🔥 25+ Best Memes About Gods

Tumblr, Blog, and Live: You was burhed Thrice burhed Thrice reborn, often, many en. nan mony +imes And yt You live ain an Aaain I like ǎov already! oin me we sholl with Our 14. ruthfigueroa19: Betrayal of the Gods and the Witch~_________I was listening to ‘Father of the Wolf’ (by Amon Amarth)

ruthfigueroa19: Betrayal of the Gods and the Witch~_________I was listening to ‘Father of the Wolf’ (by Amon Amarth)

God, Lmao, and Software: June 10, 2019 oday at 6:12 PM Lmao who needs antivirus software just overclock your processor really fast so the viruses can't catch up with the speed Heis speaking the language of gods. The coding God

The coding God

Dank, Memes, and Target: The Elder Gods OHICAVE The Holy Trinity We don’t deserve them by TheOtherGuy145 MORE MEMES

We don’t deserve them by TheOtherGuy145 MORE MEMES

Trinity, Don, and Gods: The Elder Gods OHICAVE The Holy Trinity We don’t deserve them

We don’t deserve them

Drugs, Sex, and Time: I had no idea this was available for purchase. I've been using drugs and unprotected sex this whole time. Void fill Excellent protecton for your gods ht hynic&reable 1 adabe Suitable for @AdamantAnarchy Whatever works

Whatever works

Bad, Fucking, and Funny: There's a thing called "Rubber duck debugging" in which a programmer explains the code to a rubber duck in hopes of finding the bug Ultrafacts.tumblr.com ultrafacts tmblr.com ATultrafacts Source absorr Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I'm reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling "WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!" monobeartheater AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE kierenwalkerpds so that's the function of a rubber duck lifeofdavo ΑΛΛΛΛΛΛΛΛΛΛΑ cosrnos work at a startup and part of the onboarding package you get when you first start working here now includes a rubber duck. We also have a bigger version of the duck for the extra hard problems. Sometimes one duck doesn't cut it and you need to borrow your neighbors to get more ducks on the problem. One time we couldn't figure out why something wasn't working right so we assembled the counsel of ducks and by the grace of the Duck Gods were we able to finally come to a solution. These ducks have saved many lives and should be respected for the heroes they are. May the Duck Gods watch over you.

May the Duck Gods watch over you.

God, Target, and Tumblr: Anonymous said: wait if Gilbert has allergies then does Ludwig have them too? Fortunately for me Tdont I'M also alot more cotiovs. Check it out! Yovie a harard to Society ask-art-student-prussia: Ludwig: He lives with a cat, for god’s sake.Gil: That’s my husband, thanks for noticing.

ask-art-student-prussia: Ludwig: He lives with a cat, for god’s sake.Gil: That’s my husband, thanks for noticing.

Church, Saw, and Target: as, possible that there were two gods in this church Adam lived in an apartment located above the ollce of St. Agnes a for tuitous combination ihai focused most of the objects of, Ronan'sworship into one block richardpaphens:When he opened his eyes, he saw that Ronan was looking at him, as he had been looking at him for months. Adam looked back, as he had been looking back for months

richardpaphens:When he opened his eyes, he saw that Ronan was looking at him, as he had been looking at him for months. Adam looked back, as...

Godzilla, Monster, and Power: NOW LET US SEE HOW YON MONSTER DOTH FARE GAINST THE POWER OF MYSTIC MJOLNIR THE THUNDER GODS URU HAMMER! PAIN--SUCH AS GODZILLA HAS NEVER BEFORE KNOWN... 26 Godzilla: King of Asgard

Godzilla: King of Asgard

Hello, Love, and Memes: HELLO JUNE pray that June is full of answered prayers, new opportunities, and with God's Grace that I can face each day with His peace and strength -Amen I Love Myself Do You?

God, Target, and Tumblr: NO GODS TO νου NOW NO GODSLEFT NOCODSLEFTA judeduartes: “There are no gods left to watch, I’m afraid. And there are no gods left to help you now, Aelin Galathynius.’ Aelin smiled, and Goldryn burned brighter. ‘I am a god.”

judeduartes: “There are no gods left to watch, I’m afraid. And there are no gods left to help you now, Aelin Galathynius.’ Aelin smiled, and...

Blessed, Memes, and 🤖: Im not Lucky, I'm Blessed. Everything I have. is Because of God's grace and

Friends, Teacher, and American: 42sky42 said My English teacher says we shouldn't refer to authors by their first names because they aren't our friends. Will you confirm our friendship and let me call you Neil on my American Gods book report? neil-gaiman Absolutely. An unexpected friendship

An unexpected friendship

Fucking, Funny, and Juice: Speaking of garlic, are you one of these people who puts a clothespin on the end of your nose at the very men- tion of it? If so, go back to your mut- ton and cold boiled potatoes. Eat your limp lettuce and tomato salad and may you pass to a hereafter where am brosia is made out of distilled water and carrot juice. Garlic is a flavoring for the gods and it is treason to say that a little of it goes a long way. yesterdeysprint Arizona Republic, Phoenix, September 20, 1942 holy-terror-tomboy glad to see that absolutely fucking nothing has changed since september 20, 1942 Garlic rants 1942 funny

Garlic rants 1942 funny

Dank, Aztec, and 🤖: livestolaugh: highsch0Ols: 5evamore when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they'd be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty That's a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive. works for me

College, Fall, and Control: Lu. Follow lualexofficial UPDATE:I graduated today Lu. Follow @lualexofficial My freshman year in college, I was diagnosed and hospitalized for very violent, PNES seizures. These episodes were so terrible that I didn't even have enough control over my legs to walk... I trusted God's plan, and this Fall I will be starting my Senior Year. I'm thankful. 10:35 pm-20 Jun 2018 1:39 pm - 17 May 2019 Keep on persevering and you will achieve

Keep on persevering and you will achieve

Dank, God, and Party: A man hurled racist slurs and a punch at a FedEx driverthen died after he was punched back FedEx Express bLAck pARty @blackxparty Damn, he sent him to God. Same day shipping Gods plan

Gods plan

Fucking, Break, and Trees: No Gods No Boyfriends @BadSalishGirl What's your stance on environmental ssues? Me: I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. Litter again, I'll break your fucking knees.

Friends, Tumblr, and Blog: DIREKT gretasalome: if your friends dont get together to summon old norse gods on live tv then whats the point

gretasalome: if your friends dont get together to summon old norse gods on live tv then whats the point

Cats, Memes, and Reason: David Thorpe @Arr The reason cats are so pissy is they're God's perfect killing machines but they only weigh 8lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them 9/10/16, 11:23 PM Postize

Dad, Family, and Espanol: IMPORTANT Read Before Using IMPORTANT: Lire avant usage IMPORTANTE: Leer antes de usar Operating/Safety Instructions Consignes de fonctionnement/sécurité Instrucciones de funcionamiento y seguridad CRITICAL SAFETY NOTICE Before operating, you MUST give it at least two squeezes to rev it up. Otherwise, the dad gods will curse your family and bring shame to your name. Parlez-vous français? Voir page 16 For English See page 2 ¿Habla español? Ver página 30 Critical Safety Notice for dads

Critical Safety Notice for dads

Funny, God, and How: #BoycottUM @SankofaBrown Funny how people only know God's intentions when it comes to sexuality and gender. Anything else it's "God works in mysterious ways" 6/1/15, 7:53 PM

Dank, Memes, and Shit: Jacquis Neal @jacquisneal Having to shit right after you hop outta the shower is just God's way of keeping you humble 4:58 PM- 5/14/19 Twitter for Androig sit down, stay humble, shit now, stay humble by Bombingofdresden MORE MEMES

sit down, stay humble, shit now, stay humble by Bombingofdresden MORE MEMES

Apparently, Tumblr, and Blog: iguanamouth: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: agelfeygelach: kittsman: The mightiest warrior, Sir Pigglesworth. i didn’t know what i needed to see to motivate me this morning. Apparently it was a cavy in bronze scale. Gods bless. He is a noble knight in days of old! they are Questing

iguanamouth: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: agelfeygelach: kittsman: The mightiest warrior, Sir Pigglesworth. i didn’t know what i needed ...

Fucking, Love, and Tumblr: BUT WHAT IF THEY RE GAY OR THEY BELIEVE N OTHER GODS? LOVE EVERYONE. NO MATTER WHAT DID I FUCKING STUTTER? awesomacious: A little bit of aggression there for ya, innit?

awesomacious: A little bit of aggression there for ya, innit?

Children, Iphone, and Twitter: Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan Calling a Black POTUS married 25 yrs to 1 wife with 2 children, no mistresses, affairs or scandals, 'the antichrist' but a racist white POTUS married thrice, 5 kids by 3 women, mistresses, affairs & scandals, 'God's anointed,' proves your religion is white supremacy. 3:28 PM- 5/4/19 Twitter for iPhone (S)

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Teacher, History, and Kids: History teacher: so today we're gonna talk about the Greek Gods- Kids who read Percy Jackson:

Precious, Target, and Tumblr: olymposhiraeth: chasekip: a precious baby OH MY GODS ITS A BABY

olymposhiraeth: chasekip: a precious baby OH MY GODS ITS A BABY

Friends, Shit, and Tumblr: saejima-taiga: Despite all the stuff going on with twitter i told my friends i’d make this shit post and by the elder gods themselves i did.

saejima-taiga: Despite all the stuff going on with twitter i told my friends i’d make this shit post and by the elder gods themselves i did...

Fucking, Love, and Gay: BUT WHAT IF THEY'RE GAY OR THEY BELIEVE I OTHER GODS? LOVE EVERYONE. NO MATTER WHAT. DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

Animals, Clothes, and Confused: PERCY JACKSON'S GREEK GODS experience haunted Bacchus. He learned that madness could be used as a weapon. He'd learned that goats were good. (In fact, the goat became one of his sacred animals.) And he learned that you couldn't hide who you were just by putting on different clothes. Later on, he became the god of anybody who felt confused bout his or her own gender, because Dionysus could relate. Zuyway.zeus looked around for a new set or loster parents. Big shock: not any people volunteered after hearing what Hera had done to Ino and Athamas. nally Zeus flew to Mount Nysa on the Greek mainland and convinced the mphs there to raise Bacchus. Zeus promised to make them immortal if they t did him this favor, and that was a hard deal to refuse. Young Bacchus tho andlr son of Zeus who lives on Nysa," which got short- robinthehusky: rosebushprince: bunabbit: Dionysus is the patron god of trans/nb kids pass it on really tho Dionysus was raised on earth as though a mortal girl, but IDs as male. and yknow is a god. he’s also known as a patron god of the mentally ill I love how the text implies that Dionysus saw people questioning their gender, went “Mood”, and became their God

robinthehusky: rosebushprince: bunabbit: Dionysus is the patron god of trans/nb kids pass it on really tho Dionysus was raised on earth as...

Lean, Teacher, and Back: Teacher : *ask you a question in class* You*lean back to friend who smarter than you* You HTHE JELDER GODS I MUST CONSUILT WIT MKIceA By the elder gods

By the elder gods

Life, Memes, and 🤖: No matter what vou face in life, don't let go of God's hand Amen. Lessons Taught By LIFE <3

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Friends, Teacher, and American: My English teacher says we shouldn't refer to authors by their first names because they aren't our friends. Will you confirm our friendship and let me call you Neil on my American Gods book report? neil-gaiman Absolutely

Streets, Taken, and Lost: This sword was found during the search of a vehicle earlier today in Slade Green. Thankfully it's been taken off the streets. West Lake You're doing God's work mate lost an ancestor to a sword just like that in the 13th century 20h Like Reply 0045K

Minecraft, Parents, and Run: When your older brother joins your Minecraft server and starts spamming the map with TNT so you run to your parents to get him grounded Elder Gods. I have come to seek counsel. The realms are in crisis. He destroyed my Stefan mural

He destroyed my Stefan mural

Life, Next, and Gods: Let go of your need to know what's going to happen next. Trust God's plan for your life.

Memes, Mortal Kombat, and Http: 6yo me:*opens door* Friend: Ey you coming out to play? 6yo me: I MUST CONSULT VITH THE ELDER GODS MORTAL KOMBAT MEMES ON THE RISE!!! via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/2VsClgC

MORTAL KOMBAT MEMES ON THE RISE!!! via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/2VsClgC

Friend, Play, and Gods: 6yo me:opens door* Friend: Ey you coming out to play? 6yo me: I MUST CONSUIL VWTTHELDER GODS HTHE ELDER Mooooooom

Mooooooom

Teacher, History, and Kids: History teacher: so today we're gonna talk about the Greek Gods- Kids who read Percy Jackson: I feel so understood

I feel so understood

Dank, Memes, and Target: History teacher: so today we're gonna talk about the Greek Gods- Kids who read Percy Jackson: I feel so understood by roggy999 MORE MEMES

I feel so understood by roggy999 MORE MEMES

Iphone, Jesus, and Twitter: wittyidiot @stephenszczerba JESUS CHRIST WAS THE ORIGINAL MILLENNIAL: -still lived at home with his mom & stepdad in his 30s -fermented his own alcohol -thought he was god's gift to the world -tried to start a career as an influencer because he had 13 followers 10:31 AM 4/21/19 Twitter for iPhone Jesus the original millennial

Jesus the original millennial

Friends, Teacher, and Tumblr: My English teacher says we shouldn't refer to authors by their first names because they aren't our friends. Will you confirm our friendship and let me call you Neil on my American Gods book report? neil-gaiman Absolutely. awesomacious: Thanks for being amazing Neil

awesomacious: Thanks for being amazing Neil

Elon Musk, Next, and Elon: Follow Elon Musk @elonmusk The EU should take the burning of the cathedral as a warning from the gods to get rid of article 13 Whats next?

Whats next?

Condom, Life, and Love: Yorkshire Condoms No-Nonsense Prophylactics SEIZE THE REINS POWER from God's Own County Made in the West Riding from proper Yorkshire rubber No bloody ribs or dimples or owt daft like that WE ARE REVOLTING Sturdy Good value Robust "I never go to the crease Eeh by gum! without a Yorkshire ConThese sheaths are to its sen a dom on me John Thomas. proper champion treat "Keeps tha tatty Sir Geoffrey Boycott OBE Mr B, BridlingtonMr S, Barnsley life with our flavoured varieties... Vinegar Pudding ustoa3AT SLAGS BIG VERN JUr a Why not add a bit of spice to your love 3 ATSLAGS BIG VERN Packet of 3 By 'eck ..Tripe & ..Yorkshire ...Parkin How much?" I OUT WAR! Tupp as you find with a Yorkshire Condom Clutterbuck & Co., The Rubber Johnny Works, Halifax Eeh by gum. There's a new Viz in the shops today.

Eeh by gum. There's a new Viz in the shops today.

A$AP Rocky, Dank, and Rocky: A$AP Rocky & Joey Bada$$ are dropping a track called "Too Many Gods" on April 26

A$AP Rocky

Fucking, Love, and Tumblr: BUT WHAT IF THEY'RE GAY OR THEY BELIEVE N OTHER GODS? LOVE EVERYONE NO MATTER WHAT DID I FUCKING STUTTER? awesomacious: Did I stutter?

awesomacious: Did I stutter?

Friends, Jesus, and Life: Holy Week - Day 2: Monday Jesus Clears the Temple Today, we continue tracing the footsteps of Jesus, as Monday morning he returned with his disciples to Jerusalem. Along the way, Jesus cursed a fig tree because it had failed to bear fruit. Some scholars believe this cursing of the fig tree represented God's judgment on the spiritually dead religious leaders of Israel. Others believe the symbolism extended to all believers, demonstrating that genuine, living faith is more than just outward religiosity. True faith must bear spiritual fruit in a person's life. When Jesus arrived at the Temple he found the courts full of corrupt money changers. He began overturning their tables and clearing the Temple, saying, "The Scriptures declare, 'My Temple will be a house of prayer,' but you have turned it into a den of thieves." (Luke 19:46) On Monday evening Jesus stayed in Bethany again, probably in the home of his friends, Mary, Martha, and Lazarus.

Holy Week - Day 2: Monday Jesus Clears the Temple Today, we continue tracing the footsteps of Jesus, as Monday morning he returned with his...

Friends, Teacher, and Tumblr: My English teacher says we shouldn't refer to authors by their first names because they aren't our friends. Will you confirm our friendship and let me call you Neil on my American Gods book report? neil-gaiman Absolutely. awesomacious: Thanks for being amazing Neil

awesomacious: Thanks for being amazing Neil

Friends, Teacher, and Tumblr: My English teacher says we shouldn't refer to authors by their first names because they aren't our friends. Will you confirm our friendship and let me call you Neil on my American Gods book report? neil-gaiman Absolutely. awesomacious: Thanks for being amazing Neil

awesomacious: Thanks for being amazing Neil

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