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Af, Baseball, and Bless Up: My pregnant wife has been practicing her swaddling technique on the dog. Reddit u/ohaivoltage @DrSmashlove So I just copped a stick of Tomโ€™s โ€œNorth Woodsโ€ natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant thatโ€™s also an anti-perspirant and for me thatโ€™s a must because I work out daily and I canโ€™t have the cute MILFโ€™s and instagram girls who wear a baseball cap and yoga pants and make they man photograph them at the gym thinking smash doesnโ€™t bathe ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyway imma keep it 600 - this is nice! It kinda smell like old school Speed Stick - the joint all the gym teachers would wear. I low key feel like a sexy gym teacher RN. Walking around school in tight sweatpants with the PP print on display and a polo tucked in with the drawstring hanging by the print and a college cap that say โ€œILLINIโ€ and a whistle on my neck and the Nike Monarchs or as I call them the โ€œFather Who Was Present In His Childrenโ€™s Lives 11sโ€ just smiling and winking at the Kindygarten teachers like โ€œHey Suzan. Hey Karen. Howdy Janet. Good MOHNIN Julia โ˜บ๏ธ. Stevie always good to see you - DROP AND GIMME 20! Lmao jk wyd tho. Oh hi Martha ๐Ÿ˜‰. Are those new reading glasses? I like them ๐Ÿ˜.โ€ Thatโ€™s me today at work feeling like a spicy gym teacher. Matter fact thatโ€™s my 2018 schmood until further notice. Spicy gym teacher af. Strutting around school giving hi fives for no reason, overseeing floor hockey matches. โ€œGIMME A PULL UP!!โ€ LMAO Iโ€™m stupid bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Af, Baseball, and Bless Up: My pregnant wife has been practicing her
 swaddling technique on the dog.
 Reddit u/ohaivoltage
 @DrSmashlove
So I just copped a stick of Tomโ€™s โ€œNorth Woodsโ€ natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant thatโ€™s also an anti-perspirant and for me thatโ€™s a must because I work out daily and I canโ€™t have the cute MILFโ€™s and instagram girls who wear a baseball cap and yoga pants and make they man photograph them at the gym thinking smash doesnโ€™t bathe ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyway imma keep it 600 - this is nice! It kinda smell like old school Speed Stick - the joint all the gym teachers would wear. I low key feel like a sexy gym teacher RN. Walking around school in tight sweatpants with the PP print on display and a polo tucked in with the drawstring hanging by the print and a college cap that say โ€œILLINIโ€ and a whistle on my neck and the Nike Monarchs or as I call them the โ€œFather Who Was Present In His Childrenโ€™s Lives 11sโ€ just smiling and winking at the Kindygarten teachers like โ€œHey Suzan. Hey Karen. Howdy Janet. Good MOHNIN Julia โ˜บ๏ธ. Stevie always good to see you - DROP AND GIMME 20! Lmao jk wyd tho. Oh hi Martha ๐Ÿ˜‰. Are those new reading glasses? I like them ๐Ÿ˜.โ€ Thatโ€™s me today at work feeling like a spicy gym teacher. Matter fact thatโ€™s my 2018 schmood until further notice. Spicy gym teacher af. Strutting around school giving hi fives for no reason, overseeing floor hockey matches. โ€œGIMME A PULL UP!!โ€ LMAO Iโ€™m stupid bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

So I just copped a stick of Tomโ€™s โ€œNorth Woodsโ€ natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant thatโ€™s also an anti-perspirant and fo...

Bless Up, Chipotle, and Dating: u/TheMorganiser 4d She held a rubber duckie in her mouth to keep herself calm as I gave her a shower @DrSmashlove See bruv a big part of being a grown man is reading code. Ladies donโ€™t text in English. Ladies text in code. If u ain got the Capโ€™n Crunch Decoder Ring ยฎ๏ธ u doomed to a lifetime of being lost in the sauce. Smash is here to help u decode ๐Ÿค—. Now, on the pages of this account, I have detailed the true meaning behind the โ€œGOOD NIGHTโ€ text sent before the hour of 9 pm. As Iโ€™ve stated - nobody going to schleep at 8:02 pm. What she doing is saying: โ€œBISH U ON NOTICE.โ€ But many steps have to occur on the way to GOOD NIGHT. By then u done pissed her off to the point where she real, real tight with u. So what are the warning signs. One of my favorites is the following morning text: โ€œOk! Well, hope you have a good day ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ MEN ... BE CAUTIOUS ๐Ÿ˜‚. Nothing about this text mean what it say. Girls donโ€™t want u to have a good day. Quite the opposite. They wanna text u ALLLL DAY and get as many details as possible about ya a$$. How was lunch? Oh good. Howโ€™s work? Howโ€™s the gym? Howโ€™s dinner at Chipotle after the gym? Did u get queso? OMG THE QUESO MAKES THE BURRITO BOWL SO GOOD LOL LIKE GUAC *AND* QUESO Iโ€™VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN HAHA WYD. Nah. Hell nah. โ€œHope you have a good dayโ€ is code for โ€œwell now. I see youโ€™re too busy to reply to my text at 9:02 am by 9:01 am like a good man should. Because youโ€™re not a good man. In fact youโ€™re awful. Literally why are we talking? GOOD ๐Ÿ‘ PP ๐Ÿ‘ WAS ๐Ÿ‘ ENUF ๐Ÿ‘ FOR ๐Ÿ‘ ME ๐Ÿ‘ WHEN ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ WAS ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ‘ BUT ๐Ÿ‘ Iโ€™M ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ‘ NOW ๐Ÿ‘ Iโ€™M ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘ NEW ๐Ÿ‘ KATELYN ๐Ÿ‘ AND ๐Ÿ‘ THIS ๐Ÿ‘ KATELYN ๐Ÿ‘ WONโ€™T ๐Ÿ‘ ACCEPT ๐Ÿ‘ โ€˜Read 9:02 AMโ€™. Question: why are you even dating? Mmmmwhy do you even think youโ€™re fit to date? ๐Ÿค” YOUโ€™RE STILL A HURT LITTLE BOY. YOUโ€™RE NOT A GROWN MAN. GROWN MET REPLY TO A TEXT AT 9:02 am BY 9:01 am. WHERE IS A MAN WHO WILL ANTICIPATE MY FEELINGS AND TEXT ME WHAT Iโ€™M ALREADY THINKING WHILE Iโ€™M STILL COMPOSING MY THOUGHTS BUT HE SEES THREE DOTS AND CAN ALREADY READ MY MIND? WHERE, GOD? Ok. Forget it. Back to Bumble. Maybe Matt2983 will do BETTER. Hope you have a good day ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Bless Up, Chipotle, and Dating: u/TheMorganiser 4d
 She held a rubber duckie in her mouth to
 keep herself calm as I gave her a shower
 @DrSmashlove
See bruv a big part of being a grown man is reading code. Ladies donโ€™t text in English. Ladies text in code. If u ain got the Capโ€™n Crunch Decoder Ring ยฎ๏ธ u doomed to a lifetime of being lost in the sauce. Smash is here to help u decode ๐Ÿค—. Now, on the pages of this account, I have detailed the true meaning behind the โ€œGOOD NIGHTโ€ text sent before the hour of 9 pm. As Iโ€™ve stated - nobody going to schleep at 8:02 pm. What she doing is saying: โ€œBISH U ON NOTICE.โ€ But many steps have to occur on the way to GOOD NIGHT. By then u done pissed her off to the point where she real, real tight with u. So what are the warning signs. One of my favorites is the following morning text: โ€œOk! Well, hope you have a good day ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ MEN ... BE CAUTIOUS ๐Ÿ˜‚. Nothing about this text mean what it say. Girls donโ€™t want u to have a good day. Quite the opposite. They wanna text u ALLLL DAY and get as many details as possible about ya a$$. How was lunch? Oh good. Howโ€™s work? Howโ€™s the gym? Howโ€™s dinner at Chipotle after the gym? Did u get queso? OMG THE QUESO MAKES THE BURRITO BOWL SO GOOD LOL LIKE GUAC *AND* QUESO Iโ€™VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN HAHA WYD. Nah. Hell nah. โ€œHope you have a good dayโ€ is code for โ€œwell now. I see youโ€™re too busy to reply to my text at 9:02 am by 9:01 am like a good man should. Because youโ€™re not a good man. In fact youโ€™re awful. Literally why are we talking? GOOD ๐Ÿ‘ PP ๐Ÿ‘ WAS ๐Ÿ‘ ENUF ๐Ÿ‘ FOR ๐Ÿ‘ ME ๐Ÿ‘ WHEN ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ WAS ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ‘ BUT ๐Ÿ‘ Iโ€™M ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ‘ NOW ๐Ÿ‘ Iโ€™M ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘ NEW ๐Ÿ‘ KATELYN ๐Ÿ‘ AND ๐Ÿ‘ THIS ๐Ÿ‘ KATELYN ๐Ÿ‘ WONโ€™T ๐Ÿ‘ ACCEPT ๐Ÿ‘ โ€˜Read 9:02 AMโ€™. Question: why are you even dating? Mmmmwhy do you even think youโ€™re fit to date? ๐Ÿค” YOUโ€™RE STILL A HURT LITTLE BOY. YOUโ€™RE NOT A GROWN MAN. GROWN MET REPLY TO A TEXT AT 9:02 am BY 9:01 am. WHERE IS A MAN WHO WILL ANTICIPATE MY FEELINGS AND TEXT ME WHAT Iโ€™M ALREADY THINKING WHILE Iโ€™M STILL COMPOSING MY THOUGHTS BUT HE SEES THREE DOTS AND CAN ALREADY READ MY MIND? WHERE, GOD? Ok. Forget it. Back to Bumble. Maybe Matt2983 will do BETTER. Hope you have a good day ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

See bruv a big part of being a grown man is reading code. Ladies donโ€™t text in English. Ladies text in code. If u ain got the Capโ€™n Crunch D...