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Head, Target, and Tumblr: By the way jaxxgarcia: magikpelvis: ellenandportiatruelove: The battle of the gays 😂😂 When two queens who can read go head to head this is peak mlm/wlw solidarity i’m livinG
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jaxxgarcia:

magikpelvis:

ellenandportiatruelove:
The battle of the gays 😂😂

When two queens who can read go head to head

this is peak mlm/wlw solidarity i’m livinG

jaxxgarcia: magikpelvis: ellenandportiatruelove: The battle of the gays 😂😂 When two queens who can read go head to head this is peak mlm...

Head, Tumblr, and Blog: By the way jaxxgarcia: magikpelvis: ellenandportiatruelove: The battle of the gays 😂😂 When two queens who can read go head to head this is peak mlm/wlw solidarity i’m livinG
Head, Tumblr, and Blog: By the way
jaxxgarcia:
magikpelvis:

ellenandportiatruelove:
The battle of the gays 😂😂

When two queens who can read go head to head

this is peak mlm/wlw solidarity i’m livinG

jaxxgarcia: magikpelvis: ellenandportiatruelove: The battle of the gays 😂😂 When two queens who can read go head to head this is peak mlm/...

80s, Be Like, and Bless Up: When you try to pretend you're not looking at your crush, and then eye contact happens. New rule for all of u people who wear black shades in the airport but don’t have a eye condition: u a jacka$$ 🙂. No offense! 😂 Now as always my rules come with exceptions. First, u been in a action film starring the Rock or a romantic film starring Sarah Jessica Parker. U feel me? A film errybody seent. Oh u acted in one art house film that was featured at the Aspen Film Festival and got a small release in NYC and LA but u rocking Gucci shades at O’hare? U a jacka$$ 🙂. Even a B-list celebrity like Kid Cudi Imma let u rock shades out the goodness of my heart. Like to a oddly specific subsection of 2000s-era stoners u a legit star - shades are ok because them oddly specific fans is hella in love with u and U want a lil privacy. Plus people gon be like “wow kid cudi flying spirit airline?? Damn. Times is rough. AHIMMMMAHHHHHHOHHHHH.” [I always pictured Kid Cudi fans moan like Cudi in private lmao.] He might wear shades to be like “aye lemme hide a lil bit and eat my airport Cinnabon with jiz sauce in peacington.” I feel that. Second, legit athletes. But see it’s always that dude that’s 6’5”+ who wanna rock shades in the airport to create confusion. He ain’t a NBA player but he might could had played college ball. Bruh. U ain’t famous. U just lengthy 😂. “Well smash maybe u just jealous of these actors, rappers and athletes — salty a$$. U just a nobody with a meme page LMAOOO.” Ummmm exactly! And I love it that way! 😂 That’s the whole point. People wear them shades in airports to pretend like they don’t wanna be recognized but low key dying to be recognized. The shades - which is suppose to obscure they identity - actually draw attention to them. People look harder to see who they are. Like them dudes who was heavy metal artists in the 80s but still rock the big hair like ya auntie Julie and tight fake leather pants like homie just dying to be spotted by someone (...like ya auntie Julie lmao she still play they music! She never moved on! She’ll STILL smash Jerry the drummer just to brag at the hair salon! Raw! Knowing she number 8,762! Go head Julie u wild lmao!) Anyway bruv, stop. Take them shades off. See? Light is lovely. Bless up 😂😂😂
80s, Be Like, and Bless Up: When you try to pretend you're not
 looking at your crush, and then eye
 contact happens.
New rule for all of u people who wear black shades in the airport but don’t have a eye condition: u a jacka$$ 🙂. No offense! 😂 Now as always my rules come with exceptions. First, u been in a action film starring the Rock or a romantic film starring Sarah Jessica Parker. U feel me? A film errybody seent. Oh u acted in one art house film that was featured at the Aspen Film Festival and got a small release in NYC and LA but u rocking Gucci shades at O’hare? U a jacka$$ 🙂. Even a B-list celebrity like Kid Cudi Imma let u rock shades out the goodness of my heart. Like to a oddly specific subsection of 2000s-era stoners u a legit star - shades are ok because them oddly specific fans is hella in love with u and U want a lil privacy. Plus people gon be like “wow kid cudi flying spirit airline?? Damn. Times is rough. AHIMMMMAHHHHHHOHHHHH.” [I always pictured Kid Cudi fans moan like Cudi in private lmao.] He might wear shades to be like “aye lemme hide a lil bit and eat my airport Cinnabon with jiz sauce in peacington.” I feel that. Second, legit athletes. But see it’s always that dude that’s 6’5”+ who wanna rock shades in the airport to create confusion. He ain’t a NBA player but he might could had played college ball. Bruh. U ain’t famous. U just lengthy 😂. “Well smash maybe u just jealous of these actors, rappers and athletes — salty a$$. U just a nobody with a meme page LMAOOO.” Ummmm exactly! And I love it that way! 😂 That’s the whole point. People wear them shades in airports to pretend like they don’t wanna be recognized but low key dying to be recognized. The shades - which is suppose to obscure they identity - actually draw attention to them. People look harder to see who they are. Like them dudes who was heavy metal artists in the 80s but still rock the big hair like ya auntie Julie and tight fake leather pants like homie just dying to be spotted by someone (...like ya auntie Julie lmao she still play they music! She never moved on! She’ll STILL smash Jerry the drummer just to brag at the hair salon! Raw! Knowing she number 8,762! Go head Julie u wild lmao!) Anyway bruv, stop. Take them shades off. See? Light is lovely. Bless up 😂😂😂

New rule for all of u people who wear black shades in the airport but don’t have a eye condition: u a jacka$$ 🙂. No offense! 😂 Now as always...

Head, Target, and Tumblr: By the way magikpelvis: ellenandportiatruelove: The battle of the gays 😂😂 When two queens who can read go head to head
Head, Target, and Tumblr: By the way
magikpelvis:
ellenandportiatruelove:
The battle of the gays 😂😂

When two queens who can read go head to head

magikpelvis: ellenandportiatruelove: The battle of the gays 😂😂 When two queens who can read go head to head