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    Dad, Family, and Friends: AT&T
 2:40 PM
 * 76%
 ),
 2 People
 Hi Mom, Dad
 I was going to wait until
 Mom got home to
 announce this in
 person, but I don't want
 to wait any longer.
 I recently discovered/
 realized that I'm trans.
 I don't want to have a
 big giant discussion
 about this so l'm going
 to address what
 believe to be the most
 pressing questions right
 here
 No, it's not a personality
 Message
 X,
 á Pay
 2

 2:40 PM
 2 People
 No, it's not a personality
 thing that I've beern
 repressing, it's just my
 body not feeling right.
 I'm still going to have
 the same personality
 that you know and love
 No, this is not some
 spur of the moment
 things, I've had these
 feelings for several
 years now, but it took
 getting linked to a
 transgender meme
 subreddit for me to
 understand what they
 meant.
 Yes, I do eventually
 Message
 X,
 á Pay

 Il AT&T
 2:40 PM
 2 People
 Yes, I do eventually
 want hormone
 treatments.
 Wether I want surgery
 or not is something I'll
 decide at a later date
 No I don't know how I'lI
 break the news to
 grandma, still figuring
 that out. I do know how
 I want to go about it
 with my friends and
 other family though
 No I am not into guys,
 so I guess that makes
 me lesbian as well.
 Message
 X,
 á Pay
 2

 AT&T
 2:41 PM
 * 76%
 2 People
 Thank you for all your
 love and support.
 l don't want to discuss
 this more until I get
 home today, and even
 then, I want some time
 to myself first.
 Please call me Grace
 Dad
 Woah
 First off know that we
 love you and will
 support you.
 I'll talk to you some
 more tonight.
 Message
 0
 Pay
 2
I came out to my parents
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Dad, Family, and Friends: AT&T
 2:40 PM
 * 76%
 ),
 2 People
 Hi Mom, Dad
 I was going to wait until
 Mom got home to
 announce this in
 person, but I don't want
 to wait any longer.
 I recently discovered/
 realized that I'm trans.
 I don't want to have a
 big giant discussion
 about this so l'm going
 to address what
 believe to be the most
 pressing questions right
 here
 No, it's not a personality
 Message
 X,
 á Pay
 2

 2:40 PM
 2 People
 No, it's not a personality
 thing that I've beern
 repressing, it's just my
 body not feeling right.
 I'm still going to have
 the same personality
 that you know and love
 No, this is not some
 spur of the moment
 things, I've had these
 feelings for several
 years now, but it took
 getting linked to a
 transgender meme
 subreddit for me to
 understand what they
 meant.
 Yes, I do eventually
 Message
 X,
 á Pay

 Il AT&T
 2:40 PM
 2 People
 Yes, I do eventually
 want hormone
 treatments.
 Wether I want surgery
 or not is something I'll
 decide at a later date
 No I don't know how I'lI
 break the news to
 grandma, still figuring
 that out. I do know how
 I want to go about it
 with my friends and
 other family though
 No I am not into guys,
 so I guess that makes
 me lesbian as well.
 Message
 X,
 á Pay
 2

 AT&T
 2:41 PM
 * 76%
 2 People
 Thank you for all your
 love and support.
 l don't want to discuss
 this more until I get
 home today, and even
 then, I want some time
 to myself first.
 Please call me Grace
 Dad
 Woah
 First off know that we
 love you and will
 support you.
 I'll talk to you some
 more tonight.
 Message
 0
 Pay
 2
I came out to my parents
                
            

            
            
I came out to my parents

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Arguing, Bless Up, and Dogs: My daughter was nervous around dogs,
 and then she met this guy. He let her love
 all over him for 20 minutes and then
 afterwards, her fear was gone. Thank you,
 sweet boy, for making her into the dog
 lover that she is!
 GIBBS
NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM 😂. They will argue about anything. It’s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories by wearing a Fitbit and measuring steps. Nah. New Yorkers will just argue with u until they thin 😂. I love it. I’m not saying they ain’t wonderful people! To the contrary! They be nice as HELL to me! They just love to argue. FOR EXAMPLE. Me: “fam I love getting food off the Halal carts.” NY person: “oh word, son? Oh it’s like THAT my dude? Ayo...Could I ax u a question, son?” *ominous music plays (90s era Mobb Deep)* Me: “sure...(?)” NY person: “ayo son...could I ax u what halal cart u go to my dude?” Me: “ummm like around Greenwich and Murray...(?)” NY person: “son [pregnant pause] SON 😂. U can’t be serriyiss right now son. Is u wildin my dude? *whispering to friend in NY Yankees cap* son...is this dude wildin?” Friend (quietly): “I mean ... he wildin son.” (Everyone in NY got a yes-man with him who wear a yankee fitted real low and who don’t really argue, he just agree with what his friend say lol.) New York person: “ayo u mean...Like up by World Trade?” And I’m like: “I guess...(?)” NY person: “SON! HOW U AINT KNOW THESE THINGS SON? 😂 U gotta know which halal cart got that GOOD good and which one got that mid grade son! Ayo do me a favor son walk a extra couple blocks to Broadway u see a cart that say “HALAL CHICKEN GYROS” with “ONE DOLLAR SAMOSA”...UNDA DAT. U ask for Hakeem. Tell him Donnell sent u. Yeah. Donnell from one two fif. U gotta tell him the street because it’s two Donnells. Son he gon hook u up with the FIRE CHICKEN my dude. Quiet as it’s kept? Prime Minister of Pakistan eat at that cart my dude word is bond I seent him. He had mad security around him and I’m like oh he gotta be a digni-TERRY he ordered chicken biryani with salad son I said ayo get that red sauce too my son and he did my dude it was wild we ate togevva but I don’t tell that story often anyway I’m not sayin don’t eat at them carts u eat at son! I’m just sayin...I WOUL-INNT EAT THERE IF I WAS U. BUT U COULD DO WHAT U FEEL. BLESS UP.” 😂😂😍 [ALL CREDITS IN COMMENT BELOW.]
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Arguing, Bless Up, and Dogs: My daughter was nervous around dogs,
 and then she met this guy. He let her love
 all over him for 20 minutes and then
 afterwards, her fear was gone. Thank you,
 sweet boy, for making her into the dog
 lover that she is!
 GIBBS
NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM 😂. They will argue about anything. It’s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories by wearing a Fitbit and measuring steps. Nah. New Yorkers will just argue with u until they thin 😂. I love it. I’m not saying they ain’t wonderful people! To the contrary! They be nice as HELL to me! They just love to argue. FOR EXAMPLE. Me: “fam I love getting food off the Halal carts.” NY person: “oh word, son? Oh it’s like THAT my dude? Ayo...Could I ax u a question, son?” *ominous music plays (90s era Mobb Deep)* Me: “sure...(?)” NY person: “ayo son...could I ax u what halal cart u go to my dude?” Me: “ummm like around Greenwich and Murray...(?)” NY person: “son [pregnant pause] SON 😂. U can’t be serriyiss right now son. Is u wildin my dude? *whispering to friend in NY Yankees cap* son...is this dude wildin?” Friend (quietly): “I mean ... he wildin son.” (Everyone in NY got a yes-man with him who wear a yankee fitted real low and who don’t really argue, he just agree with what his friend say lol.) New York person: “ayo u mean...Like up by World Trade?” And I’m like: “I guess...(?)” NY person: “SON! HOW U AINT KNOW THESE THINGS SON? 😂 U gotta know which halal cart got that GOOD good and which one got that mid grade son! Ayo do me a favor son walk a extra couple blocks to Broadway u see a cart that say “HALAL CHICKEN GYROS” with “ONE DOLLAR SAMOSA”...UNDA DAT. U ask for Hakeem. Tell him Donnell sent u. Yeah. Donnell from one two fif. U gotta tell him the street because it’s two Donnells. Son he gon hook u up with the FIRE CHICKEN my dude. Quiet as it’s kept? Prime Minister of Pakistan eat at that cart my dude word is bond I seent him. He had mad security around him and I’m like oh he gotta be a digni-TERRY he ordered chicken biryani with salad son I said ayo get that red sauce too my son and he did my dude it was wild we ate togevva but I don’t tell that story often anyway I’m not sayin don’t eat at them carts u eat at son! I’m just sayin...I WOUL-INNT EAT THERE IF I WAS U. BUT U COULD DO WHAT U FEEL. BLESS UP.” 😂😂😍 [ALL CREDITS IN COMMENT BELOW.]
                
            

            
            
NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM 😂. They will argue about anything. It’s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories b...

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Crime, Instagram, and Memes: Chris Harrigan
 5 hrs Melbourne, VIC
 Guys this is the true crime story of the decade:
 Yesterday a friend told me what might well be the best
 story I've ever heard. She had caught the train in from
 Frankston. And while she was waiting for the train to
 come, she noticed a man sitting down on the platform
 with a bag of fish and chips. But he wasn't really
 eating them. He was just sort of letting them air.
 This attracted a few seagulls, who began to circle the
 platform. Instead of shooing the birds away, the man
 offered them a few chips. He'd toss one a foot or so
 away from him. It was like he was beckoning them to
 come closer. He kept doing this, eking the chips out
 slowly, until there was a big group of seagulls in front
 of him, 15 or 20. A tiny army. He'd throw them a chip
 every now and then - just enough to keep the birds
 interested, but not enough to sate them. It was
 frustrating. They were getting angry. Squawking. It
 was like he was rearing them up for... something.
 Then the train came, and everyone got on. But the
 man stayed on the ground with his chips. Just when
 the train was about to leave. It happened.
 Right before the doors closed, the man threw the
 entire bag of the fish and chips into the train. The
 entire flock of seagulls followed the bag. And the
 doors closed. Inside the train: pandemonium
 The next train stop was five minutes away.
💨 @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! 👺😂
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Crime, Instagram, and Memes: Chris Harrigan
 5 hrs Melbourne, VIC
 Guys this is the true crime story of the decade:
 Yesterday a friend told me what might well be the best
 story I've ever heard. She had caught the train in from
 Frankston. And while she was waiting for the train to
 come, she noticed a man sitting down on the platform
 with a bag of fish and chips. But he wasn't really
 eating them. He was just sort of letting them air.
 This attracted a few seagulls, who began to circle the
 platform. Instead of shooing the birds away, the man
 offered them a few chips. He'd toss one a foot or so
 away from him. It was like he was beckoning them to
 come closer. He kept doing this, eking the chips out
 slowly, until there was a big group of seagulls in front
 of him, 15 or 20. A tiny army. He'd throw them a chip
 every now and then - just enough to keep the birds
 interested, but not enough to sate them. It was
 frustrating. They were getting angry. Squawking. It
 was like he was rearing them up for... something.
 Then the train came, and everyone got on. But the
 man stayed on the ground with his chips. Just when
 the train was about to leave. It happened.
 Right before the doors closed, the man threw the
 entire bag of the fish and chips into the train. The
 entire flock of seagulls followed the bag. And the
 doors closed. Inside the train: pandemonium
 The next train stop was five minutes away.
💨 @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! 👺😂
                
            

            
            
💨 @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! 👺😂