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Af, Bless Up, and Bodies : u/EyeBrowsReddit84 ld i.redd.it A three hour drive to the ocean is worth it for old man Stan. I’m worried I’ve opened a flood gate with y’all and that the hygiene discussion will never end - one of my lil homegirls text me saying imma need to start a whole new IG account on hygiene only 😩. With that said one of my followers commented today: β€œI’m dyingπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I sent a guy into the shower once after he unzipped his pants and I caught a sniff of his sweaty HAIRY balls. I told him to clean himself and shave. He came out with bald patches and kinky patches that still stunkπŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€’β€. Ok this raises two extremely important points, lemme address them in turn. (1) Some of y’all don’t know how to shower and need a full aura reboot - reset - recleanse. Go directly to Traders Joe. Buy a bottle of Dr. Bronner’s peppermint liquid wash. This shit will strip paint off cars. Turn the shower as hot as it go (UNLESS u live in the housing projects then DON’T DO THIS - project water get hot af lol I assume no responsibility for u cooking yourself.) Squirt a palm full of Dr. Bronners. Now physically violate the inside space between yo balls and yo thigh and also yo a$$ crack. Some of y’all have never since yo mama stopped bathing u actually washed this area properly. Go deep. Make it hurt a little. U feel me? Go hard. (2) For some of y’all the overall nastiness has seeped and stained into your body hair and now that body hair is a repository for stankariffic stankotry. When I said on here I shave my pits and PP some of u women got on here like β€œNOOOO PUBIC HAIR IS SEXY EW!” Yeah. Till u with Nasty Ned who make u vomit from his pube hair smell. Hand Ned a razor and a bar of soap. Ned, shave it all from the neck down. It’s rebirthing time. P.s. as I’ve detailed in previous posts, the Dr. Bronner’s soap is so potent that it will burn a lil bit when u pee. This isn’t an STD. This is the opening of yo PP finally being clean. Some of your bodies won’t be used to this and it will take adjustment but it will be worth it AF, I promise y’all - CLEANLINESS IS HOLINESS BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Af, Bless Up, and Bodies : u/EyeBrowsReddit84 ld i.redd.it
 A three hour drive to the ocean is worth it for
 old man Stan.
I’m worried I’ve opened a flood gate with y’all and that the hygiene discussion will never end - one of my lil homegirls text me saying imma need to start a whole new IG account on hygiene only 😩. With that said one of my followers commented today: β€œI’m dyingπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I sent a guy into the shower once after he unzipped his pants and I caught a sniff of his sweaty HAIRY balls. I told him to clean himself and shave. He came out with bald patches and kinky patches that still stunkπŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€’β€. Ok this raises two extremely important points, lemme address them in turn. (1) Some of y’all don’t know how to shower and need a full aura reboot - reset - recleanse. Go directly to Traders Joe. Buy a bottle of Dr. Bronner’s peppermint liquid wash. This shit will strip paint off cars. Turn the shower as hot as it go (UNLESS u live in the housing projects then DON’T DO THIS - project water get hot af lol I assume no responsibility for u cooking yourself.) Squirt a palm full of Dr. Bronners. Now physically violate the inside space between yo balls and yo thigh and also yo a$$ crack. Some of y’all have never since yo mama stopped bathing u actually washed this area properly. Go deep. Make it hurt a little. U feel me? Go hard. (2) For some of y’all the overall nastiness has seeped and stained into your body hair and now that body hair is a repository for stankariffic stankotry. When I said on here I shave my pits and PP some of u women got on here like β€œNOOOO PUBIC HAIR IS SEXY EW!” Yeah. Till u with Nasty Ned who make u vomit from his pube hair smell. Hand Ned a razor and a bar of soap. Ned, shave it all from the neck down. It’s rebirthing time. P.s. as I’ve detailed in previous posts, the Dr. Bronner’s soap is so potent that it will burn a lil bit when u pee. This isn’t an STD. This is the opening of yo PP finally being clean. Some of your bodies won’t be used to this and it will take adjustment but it will be worth it AF, I promise y’all - CLEANLINESS IS HOLINESS BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Memes, Wipe Me Down, and πŸ€–: Onward noble steed @Drsmashlove Say Bruh shout to u germophobic ass girls at the gym I see y'all. Grab a towel. Spray that bish 74 times with the toxic cleaning fluid. Wipe down every nook and cranny of the elliptical machine including the foot pedals because God forbid the sweat droplets of the sweaty dude before u actually make contact with the bottom of your lil Nikes. Then u go hard on that bish for 45 mins while u flip thru a sales presentation for work and then spray a towel 45 times and repeat the wipe down (side note for u ladies: smash loves your sweat. If u see me at the gym, give daddy a hug. Transfer your delicate, priceless nectar to me - my body is ready 😍). Then u place the towels in the bin and continue your workout, I see y'all. Y'all meticulous. Possibly part Polish because Polish ladies got that crazy cleaning DNA. Or Lithuanian. The type of cleanliness that can only derive from an ancestry raised on the brutality of soviet rule. But what trip me out the most? U gon meet me out tonight and you gon inhale my USDA Prime Steak like it's a plate of Bigos and GoΕ‚Δ…bki and u ain't. Gon. Wipe. Down. Shiiiiiiiiit before u do it. But u gon wipe me down after 😍 GoodGirl ThankYouZuzanna TeamWarmWetTowel DamnGirlYouSpecial OKyouCanStopWipingNow ImCleanDamn FinnaWipeTheSkinOffMe πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Say Bruh shout to u germophobic ass girls at the gym I see y'all. Grab a towel. Spray that bish 74 times with the toxic cleaning fluid. Wipe...