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Douchebag, Memes, and Apple Store: When you're about to go hijack a plane but your mom says you have to finish your chores What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little conformist bitch? I'll have you know I graduated by the skin of my teeth in all my courses in community college and I've been making fucking pottery for my whole life and I listen to underground only music. I am trained in whining and I'm the top douchebag in Starbucks. You are nothing to be but a fucking conformist. I will wipe you the fuck out with shit so underground it's in China, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying this shit to me over a fucking conformist site like Facebook? Think again, copy. As we speak I'm contacting my manager at Barnes and Noble and he's got connections with every Apple store manager this side of the Mississippi, and your IP address is being traced so you better prepare for man slaps you little maggot. The man slaps that will knock you on your ass. You're fucking dead, conformist. I can get in my Prius and be anywhere in a matter of hours, anytime and I can berate you in 700 ways, and that's just in English. Not only am I able to speak languages no one else speaks, but I have access to your Twitter account and I will use it to its full extent to wipe out all your followers you little mainstream junkie. If only you could know what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon yo, maybe would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the full price you goddamn mainstream loving bastard. I will shit classic literature all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, conformist.
Douchebag, Memes, and Apple Store: When you're about to go hijack a
 plane but your mom says you have to
 finish your chores
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little conformist bitch? I'll have you know I graduated by the skin of my teeth in all my courses in community college and I've been making fucking pottery for my whole life and I listen to underground only music. I am trained in whining and I'm the top douchebag in Starbucks. You are nothing to be but a fucking conformist. I will wipe you the fuck out with shit so underground it's in China, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying this shit to me over a fucking conformist site like Facebook? Think again, copy. As we speak I'm contacting my manager at Barnes and Noble and he's got connections with every Apple store manager this side of the Mississippi, and your IP address is being traced so you better prepare for man slaps you little maggot. The man slaps that will knock you on your ass. You're fucking dead, conformist. I can get in my Prius and be anywhere in a matter of hours, anytime and I can berate you in 700 ways, and that's just in English. Not only am I able to speak languages no one else speaks, but I have access to your Twitter account and I will use it to its full extent to wipe out all your followers you little mainstream junkie. If only you could know what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon yo, maybe would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the full price you goddamn mainstream loving bastard. I will shit classic literature all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, conformist.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little conformist bitch? I'll have you know I graduated by the skin of my teeth in all m...

Academy Awards, Baller Alert, and Memes: Baller Alert's Black History Month Facts Baller Alert's Black History Month Facts -blogged by- @peachkyss β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Did you know that ViolaDavis is the first African American actress to be nominated for three AcademyAward nominations? β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Viola Davis fell in love with acting at a young age. The actress graduated from Rhode Island College, where she earned her degree in theater in 1988. After graduating, she continued her studies at the famed Juilliard School of Performing Arts in New York City. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € While in NYC, the actress made a name for herself in the theater world. The actress won her first Tony Awards for the 2001 drama "King Hedly II." β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Viola Davis has played in many of our favorite movies-television series from AntwoneFisher, TheHelp, Law&Order , HTGAWM, and so many more. Viola Davis has a talent that is unforgettable from the moment she walks in the room to the moment she speaks. Her hit show HowToGetAwayWithMurder has grown her fan base even more. She is just that talented. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € In 2015, Viola Davis became the first African American woman to win an Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama series for her on "How to Get Away With Murder." β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Now in 2017, the actress has made history again after being nominated for three Academy Awards for the hit film, Fences. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Congratulations Viola Davis on many of your accomplishments. You are truly an inspiration to many and you are a Black Woman that Rocks! bablackhistory
Academy Awards, Baller Alert, and Memes: Baller Alert's Black History Month Facts
Baller Alert's Black History Month Facts -blogged by- @peachkyss β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Did you know that ViolaDavis is the first African American actress to be nominated for three AcademyAward nominations? β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Viola Davis fell in love with acting at a young age. The actress graduated from Rhode Island College, where she earned her degree in theater in 1988. After graduating, she continued her studies at the famed Juilliard School of Performing Arts in New York City. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € While in NYC, the actress made a name for herself in the theater world. The actress won her first Tony Awards for the 2001 drama "King Hedly II." β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Viola Davis has played in many of our favorite movies-television series from AntwoneFisher, TheHelp, Law&Order , HTGAWM, and so many more. Viola Davis has a talent that is unforgettable from the moment she walks in the room to the moment she speaks. Her hit show HowToGetAwayWithMurder has grown her fan base even more. She is just that talented. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € In 2015, Viola Davis became the first African American woman to win an Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama series for her on "How to Get Away With Murder." β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Now in 2017, the actress has made history again after being nominated for three Academy Awards for the hit film, Fences. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Congratulations Viola Davis on many of your accomplishments. You are truly an inspiration to many and you are a Black Woman that Rocks! bablackhistory

Baller Alert's Black History Month Facts -blogged by- @peachkyss β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Did you know that ViolaDavis is the first African Ameri...

Baked, Cookies, and Creepy: me: no thanks i'm on a diet hehe me 10 minutes later: Dr Smashlove Ladies if we go out to dinner getchu a molten chocolate cake with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on the side. Maybe some mochi, if we at a sushi joint (might I suggest the red bean - it don't taste like beans - the Japanese done worked they magic on it and now it taste like fruit 😍). A serving of sorbet, if that's what floats your boat. A 'seasonal fruit bowl', if that catches your fancy (side note: how these high class joints get away with charging $11 for nine raspberries and eight blueberries Bruh? That's seasonal robbery right there FFS πŸ˜‚). A plate of 'zeppole', perhaps (that's Italian for 'Dunkin Donut donut holes' or, for my fine ass Canadian readers, 'Timbits' 😍). Eat that sugar baby girl. You'll need them calories for later. As for me, the dessert I desire resides between your thighs. Put it on me. Suffocate me, mama. Let me inhale that Punani essence - sweeter than a batch of fresh baked chocolate chip cookies. Let your waterfall of mango-flavored honey drizzle drench my sensibilities until I can no longer think straight and am consumed in infatuation and adoration. U feel me? Let me dive in the Punani and swim across your ocean. I love worldly desserts as much as anyone but I know there is a higher dessert. A sweeter one. A more fragrant, intoxicating one. More intoxicating that that peach cobbler when u woozy afterward and u all like "waitress what they put in this joint" and she all "the chef prepares it in a French liquer" and u just like "ok dammit, I'm drunk off a dessert now, this wasn't how tonight was suppose to go" πŸ˜«πŸ˜‚. In any event, feed me mama. U the dessert chef tonight. Like a episode of Chopped where u making a rare and delicious form of ice cream - and all the judges like "SHE'S GOING FOR IT - SHE'S GOING FOR THE ICE CREAM MAKER - SHE'S DOING IT" <- they always say this...every episode πŸ˜‚. Pour that ice cream on me mama. U win this round. U win every round. U the new mildly-creepy salty steak chef dude. Slap me. Massage me. Throw me on the fire, u feel me? Just let me get that Nani first - and imma die a happy man πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Baked, Cookies, and Creepy: me: no thanks i'm on a diet hehe
 me 10 minutes later:
 Dr Smashlove
Ladies if we go out to dinner getchu a molten chocolate cake with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on the side. Maybe some mochi, if we at a sushi joint (might I suggest the red bean - it don't taste like beans - the Japanese done worked they magic on it and now it taste like fruit 😍). A serving of sorbet, if that's what floats your boat. A 'seasonal fruit bowl', if that catches your fancy (side note: how these high class joints get away with charging $11 for nine raspberries and eight blueberries Bruh? That's seasonal robbery right there FFS πŸ˜‚). A plate of 'zeppole', perhaps (that's Italian for 'Dunkin Donut donut holes' or, for my fine ass Canadian readers, 'Timbits' 😍). Eat that sugar baby girl. You'll need them calories for later. As for me, the dessert I desire resides between your thighs. Put it on me. Suffocate me, mama. Let me inhale that Punani essence - sweeter than a batch of fresh baked chocolate chip cookies. Let your waterfall of mango-flavored honey drizzle drench my sensibilities until I can no longer think straight and am consumed in infatuation and adoration. U feel me? Let me dive in the Punani and swim across your ocean. I love worldly desserts as much as anyone but I know there is a higher dessert. A sweeter one. A more fragrant, intoxicating one. More intoxicating that that peach cobbler when u woozy afterward and u all like "waitress what they put in this joint" and she all "the chef prepares it in a French liquer" and u just like "ok dammit, I'm drunk off a dessert now, this wasn't how tonight was suppose to go" πŸ˜«πŸ˜‚. In any event, feed me mama. U the dessert chef tonight. Like a episode of Chopped where u making a rare and delicious form of ice cream - and all the judges like "SHE'S GOING FOR IT - SHE'S GOING FOR THE ICE CREAM MAKER - SHE'S DOING IT" <- they always say this...every episode πŸ˜‚. Pour that ice cream on me mama. U win this round. U win every round. U the new mildly-creepy salty steak chef dude. Slap me. Massage me. Throw me on the fire, u feel me? Just let me get that Nani first - and imma die a happy man πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Ladies if we go out to dinner getchu a molten chocolate cake with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on the side. Maybe some mochi, if we at a sus...