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    german: Our female German raised our male Pit from when he was 6 weeks old. 5yrs & 11 yrs now but he’ll always be her baby (Source)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                german: Our female German raised our male Pit from when he was 6 weeks old. 5yrs & 11 yrs now but he’ll always be her baby (Source)
                
                

                
            

            
            
Our female German raised our male Pit from when he was 6 weeks old. 5yrs & 11 yrs now but he’ll always be her baby (Source)

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    german: huariqueje:



From moment to moment   -    

Wolf Hamm

, 2018.German,b.1974-Acrylic behind acrylic glass, 34.8 x 29.6 cm
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                german: huariqueje:



From moment to moment   -    

Wolf Hamm

, 2018.German,b.1974-Acrylic behind acrylic glass, 34.8 x 29.6 cm
                
            

            
            
huariqueje:



From moment to moment   -    

Wolf Hamm

, 2018.German,b.1974-Acrylic behind acrylic glass, 34.8 x 29.6 cm

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    german: The most German footgear I’ve ever seen.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                german: The most German footgear I’ve ever seen.
                
            

            
            
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    german: German dab
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    german: Lookin wonderful my smol German fren
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                german: Lookin wonderful my smol German fren
                
            

            
            
Lookin wonderful my smol German fren

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    german: undeceased:German Shepherd Dog painted in time for Halloween. (x)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                german: undeceased:German Shepherd Dog painted in time for Halloween. (x)
                
            

            
            
undeceased:German Shepherd Dog painted in time for Halloween. (x)

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    german: feniczoroark:

omghotmemes:

Either the glass is made in China, or the fly is made in Germany


@randomnightlord 


Ah zhe good old german fly Ja? 
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                german: feniczoroark:

omghotmemes:

Either the glass is made in China, or the fly is made in Germany


@randomnightlord 


Ah zhe good old german fly Ja? 
                
            

            
            
feniczoroark:

omghotmemes:

Either the glass is made in China, or the fly is made in Germany


@randomnightlord 


Ah zhe good old germa...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    german: Behold the German Retriver
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                german: Behold the German Retriver
                
            

            
            
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    german: Behold the German Retriver
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                german: Behold the German Retriver
                
            

            
            
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    german: positive-memes:The heroes we need but the heroes we dont deserve


Listen to your most trusted german when she says:Yep. They did that and it’s fucking hilarious. Fuck those nazi scumbags
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                german: positive-memes:The heroes we need but the heroes we dont deserve


Listen to your most trusted german when she says:Yep. They did that and it’s fucking hilarious. Fuck those nazi scumbags
                
            

            
            
positive-memes:The heroes we need but the heroes we dont deserve


Listen to your most trusted german when she says:Yep. They did that an...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    german: My German Shepherd’s secret identity is BatDog
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                german: My German Shepherd’s secret identity is BatDog
                
            

            
            
My German Shepherd’s secret identity is BatDog

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    german: My German Shepherd’s secret identity is BatDog
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                german: My German Shepherd’s secret identity is BatDog
                
            

            
            
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    german: meara-eldestofthemall:

girlactionfigure:

Eugene Lazowski was a Polish doctor who saved thousands of Jews during the Holocaust by creating a fake epidemic that kept the Germans away from their town.
Eugene received his medical degree before the war started. After Germany invaded Poland in 1939, he became a military doctor with the Polish resistance. He was imprisoned in a German POW camp for his anti-Nazi activities. After his release in 1942, Eugene moved to a small town, Rozwadow, with his wife and young daughter. There he reunited with a friend from medical school, Stanislaw Matulewicz.Stanislaw made a medical discovery that seemed minor but proved monumental. He found that healthy people could be injected with a typhoid vaccine that would make them test positive for the deadly disease without actually contracting it.Eugene hatched a brilliant plan. He knew that Germans tended to be germaphobes and were terrified of typhus, a contagious bacterial disease. When a Polish town was found to be infected with typhus, the German occupiers would quarantine the entire area. Eugene also knew that by implementing his plan, he risked the death penalty, which applied to Poles who helped Jews. Undeterred by the risk, Eugene injected thousands of people with typhus and sent blood samples to the Germans to report the “epidemic.” He made sure to inject non-Jews as well as Jews, so the Nazis wouldn’t just come in and massacre all the Jews in town. Because it appeared to be a widespread epidemic, the Nazis stayed clear of Rozwadow. By late 1943, the Gestapo was suspicious. The entire town was supposedly infested with typhus, yet nobody was dying. Eugene learned a German medical team was being sent to the quarantined area. He frantically approached the oldest and sickest-looking people in town and asked them to wait in a squalid shack. When the visitors arrived, the villagers welcomed them with a party - featuring large quantities of vodka. After the celebration, the German doctors were taken to the “patients.” Eugene said, “I told them to be my guest and examine the patients, but to be careful because the Polish are dirty and full of lice, which transfer typhus.”The doctors quickly took blood samples without conducting full examinations of the patients. When the samples tested positive for typhus, the German health authorities were satisfied the epidemic was still raging. They never came back.After the war, Eugene didn’t tell anybody of his heroic acts, not even his wife. It wasn’t until a documentary was produced in 2000 about the fake epidemic that Eugene received the accolades he deserved. He passed away in 2006 at age 92.For risking his his life to save the Jews of Rozwadow, Poland, we honor Dr. Eugene Lazowski as this week’s Thursday Hero. Accidental Talmudist

It’s important to remember that not all heroes wear tights and a cape.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                german: meara-eldestofthemall:

girlactionfigure:

Eugene Lazowski was a Polish doctor who saved thousands of Jews during the Holocaust by creating a fake epidemic that kept the Germans away from their town.
Eugene received his medical degree before the war started. After Germany invaded Poland in 1939, he became a military doctor with the Polish resistance. He was imprisoned in a German POW camp for his anti-Nazi activities. After his release in 1942, Eugene moved to a small town, Rozwadow, with his wife and young daughter. There he reunited with a friend from medical school, Stanislaw Matulewicz.Stanislaw made a medical discovery that seemed minor but proved monumental. He found that healthy people could be injected with a typhoid vaccine that would make them test positive for the deadly disease without actually contracting it.Eugene hatched a brilliant plan. He knew that Germans tended to be germaphobes and were terrified of typhus, a contagious bacterial disease. When a Polish town was found to be infected with typhus, the German occupiers would quarantine the entire area. Eugene also knew that by implementing his plan, he risked the death penalty, which applied to Poles who helped Jews. Undeterred by the risk, Eugene injected thousands of people with typhus and sent blood samples to the Germans to report the “epidemic.” He made sure to inject non-Jews as well as Jews, so the Nazis wouldn’t just come in and massacre all the Jews in town. Because it appeared to be a widespread epidemic, the Nazis stayed clear of Rozwadow. By late 1943, the Gestapo was suspicious. The entire town was supposedly infested with typhus, yet nobody was dying. Eugene learned a German medical team was being sent to the quarantined area. He frantically approached the oldest and sickest-looking people in town and asked them to wait in a squalid shack. When the visitors arrived, the villagers welcomed them with a party - featuring large quantities of vodka. After the celebration, the German doctors were taken to the “patients.” Eugene said, “I told them to be my guest and examine the patients, but to be careful because the Polish are dirty and full of lice, which transfer typhus.”The doctors quickly took blood samples without conducting full examinations of the patients. When the samples tested positive for typhus, the German health authorities were satisfied the epidemic was still raging. They never came back.After the war, Eugene didn’t tell anybody of his heroic acts, not even his wife. It wasn’t until a documentary was produced in 2000 about the fake epidemic that Eugene received the accolades he deserved. He passed away in 2006 at age 92.For risking his his life to save the Jews of Rozwadow, Poland, we honor Dr. Eugene Lazowski as this week’s Thursday Hero. Accidental Talmudist

It’s important to remember that not all heroes wear tights and a cape.

                
            

            
            
meara-eldestofthemall:

girlactionfigure:

Eugene Lazowski was a Polish doctor who saved thousands of Jews during the Holocaust by creati...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    german: triebtaeter:“Eckbank” 
German Streetart
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                german: triebtaeter:“Eckbank” 
German Streetart
                
            

            
            
triebtaeter:“Eckbank” 
German Streetart

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    german: This map is all over Twitter. Apparently some German guy got bored and tried to name all 50 states. This is the end result…
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                german: This map is all over Twitter. Apparently some German guy got bored and tried to name all 50 states. This is the end result…
                
            

            
            
This map is all over Twitter. Apparently some German guy got bored and tried to name all 50 states. This is the end result…

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    german: German DVD boxset…I thought nothing evil ever comes from that country
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                german: German DVD boxset…I thought nothing evil ever comes from that country
                
            

            
            
German DVD boxset…I thought nothing evil ever comes from that country

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    german: This map is all over Twitter. Apparently some German guy got bored and tried to name all 50 states. This is the end result…
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                german: This map is all over Twitter. Apparently some German guy got bored and tried to name all 50 states. This is the end result…
                
            

            
            
This map is all over Twitter. Apparently some German guy got bored and tried to name all 50 states. This is the end result…

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    german: This map is all over Twitter. Apparently some German guy got bored and tried to name all 50 states. This is the end result…
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                german: This map is all over Twitter. Apparently some German guy got bored and tried to name all 50 states. This is the end result…
                
            

            
            
This map is all over Twitter. Apparently some German guy got bored and tried to name all 50 states. This is the end result…

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    german: huariqueje:
Untitled   -   Karin Kneffel, 2008.
German,b.1957-
Oil on canvas,  

 130 x 300 cm.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                german: huariqueje:
Untitled   -   Karin Kneffel, 2008.
German,b.1957-
Oil on canvas,  

 130 x 300 cm.

                
            

            
            
huariqueje:
Untitled   -   Karin Kneffel, 2008.
German,b.1957-
Oil on canvas,  

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    german: land-of-maps:

Percentage of population able to hold a conversation in German in the EU by country
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    german: official-german-gaming:

Wow, da fühlt man sich ja fast schon wie Zuhause!
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                german: official-german-gaming:

Wow, da fühlt man sich ja fast schon wie Zuhause!
                
            

            
            
official-german-gaming:

Wow, da fühlt man sich ja fast schon wie Zuhause!

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    german: fordarkmornings:
Albert Lynch (Peruvian, 1860–1950)
Ferdinand Keller (German, 1842–1922) 
Kenyon Cox (American, 1856–1919)


Jules Breton (French, 1827–1906)



    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                german: fordarkmornings:
Albert Lynch (Peruvian, 1860–1950)
Ferdinand Keller (German, 1842–1922) 
Kenyon Cox (American, 1856–1919)


Jules Breton (French, 1827–1906)



                
            

            
            
fordarkmornings:
Albert Lynch (Peruvian, 1860–1950)
Ferdinand Keller (German, 1842–1922) 
Kenyon Cox (American, 1856–1919)


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    german: land-of-maps:

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    german: y @TheStrangeRoots
 How programming languages got their names
 Bash
 Clojure
 The creator wanted to include the letter 'c' (C#), 'I
 (Lisp) and 'j' (Java) and liked that it was a pun on
 'closure! The word 'closure, the act of closing, comes
 from the Latin 'clausūra' stemming from' clauděre'
 which means 'to shut or close!
 Bash is an acronym for Bourne-again Shell, a pun
 on the Bourne Shell - named after creator Stephen
 Bourne - being "born again". 'Bash' is also a verb
 meaning 'to strike with a heavy blow', possibly from
 the Danish 'baske' meaning 'to beat, strike!
 Quite simply C got its name because it was
 preceded by a programming language called B.C
 spawned its own children including C++ and C#.It
 is the third letter in the English alphabet and was
 originally identical to the Greek letter 'Gamma',
 Java
 Go
 Elixir
 The name Java was the result of a highly-
 caffeinated brainstorming session. Java, or 'Jawa'
 in Indonesian, is the name of a large island in
 Indonesia that produces strong, dark and sweet
 coffee. It has been a slang term for coffee in the
 United States since the 1800s.
 One of the Google developers said the name Go,
 sometime referred to as Golang, was chosen
 because it was 'short and easy to type'
 The word 'go, meaning 'to travel or go somewhere'
 stems from the Old High German 'gan' (to go).
 The word 'elixir', meaning a potion or essence that
 prolongs life or preserves something, stems from
 the Arabic 'al-ikst' via the late Greek 'xerion', a
 powder for drying wounds. Appeared in Middle
 English from the 14th century.
 Java
 JavaScript
 Kotlin
 Perl
 Originally named Mocha, a type of fine quality
 coffee, it was later renamed JavaScript, combining
 Java, US slang for coffee, + 'Script, 'something that
 is written' from the Latin 'scriptum, 'a set of
 written words or writing.
 Inspired by Java, it was named after Kotlin Island
 in Russia. Originally called Kettusaari by the Finns
 ('fox island') and Ketlingen by the Swedes, (maybe
 stemming from 'kettel' meaning 'cauldron'). After
 Russia won control of the island in 1703 it was
 Initially named Pearl, the alternative spelling was
 adopted as the name was already taken. It comes
 from the Middle French 'perle 'meaning 'bead' or
 'something valuable' and the Latin 'perna' meaning
 'leg, also a mollusc shaped like a leg of mutton.
 JS
 renamed 'Kotling' then 'Kotlin.
 PHP
 Python
 Ris named partly after the first names of the first
 two R authors (Ross Ihaka and Robert Gentleman)
 and partly as a play on the name of S, itss parent
 langauge. It is the 18th letter in the alphabet and
 derives from the Greek letter 'Rho'
 php
 Originally known as Personal Home Page
 Construction Kit, this was later shortened to just
 PHP (an acronym for Personal Home Page). It is
 now accepted as the initials for PHP: Hypertext
 Preprocessor.
 Creator Guido van Rossum named Python after TV
 comedy Monty Python's Flying Circus. The word
 'python' comes from the ancient Greek 'Puthón,
 the name of a huge serpent killed by the god
 Apollo. Later adopted as a generic term for non-
 poisonous snakes that constrict their prey.
 Ruby
 Scala
 Rust
 Influenced by Perl, the developer chose a
 colleague's birthstone which followed it in the
 monthly sequence (June is Pearl, Ruby is July).
 Ruby comes from the Old French 'rubi', a 'reddish
 precious stone', and the Latin 'rubeus, 'red'.
 Rust's name comes from a fungus that is robust,
 distributed, and parallel. It is also a substring of
 robust. Rust, also the reddish coating formed on
 oxidized metal, stems from the German 'rost' and
 possibly the Indo-European base of 'red.
 Scala is a combination of the first letters of
 'scalable' and 'language! It is also the Italian word
 for 'stairway', as it helps users to ascend to a
 better language. The logo is also an abstraction of
 a staircase or steps.
 SQL
 Swift
 TypeScript
 SQL
 Originating from the shortcomings of JavaScript,
 hence the similarility of the name. Its name
 combines 'Type', meaning a kind or class (from the
 Greek 'tuptein' 'to strike'), with 'Script, 'something
 that is written' from the Latin 'scriptum'.
 First called "Structured English Query Language"
 (SEQUEL), pronounced "sequel", it was a pun that it
 was the sequel to QUEL. It was later shortened to
 SQL. The word 'sequel' stems from the Latin
 'sequela' from 'sequr' meaning 'to follow.
 The word 'swift' means 'moving with great speed or
 velocity' and can be traced back to the prehistoric
 'swipt' meaning to 'move in a sweeping manner'. The
 swallow-like bird became known as a swift from the
 17th century and is used as the language's logo.
 TS
how programming languages got their names
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                german: y @TheStrangeRoots
 How programming languages got their names
 Bash
 Clojure
 The creator wanted to include the letter 'c' (C#), 'I
 (Lisp) and 'j' (Java) and liked that it was a pun on
 'closure! The word 'closure, the act of closing, comes
 from the Latin 'clausūra' stemming from' clauděre'
 which means 'to shut or close!
 Bash is an acronym for Bourne-again Shell, a pun
 on the Bourne Shell - named after creator Stephen
 Bourne - being "born again". 'Bash' is also a verb
 meaning 'to strike with a heavy blow', possibly from
 the Danish 'baske' meaning 'to beat, strike!
 Quite simply C got its name because it was
 preceded by a programming language called B.C
 spawned its own children including C++ and C#.It
 is the third letter in the English alphabet and was
 originally identical to the Greek letter 'Gamma',
 Java
 Go
 Elixir
 The name Java was the result of a highly-
 caffeinated brainstorming session. Java, or 'Jawa'
 in Indonesian, is the name of a large island in
 Indonesia that produces strong, dark and sweet
 coffee. It has been a slang term for coffee in the
 United States since the 1800s.
 One of the Google developers said the name Go,
 sometime referred to as Golang, was chosen
 because it was 'short and easy to type'
 The word 'go, meaning 'to travel or go somewhere'
 stems from the Old High German 'gan' (to go).
 The word 'elixir', meaning a potion or essence that
 prolongs life or preserves something, stems from
 the Arabic 'al-ikst' via the late Greek 'xerion', a
 powder for drying wounds. Appeared in Middle
 English from the 14th century.
 Java
 JavaScript
 Kotlin
 Perl
 Originally named Mocha, a type of fine quality
 coffee, it was later renamed JavaScript, combining
 Java, US slang for coffee, + 'Script, 'something that
 is written' from the Latin 'scriptum, 'a set of
 written words or writing.
 Inspired by Java, it was named after Kotlin Island
 in Russia. Originally called Kettusaari by the Finns
 ('fox island') and Ketlingen by the Swedes, (maybe
 stemming from 'kettel' meaning 'cauldron'). After
 Russia won control of the island in 1703 it was
 Initially named Pearl, the alternative spelling was
 adopted as the name was already taken. It comes
 from the Middle French 'perle 'meaning 'bead' or
 'something valuable' and the Latin 'perna' meaning
 'leg, also a mollusc shaped like a leg of mutton.
 JS
 renamed 'Kotling' then 'Kotlin.
 PHP
 Python
 Ris named partly after the first names of the first
 two R authors (Ross Ihaka and Robert Gentleman)
 and partly as a play on the name of S, itss parent
 langauge. It is the 18th letter in the alphabet and
 derives from the Greek letter 'Rho'
 php
 Originally known as Personal Home Page
 Construction Kit, this was later shortened to just
 PHP (an acronym for Personal Home Page). It is
 now accepted as the initials for PHP: Hypertext
 Preprocessor.
 Creator Guido van Rossum named Python after TV
 comedy Monty Python's Flying Circus. The word
 'python' comes from the ancient Greek 'Puthón,
 the name of a huge serpent killed by the god
 Apollo. Later adopted as a generic term for non-
 poisonous snakes that constrict their prey.
 Ruby
 Scala
 Rust
 Influenced by Perl, the developer chose a
 colleague's birthstone which followed it in the
 monthly sequence (June is Pearl, Ruby is July).
 Ruby comes from the Old French 'rubi', a 'reddish
 precious stone', and the Latin 'rubeus, 'red'.
 Rust's name comes from a fungus that is robust,
 distributed, and parallel. It is also a substring of
 robust. Rust, also the reddish coating formed on
 oxidized metal, stems from the German 'rost' and
 possibly the Indo-European base of 'red.
 Scala is a combination of the first letters of
 'scalable' and 'language! It is also the Italian word
 for 'stairway', as it helps users to ascend to a
 better language. The logo is also an abstraction of
 a staircase or steps.
 SQL
 Swift
 TypeScript
 SQL
 Originating from the shortcomings of JavaScript,
 hence the similarility of the name. Its name
 combines 'Type', meaning a kind or class (from the
 Greek 'tuptein' 'to strike'), with 'Script, 'something
 that is written' from the Latin 'scriptum'.
 First called "Structured English Query Language"
 (SEQUEL), pronounced "sequel", it was a pun that it
 was the sequel to QUEL. It was later shortened to
 SQL. The word 'sequel' stems from the Latin
 'sequela' from 'sequr' meaning 'to follow.
 The word 'swift' means 'moving with great speed or
 velocity' and can be traced back to the prehistoric
 'swipt' meaning to 'move in a sweeping manner'. The
 swallow-like bird became known as a swift from the
 17th century and is used as the language's logo.
 TS
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    german: 4)
 -'
 04)
 French ▼
 English"
 coup de feu
 gunshot

 English
 04)
 French
 coup de fou
 Blowjob

 French ▼
 4)
 English ▼
 coup de foudre
 love at first sight

 FEnglish
 04)
 French
 coup de foutre
 Cum shot
 Did you mean coup de foudre?
feniczoroark:

candygarnet:
shamwowxl:

wine-dark-sea:

ilyasaurus:

randomfandomteacher:

indigopersei:

broitsablog:

wildeisms:


@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

my friend,if only you knew


It’s a very dangerous language to learn


Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way. 
The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact
Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

truly the language of love



Hell language @randomnightlord 


No wonders I always got a 6 in French.I stay with German happily
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                german: 4)
 -'
 04)
 French ▼
 English"
 coup de feu
 gunshot

 English
 04)
 French
 coup de fou
 Blowjob

 French ▼
 4)
 English ▼
 coup de foudre
 love at first sight

 FEnglish
 04)
 French
 coup de foutre
 Cum shot
 Did you mean coup de foudre?
feniczoroark:

candygarnet:
shamwowxl:

wine-dark-sea:

ilyasaurus:

randomfandomteacher:

indigopersei:

broitsablog:

wildeisms:


@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

my friend,if only you knew


It’s a very dangerous language to learn


Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way. 
The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact
Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

truly the language of love



Hell language @randomnightlord 


No wonders I always got a 6 in French.I stay with German happily
                
            

            
            
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