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garbage can: Where is my garbage can?
 garbage can: Where is my garbage can?

Where is my garbage can?

garbage can: 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 1. 2. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 6. 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. Suck in some helium from a balloon, walk behind someone and say "follow the yellow brick road" laughoutloud-club: Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
 garbage can: 20 Ways To Maintain A
 Healthy Level Of Insanity
 At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car
 With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At
 Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
 1.
 2. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends
 You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're
 Not In The Mood.
 3.
 Every Time Someone Asks You To Do
 Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
 4.
 Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And
 Label it "In".
 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3
 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over
 Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to
 Espresso
 In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks,
 Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
 6.
 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In
 Accordance With The Prophecy".
 8. Don't use any punctuation.
 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than
 Walk.
 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out
 to eat, with a serious face.
 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is
 "To Go".
 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The
 Poems Don't Rhyme.
 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work
 Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
 15. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't
 Disguise Your Voice.
 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By
 Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM
 Scream "I Won! I Won!"
 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running
 Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For
 Your Lives! They're Loose!"
 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To
 The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let
 One Of You Go."
 20. Suck in some helium from a balloon, walk
 behind someone and say "follow the yellow
 brick road"
laughoutloud-club:

Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

laughoutloud-club: Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

garbage can: babe l've cheated on every guy I've ever dated, andTdon't feel even a little bit sorry Caroline Phinney 1 month ago It's too easy babe.net GS babe You should sleep with at LEAST 25 guys before settling down, and I'll tell you exactly why Amanda Ross3 3 months ago <p><a href="https://black-girl-against-feminism.tumblr.com/post/172530642744/lastsonlost-a-salty-scythe-meister" class="tumblr_blog">black-girl-against-feminism</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/172523715322/a-salty-scythe-meister" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://a-salty-scythe-meister.tumblr.com/post/172521937216/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch-thinksquad" class="tumblr_blog">a-salty-scythe-meister</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/172521870077/thinksquad-my-goodness" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://think-squad.com/post/172520411502" class="tumblr_blog">thinksquad</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure data-orig-height="140" data-orig-width="250"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/235fbff495587af164bc91bae6174108/tumblr_inline_p6k8miZqrt1qifyvs_540.gif" data-orig-height="140" data-orig-width="250"/></figure></blockquote> <p>My goodness</p></blockquote> <p>I’ll sooner take advice from a garbage can than from a bunch of thots</p></blockquote> <p>Hey hey, know thy enemy and learn their tactics. Information is almost always the best weapon.</p></blockquote> <p>You know these hoes are going to have relationship problems in the future, especially the first one. And I’m sure as hell she’ll be pressed when her boyfriend cheats on her.</p></blockquote> <p>Thot Patrol™ back on the bullshit</p>
 garbage can: babe
 l've cheated on every
 guy I've ever dated,
 andTdon't feel even a
 little bit sorry
 Caroline Phinney
 1 month ago
 It's too easy

 babe.net
 GS
 babe
 You should sleep
 with at LEAST 25
 guys before
 settling down, and
 I'll tell you exactly
 why
 Amanda Ross3
 3 months ago
<p><a href="https://black-girl-against-feminism.tumblr.com/post/172530642744/lastsonlost-a-salty-scythe-meister" class="tumblr_blog">black-girl-against-feminism</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/172523715322/a-salty-scythe-meister" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://a-salty-scythe-meister.tumblr.com/post/172521937216/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch-thinksquad" class="tumblr_blog">a-salty-scythe-meister</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/172521870077/thinksquad-my-goodness" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://think-squad.com/post/172520411502" class="tumblr_blog">thinksquad</a>:</p>

<blockquote><figure data-orig-height="140" data-orig-width="250"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/235fbff495587af164bc91bae6174108/tumblr_inline_p6k8miZqrt1qifyvs_540.gif" data-orig-height="140" data-orig-width="250"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>My goodness</p></blockquote>

<p>I’ll sooner take advice from a garbage can than from a bunch of thots</p></blockquote>

<p>Hey hey, know thy enemy and learn their tactics. Information is almost always the best weapon.</p></blockquote>

<p>You know these hoes are going to have relationship problems in the future, especially the  first one. And I’m sure as hell she’ll be pressed when her boyfriend cheats on her.</p></blockquote>

<p>Thot Patrol™ back on the bullshit</p>

<p><a href="https://black-girl-against-feminism.tumblr.com/post/172530642744/lastsonlost-a-salty-scythe-meister" class="tumblr_blog">blac...