Telling myself this as I down my 6th margarita @memes
To eat or not to eat
Me when I have 57 deadlines, no money and my life is pretty much falling apart but at least @JerseyShore is on tonight at 8-7c on @mtv who e...
So disrespectful to the booze gods.
The three day black out starts tonight...
Brent is a real one
Oh you blackout? That’s cute... I carb out. I don’t even need to get drunk to make bad decisions so there! I win.... another round pls while...
CHESS NOT CHECKERS!!!
Sound plan🙌🏻🤤 girlsthinkimfunnytwitter saturatedsaturday
Ya look it up 😁
Wait why is my uber rating so low? Oh. Right.
They played themselves. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2N003t8
How come I don’t have someone that follows me around while I get drunk and make poor decisions with food and compliments on hand? I want tha...
lets get drunk bird
Beep beep 🛴 You need to follow @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma
"Fully recovered" may be a biiiiit of a boost
I went to bed at 7am and everything hurts and i’m dying
Today in review
ITS FRIDAY LET ME LIVE MY LIFE! ( @thetastelessgentlemen )
What do people consider pregaming?? I legit get drunk off of one glass of wine and have the time of my life so I can’t relate. I’m always ch...
I’ve literally ate nothing but fries since March and nothing has happened☺️
Mama had a liquid lunch🤤👉🏻 girlsthinkimfunnytwitter winewednesday winesday winedownwednesday humpday drunkday
Let’s get drunker @wheredidmyvodkago 🤤🤤
Yass 🙌🏼🍻 Follow @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde
<p>We’re all just little animals! via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2sDZhJU">https://ift.tt/2sDZhJU</a></p>
<p>We’re all just little animals!</p>
Are you ok Susan😳 girlsthinkimfunnytwitter saturatedsaturday wtfbro canigetadrank
@pubity was voted ‘best meme account on Instagram’ 😂
Ok this isn’t a life hack....this is a necessity @_theblessedone 😂🙌🏻
Tag awayyyy! ( @drunkbetch )
Why am I single!? Is it because I’m so self absorbed!? Or is it the emotional unavailability!?😩 fridayfeels icantfeelmyface fromallthecrying
I’m gonna take a blackout nap right here now🤤💤💤 girlsthinkimfunnytwitter fridaymood fridaythe13th fridaynightlights
<p>Steel Reserves and Four Lokos (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
Fuck it @drgrayfang
Uh, yeah I'm down. #SundayFunday https://t.co/wQhEMkcrMm
How do you have time to go to Cabo?
Tag thatttt friend ( @cosmoskyle )