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Best Friend, Children, and Crime: Seriously Scary Documentaries That'll Scare The Hell Out Of You 1. Killer Legends (2014) If you're into true crime and urban legends, this one's for you: It connects the scary stories you know are fake with IRL murderers and criminals. Just terrifying. 2. Kids for Cash (2013) Two judges sentenced a bunch of juveniles to long sentences for petty crimes, and this doc delves deep into the suspicion that the judges did it all to receive a ton of money. 3. Quiet Rage: The Stanford Prison Experiment (1992) Philip Zambardo recalls details of the Stanford Prison Experiment of 1971, including the terrifying psychological reasonings behind the students' actions in the case study 4. Confessions of a Serial Killer: Jeffrey Dahmer 1994) MSNBC sits down with the man who raped, murdered, and ate 17 men from the late "70s to the earty 90s. The scariest part is his overal calmness when discussing the reasons behind his actions. 5. Cropsey (2009) The Boogeyman is real and you'll learn how and why that's possible in this documentary that'll make your skin crawl right off of your body 6. Titicut Follies (1967) Titicut Follies tells the story of the people in Bridgewater State Hospital for the criminally insane, including talent shows and interviews with the inmates. 7. Capturing the Friedmans (2003) The perfect all-American family is turned upside down when deeply disturbing facts about child molestation surface. 8. The Bridge (2006) The touristy Golden Gate Bridge has a dark side to it-many, many people commit suicide off the landmark every year. The Bridge recounts some of the incredibly tragic deaths that have taken place, including viewpoints from the victims family and friends. 9. There's Something Wrong With Aunt Diane (2011) Diane Schuler drove the wrong way on the highway while both high and drunk in 2009, killing several children in her own car as well as others on the road. This doc looks into her life to figure out what exactly went wrong. 10. Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father (2008) Dear Zachary is incredibly heartbreaking: Andrew Bagby is murdered by his ex-girlfriend, and she then announces her pregnancy. Andrew's best friend makes a movie to teach the new baby about his father, but the tale unravels as a truly moving and upsetting true crime story NETFLI 10 Amazing Documentaries That You Can Watch Online For Free.
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Best Friend, Children, and Crime: Seriously Scary Documentaries
 That'll Scare The Hell Out Of You
 1. Killer Legends (2014)
 If you're into true crime and urban legends, this
 one's for you: It connects the scary stories you
 know are fake with IRL murderers and criminals.
 Just terrifying.
 2. Kids for Cash (2013)
 Two judges sentenced a bunch of juveniles to
 long sentences for petty crimes, and this doc
 delves deep into the suspicion that the judges did
 it all to receive a ton of money.
 3. Quiet Rage: The Stanford Prison Experiment
 (1992)
 Philip Zambardo recalls details of the Stanford
 Prison Experiment of 1971, including the
 terrifying psychological reasonings behind the
 students' actions in the case study
 4. Confessions of a Serial Killer: Jeffrey Dahmer
 1994)
 MSNBC sits down with the man who raped,
 murdered, and ate 17 men from the late "70s to the
 earty 90s. The scariest part is his overal
 calmness when discussing the reasons behind
 his actions.
 5. Cropsey (2009)
 The Boogeyman is real and you'll learn how
 and why that's possible in this documentary
 that'll make your skin crawl right off of your body
 6. Titicut Follies (1967)
 Titicut Follies tells the story of the people in
 Bridgewater State Hospital for the criminally
 insane, including talent shows and interviews
 with the inmates.
 7. Capturing the Friedmans (2003)
 The perfect all-American family is turned upside
 down when deeply disturbing facts about child
 molestation surface.
 8. The Bridge (2006)
 The touristy Golden Gate Bridge has a dark side
 to it-many, many people commit suicide off the
 landmark every year. The Bridge recounts some
 of the incredibly tragic deaths that have taken
 place, including viewpoints from the victims
 family and friends.
 9. There's Something Wrong With Aunt Diane
 (2011)
 Diane Schuler drove the wrong way on the
 highway while both high and drunk in 2009, killing
 several children in her own car as well as others
 on the road. This doc looks into her life to figure
 out what exactly went wrong.
 10. Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His
 Father (2008)
 Dear Zachary is incredibly heartbreaking: Andrew
 Bagby is murdered by his ex-girlfriend, and she
 then announces her pregnancy. Andrew's best
 friend makes a movie to teach the new baby
 about his father, but the tale unravels as a truly
 moving and upsetting true crime story
 NETFLI
10 Amazing Documentaries That You Can Watch Online For Free.

10 Amazing Documentaries That You Can Watch Online For Free.

Bad, Kelis, and Life: it, helping her disovery lay a foundation for his fledgling career The respected and in- demand artst discovered Carter singing for money on the streets of Ne York Citys Greenwich Village and signed him, then took him to the studio to work with producers Timbaland, Nokio, Bink Dog, the Flavahood team, and Gerald issac. In the studio herself work ing on her own project, Missy plans an album release later this year...Back with their master- piece, female supergroup En Vogue has a new album, Masterpiece Theatre, a 13-song work which saw them joining forces once again with the producing duo, Denzil Foster and Thomas McElroy, who helped put them on the map. Still appreciated by fans for the sophistication and glamour they brought back to female R&8 groups, En Vogue is the quintessential girl group. one of the foundations upon which rhythm 'n blues was built. WHO'S NOT showing than whats been reflected by the sales of her second album, Fear Of Flying. Not that she doein't have fans, but her skills are lacking and need serious work..Out of the gate with a bang, newcomer Kelis attracted attention with her anthemic first single, but the rest of her albun, Kleidoscope, failed to measure up. Shes gt a nice marketable look and sound. however, so there's lots to salvage for the next time around..We'll make it short and sweet. What happened to Keisha, Kima, and Pam? Once the strongest group on the Bad Boy Entertainment's roster, these three ladies exuded, street atti tude mixed with smoldering urban sex appeal, Dust 'em off, and bring 'em on back, we say! MARY J. BLIGE DA BRAT 14 WORD UP! BYJAN PETERS WHO'S HOT rhaps more than any other female rapper, Lil Kim has come to define today's hip-hop generation brash, irreverent, outspoken, vulnerable, and real. Hot since Hard Core, L Kim has upped the ante on her populatity by making strategik career moves which have kept her in demand and in the publics eye through a succession of image-making makeovers and bicoastal appearances in person and on wax. Kim's cur rent album, The Notorious K,LM is the first flight of the Queen Bee without the Notorious 8.1.G, a reality which forced her to look within herself for direction. Kim's expansion into other media, film, print ads, and who knows what else is to corme, has brought her clos er to the kind of notoriety that she says she's after, How hot is Lil Kim? Ask your mom if she knows who Lil Kim is. Chances are she will. Lir Kim's friend Mary J. Blige is also another artist whos come into her own. With her most recent album, Mary, already certitied platinum, Mary has retained her superstar status building yeary on her every woman appeal. Currently expanding her horizons as an actress and a model spokesperson for MAC cosmetics Viva Glam lI lipsticks, along with her girl, Lil Kim, Mary's longevity and popularity seems assured...New on the xene, female emcee Rah Digga classifies herself as a "serious" rapper. Not that she cant get all dolied up, but she doesn't want what's on the surface to interfere with the substance underneath. Nevertheless, with the releave of her debut album, Dirty Harriet, Rah Digga immediately established a fan base composed of all kinds of rap fans. Why? Because shes got skilk. A rapper who believes in earning her accolades, Rah Digga s the kind of everyday female to whom fans can relate. If anything, it's her dream that one day female rappers can be taken seriously without relying on the externals to help get them over. Fans cer- tainly have responded to her approach...Fashioned in the same outspoken mold as Lil Kim, Eve came onto the scene and immediately regis tered as a real-life, around-the-way sista whose rap skills secured for her a place in the hip-hop hierarchy. Touring with labelmates from the Ruff Ryders crew, Eve never fails to amaze fans who get impressed with her street cool, flavorful flow, For her, the heat stays on and on...Branded as a hip hop tomboy, Da Brat made her appearance as a rough neck femme whose image lately softened under hot lights for sexy shots as a calen dar queen. for women whe indulge the feminine and masculine sides of their gender, Da Brat was a long awaited role model whose duality they appreci- ated in addition to her rhyme skills. Currently rolling strong from the success of her third album Unrestricted, Da Brat has the distinction of being the first solo female rapper to go platinum. Since then, shes built on her fan base and remained in the spotlight while others faded away...Even when Missy Elliott inot on the charts, better believe she's always got something going on. In this case, it's the debut album release from Torrey Carter, the first male artist from Missy's label imprint, Gold Mine Records. Missy does a turn on ERNEST PANCCIOU MYA LIL'KIM EN VOGUE EYE WORD UP! 13
Bad, Kelis, and Life: it, helping her disovery lay a foundation for his fledgling career The respected and in-
 demand artst discovered Carter singing for money on the streets of Ne York Citys
 Greenwich Village and signed him, then took him to the studio to work with producers
 Timbaland, Nokio, Bink Dog, the Flavahood team, and Gerald issac. In the studio herself work
 ing on her own project, Missy plans an album release later this year...Back with their master-
 piece, female supergroup En Vogue has a new album, Masterpiece Theatre, a 13-song work
 which saw them joining forces once again with the producing duo, Denzil Foster and Thomas
 McElroy, who helped put them on the map. Still appreciated by fans for the sophistication and
 glamour they brought back to female R&8 groups, En Vogue is the quintessential girl group.
 one of the foundations upon which rhythm 'n blues was built.
 WHO'S NOT
 showing than whats been reflected by the sales of her second album, Fear Of Flying. Not
 that she doein't have fans, but her skills are lacking and need serious work..Out of the gate
 with a bang, newcomer Kelis attracted attention with her anthemic first single, but the rest of
 her albun, Kleidoscope, failed to measure up. Shes gt a nice marketable look and sound.
 however, so there's lots to salvage for the next time around..We'll
 make it short and sweet. What happened to Keisha, Kima, and
 Pam? Once the strongest group on the Bad Boy
 Entertainment's roster, these three ladies exuded, street atti
 tude mixed with smoldering urban sex appeal, Dust 'em off, and
 bring 'em on back, we say!
 MARY J. BLIGE
 DA BRAT
 14 WORD UP!

 BYJAN PETERS
 WHO'S HOT
 rhaps more than any other female rapper, Lil Kim
 has come to define today's hip-hop generation
 brash, irreverent, outspoken, vulnerable, and real. Hot
 since Hard Core, L Kim has upped the ante on her
 populatity by making strategik career moves which
 have kept her in demand and in the publics eye
 through a succession of image-making makeovers and
 bicoastal appearances in person and on wax. Kim's cur
 rent album, The Notorious K,LM is the first flight of
 the Queen Bee without the Notorious 8.1.G, a reality
 which forced her to look within herself for direction.
 Kim's expansion into other media, film, print ads, and
 who knows what else is to corme, has brought her clos
 er to the kind of notoriety that she says she's after, How
 hot is Lil Kim? Ask your mom if she knows who Lil Kim
 is. Chances are she will. Lir Kim's friend Mary J. Blige is
 also another artist whos come into her own. With her
 most recent album, Mary, already certitied platinum,
 Mary has retained her superstar status building yeary
 on her every woman appeal. Currently expanding her
 horizons as an actress and a model spokesperson for
 MAC cosmetics Viva Glam lI lipsticks, along with her
 girl, Lil Kim, Mary's longevity and popularity seems
 assured...New on the xene, female emcee Rah Digga
 classifies herself as a "serious" rapper. Not that she
 cant get all dolied up, but she doesn't want what's on
 the surface to interfere with the substance underneath.
 Nevertheless, with the releave of her debut album,
 Dirty Harriet, Rah Digga immediately established a fan
 base composed of all kinds of rap fans. Why? Because
 shes got skilk. A rapper who believes in earning her
 accolades, Rah Digga s the kind of everyday female to
 whom fans can relate. If anything, it's her dream that
 one day female rappers can be taken seriously without
 relying on the externals to help get them over. Fans cer-
 tainly have responded to her approach...Fashioned
 in the same outspoken mold as Lil Kim, Eve
 came onto the scene and immediately regis
 tered as a real-life, around-the-way sista
 whose rap skills secured for her a place
 in the hip-hop hierarchy. Touring with
 labelmates from the Ruff Ryders
 crew, Eve never fails to amaze fans
 who get impressed with her
 street cool, flavorful flow, For
 her, the heat stays on and
 on...Branded as a hip hop
 tomboy, Da Brat made her
 appearance as a rough
 neck femme whose image
 lately softened under hot
 lights for sexy shots as a calen
 dar queen. for women whe
 indulge the feminine and masculine
 sides of their gender, Da Brat was a long
 awaited role model whose duality they appreci-
 ated in addition to her rhyme skills. Currently rolling
 strong from the success of her third album
 Unrestricted, Da Brat has the distinction of being
 the first solo female rapper to go platinum. Since
 then, shes built on her fan base and remained in
 the spotlight while others faded away...Even
 when Missy Elliott inot on the charts, better
 believe she's always got something going on. In
 this case, it's the debut album release from Torrey
 Carter, the first male artist from Missy's label
 imprint, Gold Mine Records. Missy does a turn on
 ERNEST PANCCIOU
 MYA

 LIL'KIM
 EN VOGUE
 EYE
 WORD UP! 13
Bailey Jay, News, and Control: On the evening of 2 May, 1986, six days after a massive explosion devastated the Lenin nuclear power station at Chernobyl, the damaged reactor was sinking and burning through its strengthened concrete floor and was in danger of collapsing into rooms flooded with water. This would trigger a nuclear explosion that would spread radiation across half of Europe and kill tens of millions. Later Soviet scientists suggested that a possible area of contamination could reach 200 km2 (77.2 mi), modern specialists are inclined to assert that it would take about 500 ousand years to eliminate the consequences of radioactive contamination from a potential explosion. Three men volunteered to dive into what they knew were lethally radioactive waters to open a release valve to prevent this from happening. They were the shift supervisor Boris Baranov, senior engineer of the control unit of the turbine shop two Valeri Bespalov and Senior Mechanical Engineer of the reactor department Alexey Ananenko. They are on the photo below: Ananenko and Bespalov Baranov is on the separate photo. pec yoicecmba oup of three men were and swim through the flooded chambers of the basement to the gate valve, twist it open and so allow the trapped water to drain out. It was a "suicide mission". Radiation was at lethal levels A gr r red to suit up in scuba-gear Il three returned to the surface suffering severe radiation poisoning, but were pleased to see their colleagues jump with joy at the news that the valves were nowo ey all died within days and were buried in lead coffins. The monuments to "Those who saved the world" was created in Chernobyl. Those who saved the world
Bailey Jay, News, and Control: On the evening of 2 May, 1986, six days after a massive
 explosion devastated the Lenin nuclear power station at
 Chernobyl, the damaged reactor was sinking and burning
 through its strengthened concrete floor and was in danger
 of collapsing into rooms flooded with water. This would
 trigger a nuclear explosion that would spread radiation
 across half of Europe and kill tens of millions.
 Later Soviet scientists suggested that a possible area of
 contamination could reach 200 km2 (77.2 mi), modern
 specialists are inclined to assert that it would take about 500
 ousand years to eliminate the consequences of radioactive
 contamination from a potential explosion.
 Three men volunteered to dive into what they knew were
 lethally radioactive waters to open a release valve to prevent
 this from happening.
 They were the shift supervisor Boris Baranov, senior
 engineer of the control unit of the turbine shop two Valeri
 Bespalov and Senior Mechanical Engineer of the reactor
 department Alexey Ananenko.
 They are on the photo below: Ananenko and Bespalov
 Baranov is on the separate photo.
 pec yoicecmba
 oup of three men were
 and swim through the flooded chambers of the basement to
 the gate valve, twist it open and so allow the trapped water
 to drain out. It was a "suicide mission". Radiation was at
 lethal levels
 A gr
 r
 red to suit up in scuba-gear
 Il three returned to the surface suffering severe radiation
 poisoning, but were pleased to see their colleagues jump
 with joy at the news that the valves were nowo
 ey
 all died within days and were buried in lead coffins. The
 monuments to "Those who saved the world" was created in
 Chernobyl.
Those who saved the world

Those who saved the world

Beautiful, Bored, and Charlie: Actual Exchanges Between Pilots And Control Towers. These Are Priceless Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise reduction turn right 45 Degrees." TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727? From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm f-ing bored!" Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!" Unknown aircraft: " said I was f-ing bored, not f-ing stupid!" O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound." United 329: "Approach, l've always wanted to say this...l've got the little Fokker in sight." A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long rollout after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a harcd right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able If you are not able, take the Guadelupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport." A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?" Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!" Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7 Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway." Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?" BR Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers." The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206. Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One- Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, And I didn't land." While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727 An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going? I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Deltal Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!" Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you tol You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I want you to go exactly whereI tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?" "Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?" #5 is epic
Beautiful, Bored, and Charlie: Actual Exchanges Between Pilots And
 Control Towers. These Are Priceless
 Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise reduction turn right 45
 Degrees."
 TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much
 noise can we make up here?"
 Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747
 makes when it hits a 727?
 From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long
 takeoff queue: "I'm f-ing bored!"
 Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting,
 identify yourself immediately!"
 Unknown aircraft: " said I was f-ing bored, not f-ing
 stupid!"
 O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy
 your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles,
 Eastbound."
 United 329: "Approach, l've always wanted to say
 this...l've got the little Fokker in sight."
 A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an
 exceedingly long rollout after touching down.
 San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a harcd
 right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able
 If you are not able, take the Guadelupe exit off Highway
 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."
 A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in
 Munich, overheard the following: Lufthansa (in
 German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
 Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must
 speak in English."
 Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German
 airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
 Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful
 British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!"
 Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact
 Departure on frequency 124.7
 Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to
 Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some
 kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."
 Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind
 Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did
 you copy that report from Eastern 702?"
 BR Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for
 takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern... we've
 already notified our caterers."
 The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are
 renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only
 expect one to know one's gate parking location, but
 how to get there without any assistance from them. So
 it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747)
 listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt
 ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign
 Speedbird 206.
 Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active
 runway
 Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-
 Seven."
 The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to
 a stop
 Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are
 Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our
 gate location now."
 Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird
 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
 Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was
 dark, And I didn't land."
 While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of
 a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a
 wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727
 An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US
 Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are
 you going? I told you to turn right onto Charlie
 taxiway! You turned right on Deltal Stop right there. I
 know it's difficult for you to tell the difference
 between C and D, but get it right!"
 Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was
 now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed
 everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You
 stay right there and don't move till I tell you tol You
 can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half
 an hour, and I want you to go exactly whereI tell you,
 when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air
 2771?"
 "Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded.
 Naturally, the ground control communications
 frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of
 US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the
 irate ground controller in her current state of mind.
 Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was
 definitely running high.
 Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and
 keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to
 you once?"
#5 is epic

#5 is epic

Apparently, Bitch, and Children: fez igotcthulhu An Incomplete List of Noteable People T 've Delivered Pizzas TO tybaar It's coming up on a year now since I got my current job as a pizza delivery gir, and I thought this would be a good time to delve into the little ever- expanding WTFPIZZZA" note I keep on my cell that helps me remember some of my more, uh-interesting deliveries So without further ado and in no particular order, here's some pizza customers who left a lasting impression on me thus far -A bearded man who answered the door and periodically spat blood into a crusted Harley-Davidson coffee mug while counting out his cash. - A woman who sipped me a business card (in lieu of tip) for a laser tattoro removal clinic, explaining In case you want to bring your mutilated skin back to how God intended it to be. - At least three Batmans so far, but only one who did the voice. -An elderly Spanish woman who meekly presented me with a (rather classy) pear-handled.32 snub nosed revolver and asked if I knew how to load it (1 do) and also, if I could load it for her (1 didn't). A group of EMT's hanging out in the back of an ambulance at a recenty extinguished (but still smouldering) house fire. -A man with a thick Alabama accent who admonished me for standing in front of his mailbox while I waited for him to answer the door. He then explained how this was a federal offense because I was "obstructing the mail system and demanded my social security number so he could report me to the proper authorities A group of young teenage gils (like 14-16) who begged me to buy a case of Bud Light (ew why) and bring it back to them. - A hotel room full of badass middle-aged women all dressed as Professor McGonagall from the Hamy Potter films, who were also completely wasted on Jello shots. They kept encouraging me to stay and party with them. A 20-something dude who answered the door with an unsheathed katana dangling through a belt loop on his jeans Multiple instances of people asking if I would sell them pot. (bitch get your own dealer sheesh) -A guy who slipped a twenty directly into my shirt because I apparently was the "spitting image" of his deceased daughter. A woman who admonished me for driving a Mazda, and wrote get a real car in the tip portion of my credit receipt. - A very drunk dude who gave me his iPhone and had me take a bunch of Myspace-esque pictures of the both of us. He did the duck lips thing in every shot Multiple prank deliveries (joke's on you motherfucker, I get paid for the gas AND I eat the pizzas you ordered) An elderly man who wrote FUCK OFF as his signature on a credit receipt -A thirty-something guy who begged to get his order for free because he works so hard". He visibly teared up and sniffled when I told him I couldn't do anything. - A dudebro wearing a bath robe and socks+ sandals (indoors) who straight up wordlessly yanked the pizzas out of my hands without paying and shut the door. Multiple knockings were of no avail A woman who angrily demanded to see my ID because she refused to believe my claims that I'm female. She proceeded to snatch my drivers icense out of my hand, run back into her house and show it to her children while pointing back at me. - A kid no older than 14 who desperately tried to convince me to play WoW on the free custom server he was playing on. (But it has double XPI) - A guy who spent the entire time I was there digging a (impressively large) booger out of his nose. He proceeded to smear it on, thankfully HIS copy of the receipt -An on-duty cop who flagged me down by intercepting me on the road before I got to the police station and puling me over to get his pizza. A drill instructor looking-guy who filled out his entire credit card receipt, specifically wrote 0.00" in the tip portion, then proceeded to write out a check for seventy-eight cents and handed it to me. It said pizza tip" in the For section - A furious lady who yelled at me for a solid five minutes (1 kept track) all about how long it took for her delivery to get to her. She then tipped me an extra ten bucks on a six dollar order. I dunno. An incredibly stoned teenager trying and failing to look sober. When I complimented his Adventure Time wallet (which was super cute) and asked where he got it, he immediately looked temified, sat down on the Obligatory naked man with unimpressive penis -A chick at a house party who answered the door and immediately tuned to vomit into her mailbox. -A surty Korean mom with an amazing shoulder tattoo of a baby giving birth to a full-grown woman. - A man who lived in one of those mini-mansions inside a gated community, who sported a seemingly massive collection of what appeared to be solid glass spheres of varying size and color. I only got a quick glance in his house but there had to be hundreds of them in display racks, tables, shelves-everywhere. -A group of 20-something guys who challenged me to sing the original Pokemon theme song, which I did. And perfectly, I may add. - A completely iced-out musclebound gangster kid who was blaring Regina Spektor so loud and with so much bass I actually couldnt hear anything he was saying. -An elderty guy who deadpan asked me if I knew anyone who could score him hollowpoint bullets. - An adorable older lesbian couple who were mortified that they didnt have any extra money for a tip, so they gave me a big sack of pistachios instead. It took me three weeks to finish the bag. this was so worth reading Source: tybaar #story time aths is.. 219,895 notes realy cool actualy That was a rollercoaster of emotionsomg-humor.tumblr.com
Apparently, Bitch, and Children: fez igotcthulhu
 An Incomplete List of Noteable
 People T 've Delivered Pizzas TO
 tybaar
 It's coming up on a year now since I got my current job as a pizza delivery
 gir, and I thought this would be a good time to delve into the little ever-
 expanding WTFPIZZZA" note I keep on my cell that helps me remember
 some of my more, uh-interesting deliveries
 So without further ado and in no particular order, here's some pizza
 customers who left a lasting impression on me thus far
 -A bearded man who answered the door and periodically spat blood into
 a crusted Harley-Davidson coffee mug while counting out his cash.
 - A woman who sipped me a business card (in lieu of tip) for a laser tattoro
 removal clinic, explaining In case you want to bring your mutilated skin
 back to how God intended it to be.
 - At least three Batmans so far, but only one who did the voice.
 -An elderly Spanish woman who meekly presented me with a (rather
 classy) pear-handled.32 snub nosed revolver and asked if I knew how to
 load it (1 do) and also, if I could load it for her (1 didn't).
 A group of EMT's hanging out in the back of an ambulance at a recenty
 extinguished (but still smouldering) house fire.
 -A man with a thick Alabama accent who admonished me for standing in
 front of his mailbox while I waited for him to answer the door. He then
 explained how this was a federal offense because I was "obstructing the
 mail system and demanded my social security number so he could report
 me to the proper authorities
 A group of young teenage gils (like 14-16) who begged me to buy a
 case of Bud Light (ew why) and bring it back to them.
 - A hotel room full of badass middle-aged women all dressed as Professor
 McGonagall from the Hamy Potter films, who were also completely wasted
 on Jello shots. They kept encouraging me to stay and party with them.
 A 20-something dude who answered the door with an unsheathed
 katana dangling through a belt loop on his jeans
 Multiple instances of people asking if I would sell them pot. (bitch get
 your own dealer sheesh)
 -A guy who slipped a twenty directly into my shirt because I apparently
 was the "spitting image" of his deceased daughter.
 A woman who admonished me for driving a Mazda, and wrote get a
 real car in the tip portion of my credit receipt.
 - A very drunk dude who gave me his iPhone and had me take a bunch of
 Myspace-esque pictures of the both of us. He did the duck lips thing in
 every shot
 Multiple prank deliveries (joke's on you motherfucker, I get paid for the
 gas AND I eat the pizzas you ordered)
 An elderly man who wrote FUCK OFF as his signature on a credit
 receipt
 -A thirty-something guy who begged to get his order for free because he
 works so hard". He visibly teared up and sniffled when I told him I
 couldn't do anything.
 - A dudebro wearing a bath robe and socks+ sandals (indoors) who
 straight up wordlessly yanked the pizzas out of my hands without paying
 and shut the door. Multiple knockings were of no avail
 A woman who angrily demanded to see my ID because she refused to
 believe my claims that I'm female. She proceeded to snatch my drivers
 icense out of my hand, run back into her house and show it to her
 children while pointing back at me.
 - A kid no older than 14 who desperately tried to convince me to play
 WoW on the free custom server he was playing on. (But it has double
 XPI)
 - A guy who spent the entire time I was there digging a (impressively
 large) booger out of his nose. He proceeded to smear it on, thankfully
 HIS copy of the receipt
 -An on-duty cop who flagged me down by intercepting me on the road
 before I got to the police station and puling me over to get his pizza.
 A drill instructor looking-guy who filled out his entire credit card receipt,
 specifically wrote 0.00" in the tip portion, then proceeded to write out a
 check for seventy-eight cents and handed it to me. It said pizza tip" in the
 For section
 - A furious lady who yelled at me for a solid five minutes (1 kept track) all
 about how long it took for her delivery to get to her. She then tipped me
 an extra ten bucks on a six dollar order. I dunno.
 An incredibly stoned teenager trying and failing to look sober. When I
 complimented his Adventure Time wallet (which was super cute) and
 asked where he got it, he immediately looked temified, sat down on the
 Obligatory naked man with unimpressive penis
 -A chick at a house party who answered the door and immediately tuned
 to vomit into her mailbox.
 -A surty Korean mom with an amazing shoulder tattoo of a baby giving
 birth to a full-grown woman.
 - A man who lived in one of those mini-mansions inside a gated
 community, who sported a seemingly massive collection of what
 appeared to be solid glass spheres of varying size and color. I only got a
 quick glance in his house but there had to be hundreds of them in display
 racks, tables, shelves-everywhere.
 -A group of 20-something guys who challenged me to sing the original
 Pokemon theme song, which I did. And perfectly, I may add.
 - A completely iced-out musclebound gangster kid who was blaring
 Regina Spektor so loud and with so much bass I actually couldnt hear
 anything he was saying.
 -An elderty guy who deadpan asked me if I knew anyone who could
 score him hollowpoint bullets.
 - An adorable older lesbian couple who were mortified that they didnt
 have any extra money for a tip, so they gave me a big sack of pistachios
 instead. It took me three weeks to finish the bag.
 this was so worth reading
 Source: tybaar #story time aths is..
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