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![go home: sushinfood:
justamerplwithabox:
vivelafat:
prokopetz:
officialdeadparrot:
grellholmes:
elsajeni:
gunslingerannie:
justtkeepcalmm:
dean-and-his-pie:
fororchestra:
musicalmelody:
Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.
To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.
I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…
Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.
Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.
One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.
This is the best band post
Everyone else go home
Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this
which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,
that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
Who does that?
This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.
Julius IdontgivaFucik
More like Julius Fuckit
Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share](https://pics.onsizzle.com/sushinfood-justamerplwithabox-vivelafat-prokopetz-officialdeadparrot-grellholmes-elsajeni-gunslingerannie-justtkeepcalmm-dean-and-his-pie-69735260.png)
![go home: STEP1
How To TRAVEL
LIKE A "WHITE
GIRL" IN A 3r
WORLD
BUY FLOWY
ELEPHANT
PANTS
AND GET
A DODGY
TAN
COUNTRY
STEP 9:
POST A SELFIE
6Y A LANDMARK
ON INSTAGRAM
STEP3
Go HOME IMMEDIATELY
DoN T TALK
To THE LOCALS
IN CASE You
ACCIDENTALLY
LEARN A NEW
CULTURE
BONUS POINTS!
IF You USE A PooR
MALNOURISHED LOCAL
KID AS A PROP
ee
ecc
@ellerjoyfully
Thank you, white girls, for supporting 3rd world economies by buying your elephant pants abroad. [OC]](https://pics.onsizzle.com/step1-how-to-travel-like-a-white-girl-in-a-65574872.png)
![go home: phuiscribbles:
When the heart of the card responds to your trust just right
#does this make kaiba kuzco #is kaiba gonna build kaibaland on top of Yugi’s gameshop
#can we turn kaiba into a llama
#does kaiba dress in drag??
i hate you all
“You threw off my groove!”
“I’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the CEO’s groove.”
#omg would Marik’s shoulder devil be Yami Marik?
“Don’t listen to that guy. He’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.”
“I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!”
#Rebecca should be the wife
#Ok Ok but Kuriboh would totally be the little squirrel >w>
“Kurikurikuri??”
“No nonONONONONONO-”
“KURIK URIRIRHR!?”
#The Big 5 turning into animals
“Get them!”
“Hey, I’ve been turned into a penguin. Can I go home?”
“You’re excused.”
“For the last time, we did not order a Magic Cylinder!”
“You know pal, you could have told me that before I set it up.”
#would baby kaiba have blue eyes white dragon plushies?
i hate all 126,000 of you
“Hey Yugi, you just missed your relatives.”
“Yeah, we just sent them up to your house.”
#Kaiba lines up all the yugioh spinoff protags in a line looking for a rival
“Hate your hair. Your hair. And your hair. Annnnd…”
“Lemme guess, you have a great personality.”
#And instead of a sewer crocodile it’s some sewer dragon thing..lol…
#The dagger on Bakura’s leg is the Millennium Rod
“Then I bet you weren’t expecting THIS.”
[SCREAMS OF HORROR]
“AHA!”
“Oh, okay.”
#So, when Kuzco gets turned into other animals, does Kaiba get turned into other monster cards, like UFO turtle and Fortress Whale since the big 5 got turned into cards?
“Don’t you say a word…”
#Yami Bakura being sung Happy Birthday?
“ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR~”
“Happy, happy birthday!”“From all of us to you!”“We wish it was our birthday!”“So we could party too!”
“Happy, happy birthday!”“May all your dreams come true~”
“Uh-oh.”
“Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a waterfall.”
“Yep.”
“Dark hole at the bottom?”
“Most likely.”
“Bring it on.”
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