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Ass, Bad, and Bitch: I seen this on fb & died laughing I wanna suck ya dick trom the back and start sucking it dumb crazy licking ya balls with the tip of my tongue and put ya whole dick in my mouth and let u fuck my throat then I'm gunna with and suck the heac of ya dick dumb nasty til u bust on my bottom lip then I want nibble on the head of ya dick, then I wana spit on ya meat making ya shit wet...i wana suck on ya balls and slurp on the head of ya dick making ya toes curl., .then ima massage on ya balls Who this Sorry wrong number Na this the right number I remember when my mom didn’t buy me a side kick because my grades was ass. I wasn’t a bad student my teacher just be lying when it came to parent teachers conference. The bitch would say I talked to much or was trying to be the class clown and it was disrespect. First of all none of us wanted to even be there and second of all she was about 80 years old she couldn’t even hold a piece of chalk to write on the board. Hand writing looking like a ekg. I wasn’t with the shits. Long story short I saved up some money and bought a sidekick. I had to get the monthly sim card minutes form the Arabs at the corner store. Everyhood got some Arab niggas tryna EXTORT the black community. My boy put me on to this NYC GROUP chat where you would send your age, sex and location. It was the perfect way to fiNNESSE the fuck outta hoes and get your meat tickled. It was late one school night and I was Talking to this one girl on AIM. She told me she lived near me and she was about 19 years old. Boy I was 12 and my dick was stiffer than a corpse. I hit her up smoothly tryna see what she was about. I thought I was freak so I tell her that I wanted to suck in her titles while playing my GameCube. My mom busy in my room cause she heard the door slamming animation form aim. Black mommas hate when you slam the door in they crib. She saw my sidekick light up and took it. I had to fitness and say my friend left it in my bag from school and I was gonna return it. Momma wasn’t buying that shit and took it.I’m going to bed salty as fuck. ( I ain’t know how to beat my meat yet so I was stuck horny). My mom bust in my room 2 minutes later furious, she ain’t know the foolishness I was partaking in. I will never for get what “MizzFabulous71890” sent me back “boy I want you to choke me with your GameCube controller cables and beat my ass cheeks like Kimbl slice. I wanna gargle your nut like listerine and swish it in my mouth like wine. I want to bounce on your dick to the point your balls burst and have you sore the next morning”. Bitch I got PE class tomorrow that’s gonna be painful as fuck. My momma ain’t know I was a freak a leak. I got my ass torn up
Ass, Bad, and Bitch: I seen this on fb & died laughing
 I wanna suck ya dick trom the
 back and start sucking it dumb
 crazy licking ya balls with the
 tip of my tongue and put ya
 whole dick in my mouth and let
 u fuck my throat then I'm
 gunna with and suck the heac
 of ya dick dumb nasty til u bust
 on my bottom lip then I want
 nibble on the head of ya dick,
 then I wana spit on ya meat
 making ya shit wet...i wana
 suck on ya balls and slurp on
 the head of ya dick making ya
 toes curl., .then ima massage
 on ya balls
 Who this
 Sorry wrong number
 Na this the right number
I remember when my mom didn’t buy me a side kick because my grades was ass. I wasn’t a bad student my teacher just be lying when it came to parent teachers conference. The bitch would say I talked to much or was trying to be the class clown and it was disrespect. First of all none of us wanted to even be there and second of all she was about 80 years old she couldn’t even hold a piece of chalk to write on the board. Hand writing looking like a ekg. I wasn’t with the shits. Long story short I saved up some money and bought a sidekick. I had to get the monthly sim card minutes form the Arabs at the corner store. Everyhood got some Arab niggas tryna EXTORT the black community. My boy put me on to this NYC GROUP chat where you would send your age, sex and location. It was the perfect way to fiNNESSE the fuck outta hoes and get your meat tickled. It was late one school night and I was Talking to this one girl on AIM. She told me she lived near me and she was about 19 years old. Boy I was 12 and my dick was stiffer than a corpse. I hit her up smoothly tryna see what she was about. I thought I was freak so I tell her that I wanted to suck in her titles while playing my GameCube. My mom busy in my room cause she heard the door slamming animation form aim. Black mommas hate when you slam the door in they crib. She saw my sidekick light up and took it. I had to fitness and say my friend left it in my bag from school and I was gonna return it. Momma wasn’t buying that shit and took it.I’m going to bed salty as fuck. ( I ain’t know how to beat my meat yet so I was stuck horny). My mom bust in my room 2 minutes later furious, she ain’t know the foolishness I was partaking in. I will never for get what “MizzFabulous71890” sent me back “boy I want you to choke me with your GameCube controller cables and beat my ass cheeks like Kimbl slice. I wanna gargle your nut like listerine and swish it in my mouth like wine. I want to bounce on your dick to the point your balls burst and have you sore the next morning”. Bitch I got PE class tomorrow that’s gonna be painful as fuck. My momma ain’t know I was a freak a leak. I got my ass torn up

I remember when my mom didn’t buy me a side kick because my grades was ass. I wasn’t a bad student my teacher just be lying when it came to ...

Amber Rose, Low Key, and Memes: Jocelyn Hall ajocelynahall he made the same facial expressions as me Dr Smashlove See Bruh there is nothing I love more than a woman who's a scammer. She remind me of my mama. Type of girl who got a story for everything. Me: "damn what phone plan u on, my shit kill me every month." Her: "oh I don't know, my ex put us on some plan eight years ago and it's so cheap that he covers it lol. And I get returned iPhones from my girl who works for Apple I don't know to be honest I don't pay anything LOL LOL." See that right there? My PP just got hard 😂. Or I'll be like "wow your apartment hella clean, you do this? Or you got a cleaning lady?" And she just like "yeah my aunt's friend Agnieszka started a cleaning service so I manage the website and her Instagram and she sends someone to clean my place honestly I feel bad it's like an hour of work a month and I get a cleaning lady LOL." Other men Bruh? They like "BEWARE THERE ARE GIRLS ON TINDER WHO ONLY WANT FREE DINNER THEY'RE SCAMMERS." Low key? I want all of them. Bring me all the scammers. That mean she snooty, crazy, and manipulative - which happens to be my type 😍 - so she could scam me all she want, she still gon be rubbing my PP by the end of the night like "smh this was supposed to be a scam, now I'm gargling his children in the back of a Lyft, what is life". Lemme tell y'all an amazing ass scam. My lil home girl live in a mansion in an expensive ass part of town. With a water view. I asked how she afford it she said "aw smash that's light work, my name is on the lease and I lease the bedrooms to some tech geeks, I actually MAKE money on it LOL." 📍 <- right there is where I fell in love with her scamming ass. Been trying to get her to have my chirren but that's Amber Rose level scamming and plus she pretty too so she gon fuck around and end up with a athlete or some shit. But rest assure I'll be there after the divorce (smash is patient ☺️) and imma get down on one knee, hand her all my bank and brokerage passwords and financial records, and imma say "Will you scam me? 💍 I'm ready for a lifetime of financial pain. My body is ready." Wish me luck y'all 😍😂😂😂
Amber Rose, Low Key, and Memes: Jocelyn Hall
 ajocelynahall
 he made the same facial expressions as
 me
 Dr Smashlove
See Bruh there is nothing I love more than a woman who's a scammer. She remind me of my mama. Type of girl who got a story for everything. Me: "damn what phone plan u on, my shit kill me every month." Her: "oh I don't know, my ex put us on some plan eight years ago and it's so cheap that he covers it lol. And I get returned iPhones from my girl who works for Apple I don't know to be honest I don't pay anything LOL LOL." See that right there? My PP just got hard 😂. Or I'll be like "wow your apartment hella clean, you do this? Or you got a cleaning lady?" And she just like "yeah my aunt's friend Agnieszka started a cleaning service so I manage the website and her Instagram and she sends someone to clean my place honestly I feel bad it's like an hour of work a month and I get a cleaning lady LOL." Other men Bruh? They like "BEWARE THERE ARE GIRLS ON TINDER WHO ONLY WANT FREE DINNER THEY'RE SCAMMERS." Low key? I want all of them. Bring me all the scammers. That mean she snooty, crazy, and manipulative - which happens to be my type 😍 - so she could scam me all she want, she still gon be rubbing my PP by the end of the night like "smh this was supposed to be a scam, now I'm gargling his children in the back of a Lyft, what is life". Lemme tell y'all an amazing ass scam. My lil home girl live in a mansion in an expensive ass part of town. With a water view. I asked how she afford it she said "aw smash that's light work, my name is on the lease and I lease the bedrooms to some tech geeks, I actually MAKE money on it LOL." 📍 <- right there is where I fell in love with her scamming ass. Been trying to get her to have my chirren but that's Amber Rose level scamming and plus she pretty too so she gon fuck around and end up with a athlete or some shit. But rest assure I'll be there after the divorce (smash is patient ☺️) and imma get down on one knee, hand her all my bank and brokerage passwords and financial records, and imma say "Will you scam me? 💍 I'm ready for a lifetime of financial pain. My body is ready." Wish me luck y'all 😍😂😂😂

See Bruh there is nothing I love more than a woman who's a scammer. She remind me of my mama. Type of girl who got a story for everything. M...