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Bad, Blade, and Dumb: Splders: lder italih butterfliesthebeautiful-kind accend doughno those text posts where every single comment is pure gold pure gold Pure gold Pure gold pure golf WAIT MESSED UP LONG STORY TIME: Okay in my experience there are two types of skaters: those who fall all the time and those who catch themselves. And one isn't better than the other, it's just how it is. I can usually catch myself. When I fall, I FALL. It's usually over a dumb mistake like stepping on my blade doing crossovers. So today I'm working on my program. Now in my program, there's a spiral (where we lift one leg up really high) and I have done this for years. I can do spirals in my sleep. So, I go into the spiral, pushing myself to hold my leg up higher and higher. All of a sudden, I feel my toe pick (the jagged part on the front of a figure skater's blade) catch in the ice. My body tips forward, and I shut my eyes as I hit the ice with a sound that literally everyone can hear. I have literally never hurt more on a fall. I'm just laying there, on my stomach unable to move, kind of struggling for breath, in pain. Everyone else in the rink stops and the one skater comes up to me and just looks at me and goes "are...You okay?" I wave her off and I'm still so shocked I'm just sitting there and my coach skates over from her lesson and looks at me and asks "You okay?" And I haven't cried over falling in years, and I'm tearing up because that hurts so bad. I tell her I'm fine because I want her to go back to her lesson and not worry. So I pull myself up, clutching my stomach and get off the ice. My friend had just gotten there and I stumble off the ice and sit down and she looks over at me and I'm like "did you see my fall?" And she said "are you okay?" I told her I didn't know and she makes a joke about me either being fine or dead. I told her I wasn't getting on the ice again until I could go on with her. She just gave me a smile and was like "you can wait for me". Now that I'm home and stuff I am still in so much pain. Like my stomach hurts and my knee hurts. So that's the story of the worst fall I have ever had in skating. marvel fandom textpost funnypost tumblr clean doctorwho hungergames mockingjay text jeremyrenner hawkeye avengers tumblrpost meme tumblr bandom patd panicatthedisco brendonurie clean funny funnypost music bands falloutboy
Bad, Blade, and Dumb: Splders:
 lder
 italih
 butterfliesthebeautiful-kind
 accend
 doughno
 those text posts where every single comment is
 pure gold
 pure gold
 Pure gold
 Pure gold
 pure golf
 WAIT MESSED UP
LONG STORY TIME: Okay in my experience there are two types of skaters: those who fall all the time and those who catch themselves. And one isn't better than the other, it's just how it is. I can usually catch myself. When I fall, I FALL. It's usually over a dumb mistake like stepping on my blade doing crossovers. So today I'm working on my program. Now in my program, there's a spiral (where we lift one leg up really high) and I have done this for years. I can do spirals in my sleep. So, I go into the spiral, pushing myself to hold my leg up higher and higher. All of a sudden, I feel my toe pick (the jagged part on the front of a figure skater's blade) catch in the ice. My body tips forward, and I shut my eyes as I hit the ice with a sound that literally everyone can hear. I have literally never hurt more on a fall. I'm just laying there, on my stomach unable to move, kind of struggling for breath, in pain. Everyone else in the rink stops and the one skater comes up to me and just looks at me and goes "are...You okay?" I wave her off and I'm still so shocked I'm just sitting there and my coach skates over from her lesson and looks at me and asks "You okay?" And I haven't cried over falling in years, and I'm tearing up because that hurts so bad. I tell her I'm fine because I want her to go back to her lesson and not worry. So I pull myself up, clutching my stomach and get off the ice. My friend had just gotten there and I stumble off the ice and sit down and she looks over at me and I'm like "did you see my fall?" And she said "are you okay?" I told her I didn't know and she makes a joke about me either being fine or dead. I told her I wasn't getting on the ice again until I could go on with her. She just gave me a smile and was like "you can wait for me". Now that I'm home and stuff I am still in so much pain. Like my stomach hurts and my knee hurts. So that's the story of the worst fall I have ever had in skating. marvel fandom textpost funnypost tumblr clean doctorwho hungergames mockingjay text jeremyrenner hawkeye avengers tumblrpost meme tumblr bandom patd panicatthedisco brendonurie clean funny funnypost music bands falloutboy

LONG STORY TIME: Okay in my experience there are two types of skaters: those who fall all the time and those who catch themselves. And one i...

Child Support, Dude, and El Chapo: When your man gets the ball up top and says "Ayo Clear out!" OH NEPTUNE **( Old but gold ) My friend Gerald and I was heading to a new park in a different hood to ball. The park be packed on Father's Day. It be full of angry ballers full of resentment cause their fathers didn't return from that 18+ year Walmart trip. I was one of them. I should have known this was no regular park when all the nets on the rims are ripped up like some yeezy season merchandise. I pull up to the sideline to ask who had next when I see a nigga standing under the rim while the game in motion rolling a blunt. How you rolling up a backwood and grabbing boards like Tristan Thompson? We had next. We finally get on the court and im ready to chef. First play of the game they run a pick and roll and Gerald gets switched on the nice dude with the blunt. I try to be a good teammate and tell Gerald he got it on lock. I seen homie hit the blunt while sizing up Gerald. That's so disrespectful. Gerald looked like he was on skates. That's when we heard clear out with a cocky smirk like he was Vegeta or some shit. I knew this was trouble. Homie Gerald got mixed like a cup of codeine. Ankles look like a disformed chicken wing. I slide over and send help and met my fait. This niqqa was propelled by the pain and suffering of child support and flew in with his knee out flushed a tomahawk on my head. It look like them fake 2k9 lebron dunks. Kneed me right in my nuts. I was fucked ho the rest of the game. I couldn't hit a shot. I had more bricks than El Chapo. Jimmy from Degrassi has a better chance of walking again than Gerald. I didn't expect to go against DRAYMOND and get hit in my nuts. Nothing been the same fam. There's no reason why I gotta do a fadeaway to take a piss. Gerald owe that nigga a Father's Day card.
Child Support, Dude, and El Chapo: When your man gets the ball up
 top and says "Ayo Clear out!"
 OH NEPTUNE
**( Old but gold ) My friend Gerald and I was heading to a new park in a different hood to ball. The park be packed on Father's Day. It be full of angry ballers full of resentment cause their fathers didn't return from that 18+ year Walmart trip. I was one of them. I should have known this was no regular park when all the nets on the rims are ripped up like some yeezy season merchandise. I pull up to the sideline to ask who had next when I see a nigga standing under the rim while the game in motion rolling a blunt. How you rolling up a backwood and grabbing boards like Tristan Thompson? We had next. We finally get on the court and im ready to chef. First play of the game they run a pick and roll and Gerald gets switched on the nice dude with the blunt. I try to be a good teammate and tell Gerald he got it on lock. I seen homie hit the blunt while sizing up Gerald. That's so disrespectful. Gerald looked like he was on skates. That's when we heard clear out with a cocky smirk like he was Vegeta or some shit. I knew this was trouble. Homie Gerald got mixed like a cup of codeine. Ankles look like a disformed chicken wing. I slide over and send help and met my fait. This niqqa was propelled by the pain and suffering of child support and flew in with his knee out flushed a tomahawk on my head. It look like them fake 2k9 lebron dunks. Kneed me right in my nuts. I was fucked ho the rest of the game. I couldn't hit a shot. I had more bricks than El Chapo. Jimmy from Degrassi has a better chance of walking again than Gerald. I didn't expect to go against DRAYMOND and get hit in my nuts. Nothing been the same fam. There's no reason why I gotta do a fadeaway to take a piss. Gerald owe that nigga a Father's Day card.

**( Old but gold ) My friend Gerald and I was heading to a new park in a different hood to ball. The park be packed on Father's Day. It be f...