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Being Alone, Apparently, and Bad: Yeah, you really don't want that party. Drow are huge assholes, for one. To everyone else, to each other. And they're all tomented by their society and sexually fucked-up I've got no problem with Drow refugees Good neutral, or even evil, coming to the surface and gotting the fuck away from all the other drow is just a sensible thing to do > "In the deep country, every Thursday spider bath day. Matron come to barracks, pick one male, throw in spider hole Must smile and say is great honorl If not happy for spider hole, much torture >"Surface world much betterl Thursday ladies night at tavem, and not even whipped for disobey ladiest )18:38 07 No >"Back in deop country, the eating of the spider legs was not seen as so strange. Why are you giving me the look of disgust lreally want to play a drow like this now Anonymous 11/07/14/Fri)18:41:02 No 360229868023016 36022 4288029298 >ר am write letter to my brother, G on tell h m o wonderful surface l tell him Gr 1 I have my own oom no share! He w te back, Vtoly. am so so y you n solitary confinement. how you anger surface matron for this happen? I tell him, is OK, Gni'gori, no is prison, I can leave whenever I wantl He wnite, Vtoly, no, do not kill self, is not freedom, afterife even more full of spider 8 4231 be visit glorious surface realm potato Anonymous 11/07/14/Fri)18:42 34 No 360230188023881 File I'm imagining Drow Rolf now. Drolf. Rolfs vaguely Eastem European, right? You dare impugn the honor of the son of a spider-shepherd, Loose Pants Ed-Bard? In the Old Country, Drolf would have slapped you with a trout for such t s 11/07/14/Fri)18 52 07 Back in deep country I was a, how you say, sex-pet for priestess of Lloth We used to play game called torture Grigon bec ause its Tuesday was bad day Grigoni has found a female who doesn't beat him too much, she is something called a 'pala'd Pala'din say Grigori have good heart and didn't even try to cut it out for her god ls clearly that Wizard here is most powerful, Ike Female in the deep place of my home Wizard is not smiting peasantry and menial strongness-user when she is walk by Wizard is not transmute blood of WLa dymr into spider for look in eye 1 am telling you, brother-cousin, you must coming to here. Even when in position of power Female is not always to using whip or chain lway into the I have met wWizard who understanding my angry and my jealous He is saying to me, W'la'dymr, bring to me the female who is stab down spine-cord, but have skin otherwise not slash or cut He is saying he turning dead female into matron-costume, as soft as silks of spider who is not wanting to kill you >WE can having the bosom and the whip and do the shoutings Pala'din worshipper of god called Tyr, Grigon not like sound of this god. Is man who has been blinded and had hand cut of Paladin say Grigoni not need to worry about that, paladin say she not cut off my hands or bum out my oyes Grigori apparently something called a "bard now. In deep country males leam magic and develop quick fingers to please mistress and avoid becoming spider dinner, leam to taik quickly so mistress forget why On surface Grigoni uses magic from deop country and quick fingers to defand mistress and eam coin for her mistress, Grigoni work extra hard for her Grigori has plan cousin, he will sing songs from the old country for pala'din to sooth her after long day traveling 11/07/14(Fri)22 14:05 No. 36027526 >I found myself among a group of human fomales in surface taven -I do my best to please and entertain them, when suddenly one jump up and start scream, I cannot imagine what I have done to offend, and soon the rest all join herl Leaping about and screaming pointing at small arachnid crawling on the table ls tiny >So I scoop up tiny spider with both hands and offer to ladies, hoping to please them But screams just increasel They shout "ill itt Kill I think! Why Not willing to risk retibution for killing arachnid, I take outside and rolease into surface bush This just make surface female angryl They say "Will just come back inside It only take playing lute all day till fingers bleed for surface female forgive me! Not even a Anonymous 11/07/14(Fr)22 55:58 No. 360282570283088028803 Grigon tried to sing for the pala'din but apparently the songs of our people do not please her >But was alright, pala'din made me take the entire nights watch instead of beating me, she is a good femalel We jouneyed to surfacer town, much diferent from towns of the deep country cousin Paladin tell Gngon that in town l will haveto wear shackles. I tell her no problem and ask already Thursday >Pala'din was confused by still I am shackled, is not so bad though surface females dont publicly beat males for looking them in the eye or transmute you into spider monster for fun It took some time for Grigon to leam this but pala'din says I am doing I am liking surface females because of this kindness cousin Apparently we travel to shrine of Tyr to seek guidance, Grigon ask why seek e from blind god? Pala'din purish me that will not ask again Grigoni is trying to learn surface songs to please mistress, will write again soon Anonymous 11/07/14/Frij23:25 20 No 360288038028883 28029222 Grigori, is You tell me many wonderful thing of surface, I must see for myself l think at first is no worse, maybe little better Less spider, more child throw rock, more confuse am lying on roof of bui ing look at ceiling-diamonds far above, think of dg potato from celing back in dec country, when hear voice below Look down, see two man talking to small person. Is half-ing Two man being very rudel Matron say "stop, they grab shoulder of her dress and pull down I panic! I not want skinned and made into chair cushion for be near thisl I not believe my eyes Two men look around, not see me. I jump down, throw back hood, try explain "You will die in many screams >They run awayl Now I am alone with angry small matronl I bow doep, give many apology, hope end be fast Iwalk with her home, say s I walk with her. She shaking with anger, I speak fast and sweet to try to make calm. Tell her of journey to surface, of sleep on roof and alley She talk to priestess, say I stay here now not think I live long now, cousin They feed me much surface food you think l am for to eat? Or they turn my legs into wheat, make me guard temple? Miss Sunfield come to me often.I try please her, make poem of her power and beauty, give her smal flower and mushroom Hear priestess say she think she hear wedding bells not far. She laugh. I think now I am to be hail-ling wedding feast. I bid you farewell, cousin, and I will see you in the spider-filled land that is after this life s me, cousin Daria. Surface world is not so bad as stones say Yesterday, in a bar a man made a lewd face at me and tried to touch my bottom When I take fingertips with night-dagger, he scream much better than Drow men, much longer, much profanity. His friends laugh with me at his sufflering. Whole bar laugh A bar is drinking house with alcohol and sometimes peanuts I was told to not eat peanuts. Maybe they are trap Men here not so whip cringing. Women here not so chain crazy. You not believe this, but sisters on sunside expected to love and care for other sisters, not form politic al alliance with cousin for mutual benefit and Brothers still idots Some things universal Yours. 11/07/14(Fi)23 50 19 No. Vtoly do not lose hope cousin surface mistresses are strange and do not always do what I expect Pala'din tell me her name, she is Charlotte it is strange name but I say nothing She has unshackled me now that we are no longer in the surface town and Gri'goi expected her to demand his evening services to relieve the stress of travel 에 do not know what have do to displease Charlotte but she has bou me my own tent tells me to sleep in Mistress does not wish my presence in the evenings and i fear that l am not physically pleasing 10 her >After many weeks travel we arive at shrine to blinded man god We were greeted by another female pala dn and a strange man wearing holy garb s male prest Vtolyl But he wear blindfold and have to be lead around by paladr, so I know not what to make of this, is very strange soe into Grn Was woried bec ause heart is in chest and I do not want to end up like dear cousin Vla'dimir Charlotte tell me that I must spend night in holy room in church and not fall asleep, is no problem because Gigoi know what happen if he fall asleep 에 womy that tomo ow l shall be en to bind man-pnest maybe ths why m stress has not wanted my company she des es to see me dominate another pala din's man for her If ths s what she want l will do it. tomoowmstrsrtdv, maybe 110814(Sat)01 16:54 No 36030667- Gri goni she said to me 'you have done well to keep these holy vigil."I know not what all the words mean but I am happy that mistress is happy with me I was then give to the bindfolded man-priest Was most strange, we were not made to fight for our pala'din's amusement instead he said that he could see that my heart was not vile These surfacers are strange cousin, they do not see well in the dark yet they worship a blind man-god who apparently can see This impressed mistress more and blind man-priest gave Gn'gon a book of gods There are many gods on the surface world, some I have heard of but many i have not l have yet to find wherถ al the spiders are n these afterines but I will look more >Pala'din Charlotte has taken me from the shrine so that we can adventure Gri'gori has leamt new spell to help please pala'din Charlotte. I can animate rope to quickly lash her belongs to a horse or whip me so she does not tire herself punishing me I will tell her about this spell tomorrow tonight I am allowed to rest l was at surface tavem again, trying to please many surface females, when I notice one staring at me cousin -I have never known female to stare like this back in deep country Never have I known such terror cousin, even the most cruel matron would not leap upon a male and devour him like wild animall So I think "surely I have offendl l try Female just stare more cousinl Chewing at lip in antic ipation for great feast >l try very hard cousin, but soon I notice, all females look at me this wayl All staring, all licking of lip, but I am out of songl to kill self quickly But surface male intervenel He much angry at my foolishness. He drag me away from hungry surface females despite their protests! Such bravery. He give only minor beating for upsetting females! >You see how friendly surface country is cousin? It is a great place Anonymous 1108/14Sat)01-57:44 No.36031261 기 ive now on surface for ten years I tell you women mostly do not beat men for sport as in the old country. Also fewer mind flayers also This hard to explain, but I have loving relationship with forest elf woman for last five year She will not beat me and sometime she cook for us. She say my accent is hot.'I think she means it is pleasing, but she I hear you ask "then why do you not run, cousin? in head. I say to you "because of missionary position also love." I will not explain more in case priestess get hold of letter and get ideas on how to ruin it for Please come to surface soon, I promise is not all sunshine, there is darktime too called night, with pretty sky jewels called stars for the looking at
Being Alone, Apparently, and Bad: Yeah, you really don't want that party. Drow are huge assholes, for one. To everyone else, to each other. And they're all tomented by their society and sexually fucked-up
 I've got no problem with Drow refugees Good neutral, or even evil, coming to the surface and gotting the fuck away from all the other drow is just a sensible thing to do
 > "In the deep country, every Thursday spider bath day. Matron come to barracks, pick one male, throw in spider hole Must smile and say is great honorl If not happy for spider hole, much torture
 >"Surface world much betterl Thursday ladies night at tavem, and not even whipped for disobey ladiest
 )18:38 07 No
 >"Back in deop country, the eating of the spider legs was not seen as so strange. Why are you giving me the look of disgust
 lreally want to play a drow like this now
 Anonymous 11/07/14/Fri)18:41:02 No 360229868023016 36022 4288029298
 >ר am write letter to my brother, G on tell h m o wonderful surface l tell him Gr 1 I have my own oom no share! He w te back, Vtoly. am so so y you n solitary confinement. how you anger surface
 matron for this happen? I tell him, is OK, Gni'gori, no is prison, I can leave whenever I wantl He wnite, Vtoly, no, do not kill self, is not freedom, afterife even more full of spider
 8 4231
 be visit glorious surface realm
 potato
 Anonymous 11/07/14/Fri)18:42 34 No 360230188023881
 File
 I'm imagining Drow Rolf now. Drolf. Rolfs vaguely Eastem European, right?
 You dare impugn the honor of the son of a spider-shepherd, Loose Pants Ed-Bard? In the Old Country, Drolf would have slapped you with a trout for
 such t
 s 11/07/14/Fri)18 52 07
 Back in deep country I was a, how you say, sex-pet for priestess of Lloth
 We used to play game called torture Grigon bec ause its Tuesday
 was bad day
 Grigoni has found a female who doesn't beat him too much, she is something called a 'pala'd
 Pala'din say Grigori have good heart and didn't even try to cut it out for her god
 ls clearly that Wizard here is most powerful, Ike Female in the deep place of my home
 Wizard is not smiting peasantry and menial strongness-user when she is walk by
 Wizard is not transmute blood of WLa dymr into spider for look in eye
 1 am telling you, brother-cousin, you must coming to here. Even when in position of power Female is not always to using whip or chain
 lway into the
 I have met wWizard who understanding my angry and my jealous
 He is saying to me, W'la'dymr, bring to me the female who is stab down spine-cord, but have skin otherwise not slash or cut
 He is saying he turning dead female into matron-costume, as soft as silks of spider who is not wanting to kill you
 >WE can having the bosom and the whip and do the shoutings
 Pala'din worshipper of god called Tyr, Grigon not like sound of this god. Is man who has been blinded and had hand cut of
 Paladin say Grigoni not need to worry about that, paladin say she not cut off my hands or bum out my oyes
 Grigori apparently something called a "bard now. In deep country males leam magic and develop quick fingers to please mistress and avoid becoming spider dinner, leam to taik quickly so mistress forget why
 On surface Grigoni uses magic from deop country and quick fingers to defand mistress and eam coin for her
 mistress, Grigoni work extra hard for her
 Grigori has plan cousin, he will sing songs from the old country for pala'din to sooth her after long day traveling
 11/07/14(Fri)22 14:05 No. 36027526
 >I found myself among a group of human fomales in surface taven
 -I do my best to please and entertain them, when suddenly one jump up and start scream, I cannot imagine what I have done to offend, and soon the rest all join herl
 Leaping about and screaming pointing at small arachnid crawling on the table
 ls tiny
 >So I scoop up tiny spider with both hands and offer to ladies, hoping to please them
 But screams just increasel They shout "ill itt Kill
 I think! Why
 Not willing to risk retibution for killing arachnid, I take outside and rolease into surface bush
 This just make surface female angryl They say "Will just come back inside
 It only take playing lute all day till fingers bleed for surface female forgive me!
 Not even a
 Anonymous 11/07/14(Fr)22 55:58 No. 360282570283088028803
 Grigon tried to sing for the pala'din but apparently the songs of our people do not please her
 >But was alright, pala'din made me take the entire nights watch instead of beating me, she is a good femalel
 We jouneyed to surfacer town, much diferent from towns of the deep country cousin
 Paladin tell Gngon that in town l will haveto wear shackles. I tell her no problem and ask already Thursday
 >Pala'din was confused by still I am shackled, is not so bad though surface females dont publicly beat males for looking them in the eye or transmute you into spider monster for fun It took some time for Grigon
 to leam this but pala'din says I am doing
 I am liking surface females because of this kindness cousin
 Apparently we travel to shrine of Tyr to seek guidance, Grigon ask why seek
 e from blind god? Pala'din purish me that will not ask again
 Grigoni is trying to learn surface songs to please mistress, will write again soon
 Anonymous 11/07/14/Frij23:25 20 No 360288038028883 28029222
 Grigori, is
 You tell me many wonderful thing of surface, I must see for myself
 l think at first is no worse, maybe little better Less spider, more child throw rock, more confuse
 am lying on roof of bui ing look at ceiling-diamonds far above, think of dg potato from celing back in dec country, when
 hear voice below
 Look down, see two man talking to small person. Is half-ing
 Two man being very rudel Matron say "stop, they grab shoulder of her dress and pull down
 I panic! I not want skinned and made into chair cushion for be near thisl I not believe my eyes
 Two men look around, not see me. I jump down, throw back hood, try explain "You will die in many screams
 >They run awayl Now I am alone with angry small matronl I bow doep, give many apology, hope end be fast
 Iwalk with her home, say s
 I walk with her. She shaking with anger, I speak fast and sweet to try to make calm. Tell her of journey to surface, of sleep on roof and alley
 She talk to priestess, say I stay here now
 not think I live long now, cousin They feed me much surface food you think l am for to eat? Or they turn my legs into wheat, make me guard temple?
 Miss Sunfield come to me often.I try please her, make poem of her power and beauty, give her smal flower and mushroom
 Hear priestess say she think she hear wedding bells not far. She laugh. I think now I am to be hail-ling wedding feast. I bid you farewell, cousin, and I will see you in the spider-filled land that is after this life
 s me, cousin Daria. Surface world is not so bad as stones say Yesterday, in a bar a man made a lewd face at me and tried to touch my bottom
 When I take fingertips with night-dagger, he scream much better than Drow men, much longer, much profanity. His friends laugh with me at his sufflering. Whole bar laugh
 A bar is drinking house with alcohol and sometimes peanuts I was told to not eat peanuts. Maybe they are trap
 Men here not so whip cringing. Women here not so chain crazy. You not believe this, but sisters on sunside expected to love and care for other sisters, not form politic al alliance with cousin for mutual benefit and
 Brothers still idots Some things universal
 Yours.
 11/07/14(Fi)23 50 19 No.
 Vtoly do not lose hope cousin surface mistresses are strange and do not always do what I expect
 Pala'din tell me her name, she is Charlotte it is strange name but I say nothing
 She has unshackled me now that we are no longer in the surface town and Gri'goi expected her to demand his evening services to relieve the stress of travel
 에 do not know what have do to displease Charlotte but she has bou me my own tent tells me to sleep in Mistress does not wish my presence in the evenings and i fear that l am not physically pleasing 10
 her
 >After many weeks travel we arive at shrine to blinded man god
 We were greeted by another female pala dn and a strange man wearing holy garb
 s male prest Vtolyl But he wear blindfold and have to be lead around by paladr, so I know not what to make of this, is very strange
 soe into Grn
 Was woried bec ause heart is in chest and I do not want to end up like dear cousin Vla'dimir
 Charlotte tell me that I must spend night in holy room in church and not fall asleep, is no problem because Gigoi know what happen if he fall asleep
 에 womy that tomo ow l shall be en to bind man-pnest maybe ths why m stress has not wanted my company she des es to see me dominate another pala din's man for her If ths s what she want l will do it.
 tomoowmstrsrtdv, maybe
 110814(Sat)01 16:54 No 36030667-
 Gri goni she said to me 'you have done well to keep these holy vigil."I know not what all the words mean but I am happy that mistress is happy with me
 I was then give to the bindfolded man-priest
 Was most strange, we were not made to fight for our pala'din's amusement instead he said that he could see that my heart was not vile
 These surfacers are strange cousin, they do not see well in the dark yet they worship a blind man-god who apparently can see
 This impressed mistress more and blind man-priest gave Gn'gon a book of gods
 There are many gods on the surface world, some I have heard of but many i have not l have yet to find wherถ al the spiders are n these afterines but I will look more
 >Pala'din Charlotte has taken me from the shrine so that we can adventure
 Gri'gori has leamt new spell to help please pala'din Charlotte. I can animate rope to quickly lash her belongs to a horse or whip me so she does not tire herself punishing me
 I will tell her about this spell tomorrow tonight I am allowed to rest
 l was at surface tavem again, trying to please many surface females, when I notice one staring at me cousin
 -I have never known female to stare like this back in deep country
 Never have I known such terror cousin, even the most cruel matron would not leap upon a male and devour him like wild animall So I think "surely I have offendl
 l try
 Female just stare more cousinl Chewing at lip in antic ipation for great feast
 >l try very hard cousin, but soon I notice, all females look at me this wayl All staring, all licking of lip, but I am out of songl
 to kill self quickly
 But surface male intervenel He much angry at my foolishness. He drag me away from hungry surface females despite their protests! Such bravery. He give only minor beating for upsetting females!
 >You see how friendly surface country is cousin? It is a great place
 Anonymous 1108/14Sat)01-57:44 No.36031261
 기 ive now on surface for ten years I tell you women mostly do not beat men for sport as in the old country. Also fewer mind flayers
 also
 This hard to explain, but I have loving relationship with forest elf woman for last five year She will not beat me and sometime she cook for us. She say my accent is hot.'I think she means it is pleasing, but she
 I hear you ask "then why do you not run, cousin? in head. I say to you "because of missionary position also love." I will not explain more in case priestess get hold of letter and get ideas on how to ruin it for
 Please come to surface soon, I promise is not all sunshine, there is darktime too called night, with pretty sky jewels called stars for the looking at
Advil, Ass, and Beer: File: pepe png (234 KB, 650x650) Anonymous 09/17/18(Mon)14:49:57 No.780105901 [Reply]7010841780107833 >be me >last day of school before summer >probably about some stupid shit like have a good summer >It's the last day so everyone is talking and you can't hear shit from the principal >yells at everyone to shut up the students do >principal greets everyone, the usual start >some kid shouts at the top of his lungs "CoCK >everyone suddenly starts going apeshit >the principal sighs and takes an advil >everyone is chanting "COCK COCK cOCK CoCK COCK" some kid rips his pants off >oh Fuck.png >kids are screaming >one girl is having a breakdown in the corner >teacher pulls out a bottle of beer and chugs it >more kids are stripping >mfw some kid behind me pulls my pants down, revealing my magnum dong >everyone goes silent and turn towards me one black kid shouts "THIS NIGGA GOT A BIG ASS DICK" >I pull up my pants and run away in pure embarrassment >My spaghetti falls out of my pockets >everyone looks at my spaghetti >i sob >that spaghetti was my wife wake up realize I'm in the assembly still >tfw the assembly is so boring you dream about getting pantsed >My spaghetti is still in my pocket at least gently pet my wife >teacher sees, thinks im getting my phone >teacher asks for me to give her my phone >some kid sneaks up behind the teacher and pulls her pants down, revealing her magnum dong >tfw you realize your teacher is a futa >tfw you realize this greentext sucks
Advil, Ass, and Beer: File: pepe png (234 KB, 650x650)
 Anonymous 09/17/18(Mon)14:49:57 No.780105901 [Reply]7010841780107833
 >be me
 >last day of school before summer
 >probably about some stupid shit like have a good summer
 >It's the last day so everyone is talking and you can't hear shit from the principal
 >yells at everyone to shut up
 the students do
 >principal greets everyone, the usual start
 >some kid shouts at the top of his lungs "CoCK
 >everyone suddenly starts going apeshit
 >the principal sighs and takes an advil
 >everyone is chanting "COCK COCK cOCK CoCK COCK"
 some kid rips his pants off
 >oh Fuck.png
 >kids are screaming
 >one girl is having a breakdown in the corner
 >teacher pulls out a bottle of beer and chugs it
 >more kids are stripping
 >mfw some kid behind me pulls my pants down, revealing my magnum dong
 >everyone goes silent and turn towards me
 one black kid shouts "THIS NIGGA GOT A BIG ASS DICK"
 >I pull up my pants and run away in pure embarrassment
 >My spaghetti falls out of my pockets
 >everyone looks at my spaghetti
 >i sob
 >that spaghetti was my wife
 wake up
 realize I'm in the assembly still
 >tfw the assembly is so boring you dream about getting pantsed
 >My spaghetti is still in my pocket at least
 gently pet my wife
 >teacher sees, thinks im getting my phone
 >teacher asks for me to give her my phone
 >some kid sneaks up behind the teacher and pulls her pants down, revealing her magnum dong
 >tfw you realize your teacher is a futa
 >tfw you realize this greentext sucks
Bad, Birthday, and Christmas: File: 1395989553753ig-(99 KB, 311x480, gameboy_color jpg) Anonymous 03/28/14(Fri)02 52 No 237383816 Be 7, parents go through really bad divorce, end up having to stay with my dad Pokemon comes out, beg and plead my dad for a gameboy and it for christmas, "Pokemon Blue with a Blue Gameboy l remember it clearly Don't talk to mom all that often, moved up north with her friend so she could get sober, but tell her what I want for Christmas Mom says she's unsure if she can afford it Dad is Military and doesnt make all that much, but says he wont buy it because he doesnt want pokemon in the house GAMEB GAME BOY boen, resign myself to not getting it and just ask my Dad for a hockey stick or something Mom asks if I want anything else, I say No Fast forward to christmas, spending it with my Mom, first time rd seen her in an entire year Christmas day, open christmas presents, lack luster, understandbly Last present is a small one... open it up A pink gameboy and pokemon red l bite my lip, Mom says T worked extra to afford it, that was the only one they had Tears in my eyes, it wasnt what I wanted but holy fuck a gameboy.. I finally own one.. It was one of the best christmas gifts rd ever received. I still have it to this day Fast forward, Im 23, celebrating my moms birthday with her, I give her a present She opens it, its a boxed Blue Gameboy and Pokemon Blue with a link cable it takes her a second to understand, she didn't realize Id kept the gameboy, even after being made fun of, being bullied, having it taken away, nearly broken 1 kept it tell her didn't have to work as much to get it, but I hope you know how much it means to me Mom breaks down crying, has been playing it all night since so we can battle together I fucking love my mom
Bad, Birthday, and Christmas: File: 1395989553753ig-(99 KB, 311x480, gameboy_color jpg)
 Anonymous 03/28/14(Fri)02 52 No 237383816
 Be 7, parents go through really bad divorce, end up having to stay with my dad
 Pokemon comes out, beg and plead my dad for a gameboy and it for christmas, "Pokemon Blue with a Blue Gameboy
 l remember it clearly
 Don't talk to mom all that often, moved up north with her friend so she could get sober, but tell her what I want for Christmas
 Mom says she's unsure if she can afford it
 Dad is Military and doesnt make all that much, but says he wont buy it because he doesnt want pokemon in the house
 GAMEB
 GAME BOY
 boen, resign myself to not getting it and just ask my Dad for a hockey stick or something
 Mom asks if I want anything else, I say No
 Fast forward to christmas, spending it with my Mom, first time rd seen her in an entire year
 Christmas day, open christmas presents, lack luster, understandbly
 Last present is a small one... open it up
 A pink gameboy and pokemon red
 l bite my lip, Mom says T worked extra to afford it, that was the only one they had
 Tears in my eyes, it wasnt what I wanted but holy fuck a gameboy.. I finally own one.. It was one of the best christmas gifts rd ever received. I still have it to this day
 Fast forward, Im 23, celebrating my moms birthday with her, I give her a present
 She opens it, its a boxed Blue Gameboy and Pokemon Blue with a link cable
 it takes her a second to understand, she didn't realize Id kept the gameboy, even after being made fun of, being bullied, having it taken away, nearly broken 1 kept it
 tell her didn't have to work as much to get it, but I hope you know how much it means to me
 Mom breaks down crying, has been playing it all night since so we can battle together
 I fucking love my mom
4chan, Beautiful, and Fire: No.47638073 3 days ago I want to play with her butthole after we had dinner at a mexican restaurant. I want to stick my finger in her tender asshole and oopsiea nugget of shit came out. She farts simultaneously. Waft of fecal secretions in the air enters my nasal canals. My semen receptors fire up and I slowly become erect. She feels embarassed and begins to pull her little shorts up when i stop her. I pull them back down A soft gentle kiss on her little hiney. Muah baby I then tell her to pee Pees for me bavbee She does so Im stroking to my two penises one of which I added surgically to my obliques for secret conjugal visits at the theater looking at the sexy girls and their pantylines in the gym When all is said and restroom we commit a ritual known as coitus. I inseminate her. She coincides with the moons. Venus, mars Penis, large. I then suck her tender pepperoni nipples that cover her entire b cup breast tissue. So tender they open up like a flower. Your polyps my dear, thwomp thwomp I can feel vour virus. It tastes of alluminum You are fertile and must breastfeed my beauty. Is the sweety man With my 5 fingers I spread open her nipple, and use the index finger of my other tendril to stimulate her breast. Like a rectum but in her breast. I want to be gentile, so as to not give her nipple hemmorhoids. Meanwhile she's releasing like a goat, pellets for daddy God shit Zia Annuki Kazüm The shiites knew not. Escribes fortold stories of this. Fornication so beautiful Jesuit of Nazareth himself spilled seed And thus the euphrates was born. More denial than in egypt. Her vagina is so beautiful. Like a flower, like i was thinking arbees but unironically Her clitoral hood pressed back to reveal a penis What did God mean by this? Only I would know because I was there And he is inside of us. Mv follicles secrete semen, 7 replies /fit/ waxes poetic
4chan, Beautiful, and Fire: No.47638073 3 days ago
 I want to play with her butthole after we had dinner at
 a mexican restaurant.
 I want to stick my finger in her tender asshole and oopsiea
 nugget of shit came out. She farts simultaneously.
 Waft of fecal secretions in the air enters my nasal canals.
 My semen receptors fire up and I slowly become erect.
 She feels embarassed and begins to pull her little shorts up
 when i stop her. I pull them back down
 A soft gentle kiss on her little hiney.
 Muah baby
 I then tell her to pee
 Pees for me bavbee
 She does so
 Im stroking to my two penises one of which I added surgically
 to my obliques for secret conjugal visits at the theater looking
 at the sexy girls and their pantylines in the gym
 When all is said and restroom we commit a ritual
 known as coitus.
 I inseminate her.
 She coincides with the moons.
 Venus, mars
 Penis, large.
 I then suck her tender pepperoni nipples that cover her
 entire b cup breast tissue.
 So tender they open up like a flower.
 Your polyps my dear, thwomp thwomp
 I can feel vour virus.
 It tastes of alluminum
 You are fertile and must breastfeed my beauty.
 Is the sweety man
 With my 5 fingers I spread open her nipple, and use the
 index finger of my other tendril to stimulate her breast. Like
 a rectum but in her breast. I want to be gentile, so as to not
 give her nipple hemmorhoids.
 Meanwhile she's releasing like a goat, pellets for
 daddy God shit
 Zia Annuki Kazüm
 The shiites knew not.
 Escribes fortold stories of this.
 Fornication so beautiful Jesuit of Nazareth himself
 spilled seed
 And thus the euphrates was born.
 More denial than in egypt.
 Her vagina is so beautiful. Like a flower, like i was thinking
 arbees but unironically
 Her clitoral hood pressed back to reveal a penis
 What did God mean by this?
 Only I would know because I was there
 And he is inside of us.
 Mv follicles secrete semen,
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/fit/ waxes poetic

/fit/ waxes poetic