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Be Like, Bless Up, and Bruh: My sister's gentle giant German Shepherd wears a bow tie everywhere because it makes people less intimidated and afraid of him. @DrSmashlove Reddit u/tricksy_trixie Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with y’all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv y’all sexy. I’m talking and u just eyeing me. Scrutinizing me. U feel me? Am I making her mad? Is she disagreeing with me? What is she thinking? I need that. That element of risk. Like u might could reach across the table and break a bottle over my head bruv. That sh!t dangerous to me that’s sexy lol. Scowl at me. U feel me? HANGRY - even tho u just bodied four tacos, a bowl of guac, and a large horchata 😩. I fux with that. And women with RBF do well in business! That’s why women get successful and ppl be like “wow Susan is a bish” NO SHE AINT! SHE JUST GOT SKRONG RBF! “David if you don’t start being reasonable imma stab this pen into your neck. How you gon explain that to ya kids? You could have given us $17,000 more per month for this amazing software but nah. You wanted to die on your sword. Well David, act like a bish you gon DIE LIKE A BISH.” I mean I still remember tryina explain to my mama why my sister crying and my mama already got the chancleta IN HER HAND - RAISED - maybe EEN a wooden spoon in the other - just preparing for that cosmic two-tiered simultaneous SHLAP - SHMACK - CRACK of the spoon handle to end my existence u feel me? “Wow smash what a childhood that explains why you’re like this no wonder.” Ok first of all ...... YES ASF 😂. Y’all could judge my mama all u want to but u can’t have 1-on-1 convo’s with all ya chirren once u have more than three like after that u gotta be efficient and the flip flop - wooden spoon is efficient ASF. All I’m saying is at the end of the day I love my mama and perhaps RBF remind me of her Resting Boutta Whup Dat A$$ Face all I’m saying is for u ladies who are like “MY FRIENDS ALL SAY I HAVE THE WORST RBF LIKE HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS”...don’t 😍😂. As Tupac said, “You are appreciated ☺️”. Now none of u extra-a$$ ladies who follow me DM me talmbout “can I ride the Peepington while slapping u with a sandal and breaking wooden spoons on u zaddy ☺️” I told u I ain’t into being dominated! (Nah but DM me tho if u gon do it 🤤🤫) BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
Be Like, Bless Up, and Bruh: My sister's gentle giant German Shepherd
 wears a bow tie everywhere because it
 makes people less intimidated and afraid
 of him.
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/tricksy_trixie
Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with y’all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv y’all sexy. I’m talking and u just eyeing me. Scrutinizing me. U feel me? Am I making her mad? Is she disagreeing with me? What is she thinking? I need that. That element of risk. Like u might could reach across the table and break a bottle over my head bruv. That sh!t dangerous to me that’s sexy lol. Scowl at me. U feel me? HANGRY - even tho u just bodied four tacos, a bowl of guac, and a large horchata 😩. I fux with that. And women with RBF do well in business! That’s why women get successful and ppl be like “wow Susan is a bish” NO SHE AINT! SHE JUST GOT SKRONG RBF! “David if you don’t start being reasonable imma stab this pen into your neck. How you gon explain that to ya kids? You could have given us $17,000 more per month for this amazing software but nah. You wanted to die on your sword. Well David, act like a bish you gon DIE LIKE A BISH.” I mean I still remember tryina explain to my mama why my sister crying and my mama already got the chancleta IN HER HAND - RAISED - maybe EEN a wooden spoon in the other - just preparing for that cosmic two-tiered simultaneous SHLAP - SHMACK - CRACK of the spoon handle to end my existence u feel me? “Wow smash what a childhood that explains why you’re like this no wonder.” Ok first of all ...... YES ASF 😂. Y’all could judge my mama all u want to but u can’t have 1-on-1 convo’s with all ya chirren once u have more than three like after that u gotta be efficient and the flip flop - wooden spoon is efficient ASF. All I’m saying is at the end of the day I love my mama and perhaps RBF remind me of her Resting Boutta Whup Dat A$$ Face all I’m saying is for u ladies who are like “MY FRIENDS ALL SAY I HAVE THE WORST RBF LIKE HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS”...don’t 😍😂. As Tupac said, “You are appreciated ☺️”. Now none of u extra-a$$ ladies who follow me DM me talmbout “can I ride the Peepington while slapping u with a sandal and breaking wooden spoons on u zaddy ☺️” I told u I ain’t into being dominated! (Nah but DM me tho if u gon do it 🤤🤫) BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂

Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with y’all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv y’all sexy. ...

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Beyonce, Club, and Coachella: GOLDENVOICE PRESENTS IN INDIO
 COACHELLA
 COACHELLA VALLEY MUSIC AND ARTS FESTIVAL
 IN D I
 EMPIRE
 POLO CLUB
 CALIFORNIA
 The Weeknd
 FRIDAY APRIL 13& 20
 SZA Kygo Jamiroquai St. Vincent the War on Drugs Vince Staples
 Soulwax Jean-Michel Jarre Daniel Caesar Kali Uchis Los Ángeles Azules Deorro
 Maceo Plex Alan Walker te Neighbourhood-Alison Wonderland Kelela REZZ Bleachers Black Coffee
 SuperDuperKyle Justin Martin Belly TroyBoi Dreams Perfume Genius PVRIS Moses Sumney LEON Greta Van Fleet
 Tankde Bangas Cash Cash Whethan Skip Marley Elohim Detroit LoveaHa MoaBenjamin Clementine
 Carpenter Brut.o Blaze Knox Fortune MHD Slow Magic Avalon Emerson Fazerdaze.Moon Boots HITO
 Helado Negro.s Buttertones te Regrettes Boogarins te Marías Señor Kino
 Beyoncé
 SATURDAY APRIL 148 21
 HAIM-Tyler, the Creator-David Byrne-alt-J、Post Malone-Fleet Foxes
 Chromeo Chic fee Nile Rodgers BBRNS Louis the Child.Angel Olsen Jungle blackbear MB
 Tash Sultana BROCKHAMPTON Marian Hill Alina Baraz First Aid Kit.Snakehips-Highly Suspect Wizkid
 Jorja Smith Alvvays Black Madonna Tom Misch Django Django X Japan Benjamin Booker-Flatbush Zombies
 Ekali-Yaeji Party Favor Big Thief Jason Bentley Oh Sees Sigrid Busy P. o Bronx AC Slater Sudan Archives
 Jackmaster Otoboke Beaver Chloe x Halle.Sir Sly Hundred Waters Pachanga Boys Bedouin Cherry Glazerr
 Mild High Club-Priests-Ron Gallo Declan McKenna.Bane's World KITTENS
 Eminem
 SUNDAY APRIL 15&22
 ODESZA Portugal. the Man Migos A Perfect Circle Cardi B. Miquel
 King Krule Ilenium- Kamasi Washington French Montana GLACK ance Joy Russ LANY
 oe Drums Aminé Jessie Ware Jamie Jones Kamaiyah San Holo FIDLAR DeJ Loaf Petit Biscuit Ibeyi LP
 Motor City Drum Ensemble Princess Nokia AURORA Noname Jacob Banks Chris Liebing Jidenna Hayley Kiyoko
 Barclay Crenshaw LION BABE Giraffage Talaboman THEY. Cuco Joseph Capriati Hannah Wants Nothing But Thieves
 John Maus Kolsch Japanese Breakfast MAGIC GIANT Omar-S Michael Mayer Westside Gunn Conway
 Buscabulla Peggy Cou Snail Mail Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever B Boys s Delirians
 With large-scale ant instalations by
 Do Lab Robert Bose Randy Polumbo Edoardo Tresoldi Simón Vega New Substance
Coachella dropped their lineup.. how's it looking 🔥 or 💩?! WSHH

Coachella dropped their lineup.. how's it looking 🔥 or 💩?! WSHH

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 screen plays on 3rd and long,
 the 2nd guy won't stop
 throwing interceptions in the
 red zone, the final guy won't
 stop lining our safeties 30
 yards from the line of
 scrimmage. If you could
 remove these guys from the
 stadium for me I'd greatly
 appreciate it! Thanks Go
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