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Bitch, Clothes, and Cute: File: kiss-image6.ipg (442 KB, 1920x1200) Anonymous 07/17/18(Tue)23:29:24 No.774636599> be me outdoors with cute girlfriend it rains take shelter together at a wooden hicking pavilion clothers all wet >her shirt is see through >my penis is diamonds >we should take off those wet clothes", I say a-alright, she says >"mind if l'd do that for you?, I ask >cute gf gets visible red n face and shakes head slightly allright.BMP >I grab onto her topmost blouse button but then pull her closer and give her a kiss on her lips >she kisses me back >after a few minutes it seems the wet clothes are giving off steam decide it's time to get rid of thenm >fumbling with blouse buttons but only til the forth then decide to get it off by pulling it over her head >no problem >her bra is next front hook, I can do that in a flash >BOOM bare Tits >cannot resist and grope them right away nipples are already hard >play with them >her breathing becomes rugged >more steam is rising >between her gasps and moans I hear a soft "nnnn-no" freeze >take a step back, wind up and bash my fist into her face she didn't faint >seemingly she doesn't know what's going on once whe realized what happend she was like"w-why anon?!" >in a flash, I grab her by the neck and pull her towards me >"You ask why? I tell you why! Other then legal implications about [rape] actually don't care about, I just really fucking hate it when a bitch says no while being embraced by ME give her another fist, this time in the guts and throw her like a dirty rag >"I'm done! Never show your face before me again!" I scream at her rain already stopped, wet clothes or not I went home without her just why can't a nice guy like me not find a good girlfriend these days? What's wrong with those bitches?
Bitch, Clothes, and Cute: File: kiss-image6.ipg (442 KB, 1920x1200)
 Anonymous 07/17/18(Tue)23:29:24 No.774636599>
 be me
 outdoors with cute girlfriend
 it rains
 take shelter together at a wooden hicking pavilion
 clothers all wet
 >her shirt is see through
 >my penis is diamonds
 >we should take off those wet clothes", I say
 a-alright, she says
 >"mind if l'd do that for you?, I ask
 >cute gf gets visible red n face and shakes head slightly
 allright.BMP
 >I grab onto her topmost blouse button but then pull her closer and give her a kiss on her lips
 >she kisses me back
 >after a few minutes it seems the wet clothes are giving off steam
 decide it's time to get rid of thenm
 >fumbling with blouse buttons but only til the forth then decide to get it off by pulling it over her head
 >no problem
 >her bra is next
 front hook, I can do that in a flash
 >BOOM bare Tits
 >cannot resist and grope them right away
 nipples are already hard
 >play with them
 >her breathing becomes rugged
 >more steam is rising
 >between her gasps and moans I hear a soft "nnnn-no"
 freeze
 >take a step back, wind up and bash my fist into her face
 she didn't faint
 >seemingly she doesn't know what's going on
 once whe realized what happend she was like"w-why anon?!"
 >in a flash, I grab her by the neck and pull her towards me
 >"You ask why? I tell you why! Other then legal implications about [rape] actually don't care about, I just really fucking hate it when a bitch says no while being embraced by ME
 give her another fist, this time in the guts and throw her like a dirty rag
 >"I'm done! Never show your face before me again!" I scream at her
 rain already stopped, wet clothes or not I went home
 without her
 just why can't a nice guy like me not find a good girlfriend these days? What's wrong with those bitches?
Bitch, Clothes, and Cute: Anonymous 07/17/18(Tue)22:10:40 No.774601369 >be me outdoors with cute girlfriend it rains take shelter together at a wooden hicking pavilion 442 KB JPG clothers all wet >her shirt is see through >my penis is diamonds >"we should take off wet clothes", I say S"a-alright", she says >"mind if I'd do that for you?, I ask >cute gf gets visible red in face and shakes head slightly allright.BMP >I grab onto her topmost blouse button but then pull her closer and give her a kiss on her lips she kisses me back after a few minutes it seems the wet clothes are giving off steam >decide it's time to get rid of them fumbling with blouse buttons but only til the forth then decide to get it off by pulling it over her head no problem her bra is next front hook, I can do that in a flash >BOOM bare Tits >cannot resist and grope them right away nipples are already hard >play with them >her breathing becomes rugged >more stream >between her gasps and moans I hear a soft freeze take a step back, wind up and bash my fist into her face she didn't faint >seemingly she doesn't know what's going on once whe realized what happend she was like "w why anon?!" Sin a flash, I grab her by the neck and pull her towards me "you ask why? I tell you why! Other then legal implications about [rape] I actually don't care about, I just really fucking hate it when a bitch says no while being embraced by ME" >give her another fist in the guts and throw her like a dirty rag >"I'm done! Never show your face before me again!" | screamed at her rain already stopped, wet clothes or not I went home without her just why can't a nice guy like me not fight a good girlfriend these days? What's wrong with those bitches?
Bitch, Clothes, and Cute: Anonymous
 07/17/18(Tue)22:10:40 No.774601369
 >be me
 outdoors with cute girlfriend
 it rains
 take shelter together at a wooden
 hicking pavilion
 442 KB JPG clothers all wet
 >her shirt is see through
 >my penis is diamonds
 >"we should take off wet clothes", I say
 S"a-alright", she says
 >"mind if I'd do that for you?, I ask
 >cute gf gets visible red in face and shakes head
 slightly
 allright.BMP
 >I grab onto her topmost blouse button but then
 pull her closer and give her a kiss on her lips
 she kisses me back
 after a few minutes it seems the wet clothes are
 giving off steam
 >decide it's time to get rid of them
 fumbling with blouse buttons but only til the forth
 then decide to get it off by pulling it over her head
 no problem
 her bra is next
 front hook, I can do that in a flash
 >BOOM bare Tits
 >cannot resist and grope them right away
 nipples are already hard
 >play with them
 >her breathing becomes rugged
 >more stream
 >between her gasps and moans I hear a soft
 freeze
 take a step back, wind up and bash my fist into
 her face
 she didn't faint
 >seemingly she doesn't know what's going on
 once whe realized what happend she was like "w
 why anon?!"
 Sin a flash, I grab her by the neck and pull her
 towards me
 "you ask why? I tell you why! Other then legal
 implications about [rape] I actually don't care about,
 I just really fucking hate it when a bitch says no
 while being embraced by ME"
 >give her another fist in the guts and throw her like
 a dirty rag
 >"I'm done! Never show your face before me
 again!" | screamed at her
 rain already stopped, wet clothes or not I went
 home
 without her
 just why can't a nice guy like me not fight a good
 girlfriend these days? What's wrong with those
 bitches?
Bad, Beer, and Bitch: What joke will make one burst into laughter for at least 30 seconds? DO NOT TELL A PERSONAL STORY. A joke" should be the classic meaning of a joke (with a punchline, etc.) More Emmanuel Gautier, I have a weird laugh Written Thu Guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, and notices a big jar full of money behind the counter. He asks the bartender, "Hey man, what's that jar? I bet there's at least one grand in there!" "Ah, you must be new here. It's a challenge. If you put in fifty bucks, and then succeed at three tasks, you get all the money inside the ar. "Really? Man, what a tourist trap! Do people actually try that?" "Sure" "Damn. Stl, that's a lot of money. I gotta ask, what are the three tasks?" "Well, first, you need to go over to the bouncer over there. Yeah, the tall, muscular guy. And you gotta knock him out in one punch." “Wow. ” "Yeah. Next, in the backyard we have this wild rottweiler. Nasty dog. Rabid. And it has a bad tooth. We tried having the vet over, but he won't come anywhere near the beast. The task is to take out his bad tooth. "Uh huh." "And finally, there's this lady upstairs. She owns the place. She's quite old. Sixty five, maybe seventy. Very nice lady. She lost her husband a decade ago and, wl. she's lonely. The task is to go see her and give her some "That is twisted, my friend. Wow. It's amazing that anyone thinks they can pull all this off. People these days... Anyway." The guy drinks his beer, and then has another. And another. And another. Now quite inebriated, he punches the counter and yells, "Whatever man, I'll do your stupid challenge!" He throws in a $50 bill, goes to the bouncer, taps him on the shoulder, and WHAM! The bouncer is down in one punch. Everyone in the bar suddenly groups around the scene and starts cheering frantically. The guy shouts, "Where's the damn dog at?", people push him to the backdoor, which he pushes. The crowd awaits, hearing nothing at first. Then, muffled screams, punches, scratches and howls coming from behind the door. Finally, the door opens again, and the guy paces into the bar, slowly, his shirt ripped apart and stained with blood, breathing loudly. Finally, he throws his arms up in the air, and shouts in triumph! As the crowd cheers like crazy, he yells "NOW WHERE'S THE OLD BITCH WITH THE BAD TOOTH?" 48.9k Views View Upvotes
Bad, Beer, and Bitch: What joke will make one
 burst into laughter for at
 least 30 seconds?
 DO NOT TELL A PERSONAL STORY. A joke" should be the
 classic meaning of a joke (with a punchline, etc.)
 More
 Emmanuel Gautier, I have a
 weird laugh
 Written Thu
 Guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, and
 notices a big jar full of money behind the
 counter. He asks the bartender, "Hey man,
 what's that jar? I bet there's at least one grand
 in there!"
 "Ah, you must be new here. It's a challenge. If
 you put in fifty bucks, and then succeed at
 three tasks, you get all the money inside the
 ar.
 "Really? Man, what a tourist trap! Do people
 actually try that?"
 "Sure"
 "Damn. Stl, that's a lot of money. I gotta ask,
 what are the three tasks?"
 "Well, first, you need to go over to the
 bouncer over there. Yeah, the tall, muscular
 guy. And you gotta knock him out in one
 punch."
 “Wow. ”
 "Yeah. Next, in the backyard we have this
 wild rottweiler. Nasty dog. Rabid. And it has a
 bad tooth. We tried having the vet over, but
 he won't come anywhere near the beast. The
 task is to take out his bad tooth.
 "Uh huh."
 "And finally, there's this lady upstairs. She
 owns the place. She's quite old. Sixty five,
 maybe seventy. Very nice lady. She lost her
 husband a decade ago and, wl. she's
 lonely. The task is to go see her and give her
 some
 "That is twisted, my friend. Wow. It's
 amazing that anyone thinks they can pull all
 this off. People these days... Anyway."
 The guy drinks his beer, and then has
 another. And another. And another. Now
 quite inebriated, he punches the counter and
 yells, "Whatever man, I'll do your stupid
 challenge!"
 He throws in a $50 bill, goes to the bouncer,
 taps him on the shoulder, and WHAM! The
 bouncer is down in one punch. Everyone in
 the bar suddenly groups around the scene
 and starts cheering frantically. The guy
 shouts, "Where's the damn dog at?", people
 push him to the backdoor, which he pushes.
 The crowd awaits, hearing nothing at first.
 Then, muffled screams, punches, scratches
 and howls coming from behind the door.
 Finally, the door opens again, and the guy
 paces into the bar, slowly, his shirt ripped
 apart and stained with blood, breathing
 loudly. Finally, he throws his arms up in the
 air, and shouts in triumph! As the crowd
 cheers like crazy, he yells "NOW WHERE'S
 THE OLD BITCH WITH THE BAD TOOTH?"
 48.9k Views View Upvotes
Bailey Jay, Frozen, and Money: [-] TonsOfSalt 1 point an hour ago Because that's the definition of ransom. Read the definition. Did they redeem a prisoner for a price? (Yes) permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply 4 points an hour ago We will have to agree to disagree on that one. Had the kidnapping taken place with the demand for money I get the ransom context, however refusing to turn over owed funds until a situation is resolved looks a hell of a lot more like leverage to me. Maybe you should check out " The Art of the Deal" 11 negotiation tactics #5 Use Your Leverage permalink embed save parent report give gold reply [-] TonsofSalt 1 point 46 minutes ago "You see officer. It's not prostitution because I owed her from 10 years go. Yeah, I admit that I wouldn't give her the money unless she had sex with me, but it's not prostitution because..." permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply H score hidden] 9 minutes ago Interesting scenario, in this situation would the John be able to prove the prior debt i.e. frozen assets? permalink embed save parent report give gold replied [-] TonsOfSalt 1 point just now "You see officer, I handed $200 and it was frozen upon our meeting a while back. Yeah, I admit that I wouldn't unfreeze that money unless she had sex with me, but it's not prostitution because... permalink save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply LOGICAL CONCLUSION ICEBERG STRAIGHT AHEAD!
Bailey Jay, Frozen, and Money: [-] TonsOfSalt 1 point an hour ago
 Because that's the definition of ransom. Read the definition. Did they redeem a prisoner for a price? (Yes)
 permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply
 4 points an hour ago
 We will have to agree to disagree on that one. Had the kidnapping taken place with the demand for money I get the
 ransom context, however refusing to turn over owed funds until a situation is resolved looks a hell of a lot more like
 leverage to me. Maybe you should check out " The Art of the Deal" 11 negotiation tactics #5 Use Your Leverage
 permalink embed save parent report give gold reply
 [-] TonsofSalt 1 point 46 minutes ago
 "You see officer. It's not prostitution because I owed her from 10 years go. Yeah, I admit that I wouldn't give her the
 money unless she had sex with me, but it's not prostitution because..."
 permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply
 H score hidden] 9 minutes ago
 Interesting scenario, in this situation would the John be able to prove the prior debt i.e. frozen assets?
 permalink embed save parent report give gold replied
 [-] TonsOfSalt
 1 point just now
 "You see officer, I handed $200 and it was frozen upon our meeting a while back. Yeah, I admit that I wouldn't
 unfreeze that money unless she had sex with me, but it's not prostitution because...
 permalink save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply
LOGICAL CONCLUSION ICEBERG STRAIGHT AHEAD!

LOGICAL CONCLUSION ICEBERG STRAIGHT AHEAD!

Bad, Clothes, and Crying: File: graceipg (27 KB, 620x439) Anonymous 10/02/17(Mon)12:57 48 No.746908601 >Be me 25 years old Walking home from a class I was taking in dental school Spot a homeless woman on the street who was no older than me Maybe 23 at most l didn't want to be rude and walk around her Stop and say hello to her She seemed scared and worried She was extremely dirty, but had eyes that looked like humble pools of water We talk for a little bit Grew up hearing that homeless people just enjoy human contact >Wanted to make her feel more human, besides, I didn't have any money on me Eventually find out that she was kicked out by her parents when she was 20 and she's been roaming the streets ever since It almost disgusted me to think she was a 7/10 while I was talking to her, but she didn't smell all that bad >Feeling charitable, I offer her a shower and a meal at my house >She's still very shy, but she had that humble and thankful look in her eyes Start walking back to my apartment, while my neighbors are giving us dirty looks >We reach my door, walk inside, and I direct her to the bathroonm >My ex had luckily left some of her shower supplies, so she could use those for today She comes out of the shower after about 35 minutes, wrapped in a towel, with a pile of filthy washclothes She's a solid 8/10 without the dirt >Give her a few of my ex's clothes Nothing fancy, but enough to make her look like a proper lady While she was washing up, I made a simple pasta and red bean salad She bursts into tears while we're eating S'No one has ever been this nice to me. I cant repay you, but if you want.. >You're a lovely woman, but it wouldn't be right >A look of relief washes over her face, and I know I did the right thing >We finish eating in silence, and she asks if I can take her back to her spot l walk her home" with a few extra clothes, some soap, a blanket and the leftovers Get to the spot and she tears up and gives me a kiss on the cheek She thanks me for everything and says that she'll never forget me Anonymous 10/02/17(Mon)12.58.34 No.746908667459875 sI walk by her spot most days after class >Sometimes Ill bring some dinner for us, or sometimes lunch before class >We quickly become pretty good friends -I do this nearly every day for about 2 months straight >During that time, she landed a job at Panera Bread and started supplying some of the meals for us >She takes showers normally once a week at a nearby shelter now >It looks like she's pretty much back on her feet, but she is still homeless >After our meals, she gives me a kiss on the cheek like the first night before I leave Decide to invite her back againe one night, joking that a change of setting could be nice >We get to my house and she nearly pounces on me Wildly kissing each other, not even thinking about what she could possibly have >Didn't even matter to me at this point, and we had sex for nearly 3 hours > She legitimately put all of her gratitude into it l don't see for about a week afterwards >Decide I should see a doctor and check if I caught anything-everything came back negative We keep doing our lunches and dinners again, and occasional come back to my place afterwards it's been about another 2 months now since she started working at Panera and she has an actual bit of money saved up >Feels right to make us an official couple She moves in with me Anonymous 10/02/17(Mon)12.59.42 No.7469087542746908789 l was skeptical when she moved in Previous girlfriends had robbed me before, and I didn't really know what to expect with her >We have great passionate sex the first night she moved in and we pass out next to each other >I wake up in this really nice fog, not wanting to get out of bed Roll over to look at her She's gone Oh god dammit, I'm a fucking dumbass I know everything valuable is going to be missing now 1 start to smell something either on fire or just a strange buning smell 기mmediatley run to the kitchen to find her standing there with a horrified look on her face >She was trying to cook eggs and had just burnt them a bit >I'm completely relieved at the sight and reassure her that everything is fine Anonymous 10/02/17(Mon)12:59.59 No. 746908789 2D Every day after that, we would leave the apartment together rd walk her to work, walk around the city on my own until lunch, then go to class ld walk to her after class and walk her home after work It was a nice little schedule we had built We would both be so tired from work and class that we would just crash back at our place >This went on for several months and it completely felt like heaven >She was extremely loyal and thankful too, almost like how a rescue dog would do anything for its new owner > .Thats not the best analogy, I know, but it's all I can think of right now > The time she spent working at Panera helped her pick up some great cooking skills >Her sandwiches tasted amazing with all the love and gratitude she would sneak in as well After my semester was over, I graduated with a DDS and joined a really nice practice She kept working at Panera, bringing whatever she could, but I was making serious money now >At this point, Im 27 and she is 26 >We are the happiest people on earth In that year of dating I never found her sleeping around, stealing, and she had fully kicked her past drug habits >Knew that I found the right gir I's been 5 years since I met Grace. We are happily married now and are expecting our first son in a few months. There are some nights I find her crying at the kindness I showed her that first night, but she doesn't realize how lucky I am to have polished that diamond I found in the gutter
Bad, Clothes, and Crying: File: graceipg (27 KB, 620x439)
 Anonymous 10/02/17(Mon)12:57 48 No.746908601
 >Be me
 25 years old
 Walking home from a class I was taking in dental school
 Spot a homeless woman on the street who was no older than me
 Maybe 23 at most
 l didn't want to be rude and walk around her
 Stop and say hello to her
 She seemed scared and worried
 She was extremely dirty, but had eyes that looked like humble pools of water
 We talk for a little bit
 Grew up hearing that homeless people just enjoy human contact
 >Wanted to make her feel more human, besides, I didn't have any money on me
 Eventually find out that she was kicked out by her parents when she was 20 and she's been roaming the streets ever since
 It almost disgusted me to think she was a 7/10 while I was talking to her, but she didn't smell all that bad
 >Feeling charitable, I offer her a shower and a meal at my house
 >She's still very shy, but she had that humble and thankful look in her eyes
 Start walking back to my apartment, while my neighbors are giving us dirty looks
 >We reach my door, walk inside, and I direct her to the bathroonm
 >My ex had luckily left some of her shower supplies, so she could use those for today
 She comes out of the shower after about 35 minutes, wrapped in a towel, with a pile of filthy washclothes
 She's a solid 8/10 without the dirt
 >Give her a few of my ex's clothes
 Nothing fancy, but enough to make her look like a proper lady
 While she was washing up, I made a simple pasta and red bean salad
 She bursts into tears while we're eating
 S'No one has ever been this nice to me. I cant repay you, but if you want..
 >You're a lovely woman, but it wouldn't be right
 >A look of relief washes over her face, and I know I did the right thing
 >We finish eating in silence, and she asks if I can take her back to her spot
 l walk her home" with a few extra clothes, some soap, a blanket and the leftovers
 Get to the spot and she tears up and gives me a kiss on the cheek
 She thanks me for everything and says that she'll never forget me
 Anonymous 10/02/17(Mon)12.58.34 No.746908667459875
 sI walk by her spot most days after class
 >Sometimes Ill bring some dinner for us, or sometimes lunch before class
 >We quickly become pretty good friends
 -I do this nearly every day for about 2 months straight
 >During that time, she landed a job at Panera Bread and started supplying some of the meals for us
 >She takes showers normally once a week at a nearby shelter now
 >It looks like she's pretty much back on her feet, but she is still homeless
 >After our meals, she gives me a kiss on the cheek like the first night before I leave
 Decide to invite her back againe one night, joking that a change of setting could be nice
 >We get to my house and she nearly pounces on me
 Wildly kissing each other, not even thinking about what she could possibly have
 >Didn't even matter to me at this point, and we had sex for nearly 3 hours
 > She legitimately put all of her gratitude into it
 l don't see for about a week afterwards
 >Decide I should see a doctor and check if I caught anything-everything came back negative
 We keep doing our lunches and dinners again, and occasional come back to my place afterwards
 it's been about another 2 months now since she started working at Panera and she has an actual bit of money saved up
 >Feels right to make us an official couple
 She moves in with me
 Anonymous 10/02/17(Mon)12.59.42 No.7469087542746908789
 l was skeptical when she moved in
 Previous girlfriends had robbed me before, and I didn't really know what to expect with her
 >We have great passionate sex the first night she moved in and we pass out next to each other
 >I wake up in this really nice fog, not wanting to get out of bed
 Roll over to look at her
 She's gone
 Oh god dammit, I'm a fucking dumbass I know everything valuable is going to be missing now
 1 start to smell something either on fire or just a strange buning smell
 기mmediatley run to the kitchen to find her standing there with a horrified look on her face
 >She was trying to cook eggs and had just burnt them a bit
 >I'm completely relieved at the sight and reassure her that everything is fine
 Anonymous 10/02/17(Mon)12:59.59 No. 746908789
 2D
 Every day after that, we would leave the apartment together
 rd walk her to work, walk around the city on my own until lunch, then go to class
 ld walk to her after class and walk her home after work
 It was a nice little schedule we had built
 We would both be so tired from work and class that we would just crash back at our place
 >This went on for several months and it completely felt like heaven
 >She was extremely loyal and thankful too, almost like how a rescue dog would do anything for its new owner
 > .Thats not the best analogy, I know, but it's all I can think of right now
 > The time she spent working at Panera helped her pick up some great cooking skills
 >Her sandwiches tasted amazing with all the love and gratitude she would sneak in as well
 After my semester was over, I graduated with a DDS and joined a really nice practice
 She kept working at Panera, bringing whatever she could, but I was making serious money now
 >At this point, Im 27 and she is 26
 >We are the happiest people on earth
 In that year of dating I never found her sleeping around, stealing, and she had fully kicked her past drug habits
 >Knew that I found the right gir
 I's been 5 years since I met Grace. We are happily married now and are expecting our first son in a few months. There are some nights I find
 her crying at the kindness I showed her that first night, but she doesn't realize how lucky I am to have polished that diamond I found in the
 gutter
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Ch, well, fuck R I'm technically off work, might as well Fucking reeks, I think I know where the smel is coming from now furry ittle piss machines Sha comas back wth cofee and sets a down on the cofes table, then opans up her pizza Dont know the sign for coffee, just point to Yeah, I trvel long way for work vibù, jist some old lady sno ing away in an atherwise completely silent soom, no T·no Radio, buta shillad af eld books and a laptop straight out af 2001 If they're this poor why is she ordering pizza so Finish up coffee, she finishes half of tha pizza than cleses the bax takes tha cup and goes into the kitchan and comes back Shù picks up her ph0N and sigs-Can we fn sage?" s hesitale, but fuck it. she's probably just lonely and she seems like a nice person he ent f¡ฉ back atext and Isaved her furnber in my phone The box only has her last name.I dont think she ever told me her name .did she? s"0h, Lydis, thats a nice -Cat g. irl be past midnight before I get back Thank you for the coffoe -Grab helmat and gloves, say bye at the dosr, go home >Get in can still smell the house on me and my eyes are stinging due to cat allergies Strip and throw clothes into the hamper Pretty much a l of them sre "thanks for stopp g bye k B5 n to hang out h 30 eo e fora change harks for your number too sorry imy mom is weird she likes to sleep on the sofe, sorry you were un om fo table so y four house is st ange it usualy looks bette but it's been ฮ busy "Good Moming )message back good morning, told her not to sweat ชาย house stu". w83 rice to afier me ® coffee slter my shift ended Than we entered the "gatting to know you" phase, which Kind of seels Bke friendly interogation 1ke to play online chess, do you play chess? what other games do you play? >"Tm making pasta salad for my mom and me, do you like pasta? >"I've ล¡"ays want to know how you know sigts do you heve a deaf famly member? etc" Tell myself Eh, she seems lonely and is probably just not used to talking to people, E's nat a big deal shes probably just exched Answe her quesions, fire some back at her to keep the convo going so i seems less of a one-sided interrogation She plays chess, a lot She pretty much sticks to italian cuisine (pasta gnocchi, salad pizza ec She doesn1 dive and neither does her mom so getting around is hardjexpansive as she lives in the sicks Her cats names are all named human names didn't have the heart to tell her Im super allergic to cats, didn't seem relevant to tell her that and didnt want so make her leel bed that I spent 2 hours filling my lungs with cat hair and spent the remainder of the evening rubbing my Tve nevar bean on a bike before do you ever have passengers besides pizza haha" thats really cool, I'd iks to do thal someday thought nothing of it the week rolls by. I deliver pizza to her on the thursday and she tried on my helmet (her hair was greasy again but whatever i's a helmet) po back to work, maybe next time She looks disappointed, but signs "k, see you next time anon" Get back to plzZB house. other guys gning me the "hu" hur. check the pizza jggalo back. check his dck for grease" etc Wanna come round aher your shit ends Oh fuck, not really? I dent want so naek of cat piss and gat tchy eyes again but if I go homa at 10 Better idea l wB5 planning to go home straight after work butif you want to we can go for ride? just go to bed and it is saturday Finish shin, ide back to har place and nothing ebe Sorry,wreng clothas, youll get cold -Give her my he4metand jacket, if she comes of I dont want her dying egot on, I take har >“get on te back. pul your feet up. wrap your arms around my waist 5hong do not lean ether way. ณ balance. f you get scared just shout and ria stop. >Decide to go to the 7-11 so we can get soda, t's 36 minute round trip 50 įr5 farty short foranew rider I can hear her nervous giggling and she wraps her hands in extra tight asi open thศ throttle. can feel her heavy breathing >Park up put my thumb up to let her know she can get。 dsmont Signing so fast I cant make heads or tails of what she's trying to say "Did you like "Want to get >Go in, grab cokes and some chocolate, sit outside on the bench and drink up, talk to her about how the ride was She loved h apparenty, she said it was the most exciting thing she's done in years Heh wow, and thet was going 25 as to not spook her Tell her t's Sme to go and hand her my helmet she puts in on We have out ride back Ride up to her house and hurn the bike off and puts it on the handle bar >She takes the helmet Thank you, hat was realy fun Do you want to come in? "Ok. I1 text you Thi s ri ef Saturday ni ht tida becomes a regular thing for 4 o uple of m nlhi we'd o to the 7-11 the pa k the local tavern with a pool table {aleays doed ǐ, there just old people drinking b er at tho bar a ching TV owner ddn't care that i was under 21 as I never tried to erder alcahol Lydia didn't either. We just drank cokes and played pool) The friendship seems solid and i's nice to do something other than go saight home and play the vidya aber wok, almot es le Im living the normal teenage xperience Her mom isn't deat (ust old, lke mid 60s old) and I got to speak to her a few times over the months when she came outside to say helo (she's very fat and doesn't move weln, tells me R's great that we're friends and that she seems happler etc One saturday ve got the night aff and she teccts me to seI'm workingItel her no, she asks iI want to go out and gat dinner wilth her instead Fuck it ok ask what she has in mincd "Sure,I know We go to a steakhouse and get steak and ias each We talk and joke while we eat, same old same old Dunno, kinda Sgured rd drop you home and then go home We could watch a Think for a sec, that mean ether going to the cinema which I hate the cinema. Or going to hers which. my fucking eyes Or my heuse She's never been to my house rve known her a fu months and my parents know I hang aut with he' shes cerme up in conversalion a โ We could watch a movie, want to go to my house? i have to ask my mom first though times sol guess k's ok call ahead and lat tem know rm brin ing & firiend over my mom mom gives the -Finish sp Mom greats us at the door and takes her coat ride back to my Anonymous 07/12/18(Thu120 30.27 No 46743031 ▶ -sissestintamewa,sins坐ーǐ74wz 554674280 Aer the pleasantrias have baan axchangad we go to tha basementigame room (no Te not a richlag its basically just an un nished basemant with a big old raad-projection TV a got for cheap, an Xbox and -l puil out the bax of DVDs and ask her to pick one Throw the DVD in the xbox and lad it up, run upatairs to grab soma chips, salsa, candy and cokas ->Mom pops her head around the door to the Den >ฯ ฐเฮ5s l can walt umsi tomorrow to do the laundry, have fun with Lydล anon. Faaing coay subs are on, eating chips and drinking cokas watching handsome man Adrian Brody see poland get ravaged during ww2 wa've both bean she starts to snuggle into me more go outside and smoke a cig. planning each step in my mind Finish the cig, sneak back inside as my mom is asleep by ow Lydis has taken her fucking clohes off and is theowing me a dirty smle Anonymous 07/12/18(Thu)20:51:51 No.46743173 File: images.12)Rng (18 KB, 348x423) 07/1218(Thu20 50 04 No 46743150 FALSE FACE GET OUT FALSE FACE GET OUT GET OUT
4chan, 7/11, and Af: Cute in theory anon. They're actualy pretty schico and unpredictable. Let me tell you s litle story
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 The other, older picza boys call her the creepy deaf bitch
 >Be a language sparg so I can alraady da some basic ASL signs plaase, thank you ma you, seery, ak, no atc
 Huh get the
 Skinny as fuck woman, greasy as fuck hair, dead skin all over her face house smelled fucking homble
 Hand over the food she takes it and puts it inside, then shoves 15 doilars at me
 From that day forward on her special instructions she always asked for "the blonde one to deliver and would sp pretty we
 >Al of the pizzabois ept saying that I was going there to luck her on top of the pizzs
 anyway
 On" fridey might she's my last delivery boss said to tak. and bring the money and slip in noxt morning because t's
 30 minute round tip and he warned to close up early
 Medium Meabal Pizza, potato skin, diet coke
 She looks Ike she's showered for a change, good for you lady
 she signs Helo Anon, howr are you?
 > "Ok, last delivery going home so very good tired
 She smiles "1 have coffes, would you like coffe?
 Ch, well, fuck R I'm technically off work, might as well
 Fucking reeks, I think I know where the smel is coming from now furry ittle piss machines
 Sha comas back wth cofee and sets a down on the cofes table, then opans up her pizza
 Dont know the sign for coffee, just point to
 Yeah, I trvel
 long way for work
 vibù, jist some old lady sno ing away in an atherwise completely silent soom, no T·no Radio, buta shillad af eld books and a laptop straight out af 2001
 If they're this poor why is she ordering pizza so
 Finish up coffee, she finishes half of tha pizza than cleses the bax takes tha cup and goes into the kitchan and comes back
 Shù picks up her ph0N and sigs-Can we fn sage?"
 s hesitale, but fuck it. she's probably just lonely and she seems like a nice person
 he ent f¡ฉ back atext and Isaved her furnber in my phone
 The box only has her last name.I dont think she ever told me her name
 .did she?
 s"0h, Lydis, thats a nice
 -Cat
 g. irl be past midnight before I get back Thank you for the coffoe
 -Grab helmat and gloves, say bye at the dosr, go home
 >Get in can still smell the house on me and my eyes are stinging due to cat allergies
 Strip and throw clothes into the hamper
 Pretty much a l of them sre "thanks for stopp g bye
 k
 B5
 n to hang out
 h 30 eo e fora change harks for your number too sorry imy mom is weird she likes to sleep on the sofe, sorry
 you were un om fo table so y four house is st ange it usualy looks bette but it's been ฮ busy
 "Good Moming
 )message back good morning, told her not to sweat ชาย house stu". w83 rice to afier me ® coffee slter my shift ended
 Than we entered the "gatting to know you" phase, which Kind of seels Bke friendly interogation
 1ke to play online chess, do you play chess? what other games do you play?
 >"Tm making pasta salad for my mom and me, do you like pasta?
 >"I've ล¡"ays want to know how you know sigts do you heve a deaf famly member? etc"
 Tell myself Eh, she seems lonely and is probably just not used to talking to people, E's nat a big deal shes probably just exched
 Answe her quesions, fire some back at her to keep the convo going so i seems less of a one-sided interrogation
 She plays chess, a lot
 She pretty much sticks to italian cuisine (pasta gnocchi, salad pizza ec
 She doesn1 dive and neither does her mom so getting around is hardjexpansive as she lives in the sicks
 Her cats names are all named human names didn't have the heart to tell her Im super allergic to cats, didn't seem relevant to tell her that and didnt want so make her leel bed that I spent 2 hours filling my lungs with cat hair and spent the remainder of the evening rubbing my
 Tve nevar bean on a bike before do you ever have passengers besides pizza haha"
 thats really cool, I'd iks to do thal someday
 thought nothing of it the week rolls by. I deliver pizza to her on the thursday and she tried on my helmet (her hair was greasy again but whatever i's a helmet)
 po back to work, maybe next time
 She looks disappointed, but signs "k, see you next time anon"
 Get back to plzZB house. other guys gning me the "hu" hur. check
 the pizza jggalo
 back. check his dck for grease" etc
 Wanna come round aher your shit ends
 Oh fuck, not really? I dent want so naek of cat piss and gat tchy eyes again but if I go homa at 10
 Better idea l wB5 planning to go home straight after work butif you want to we can go for ride?
 just go to bed and it is saturday
 Finish shin, ide back to har place
 and nothing ebe
 Sorry,wreng clothas, youll get cold
 -Give her my he4metand jacket, if she comes of I dont want her dying
 egot on, I take har
 >“get on te back. pul your feet up. wrap your arms around my waist 5hong do not lean ether way. ณ balance. f you get scared just shout and ria stop.
 >Decide to go to the 7-11 so we can get soda, t's 36 minute round trip 50 įr5 farty short foranew rider
 I can hear her nervous giggling and she wraps her hands in extra tight asi open thศ throttle. can feel her heavy breathing
 >Park up put my thumb up to let her know she can get。 dsmont
 Signing so fast I cant make heads or tails of what she's trying to say
 "Did you like
 "Want to get
 >Go in, grab cokes and some chocolate, sit outside on the bench and drink up, talk to her about how the ride was
 She loved h apparenty, she said it was the most exciting thing she's done in years
 Heh wow, and thet was going 25 as to not spook her
 Tell her t's Sme to go and hand her my helmet she puts in on
 We have
 out ride back Ride up to her house and hurn the bike off
 and puts it on the handle bar
 >She takes the helmet
 Thank you, hat was realy fun Do you want to come in?
 "Ok. I1 text you
 Thi s ri ef Saturday ni ht tida becomes a regular thing for 4 o uple of m nlhi we'd o to the 7-11 the pa k the local tavern with a pool table {aleays doed ǐ, there just old people drinking b er at tho bar
 a ching TV owner ddn't care that i was under 21 as I never tried to erder alcahol Lydia
 didn't either. We just drank cokes and played pool)
 The friendship seems solid and i's nice to do something other than go saight home and play the vidya aber wok, almot es le Im living the normal teenage xperience
 Her mom isn't deat (ust old, lke mid 60s old) and I got to speak to her a few times over the months when she came outside to say helo (she's very fat and doesn't move weln, tells me R's great that we're friends and that she seems happler etc
 One saturday ve got the night aff and she teccts me to seI'm workingItel her no, she asks iI want to go out and gat dinner wilth her instead
 Fuck it ok ask what she has in mincd
 "Sure,I know
 We go to a steakhouse and get steak and ias each
 We talk and joke while we eat, same old same old
 Dunno, kinda Sgured rd drop you home and then go home
 We could watch a
 Think for a sec, that mean ether going to the cinema which I hate the cinema. Or going to hers which. my fucking eyes
 Or my heuse She's never been to my house rve known her a fu months and my parents know I hang aut with he' shes cerme up in conversalion a โ
 We could watch a movie, want to go to my house? i have to ask my mom first though
 times sol guess k's ok
 call ahead and lat tem know rm brin ing & firiend over
 my mom mom gives the
 -Finish sp
 Mom greats us at the door and takes her coat
 ride back to my
 Anonymous 07/12/18(Thu120 30.27 No 46743031 ▶
 -sissestintamewa,sins坐ーǐ74wz
 554674280
 Aer the pleasantrias have baan axchangad we go to tha basementigame room (no Te not a richlag its basically just an un nished basemant with a big old raad-projection TV a got for cheap, an Xbox and
 -l puil out the bax of DVDs and ask her to pick one
 Throw the DVD in the xbox and lad it up, run upatairs to grab soma chips, salsa, candy and cokas
 ->Mom pops her head around the door to the Den
 >ฯ ฐเฮ5s l can walt umsi tomorrow to do the laundry, have fun with Lydล anon.
 Faaing coay subs are on, eating chips and drinking cokas watching handsome man Adrian Brody see poland get ravaged during ww2
 wa've both bean
 she starts to snuggle into me more
 go outside and smoke a cig. planning each step in my mind
 Finish the cig, sneak back inside as my mom is asleep by ow
 Lydis has taken her fucking clohes off and is theowing me a dirty smle
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