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    gardevoir: SO YOU'RE HAVING SOME DIFFICULTY CATCHING
 THIS FUCKER
 BECAUSE HIS BITCH
 ASS WONT STOP
 RUNNING AWAY EVEN
 IF HES SLEEPING
 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU
 NEED? YOU NEED A
 MOTHERFUCKING
 GALLADE
 AND HOLD ONTO YOUR DICKS CAUSE THIS
 AIN'T JUST ANY GALLADE, IFYOU WANNA
 CATCH ROAMING LEGENDARIES YOU NEED
 TO LEARN SOME
 BREEDING
 FIRST THING YOU NEED IS A GARDEVOIR.
 SO GO CATCH YOURSELF A MOTHERFUCKING GARDEVOIR, OR RALTS/KIRLIA FUCKING WHATEVER
 WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS
 THAT SHE IS GOING TO GET
 FUCKED
 BY THIS GUY.
 (SO CATCH YOURSELF A HAUNTER AS WEL
 THATS RIGHT, ITS BASICALLY JUST
 SOME FUCKING POKEMON FANFIC. BUT
 WE'RE NOT JUST MAKING THEM FUCK
 SO WE CAN FAP TO IT. THISISSERIOUS
 SHIT
 MAKE SURE THE HAUNTER/GASTLY IS MALE, AND THE
 GARDEVOIR IS FEMALE
 THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR NON-SEKY REASONS: AT LEVEL 8 GASTLY LEARNS A
 MOVE CALLED MEAN LOOK. BREEDING HIM WITH A GARDEVOIR MEANS HIS
 BABIES WILL KNOW MEAN LOOK TOO
 YOU USE MEAN LOOK ON A ROAMING LEGENDARY,AND HIS BITCH ASS
 AINT GOIN NOWHERE.
 IF YOUR HAUNTER DOESN'T KNOW MEAN LOOK, RELEARN IT AT THE MOVE RELEARNER
 ANYWAYS, THROW THESE TWO IN THE DAYCARE
 WITH EACH OTHER, AND THEY'LL START FUCKING
 THE OLD PEDOPHILE THAT RUNS THE DAY CARE WILL GIVE YOU
 AN EGG. INSIDE THAT EGG IS AN EXTREMELY DOPE GALLADE
 THAT WILL HUNT DOWN AND CAPTURE FOR YOU ALL THE
 POKEMANS YOU COULD EVER WANT
 UNFORTUNATELY WHEN HE HATCHES, HE WILL LOOK LIKE THIS
 TURD OVER HERE
 IMPORTANT: IF YOUR RALTS IS NOT
 MALE, THROW IT IN THE BABY PIT
 LIKE A DEFORMED SPARTAN BABY
 ONLY MALES CAN BECOME GALLADES
 OKAY TRAINER, NOW YOUVE GOT SOME LEVEL GRINDING AHEAD OF YOU THE NEXT IMPORTANT MOVE
 YOUR GALLADE NEEDS TO LEARN IS HYPNOSIS IF YOU THINK PARALYZING A POKEMON IS A GOOD WAY
 TO CATCH IT. YOU NEED TO LEARN YOUR SHIT, CAUSE SLEEP IS TWICE AS EFFECTIVE AS PARALYSIS
 AT LEVEL 20, RALTS WILL EVOLVE INTO KIRLIA CONGRATS NOW YOU HAVE
 A GAY ASS BALERINA
 AT LEVEL 30, KIRLIA WILL TRY TO EVOLVE INTO
 GARDEVOIR.
 DO NOT LET THAT HAPPEN
 PRESS B ON THAT SHIT
 KEEP GRINDING UNTIL LEVEL53, AT WHICH POINT KIRLIA WILL LEARN HYPNOSIS
 AWESOME
 NOW GIVE THAT BITCH A SHINY STONE. BITCHES LOVE SHINY STONES.
 WHAT!? KIRLIA IS EVOLVING!
 CONRGATULATIONS TRAINER, YOU'RE MOMENTS FROM THE GALLADE OF YOUR DREAMS
 NOW SLAP A FALSE SWIPE TM ON THAT BITCH AND YOU RE ALMOST
 ROCK HARD. (YOU CAN GET THE TM IN SYCAMORE'S LAB)
 THE LAST MOVE IS UP TO YOU, BUTITS A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE HIM TAUNT SO HE CAN SHUT DOWN
 ASSHOLES TRYING TO USE ROAR OR RECOVER HEALTH
 CONGRATULATIONS TRAINER
 YOU ARE NOW THE PROUD OWNER OF
 THE ULTIMATE CATCHING TOOL!
 SO GO CATCH SOME SHIT
 P.S. GALLADE IS, SO FAR, THE ONLY POKEMON THAT CAN LEARN ALL FOUR OF THESE MOVES.
 IF TOU EVEN SAY SMEARGLEI SWEAR TO GOOIWILL COVER YOU IN BUTTER AND RAPE YOU TO DEATH
Go catch that f**ker!
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                gardevoir: SO YOU'RE HAVING SOME DIFFICULTY CATCHING
 THIS FUCKER
 BECAUSE HIS BITCH
 ASS WONT STOP
 RUNNING AWAY EVEN
 IF HES SLEEPING
 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU
 NEED? YOU NEED A
 MOTHERFUCKING
 GALLADE
 AND HOLD ONTO YOUR DICKS CAUSE THIS
 AIN'T JUST ANY GALLADE, IFYOU WANNA
 CATCH ROAMING LEGENDARIES YOU NEED
 TO LEARN SOME
 BREEDING
 FIRST THING YOU NEED IS A GARDEVOIR.
 SO GO CATCH YOURSELF A MOTHERFUCKING GARDEVOIR, OR RALTS/KIRLIA FUCKING WHATEVER
 WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS
 THAT SHE IS GOING TO GET
 FUCKED
 BY THIS GUY.
 (SO CATCH YOURSELF A HAUNTER AS WEL
 THATS RIGHT, ITS BASICALLY JUST
 SOME FUCKING POKEMON FANFIC. BUT
 WE'RE NOT JUST MAKING THEM FUCK
 SO WE CAN FAP TO IT. THISISSERIOUS
 SHIT
 MAKE SURE THE HAUNTER/GASTLY IS MALE, AND THE
 GARDEVOIR IS FEMALE
 THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR NON-SEKY REASONS: AT LEVEL 8 GASTLY LEARNS A
 MOVE CALLED MEAN LOOK. BREEDING HIM WITH A GARDEVOIR MEANS HIS
 BABIES WILL KNOW MEAN LOOK TOO
 YOU USE MEAN LOOK ON A ROAMING LEGENDARY,AND HIS BITCH ASS
 AINT GOIN NOWHERE.
 IF YOUR HAUNTER DOESN'T KNOW MEAN LOOK, RELEARN IT AT THE MOVE RELEARNER
 ANYWAYS, THROW THESE TWO IN THE DAYCARE
 WITH EACH OTHER, AND THEY'LL START FUCKING
 THE OLD PEDOPHILE THAT RUNS THE DAY CARE WILL GIVE YOU
 AN EGG. INSIDE THAT EGG IS AN EXTREMELY DOPE GALLADE
 THAT WILL HUNT DOWN AND CAPTURE FOR YOU ALL THE
 POKEMANS YOU COULD EVER WANT
 UNFORTUNATELY WHEN HE HATCHES, HE WILL LOOK LIKE THIS
 TURD OVER HERE
 IMPORTANT: IF YOUR RALTS IS NOT
 MALE, THROW IT IN THE BABY PIT
 LIKE A DEFORMED SPARTAN BABY
 ONLY MALES CAN BECOME GALLADES
 OKAY TRAINER, NOW YOUVE GOT SOME LEVEL GRINDING AHEAD OF YOU THE NEXT IMPORTANT MOVE
 YOUR GALLADE NEEDS TO LEARN IS HYPNOSIS IF YOU THINK PARALYZING A POKEMON IS A GOOD WAY
 TO CATCH IT. YOU NEED TO LEARN YOUR SHIT, CAUSE SLEEP IS TWICE AS EFFECTIVE AS PARALYSIS
 AT LEVEL 20, RALTS WILL EVOLVE INTO KIRLIA CONGRATS NOW YOU HAVE
 A GAY ASS BALERINA
 AT LEVEL 30, KIRLIA WILL TRY TO EVOLVE INTO
 GARDEVOIR.
 DO NOT LET THAT HAPPEN
 PRESS B ON THAT SHIT
 KEEP GRINDING UNTIL LEVEL53, AT WHICH POINT KIRLIA WILL LEARN HYPNOSIS
 AWESOME
 NOW GIVE THAT BITCH A SHINY STONE. BITCHES LOVE SHINY STONES.
 WHAT!? KIRLIA IS EVOLVING!
 CONRGATULATIONS TRAINER, YOU'RE MOMENTS FROM THE GALLADE OF YOUR DREAMS
 NOW SLAP A FALSE SWIPE TM ON THAT BITCH AND YOU RE ALMOST
 ROCK HARD. (YOU CAN GET THE TM IN SYCAMORE'S LAB)
 THE LAST MOVE IS UP TO YOU, BUTITS A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE HIM TAUNT SO HE CAN SHUT DOWN
 ASSHOLES TRYING TO USE ROAR OR RECOVER HEALTH
 CONGRATULATIONS TRAINER
 YOU ARE NOW THE PROUD OWNER OF
 THE ULTIMATE CATCHING TOOL!
 SO GO CATCH SOME SHIT
 P.S. GALLADE IS, SO FAR, THE ONLY POKEMON THAT CAN LEARN ALL FOUR OF THESE MOVES.
 IF TOU EVEN SAY SMEARGLEI SWEAR TO GOOIWILL COVER YOU IN BUTTER AND RAPE YOU TO DEATH
Go catch that f**ker!
                
            

            
            
Go catch that f**ker!