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Baked, Creepy, and Massage: me: no thanks i'm on a diet hehe
 me 10 minutes later:
 Dr Smashlove
Ladies if we go out to dinner getchu a molten chocolate cake with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on the side. Maybe some mochi, if we at a sushi joint (might I suggest the red bean - it don't taste like beans - the Japanese done worked they magic on it and now it taste like fruit ๐Ÿ˜). A serving of sorbet, if that's what floats your boat. A 'seasonal fruit bowl', if that catches your fancy (side note: how these high class joints get away with charging $11 for nine raspberries and eight blueberries Bruh? That's seasonal robbery right there FFS ๐Ÿ˜‚). A plate of 'zeppole', perhaps (that's Italian for 'Dunkin Donut donut holes' or, for my fine ass Canadian readers, 'Timbits' ๐Ÿ˜). Eat that sugar baby girl. You'll need them calories for later. As for me, the dessert I desire resides between your thighs. Put it on me. Suffocate me, mama. Let me inhale that Punani essence - sweeter than a batch of fresh baked chocolate chip cookies. Let your waterfall of mango-flavored honey drizzle drench my sensibilities until I can no longer think straight and am consumed in infatuation and adoration. U feel me? Let me dive in the Punani and swim across your ocean. I love worldly desserts as much as anyone but I know there is a higher dessert. A sweeter one. A more fragrant, intoxicating one. More intoxicating that that peach cobbler when u woozy afterward and u all like "waitress what they put in this joint" and she all "the chef prepares it in a French liquer" and u just like "ok dammit, I'm drunk off a dessert now, this wasn't how tonight was suppose to go" ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜‚. In any event, feed me mama. U the dessert chef tonight. Like a episode of Chopped where u making a rare and delicious form of ice cream - and all the judges like "SHE'S GOING FOR IT - SHE'S GOING FOR THE ICE CREAM MAKER - SHE'S DOING IT" <- they always say this...every episode ๐Ÿ˜‚. Pour that ice cream on me mama. U win this round. U win every round. U the new mildly-creepy salty steak chef dude. Slap me. Massage me. Throw me on the fire, u feel me? Just let me get that Nani first - and imma die a happy man ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Ladies if we go out to dinner getchu a molten chocolate cake with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on the side. Maybe some mochi, if we at a sus...

Memes, ๐Ÿค–, and Get Away: When you get your way and he hits you
 with that "anything for my princess"
 I CAN
 RELATE
What am I 5 to let anyone let me get away with shit?! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚ @trashyqueen_ go follow my girl @trashyqueen_ . . . relationshipproblems nochill girlsbelike girl lol sweetpsych0 followme sorrynotsorry zerofucksgiven girlsarecrazy nyc uk jokesfordays miami california nochill makeupjunkie makeuplook wingedliner lol theworst trashyqueen_ followme nyc lasvegas california girl love

What am I 5 to let anyone let me get away with shit?! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚ @trashyqueen_ go follow my girl @trashyqueen_ . . . relationshipproblems nochill gi...

Memes, Logos, and ๐Ÿค–: QUIS MENTR PRA MIM
 OLHASO
 KIRIDINHA
 @OLHAKIRDINHA
 LOGO EU ESTAGIARIA
 DA ANNALISE KEATING
Logo eu, graduando em "How to Get Away with Murder"! olhasokiridinha htgawm howtogetawaywithmurder

Logo eu, graduando em "How to Get Away with Murder"! olhasokiridinha htgawm howtogetawaywithmurder

Memes, Slick, and ๐Ÿค–: juandissimo u ain't slick
That man thought he could get away with stealing Juandissimos swag โ€ข โžซโžซ Follow @savagememesss for more posts daily

That man thought he could get away with stealing Juandissimos swag โ€ข โžซโžซ Follow @savagememesss for more posts daily

Funny, Hey Girl, and Whisper: Him: Hey girl, want to see my
 Her: Ew! Get away from me you pervert!
 Him: *whispers
 ...memes
Yikes ๐Ÿ‘€

Yikes ๐Ÿ‘€

Memes, Roast, and Vine: @Regrann from @applekyd - When they think they can get away with Roasting you w- @keonhector Comedy GyKomedy instagram vine ๏ฃฟ

@Regrann from @applekyd - When they think they can get away with Roasting you w- @keonhector Comedy GyKomedy instagram vine ๏ฃฟ

Memes, Grey's Anatomy, and Grey: Cgreysfactts
 GREY'S ANATOMY RETURNS IN
 LESS THAN 3 WEEKS WITH
 ALL NEW SCANDAL AND HOW
 TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER
Double Tap if you can't wait! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿท + Fact: Grey's Anatomy returns in less than 3 weeks with all new Scandal and How to get away with Murder! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿท๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป + - greysanatomy greys greysfacts greysabc tgit

Double Tap if you can't wait! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿท + Fact: Grey's Anatomy returns in less than 3 weeks with all new Scandal and How to get away with Murder! ...

Kkk, Memes, and ๐Ÿค–: Oizinho mozinho
 Acabouzinho o filmezinho?
 naozinho
 v Entregue
 rmoed to get away.
 CERO
 ta no intervalinho
 v Entregue
 Xatiadinho com o filmeinho que ta
 passando no sbtzinho e n acaba
 loguinho pq ta dandao
 ha da minha bebezinha
 nano desejo um
 relacionamento
 desse pra ninguรฉm
Credo kkk. Segue pรกgina reserva: @saporrasincerooficial saporra

Credo kkk. Segue pรกgina reserva: @saporrasincerooficial saporra

Memes, Grey's Anatomy, and Grey: THE ORLD
 PREMIEREOF THE
 NEW TGITTRAILER RELEASES
 TOMORROW ON NEW YEAR'S
 EVE BISTOFDECEMBER 2016
Double Tap for grey's anatomy in 2017! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿปโค๏ธ + Fact: The world premiere of the new TGIT (Grey's Anatomy, Scandal & How to get away with Murder) trailer releases tomorrow on New Year's Eve, 31st of December 2016! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿปโค๏ธ + - greysanatomy greys greysfacts greysabc tgit

Double Tap for grey's anatomy in 2017! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿปโค๏ธ + Fact: The world premiere of the new TGIT (Grey's Anatomy, Scandal & How to get away with Murde...

Funny, Get Away, and Funny-Buts: I mean this funny but the guys laugh
 got me dying
How they get away with this Lmaooo

How they get away with this Lmaooo

Memes, The Dress, and Babes: When you're too fat for the dress you
 was suppose to wear tonight.
 @North Witch69
 Cries in English, Korean,
 Cantonese, Mandarin and
 French]
Every Fucking year I think a body con will be ok on me for today. BABES you can't get away with a body con on the best of days, not the day after Christmas. Fucking teletubie.

Every Fucking year I think a body con will be ok on me for today. BABES you can't get away with a body con on the best of days, not the day ...

Tumblr, Joyful, and Murder: CTV
 You nervous again?
 nalajahzara
 when you ain't fucked in a long time and you know he bout
 to break your back
 E donzs
 Viola Davis Taking a Break from Sex Scenes on
 How to Get Away with Murder: 'I Blew My Back
 Out
I just want a sewing machine... So I haven't gotten gifts on Christmas for the last idk... 6-7 years.. But if I were to get one this Christmas I'd honestly bust a nut of joy if it was a sewing machine

I just want a sewing machine... So I haven't gotten gifts on Christmas for the last idk... 6-7 years.. But if I were to get one this Christm...

Abc, Memes, and Desk: Viola Davis to Receive
 Hollywood Walk of Fame's First
 Star of 2017
 17th soulia4
ViolaDavis is about to take her place in Hollywood history. Hollywood Walk of Fame producer and VP of media relations Ana Martinez just announced that the lauded actress will receive a star on January 5. Davisโ€™ ceremony will be the first of 2017.Davis will add a Hollywood star to her long list of acting accolades, most recently earning nominations from a slew of organizations for her upcoming role in โ€œFences.โ€ The woman slays in multiple mediums. Sheโ€™s won an Emmy for her starring role in ABCโ€™s โ€œHow to Get Away With Murder,โ€ two Tony Awards for her characters in Broadwayโ€™s โ€œFencesโ€ and โ€œKing Hedley II.โ€ She also has a collection of SAG, Critics Choice, Peopleโ€™s Choice and Drama Desk awards. The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce, which administers the Walk of Fame, first announced in 2012 that Davis was among a list of entertainment professionals who had been selected to receive stars in 2013. No word on why it took four years to make it happen. โ€ฆBut better late than never. 17thsoulja BlackIG17th blackexcellenceinfilm๐ŸŽฅ

ViolaDavis is about to take her place in Hollywood history. Hollywood Walk of Fame producer and VP of media relations Ana Martinez just anno...

Memes, Mixtapes, and Rome: 4 nugundam
 When you're in Rome and you
 release your mixtape
 Source: nugundam
i played the internet is here at track today and i got a lot of people to run faster while trying to get away from me

i played the internet is here at track today and i got a lot of people to run faster while trying to get away from me

Memes, Wshh, and World Star: If you need to step back and get away
 from things for bit, do exactly what you
 need to do for you to gain clarity again.
 Q WORLD STAR
"Your Inner Peace & Wellness Is More Important Than Anything Going On Around You..." ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™Œ @QWorldstar BelieveThat PositiveVibes WSHH

"Your Inner Peace & Wellness Is More Important Than Anything Going On Around You..." ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™Œ @QWorldstar BelieveThat PositiveVibes WSHH

Blunts, Dumb, and Growing Up: WAY STO SAY NO TO WEED
 i. Are you kidding me? Grow up! 26. I was raised right, l won't light
 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks
 27. l'd like to keep my job, thanks
 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 28. You wish, pot junker Back off!
 4. No thanks, I'm a good person
 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard
 5 You need to go to jail, hempo. 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool
 6 My dad told me better, no way
 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer
 7 Grass is crass, also gross! No! 32. No, m as clean as a whistle
 8 Uhhh... no thanks loserl
 33. That's a death "roach." No
 g Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer
 1 Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin!
 t me think... No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds!
 1 No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me
 1 Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now
 14.I would rather not, okay?
 39. Get off my case, weed stoner
 15. njecting weed is for dummies. 40. Nuh uh, lrespect the police
 16. I will never do one toke. 41. Lay off, I listen to the law
 17. Absolutely not, Ilove myself, 42. NO Blunts are for bad men
 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter
 3. I'd rather not die. Tokes
 kill
 19. Bugger off, you bong addict! 44. No, weeds are for whacking
 20. l will use my taser on you
 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok?
 21. What do l look like? A failure? 46. Are you serious? Get a life
 22. Nah, bongs are wrong
 47. You're dumb if you do "dank
 23. No way! Hemp is horrible!
 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good
 24. I'd rather not be a cannibal.
 49. Nopel Spliffs are for wimps!
injecting weed is for dummies

injecting weed is for dummies

The Dab, Memes, and ๐Ÿค–: YOU CANT GET
 AWAY FROM THE
 DAB
Follow me (@relatablehumor) for more๐ŸŽ„ Credit:@destorm

Follow me (@relatablehumor) for more๐ŸŽ„ Credit:@destorm

My House, Relationships, and Texting: I am strongly considering being
 gay
 Cause girls are awful
 almost just burnt my house
 down
 I'm a fucking idiot
 I can't wait to get away from
 this school
 Yesterday 10:05 AM
 Sorry for blowing up on you
 last night. It was uncalled for.
 Thank you for being honest
 with me and would love to just
 be friends
Lot going on here

Lot going on here

Espn, Memes, and Wshh: ONSI
Really hope buddy didn't think he was gonna get away with that one...๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฉ @ESPN WSHH bruh

Really hope buddy didn't think he was gonna get away with that one...๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฉ @ESPN WSHH bruh

Drugs, Memes, and Scream: no means no
 "Stop" means no
 Turning away means no
 "I don't want to
 means no
 Shoving you away means no
 "Leave me alone" means no
 Passed out means no
 "I'm not ready" means no
 Pushing you away means no
 "I don't feel like it" means no
 Drunk or drugged means no
 Get away from me
 means no
 Screaming means no
 "Don't" means no
 Crying means no
 yes means
 one thing only:
 Freely given consent where both
Lmao 2 years ago I didnt want to come out ever because I was really afraid of how my friends will react. But now I'm at the point where I just wanna scream at my friends IM TRAAAAANS DONT CALL ME *****. I'm literally so ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ close to do it.rip -Jonah

Lmao 2 years ago I didnt want to come out ever because I was really afraid of how my friends will react. But now I'm at the point where I ju...

Batman, Memes, and Express: WHEN YOU SEE THE ONE"
 AND SHE GETTING AWAY
Literally laughing out loud at Batfleck's expression in this. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Don't let her get away, fellas. Lock that chick in Arkham and throw away the key. Via @dcmarvel_movies ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ batman bvs batmanvsuperman

Literally laughing out loud at Batfleck's expression in this. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Don't let her get away, fellas. Lock that chick in Arkham and throw away the...