered this dude.  </p><p>She’s just a road raging bitch.  “emboldening people on the internet”  my god people.</p></blockquote> <p>Everyone of NT’s videos are like that</p>
Bitch, Dude, and Gif: anos
<p><a href="http://association-of-free-people.tumblr.com/post/174283976519/jehovahhthickness-thatpettyblackgirl" class="tumblr_blog">association-of-free-people</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://jehovahhthickness.tumblr.com/post/174274787828/thatpettyblackgirl-thatpettyblackgirl" class="tumblr_blog">jehovahhthickness</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thatpettyblackgirl.tumblr.com/post/174271749341/thatpettyblackgirl-excellent" class="tumblr_blog">thatpettyblackgirl</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://thatpettyblackgirl.tumblr.com/post/174240159591/excellent" class="tumblr_blog">thatpettyblackgirl</a>:</p>
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<p>The gag is that she’s from Iran lmaooo </p>
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<p>The dramatic music of NOW THIS…  you would think she murdered this dude.  </p><p>She’s just a road raging bitch.  “emboldening people on the internet”  my god people.</p></blockquote>

<p>Everyone of NT’s videos are like that</p>

<p><a href="http://association-of-free-people.tumblr.com/post/174283976519/jehovahhthickness-thatpettyblackgirl" class="tumblr_blog">associa...