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Memes, πŸ€–, and The Forest: Dog in cardboard cutout @Drsmashlove Now a lot of u men like "aye smash I think I'm giving my girl that good dick but how do I know". There's a lot of ways to tell. Do she sext u when she drunk? That mean u doing it right. Do she scream in tongues like she possessed by the devil when u hit it? Then u doing it right. Do she stalk u? Then u definitely doing it right πŸ˜€. But there is an easier test I like to call the TupperWare Test. The TupperWare Test is simple Bruh. If she just show up and hand u that TupperWare with two dozen soft, chewy chocolate chip salted caramel cookies like "hey, I baked - so I thought you'd like these", nah. Hell nah. This wasn't an afterthought. She baked FOR YOU Bruh. She reminisced on getting that good dick and said "this man has delivered that good dick so imma deliver some baked goods." This dates back to the caveman, as I quote from Sir Richard Hamilton's seminal book on the caveman, "The Way of the Cave Human" from 1853 and I quote: "After the caveman doth administered a robust bout of sexual intercourse with his cave maiden whereupon she hath released an abundance of vaginal secretions and abandoned her senses to the point where she hath grunted to the caveman that he hath penetrated her so thoroughly that he hath become her father when indeed he were only her husband, the caveman retired to the forest to select a deer upon which to dine with his cave family, and, upon his return to the cave, discovered that his cave maiden hath baked him a dozen wheat biscuits sweetened with wildflower nectar upon a homemade hearth she had fashioned from a hollow stone and fire." <- I just made this up lol but the point is that since time immemorial, if u give her that good dick Bruh she gon bake for u. So THAT'S how u know u hit it right. Ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Memes, πŸ€–, and The Forest: Dog in cardboard cutout
 @Drsmashlove
Now a lot of u men like "aye smash I think I'm giving my girl that good dick but how do I know". There's a lot of ways to tell. Do she sext u when she drunk? That mean u doing it right. Do she scream in tongues like she possessed by the devil when u hit it? Then u doing it right. Do she stalk u? Then u definitely doing it right πŸ˜€. But there is an easier test I like to call the TupperWare Test. The TupperWare Test is simple Bruh. If she just show up and hand u that TupperWare with two dozen soft, chewy chocolate chip salted caramel cookies like "hey, I baked - so I thought you'd like these", nah. Hell nah. This wasn't an afterthought. She baked FOR YOU Bruh. She reminisced on getting that good dick and said "this man has delivered that good dick so imma deliver some baked goods." This dates back to the caveman, as I quote from Sir Richard Hamilton's seminal book on the caveman, "The Way of the Cave Human" from 1853 and I quote: "After the caveman doth administered a robust bout of sexual intercourse with his cave maiden whereupon she hath released an abundance of vaginal secretions and abandoned her senses to the point where she hath grunted to the caveman that he hath penetrated her so thoroughly that he hath become her father when indeed he were only her husband, the caveman retired to the forest to select a deer upon which to dine with his cave family, and, upon his return to the cave, discovered that his cave maiden hath baked him a dozen wheat biscuits sweetened with wildflower nectar upon a homemade hearth she had fashioned from a hollow stone and fire." <- I just made this up lol but the point is that since time immemorial, if u give her that good dick Bruh she gon bake for u. So THAT'S how u know u hit it right. Ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Now a lot of u men like "aye smash I think I'm giving my girl that good dick but how do I know". There's a lot of ways to tell. Do she sext ...

Memes, πŸ€–, and Ppl: Follow A annehathaway infia 132,443 likes showbiz annehathaway JRS watching Mommy give her speech at the UN yesterday Aforourboys forourgirls oforthefuture sloveislove parentsareparents #paidparental iwd ppl unwomen view all 467 comments typischberivan camilatudelajara Bello.. mgluxury4 Pretty ba drinks YYY Y marisr15 v alela .03 He ohcony 11 KIN Ali,ua Sejak melahirkan di April 2016, Anne Hathaway tak pernah menunjukkan foto putra pertamanya Jonathan Rosebanks Shulman (JRS). Namun, untuk pertamakalinya, Anne berbagi foto JRS di Instagram selebriti Foto instag am annehathaway Meski foto tidak diambil dari depan namun ia benar-benar memperlihatkan putranya ketika berdiri di depan laptop mengenakan baju tidur warna abu-abu. . Dari belakang tampak JRS memiliki kulit putih dan rambut pirang. Ia seperti terlihat sedang belajar berdiri karena bersandar ke kursi di depanya. . Anne mengatakan bahwa JRS sedang menonton ketika ia berpidato di United Nations (UN) untuk memperingati International Women's Day. "JRS watching Mommy give her speech at the UN yesterday forourboys forourgirls forthefuture loveislove parentsareparents paidparental iwd ppl @unwomen," tulisnya di Instagram. . Saat pertamakali mengunggah foto putranya, Anne menuai banyak pujian dari para penggemarnya. Mereka mengatakan kalau JSR tampak menggemaskan. infia infiashowbiz annehathaway JRS baby
Memes, πŸ€–, and Ppl: Follow
 A annehathaway
 infia
 132,443 likes
 showbiz
 annehathaway JRS watching Mommy
 give her speech at the UN yesterday
 Aforourboys forourgirls oforthefuture
 sloveislove parentsareparents
 #paidparental iwd ppl unwomen
 view all 467 comments
 typischberivan
 camilatudelajara Bello..
 mgluxury4 Pretty
 ba drinks YYY Y
 marisr15
 v
 alela .03 He
 ohcony 11 KIN
 Ali,ua
 Sejak melahirkan di April 2016, Anne
 Hathaway tak pernah menunjukkan
 foto putra pertamanya Jonathan
 Rosebanks Shulman (JRS). Namun,
 untuk pertamakalinya, Anne berbagi
 foto JRS di Instagram
 selebriti
 Foto instag am annehathaway
Meski foto tidak diambil dari depan namun ia benar-benar memperlihatkan putranya ketika berdiri di depan laptop mengenakan baju tidur warna abu-abu. . Dari belakang tampak JRS memiliki kulit putih dan rambut pirang. Ia seperti terlihat sedang belajar berdiri karena bersandar ke kursi di depanya. . Anne mengatakan bahwa JRS sedang menonton ketika ia berpidato di United Nations (UN) untuk memperingati International Women's Day. "JRS watching Mommy give her speech at the UN yesterday forourboys forourgirls forthefuture loveislove parentsareparents paidparental iwd ppl @unwomen," tulisnya di Instagram. . Saat pertamakali mengunggah foto putranya, Anne menuai banyak pujian dari para penggemarnya. Mereka mengatakan kalau JSR tampak menggemaskan. infia infiashowbiz annehathaway JRS baby

Meski foto tidak diambil dari depan namun ia benar-benar memperlihatkan putranya ketika berdiri di depan laptop mengenakan baju tidur warna ...

Memes, πŸ€–, and Human: >Mom: wears shirt to go shopping >>2 young black boys: *stare in her direction giving her a thumbs up & the youngest one says "Black Lives Matter! Yay!" >Mom: *remembers she is wearing her shirt and smiles* @undocumedia LovelsLove& WaterlsLife& Black Lives Matter&No NuslimRegistry ranslsBeautilwe Grants A Omens Rig Human When your mom is down for BlackLivesMatter ✊🏽✊🏿❀ "My mom grabbed a black tee today and joined our "Here To Stay" movement. So she is shopping at Target by herself and notices two young black boys, no older than 6 or 7 years old, staring at her. My mom isn't sure why at first, but then they give her a thumbs up πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΎ and the younger one says, "Black lives matter! Yay!" Right then my mom remembers she is wearing the shirt and that's part of our message. She smiles and calls me to tell me right away." -@IvanCejatv, Executive Director-cofounder @UndocuMedia You just can't make these things up. True story - everyone's watching [specially our children] πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸ½ OFFICIAL HERE TO STAY SHIRT πŸ‘•βœŠπŸ½βœŠπŸΏβœŠπŸ»βœŠπŸ½βœŠ πŸ‘‰πŸ½UPDATE: Just got a big delivery to get out any pending orders placed prior to today. Delayed deliveries will come with stickers and other goodies πŸ‘ŒπŸ½ πŸ‘‰πŸΌ@UndocuMedia has paired up with @OmazeWorld to process any orders placed starting today! Get yours today at www.omaze.com-undocumedia OR SEE LINK IN BIO @UndocuMedia ✊ @UndocuMedia ✊🏽 @UndocuMedia ✊🏻 @UndocuMedia ✊🏿 *Proceeds will go towards deportation defense and continuing to advocate-uplift immigrant communities that continue to be attacked.
Memes, πŸ€–, and Human: >Mom: wears shirt to go shopping
 >>2 young black boys: *stare in her direction
 giving her a thumbs up & the youngest
 one says "Black Lives Matter! Yay!"
 >Mom: *remembers she is wearing her shirt
 and smiles*
 @undocumedia
 LovelsLove&
 WaterlsLife&
 Black Lives
 Matter&No
 NuslimRegistry
 ranslsBeautilwe
 Grants A Omens
 Rig
 Human
When your mom is down for BlackLivesMatter ✊🏽✊🏿❀ "My mom grabbed a black tee today and joined our "Here To Stay" movement. So she is shopping at Target by herself and notices two young black boys, no older than 6 or 7 years old, staring at her. My mom isn't sure why at first, but then they give her a thumbs up πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΎ and the younger one says, "Black lives matter! Yay!" Right then my mom remembers she is wearing the shirt and that's part of our message. She smiles and calls me to tell me right away." -@IvanCejatv, Executive Director-cofounder @UndocuMedia You just can't make these things up. True story - everyone's watching [specially our children] πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸ½ OFFICIAL HERE TO STAY SHIRT πŸ‘•βœŠπŸ½βœŠπŸΏβœŠπŸ»βœŠπŸ½βœŠ πŸ‘‰πŸ½UPDATE: Just got a big delivery to get out any pending orders placed prior to today. Delayed deliveries will come with stickers and other goodies πŸ‘ŒπŸ½ πŸ‘‰πŸΌ@UndocuMedia has paired up with @OmazeWorld to process any orders placed starting today! Get yours today at www.omaze.com-undocumedia OR SEE LINK IN BIO @UndocuMedia ✊ @UndocuMedia ✊🏽 @UndocuMedia ✊🏻 @UndocuMedia ✊🏿 *Proceeds will go towards deportation defense and continuing to advocate-uplift immigrant communities that continue to be attacked.

When your mom is down for BlackLivesMatter ✊🏽✊🏿❀ "My mom grabbed a black tee today and joined our "Here To Stay" movement. So she is shoppin...

Memes, πŸ€–, and Personal: "What are you guys looking at? Do look different?" @islam4everyone (This story put tears in my eyes, MUST READ) Story of a revert sister Amy --- "Salamu Alaykum, My name is Amy and I am an American revert of 2 years. I currently am an MA student and an instructor at a university for Arabic. This week, I made the decision to wear hijab full time. I was extremely nervous to show up with hijab in the middle of the semester, especially in front of my American students. As I walked to class my stomach was in a knot and there was a voice in my head saying to just take it off. I kept thinking that hijab might ruin the good relationship I have with my students. Thankfully, the desire to wear hijab overpowered those voices. My students stared in confusion as I entered the class. I began with a light joks and said "what are you guys looking at? Do I look different?" I smiled at them and they laughed. I then briefly explained that this is how I would look from now on and I choose to cover for my relgion. I also told them I am still the same person. My eyes filled with tears and my students began to clap for me, which made me cry even more. Then, one of the students said, "You can even wear a burqa, it would not change anything for us." I laughed as I wiped my tears. Another student yelled, "someone go give her a hug." And then I said "only hugs from women and they all laughed. I am beyond thankful to Allah for this experience as it has revealed how in most people, there is beauty and kindness and empathy and love, and those things are more powerful than the differences between any of us." REPOST
Memes, πŸ€–, and Personal: "What are you guys looking at?
 Do look different?"
 @islam4everyone
(This story put tears in my eyes, MUST READ) Story of a revert sister Amy --- "Salamu Alaykum, My name is Amy and I am an American revert of 2 years. I currently am an MA student and an instructor at a university for Arabic. This week, I made the decision to wear hijab full time. I was extremely nervous to show up with hijab in the middle of the semester, especially in front of my American students. As I walked to class my stomach was in a knot and there was a voice in my head saying to just take it off. I kept thinking that hijab might ruin the good relationship I have with my students. Thankfully, the desire to wear hijab overpowered those voices. My students stared in confusion as I entered the class. I began with a light joks and said "what are you guys looking at? Do I look different?" I smiled at them and they laughed. I then briefly explained that this is how I would look from now on and I choose to cover for my relgion. I also told them I am still the same person. My eyes filled with tears and my students began to clap for me, which made me cry even more. Then, one of the students said, "You can even wear a burqa, it would not change anything for us." I laughed as I wiped my tears. Another student yelled, "someone go give her a hug." And then I said "only hugs from women and they all laughed. I am beyond thankful to Allah for this experience as it has revealed how in most people, there is beauty and kindness and empathy and love, and those things are more powerful than the differences between any of us." REPOST

(This story put tears in my eyes, MUST READ) Story of a revert sister Amy --- "Salamu Alaykum, My name is Amy and I am an American revert of...

Bless Up, Memes, and Whip: German shepherd pup Dr Smashlove Men my advice to u is, be specific. U gotta understand, if yo girl send a selfie, u could say something u think is sweet: "you pretty baby", "you beautiful", "wow your boobs look big I like it that". Yes: "it that". U motherfuckers so dry that u done dehydrated your grammar and syntax and have rendered them nonsensical. Straight up Sahara Desert level reply game. She might not reply to your dry-ass reply but she thinking: "wow you can fuck right off with your sandpaper dry ass." Give her a lil specificity that applies to how she looks in particular and emphasizes a unique feature: "baby your thighs - so toned yet so soft, perfect and inviting - leave work and come wrap those around my face, let Daddy get a taste". Keep it sexy and dirty. If her Punani taste good, tell her. Describe it. Listen to your palette. Same way u be at work dinners and it's always that one asshole Pete who's like "this wine has oaky notes, with a peppery overtone ☺️" (it's spoiled grape juice, shut your whore mouth PETE πŸ˜€), I let a girl know her flavor notes. If her Punani taste like cookie dough soft serve ice cream drizzled in warm caramel with sweet, chewy gum drops on top smothered in whip cream and then two Maraschino cherries on top of that, I tell her. "Oh baby ur juice tastes good" <- Bruh y'all become illiterate when it come time to talk sweet to your girl. Be descriptive. I mean, keep it G, and exercise proper restraint, but be playful. Or don't keep it G and don't exercise restraint, like me ☺️. With me, every shot is a direct shot 🏹. I'm liable to just be like "Let me make sweet, passionate, unprotected love to you in the missionary position and then when I'm done I'll hold your legs up and pinch the Punani shut to ensure fertilization πŸ‘Ά." <- I don't recommend this course of action. It work for me because I'm not right in the head and people know that 😩. For the rest of y'all I recommend using your words and focusing on her one-of-a-kind attributes. Make her blush. U get me! BLESS UP πŸ–€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Bless Up, Memes, and Whip: German shepherd pup
 Dr Smashlove
Men my advice to u is, be specific. U gotta understand, if yo girl send a selfie, u could say something u think is sweet: "you pretty baby", "you beautiful", "wow your boobs look big I like it that". Yes: "it that". U motherfuckers so dry that u done dehydrated your grammar and syntax and have rendered them nonsensical. Straight up Sahara Desert level reply game. She might not reply to your dry-ass reply but she thinking: "wow you can fuck right off with your sandpaper dry ass." Give her a lil specificity that applies to how she looks in particular and emphasizes a unique feature: "baby your thighs - so toned yet so soft, perfect and inviting - leave work and come wrap those around my face, let Daddy get a taste". Keep it sexy and dirty. If her Punani taste good, tell her. Describe it. Listen to your palette. Same way u be at work dinners and it's always that one asshole Pete who's like "this wine has oaky notes, with a peppery overtone ☺️" (it's spoiled grape juice, shut your whore mouth PETE πŸ˜€), I let a girl know her flavor notes. If her Punani taste like cookie dough soft serve ice cream drizzled in warm caramel with sweet, chewy gum drops on top smothered in whip cream and then two Maraschino cherries on top of that, I tell her. "Oh baby ur juice tastes good" <- Bruh y'all become illiterate when it come time to talk sweet to your girl. Be descriptive. I mean, keep it G, and exercise proper restraint, but be playful. Or don't keep it G and don't exercise restraint, like me ☺️. With me, every shot is a direct shot 🏹. I'm liable to just be like "Let me make sweet, passionate, unprotected love to you in the missionary position and then when I'm done I'll hold your legs up and pinch the Punani shut to ensure fertilization πŸ‘Ά." <- I don't recommend this course of action. It work for me because I'm not right in the head and people know that 😩. For the rest of y'all I recommend using your words and focusing on her one-of-a-kind attributes. Make her blush. U get me! BLESS UP πŸ–€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Men my advice to u is, be specific. U gotta understand, if yo girl send a selfie, u could say something u think is sweet: "you pretty baby",...

Memes, Phoenix, and Babylon: et-the-phoenix-fly malfxoys: my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she's really fat and doesn't know when she's full so she never stops eating usually when come home from class she is all over me like the whore of babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and give her more food but no matter what l only feed her the amount of food for her prescribed diet. but after awhile i started noticing that she wasn't loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter. so I called the vet pissed and i'm just like the fuck she's still getting fat. so I switched her to another diet food and that still didn't work and I was so confused and frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and l start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and I remembered how l thought that was so weird like I God honest could not figure out why the food disappeared so fast (my former naive and innocent mind) well y'all ready here's the fucking climax the other day my class was canceled and come downstairs at like noonish and do you know what I see when get down? see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin. with my own two eyes l see her sitting in the fucking food bin. my spoiled ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while I'm in class and then pretends like she's hungry when I get home. and you know what's the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut which is why i never caught onto her scam. she's fucking been working the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i want to scream and now have to call the vet and the morning and explain to him how I, a well educated adult in college, got one-upped in intelligence by my fucking cat Read the whole thing I have never related to an animal more. -mio
Memes, Phoenix, and Babylon: et-the-phoenix-fly
 malfxoys:
 my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking
 harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she's
 really fat and doesn't know when she's full so she never stops eating
 usually when come home from class she is all over me like the whore of
 babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and
 give her more food but no matter what l only feed her the amount of food
 for her prescribed diet. but after awhile i started noticing that she wasn't
 loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter. so I called the vet
 pissed and i'm just like the fuck she's still getting fat. so I switched her to
 another diet food and that still didn't work and I was so confused and
 frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and l
 start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and
 I remembered how l thought that was so weird like I God honest could not
 figure out why the food disappeared so fast (my former naive and innocent
 mind) well y'all ready here's the fucking climax the other day my class
 was canceled and come downstairs at like noonish and do you know
 what I see when get down? see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin.
 with my own two eyes l see her sitting in the fucking food bin. my spoiled
 ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while
 I'm in class and then pretends like she's hungry when I get home. and you
 know what's the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut
 which is why i never caught onto her scam. she's fucking been working
 the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i
 want to scream and now have to call the vet and the morning and explain
 to him how I, a well educated adult in college, got one-upped in
 intelligence by my fucking cat
 Read the whole thing
I have never related to an animal more. -mio

I have never related to an animal more. -mio

Africa, Memes, and Prison: DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A F*CK? @chakabars Africans in the west: So you have "made it" my brother. You need to celebrate so you befriend some Europeans who want to sell you jewellery mined in Africa, probably by a child living in poverty, you put on your outfit from some french company that is overpriced, you drive in your car owned by Germans, to the European club, buy champagne owned by Italians, it's time to spend that European money on African women, so that they can buy pricey European perfume because Shea butter isn't enough, more make up owned by Europeans full of waste chemicals from the European mining companies in Africa who don't pay tax there, so she can get fibroids & go to the European trained doctor in the European hospital, so he can advise her that he is going to cut out part of her Uterus & throw it away. She buys European heels that give her foot & back problems, she puts relaxer, bleach & heat from European straighteners on her African hair & wonders why she has thyroid problems. You show no signs of African culture, because your "success" is European. You don't care for your ancestors because you are a co*n puppet, you don't care for the ancestors who fought for you to be free. Now you put all of your money earned from super rich Europeans, who eventually stole this wealth from Africa, in a European bank, they give loans to other Europeans to gentrify your ex area, you worship to the same "god" in who's name you were enslaved by Europeans, that's why you are in the west & you donate every Sunday. This money goes into European banks who are responsible for in large the destruction of wildlife, & the environment globally. As the US has contributed for many years to over 51% of global carbon emissions, who owns most of the corporations in the US? Well it's not Africans. You show off their money, in their bags from their banks & you think you are free? You are loving the prison they keep you in. Stockholm syndrome, they do the same to their own but they did it off your back. You celebrate a black president in a White House built by slaves as European police take African lives. Made it chakabars
Africa, Memes, and Prison: DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A F*CK?
 @chakabars
Africans in the west: So you have "made it" my brother. You need to celebrate so you befriend some Europeans who want to sell you jewellery mined in Africa, probably by a child living in poverty, you put on your outfit from some french company that is overpriced, you drive in your car owned by Germans, to the European club, buy champagne owned by Italians, it's time to spend that European money on African women, so that they can buy pricey European perfume because Shea butter isn't enough, more make up owned by Europeans full of waste chemicals from the European mining companies in Africa who don't pay tax there, so she can get fibroids & go to the European trained doctor in the European hospital, so he can advise her that he is going to cut out part of her Uterus & throw it away. She buys European heels that give her foot & back problems, she puts relaxer, bleach & heat from European straighteners on her African hair & wonders why she has thyroid problems. You show no signs of African culture, because your "success" is European. You don't care for your ancestors because you are a co*n puppet, you don't care for the ancestors who fought for you to be free. Now you put all of your money earned from super rich Europeans, who eventually stole this wealth from Africa, in a European bank, they give loans to other Europeans to gentrify your ex area, you worship to the same "god" in who's name you were enslaved by Europeans, that's why you are in the west & you donate every Sunday. This money goes into European banks who are responsible for in large the destruction of wildlife, & the environment globally. As the US has contributed for many years to over 51% of global carbon emissions, who owns most of the corporations in the US? Well it's not Africans. You show off their money, in their bags from their banks & you think you are free? You are loving the prison they keep you in. Stockholm syndrome, they do the same to their own but they did it off your back. You celebrate a black president in a White House built by slaves as European police take African lives. Made it chakabars

Africans in the west: So you have "made it" my brother. You need to celebrate so you befriend some Europeans who want to sell you jewellery ...