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game design: that placement of this guardrail. is game design really that hard?
game design: that placement of this guardrail. is game design really that hard?

that placement of this guardrail. is game design really that hard?

game design: Video game design class in a nutshell.
game design: Video game design class in a nutshell.

Video game design class in a nutshell.

game design: Death By Intentional Game Design
game design: Death By Intentional Game Design

Death By Intentional Game Design

game design: 200 years of collective game design experience
game design: 200 years of collective game design experience

200 years of collective game design experience

game design: Outdated meme format but the only one that I believe fully represents how dedicated Ubi is to bad game design
game design: Outdated meme format but the only one that I believe fully represents how dedicated Ubi is to bad game design

Outdated meme format but the only one that I believe fully represents how dedicated Ubi is to bad game design

game design: crappy game design
game design: crappy game design

crappy game design

game design: 200 years of collective game design but 1 hour of collective server administration.
game design: 200 years of collective game design but 1 hour of collective server administration.

200 years of collective game design but 1 hour of collective server administration.

game design: 200 IQ game design expirience
game design: 200 IQ game design expirience

200 IQ game design expirience

game design: That’s game design for ya!
game design: That’s game design for ya!

That’s game design for ya!

game design: A true legend of game design
game design: A true legend of game design

A true legend of game design

game design: i'm not ungrateful, i swear, i just love game design-
game design: i'm not ungrateful, i swear, i just love game design-

i'm not ungrateful, i swear, i just love game design-

game design: [OC] Notch: *sweats in not enough game design knowledge*
game design: [OC] Notch: *sweats in not enough game design knowledge*

[OC] Notch: *sweats in not enough game design knowledge*

game design: [Intentional Game Design]
game design: [Intentional Game Design]

[Intentional Game Design]

game design: 200 Years of collective game design experience.
game design: 200 Years of collective game design experience.

200 Years of collective game design experience.

game design: True visionary who actually explores unknown narratives in a real profound and intellectually consistent manner Won Best Direction out of nepotism Directs his own trailers Makes unconventional linear games Prioritise story over gameplay because his body is made of 70% of movies Makes repetitive, shitty open worlds Stays silent on the marketing side of things so that people can actually discover his creations on their own Won GAME OF THE YEAR 2019 Recklessly spending money at gimmicks like life size statues Tells his stories through hours of cutscenes Understands gamplay comes before narrative Makes tons of interviews to brag about his "genius" and his game mechanics which leave players with no surprises OUCH! Tells his stories through game design Makes Easy Mode so that his celebrity friends can play his Makes games with only one default difficulty to bring everyone to the same level of discussion and enjoyment games Extremely humble man who doesn't brag about his game mechanics in interviews like a fucking virgin Makes the most deceitful trailers with the sole intention to build hype Believes he's a deep and profound auteur of video games Doesn't engage in hype culture because he knows his fans will do the marketing for him Busy traveling the world to meet his celebrity friends instead of running his company and directing his game Abandoned his hardcore fans to please the gamer hipsters Maintain a distance from the public because he's busy running a company and leading his developers Spend the money of his company wisely The virgin Kojima vs the chad Miyazaki
game design: True visionary who actually
 explores unknown narratives in
 a real profound and
 intellectually consistent manner
 Won Best Direction out
 of nepotism
 Directs his own trailers
 Makes unconventional
 linear games
 Prioritise story over
 gameplay because his
 body is made of 70% of
 movies
 Makes repetitive,
 shitty open worlds
 Stays silent on the
 marketing side of things so
 that people can actually
 discover his creations on
 their own
 Won GAME OF THE
 YEAR 2019
 Recklessly
 spending money at
 gimmicks like life
 size statues
 Tells his stories through
 hours of cutscenes
 Understands
 gamplay comes
 before narrative
 Makes tons of interviews
 to brag about his
 "genius" and his game
 mechanics which leave
 players with no surprises
 OUCH!
 Tells his stories through
 game design
 Makes Easy Mode
 so that his celebrity
 friends can play his
 Makes games with only
 one default difficulty to
 bring everyone to the
 same level of
 discussion and
 enjoyment
 games
 Extremely humble man
 who doesn't brag about
 his game mechanics in
 interviews like a fucking
 virgin
 Makes the most
 deceitful trailers with
 the sole intention to
 build hype
 Believes he's a deep
 and profound auteur
 of video games
 Doesn't engage in hype
 culture because he knows
 his fans will do the
 marketing for him
 Busy traveling the world to
 meet his celebrity friends
 instead of running his
 company and directing his
 game
 Abandoned his
 hardcore fans to please
 the gamer hipsters
 Maintain a distance from
 the public because he's
 busy running a company
 and leading his
 developers
 Spend the money of his
 company wisely
The virgin Kojima vs the chad Miyazaki

The virgin Kojima vs the chad Miyazaki

game design: Excellent game design!
game design: Excellent game design!

Excellent game design!

game design: Follow this handy flowchart to find out if there's a career in game development that is right for you. So you want to make video games? Start Are you bitter about it? Do you like doing productive work? Do you love Money? Game Critic Yes No Yes Yes Do you have exceptional talent? Are you afraid of responsibility? Game Reviewer No Yes No No Can you code? Can you get excited for other peoples' ideas? Creative Director Yes No Yes No Yes Nah, but I can fake it Do you have a "grand vision"? Well... it's Yes Consultant Really? No been a while Do you think games are important? You're shit out of luck Marketer No Yes Producer Technical Lead Social Games Do you have any money? Yes No Studio Head No Yes Programmer Studio Employee Can you make games on your own? Environmental Artist Do you have a conscience? Social Games Studio Head No No Yes 2d Do you know basic grammar? Indie Developer Yes Starcraft Cyberathlete Gamer Yes Artist Are you at least good at playing games? Do you enjoy crafting crates? Yes No No Gold Farmer Yes, Korea No Are you visually oriented? Yes Are you from Asia? Yes, China Yes Comic Artist No Blogger Do you mind being underappreciated? Do you prefer working over talking? Are you French? No Asian? Yes Yes No Yes Do you like to work with unfinished tools? Would you rather be a "proper" artist? No Yes No Yes Yes Concept Artist Do you like to be alone? Want to spend two weeks on two seconds? Yes No Animator Level Designer No Art Director Lead Game Designer Do you speak Spreadsheet? Do you want to be told what to do? 3d Artist No No Yes Yes No Do you obsess excessively over even the tiniest details? Yes Yes No Event Scripter Are you musical? No Writer Do you like to shoot or blow things up? Would you rather be in the movies? Game Designer Yes Sound Designer No Yes No Do you have a fixiation on gore and blood? Motion Combat Yes No Office IT Composer No No Designer Capture Actor Are you young, caucasian and hot? You a TV or Do you like arts and crafts? Yes Yes No Are you male? No movie celebrity? Did you mind the errors in this graph? Yes Voice Actor Yes Cosplayer Yes Guild Leader Yes Military Shooter Packaging Model Quality Assurance Do you want to chose who to hang out with? Community Manager Yes No No Booth Babe No This politically incorrect infographic was brought to you by Sharkbomb Game Design Services (www.sharkbombs.com). Inspired by Filmsourcing.com Well this is interesting haha.
game design: Follow this handy flowchart to find out if there's a career in game development that is right for you.
 So you want to make video games?
 Start
 Are you bitter
 about it?
 Do you like doing
 productive work?
 Do you love Money?
 Game Critic
 Yes
 No
 Yes
 Yes
 Do you have
 exceptional talent?
 Are you afraid
 of responsibility?
 Game Reviewer
 No
 Yes
 No
 No
 Can you code?
 Can you get excited
 for other peoples' ideas?
 Creative
 Director
 Yes
 No
 Yes
 No
 Yes
 Nah, but I
 can fake it
 Do you have
 a "grand vision"?
 Well... it's
 Yes
 Consultant
 Really?
 No
 been a while
 Do you think games
 are important?
 You're shit
 out of luck
 Marketer
 No
 Yes
 Producer
 Technical Lead
 Social Games
 Do you have
 any money?
 Yes
 No
 Studio Head
 No
 Yes
 Programmer
 Studio Employee
 Can you make games
 on your own?
 Environmental
 Artist
 Do you have
 a conscience?
 Social Games
 Studio Head
 No
 No
 Yes
 2d
 Do you know
 basic grammar?
 Indie Developer
 Yes
 Starcraft Cyberathlete
 Gamer
 Yes
 Artist
 Are you at least good
 at playing games?
 Do you enjoy
 crafting crates?
 Yes
 No
 No
 Gold Farmer
 Yes, Korea
 No
 Are you visually
 oriented?
 Yes
 Are you from Asia?
 Yes, China
 Yes
 Comic Artist
 No
 Blogger
 Do you mind being
 underappreciated?
 Do you prefer
 working over talking?
 Are you French?
 No
 Asian?
 Yes
 Yes
 No
 Yes
 Do you like to work
 with unfinished tools?
 Would you rather
 be a "proper" artist?
 No
 Yes
 No
 Yes
 Yes
 Concept Artist
 Do you like
 to be alone?
 Want to spend two
 weeks on two seconds?
 Yes
 No
 Animator
 Level Designer
 No
 Art Director
 Lead Game
 Designer
 Do you speak
 Spreadsheet?
 Do you want to be
 told what to do?
 3d
 Artist
 No
 No
 Yes
 Yes
 No
 Do you obsess excessively
 over even the tiniest details?
 Yes
 Yes
 No
 Event Scripter
 Are you musical?
 No
 Writer
 Do you like to shoot
 or blow things up?
 Would you rather
 be in the movies?
 Game Designer
 Yes
 Sound Designer
 No
 Yes
 No
 Do you have a fixiation
 on gore and blood?
 Motion
 Combat
 Yes
 No
 Office IT
 Composer
 No
 No
 Designer
 Capture Actor
 Are you young,
 caucasian and hot?
 You a TV or
 Do you like arts
 and crafts?
 Yes
 Yes
 No
 Are you male?
 No
 movie celebrity?
 Did you mind the
 errors in this graph?
 Yes
 Voice Actor
 Yes
 Cosplayer
 Yes
 Guild Leader
 Yes
 Military Shooter
 Packaging Model
 Quality
 Assurance
 Do you want to chose
 who to hang out with?
 Community
 Manager
 Yes
 No
 No
 Booth Babe
 No
 This politically incorrect infographic was brought to you by Sharkbomb Game Design Services (www.sharkbombs.com). Inspired by Filmsourcing.com
Well this is interesting haha.

Well this is interesting haha.