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Anaconda, Bad, and God: tell YOU a Story Once there w3s a man who lived alone"A Hnd one evenin All m rhy he mode o prayer. I have been Your Servant LORD Az tomato-bird If it is witin Your I lour will And if may be So boldo 2 ask, , Please rant me the V sight o Tsaish and Eziekiel If only for onlq tor a moment Let me be 3 withess t of al the crestures ih Heaven Eorth and Hades, STo the most subime ^ 2 and temjing of Your Creations! bi And God said-And Cod said And God sd nd G od Sald- m sorry tomato-bird ugh Looks like theres nothing here กา At lcast Nothing worth takin; anyway tomato-bird zappuellightninrod: tomato-bird: “The Witness” by Taylor Leong (2018) [read my comics]  Bonus below: Keep reading Oooh. Took me a few reads to 100% get it,but now that I do, that is tragic. One thing that I like, and I’m not sure if this was intentional, are the three responses God gives to the man. Might be reading a little too deep into this, but I think each of the responses are form a different part of the Holy Trinity. “SO BE IT.” is coming from the Holy Spirit, who is merely answering the prayer with a yes. He fully well knows what’s about to happen, but is obviously looking at it with a different set of logic then the other two sides. Not inherently bad logic, because form the Holy Spirit’s perspective death truly does not exist. “you will.” is coming from God the Father, who says nothing more then that. just a simple phrase of what’s to come. But it can be read in multiple tones, a simple blanket statement, or in an apologetic tone. (Or if you’re a jackass who looks at God as the bad guy, then ominously.) I’m personally interpreting it in the apologetic tone. “I’m sorry.” is coming from God the Son, AKA Jesus Christ, who’s apologizing for what’s about to happen to him. He’s the one out of the three of them who knows what it;’s like to be mortal, and the most down to earth. He knows what’s beyond the grave, but He also knows what’s about to be lost. I’m probably looking way to deep into this, but it’s just what I took away from it., That’s a very good interpretation and I like it, but I’m slightly more ridiculous note this is how I first saw this post:
nsfw
Anaconda, Bad, and God: tell YOU a Story
 Once there w3s a man
 who lived alone"A
 Hnd one evenin
 All m
 rhy
 he mode o prayer.
 I have been
 Your Servant
 LORD
 Az
 tomato-bird

 If it is
 witin Your
 I lour
 will
 And if
 may be
 So boldo
 2
 ask,
 , Please
 rant me the V
 sight o Tsaish
 and Eziekiel
 If only for
 onlq tor
 a moment

 Let me be
 3 withess
 t of al
 the crestures
 ih Heaven Eorth
 and Hades,
 STo the most subime ^ 2
 and temjing of Your
 Creations!
 bi

 And God said-And Cod said And God sd
 nd G
 od Sald-
 m sorry
 tomato-bird

 ugh
 Looks like
 theres nothing
 here
 กา
 At lcast
 Nothing worth
 takin; anyway
 tomato-bird
zappuellightninrod:
tomato-bird:

“The Witness” by Taylor Leong (2018)
[read my comics] 
Bonus below: Keep reading

Oooh. Took me a few reads to 100% get it,but now that I do, that is tragic. One thing that I like, and I’m not sure if this was intentional, are the three responses God gives to the man. Might be reading a little too deep into this, but I think each of the responses are form a different part of the Holy Trinity.
“SO BE IT.” is coming from the Holy Spirit, who is merely answering the prayer with a yes. He fully well knows what’s about to happen, but is obviously looking at it with a different set of logic then the other two sides. Not inherently bad logic, because form the Holy Spirit’s perspective death truly does not exist.
“you will.” is coming from God the Father, who says nothing more then that. just a simple phrase of what’s to come. But it can be read in multiple tones, a simple blanket statement, or in an apologetic tone. (Or if you’re a jackass who looks at God as the bad guy, then ominously.) I’m personally interpreting it in the apologetic tone.
“I’m sorry.” is coming from God the Son, AKA Jesus Christ, who’s apologizing for what’s about to happen to him. He’s the one out of the three of them who knows what it;’s like to be mortal, and the most down to earth. He knows what’s beyond the grave, but He also knows what’s about to be lost. 
I’m probably looking way to deep into this, but it’s just what I took away from it.,
That’s a very good interpretation and I like it, but I’m slightly more ridiculous note this is how I first saw this post:

zappuellightninrod: tomato-bird: “The Witness” by Taylor Leong (2018) [read my comics]  Bonus below: Keep reading Oooh. Took me a few read...

Family, God, and Life: God created the dog and said: Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed Then God created the monkey and said: Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?" And God agreed. Then God created the cow and said: You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years. The cow said: That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty? And God agreed again. Thereafter God created humans and said: Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'II give you twenty years." But the human said: Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?' Okay, said God, 'You asked for it." So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. epicjohndoe: There, Life Has Now Been Explained To You
Family, God, and Life: God created the dog and said:
 Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
 who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life
 span of twenty years."
 The dog said: That's a long time to be barking. How about
 only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'
 So God agreed
 Then God created the monkey and said:
 Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this
 I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'
 The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a
 pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten
 like the Dog did?"
 And God agreed.
 Then God created the cow and said:
 You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and
 suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support
 the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of
 sixty years.
 The cow said: That's kind of a tough life you want me to
 live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I'll give back
 the other forty?
 And God agreed again.
 Thereafter God created humans and said:
 Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'II
 give you twenty years."
 But the human said: Only twenty years? Could you possibly
 give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten
 the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that
 makes eighty, okay?'
 Okay, said God, 'You asked for it."
 So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play
 and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in
 the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do
 monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.. And for the
 last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at
 everyone.
 Life has now been explained to you.
epicjohndoe:

There, Life Has Now Been Explained To You

epicjohndoe: There, Life Has Now Been Explained To You

Being Alone, Bad, and Creepy: AT&T 12:10 O 56% Home Active 1m ago Hey Yes? 11:10 Lol why like that Like what? The yes? Do you not wanna talk lol I don't really have much to say Why do you say that Do you not wanna talk? Not particularly Why is that AT&T 12:10 О 56% Home Active 1m ago Why is that I don't like talking to you 11:49 Why? Because every time you want to talk to me you get creepy and you have a baby on the way so l want nothing to do with that What do you mean what does my baby have to do anything with you? You hit on me and say inappropriate and gross things to me and with your girlfriend expecting I don't want the drama AT&T 12:10 ○ 56% Home Active 1m ago What drama though? Can I call you lol? Wtf no Lol why not Because I don't want to talk to you What's so bad with me? You're creepy when you talk to me you say and ask me inappropriate things and I want nothing to do with it But why I won't I promise No Please G l AT&T 12:10 56% Home Active 1m ago Oh my god fuck off What happened though you used to love it though what changed that In middle school. It has been 8 years. you have a girlfriend. You're stupid as fuck. I said no. Lol calm down there's no reason to be mad Oh fuck you No really why are you mad I haven't said anything to make you mad I said I didn't want to talk to you But talk to me I'm not going to be bad I promise l AT&T 12:11 О 56% Home Active 1m ago In middle school. It has been 8 years. you have a girlfriend You're stupid as fuck. I said no. Lol calm down there's no reason to be mad Oh fuck you No really why are you mad I haven't said anything to make you mad I said I didn't want to talk to you But talk to me I'm not going to be bad I promise Just leave me alone please K fine He and his girlfriend are expecting a baby in 20 days.
Being Alone, Bad, and Creepy: AT&T
 12:10
 O 56%
 Home
 Active 1m ago
 Hey
 Yes?
 11:10
 Lol why like that
 Like what?
 The yes?
 Do you not wanna talk lol
 I don't really have much to say
 Why do you say that
 Do you not wanna talk?
 Not particularly
 Why is that

 AT&T
 12:10
 О 56%
 Home
 Active 1m ago
 Why is that
 I don't like talking to you
 11:49
 Why?
 Because every time you want to
 talk to me you get creepy and
 you have a baby on the way so l
 want nothing to do with that
 What do you mean what does
 my baby have to do anything
 with you?
 You hit on me and say
 inappropriate and gross things
 to me and with your girlfriend
 expecting I don't want the
 drama

 AT&T
 12:10
 ○ 56%
 Home
 Active 1m ago
 What drama though?
 Can I call you lol?
 Wtf no
 Lol why not
 Because I don't want to talk to
 you
 What's so bad with me?
 You're creepy when you talk to
 me you say and ask me
 inappropriate things and I want
 nothing to do with it
 But why I won't I promise
 No
 Please G

 l AT&T
 12:10
 56%
 Home
 Active 1m ago
 Oh my god fuck off
 What happened though you
 used to love it though what
 changed that
 In middle school. It has been 8
 years. you have a girlfriend.
 You're stupid as fuck. I said no.
 Lol calm down there's no
 reason to be mad
 Oh fuck you
 No really why are you mad I
 haven't said anything to make
 you mad
 I said I didn't want to talk to you
 But talk to me I'm not going to
 be bad I promise

 l AT&T
 12:11
 О 56%
 Home
 Active 1m ago
 In middle school. It has been 8
 years. you have a girlfriend
 You're stupid as fuck. I said no.
 Lol calm down there's no
 reason to be mad
 Oh fuck you
 No really why are you mad I
 haven't said anything to make
 you mad
 I said I didn't want to talk to you
 But talk to me I'm not going to
 be bad I promise
 Just leave me alone please
 K fine
He and his girlfriend are expecting a baby in 20 days.

He and his girlfriend are expecting a baby in 20 days.