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gone wild: probablyhistoricalrpgideas bumblesee hamtastrophe it's sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there's no non-fucked up part of rasputin's existence rollinbylimpbizkit did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia's greatest love machine the-itchy-bitchy-spider basic (true) story: fanatical russian monk who has almost never shaved or washed and smells like goats shows up at the russian capital with a creepy look on his beardy face and everyone just assumes he's a prophet or a saint because he's got a cult following that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans are sexually obsessed with him and he gets just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever he goes cause apparently he can cure his true believers of illness with god-given dick magic. russia's queen has him come stay at the palace and sets him up in luxury because she thinks he can cure her son's haemophilia with the power of russian goat jesus, and they (allegedly) become lovers, probably, 'cause she craves that unwashed goat-scented dick like the rest of his cult which she now (allegedly) belongs to then the worst assassins in the history of assassinations try to assassinate him, ause queen he has too much power over the royal family and it's helping revolutionaries tunn people against the royals. so these idiots have him round for tea and cakes which are poisoned with cyanide, but he-is-magieally unaf and he doesn't die, and then he drinks three glasses of wine, which are also poisoned, and he doesn't die, so they tell him to look at a cru- cifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver when he isn't looking, and he doesn't die, but they think he's dead so one of them dresses in his clothes and gets driven to his apartment to make it look like he's gone home to hide the crime, and when they come back he gets up and attacks them, so they stab him in the side with a knife, and he doesn't die, and then he frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot him a few times more, including in the fore- head, and they wrap his body up and chuck him in the icy river, and he doesn't go into the water, so his body is found on the ice the next day. and get this he died.... of hypothermia they get the dose wrong tyrannosaurus-rex additionally, everyone who wasnt in the party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty bummed out when they found him and his miracle dick dead the next day and there was a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal family themselves attended. however after the tsar was overthrown a few month later they exhumed his body and burned it because the new leadership was very adamant about making sure there were no ties left to honor the old monarchy. however this dudes body had never been properly prepped for a cremation which meant that under the extreme heat his tendons and ligaments began to retract and shrink causing his dead body to move and twitch around as if still animate. according to some testimony his body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and at least one spectator fired a gun at the body and another may have allegedly died of shock. watercolor-gryphon Rasputin was an old god from times before humans mad-duck He is like a cleric gone wild godlessondheimite "did rasputin do something problematic" i am going to die Source: hamtastrophe 177,175 notes Russias Greatest Love Machine
 gone wild: probablyhistoricalrpgideas
 bumblesee
 hamtastrophe
 it's sometimes hard to believe rasputin was
 real. like there's no non-fucked up part of
 rasputin's existence
 rollinbylimpbizkit
 did he do something problematic i thought he
 was just russia's greatest love machine
 the-itchy-bitchy-spider
 basic (true) story: fanatical russian monk
 who has almost never shaved or washed and
 smells like goats shows up at the russian
 capital with a creepy look on his beardy face
 and everyone just assumes he's a prophet
 or a saint because he's got a cult following
 that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans
 are sexually obsessed with him and he gets
 just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever
 he goes cause apparently he can cure his
 true believers of illness with god-given dick
 magic. russia's queen has him come stay at
 the palace and sets him up in luxury because
 she thinks he can cure her son's haemophilia
 with the power of russian goat jesus, and they
 (allegedly) become lovers, probably, 'cause
 she craves that unwashed goat-scented
 dick like the rest of his cult which she now
 (allegedly) belongs to
 then the worst assassins in the history
 of assassinations try to assassinate him,
 ause
 queen he has too much power over the royal
 family and it's helping revolutionaries tunn
 people against the royals. so these idiots
 have him round for tea and cakes which are
 poisoned with cyanide, but he-is-magieally
 unaf
 and he doesn't die, and then he drinks three
 glasses of wine, which are also poisoned, and
 he doesn't die, so they tell him to look at a cru-
 cifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver
 when he isn't looking, and he doesn't die, but
 they think he's dead so one of them dresses in
 his clothes and gets driven to his apartment
 to make it look like he's gone home to hide the
 crime, and when they come back he gets up
 and attacks them, so they stab him in the side
 with a knife, and he doesn't die, and then he
 frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot
 him a few times more, including in the fore-
 head, and they wrap his body up and chuck
 him in the icy river, and he doesn't go into the
 water, so his body is found on the ice the next
 day. and get this he died.... of hypothermia
 they get the dose wrong
 tyrannosaurus-rex
 additionally, everyone who wasnt in the
 party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty
 bummed out when they found him and his
 miracle dick dead the next day and there was
 a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal
 family themselves attended. however after
 the tsar was overthrown a few month later
 they exhumed his body and burned it because
 the new leadership was very adamant about
 making sure there were no ties left to honor
 the old monarchy. however this dudes
 body had never been properly prepped for
 a cremation which meant that under the
 extreme heat his tendons and ligaments
 began to retract and shrink causing his dead
 body to move and twitch around as if still
 animate. according to some testimony his
 body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and
 at least one spectator fired a gun at the body
 and another may have allegedly died of shock.
 watercolor-gryphon
 Rasputin was an old god from times
 before humans
 mad-duck
 He is like a cleric gone wild
 godlessondheimite
 "did rasputin do something problematic"
 i am going to die
 Source: hamtastrophe
 177,175 notes
Russias Greatest Love Machine

Russias Greatest Love Machine

gone wild: hamtastrophe it's sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like theres no non-fucked up part of rasputin's existence rollinbylimpbizkit did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia's greatest love machine the-itchy-bitchy-spider basic (true) story: fanatical russian monlk who has almost never shaved or washed and smells like goats shos up at the russian capital with a creepy look on his beardy face and everyone just assumes he's a prophet or a saint because he's got a cult following that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans are sexually obsessed with him and he gets just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever he goes cause apparently he can cure his true believers of illness with god-given dick magic. russia's queen has him come stay at the palace and sets him up in luxury because she thinks he can cure her son's haemophilia with the power of russian goat jesus, and they (allegedly) become lovers, probably, 'cause she craves that unwashed goat-scented dick like the rest of his cult which she now (allegedly) belongs to. then the worst assassins in the history of assassinations try to assassinate him, ause queen he has too much power over the royal family and it's helping revolutionaries turn people against the royals. so these idiots have him round for tea and cakes which are poisoned with cyanide, but he is-magieally unaffeeted-by peisen they get the dose wrong and he doesn't die, and then he drinks three glasses of wine, which are also poisoned, and he doesn't die, so they tell him to look at a cru- cifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver when he isn't looking, and he doesn't die, but they think he's dead so one of them dresses in his clothes and gets driven to his apartment to make it look like he's gone home to hide the crime, and when they come back he gets up and attacks them, so they stab him in the side with a knife, and he doesn't die, and then he frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot him a few times more, including in the fore head, and they wrap his body up and chuck him in the icy river, and he doesn't go into the water, so his body is found on the ice the next day. and get this.. he died.. of hypothermia. tyrannosaurus-rex additionally, everyone who wasnt in the party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty bummed out when they found him and his miracle dick dead the next day and there was a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal family themselves attended. however the tsar was overthrown a few month later after exhumed his body and burned it because the new leadership was very adamant about making sure there were no ties left to honor the old monarchy. however this dudes body had never been properly prepped for a cremation which meant that under the extreme heat his tendons and ligaments began to retract and shrink causing his dead body to move and twitch around as if still animate. according to some testimony his body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and at least one spectator fired a gun at the body and another may have allegedly died of shock. watercolor-gryphon Rasputin was an old god from times before humans mad-duck He is like a cleric gone wild unnatural-twenty Calling Rasputin a cleric is bard erasure, the dude seduced a monarch and then proceeded to pull off like 5 Nat 20's in a row. That's the most true to life bardic thing l've ever heard Source: hamtastrophe Rasputin
 gone wild: hamtastrophe
 it's sometimes hard to believe rasputin was
 real. like theres no non-fucked up part of
 rasputin's existence
 rollinbylimpbizkit
 did he do something problematic i thought he
 was just russia's greatest love machine
 the-itchy-bitchy-spider
 basic (true) story: fanatical russian monlk
 who has almost never shaved or washed and
 smells like goats shos up at the russian
 capital with a creepy look on his beardy face
 and everyone just assumes he's a prophet
 or a saint because he's got a cult following
 that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans
 are sexually obsessed with him and he gets
 just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever
 he goes cause apparently he can cure his
 true believers of illness with god-given dick
 magic. russia's queen has him come stay at
 the palace and sets him up in luxury because
 she thinks he can cure her son's haemophilia
 with the power of russian goat jesus, and they
 (allegedly) become lovers, probably, 'cause
 she craves that unwashed goat-scented
 dick like the rest of his cult which she now
 (allegedly) belongs to.
 then the worst assassins in the history
 of assassinations try to assassinate him,
 ause
 queen he has too much power over the royal
 family and it's helping revolutionaries turn
 people against the royals. so these idiots
 have him round for tea and cakes which are
 poisoned with cyanide, but he is-magieally
 unaffeeted-by peisen they get the dose wrong
 and he doesn't die, and then he drinks three
 glasses of wine, which are also poisoned, and
 he doesn't die, so they tell him to look at a cru-
 cifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver
 when he isn't looking, and he doesn't die, but
 they think he's dead so one of them dresses in
 his clothes and gets driven to his apartment
 to make it look like he's gone home to hide the
 crime, and when they come back he gets up
 and attacks them, so they stab him in the side
 with a knife, and he doesn't die, and then he
 frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot
 him a few times more, including in the fore
 head, and they wrap his body up and chuck
 him in the icy river, and he doesn't go into the
 water, so his body is found on the ice the next
 day. and get this.. he died.. of hypothermia.
 tyrannosaurus-rex
 additionally, everyone who wasnt in the
 party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty
 bummed out when they found him and his
 miracle dick dead the next day and there was
 a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal
 family themselves attended. however
 the tsar was overthrown a few month later
 after
 exhumed his body and burned it because
 the new leadership was very adamant about
 making sure there were no ties left to honor
 the old monarchy. however this dudes
 body had never been properly prepped for
 a cremation which meant that under the
 extreme heat his tendons and ligaments
 began to retract and shrink causing his dead
 body to move and twitch around as if still
 animate. according to some testimony his
 body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and
 at least one spectator fired a gun at the body
 and another may have allegedly died of shock.
 watercolor-gryphon
 Rasputin was an old god from times before
 humans
 mad-duck
 He is like a cleric gone wild
 unnatural-twenty
 Calling Rasputin a cleric is bard erasure, the
 dude seduced a monarch and then proceeded
 to pull off like 5 Nat 20's in a row. That's the
 most true to life bardic thing l've ever heard
 Source: hamtastrophe
Rasputin

Rasputin

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 gone wild: wordsnwolves:

Look at this photo for a minute.

Set aside your political leaning or any complaint you have about the choices that various governments in Canada have made lately, and just look at this photo. It’s nearly impossible to imagine it being taken in any other country. Really look at it, because it was iconic the moment it was shot.

It shouldn’t be a surprise that Canada’s current prime minister would make an appearance in Toronto at one of the largest gay pride parades in the world - maybe he could have dressed in a natty suit and his signature tan lace-ups, and waved to the crowd while waving the flag. That alone would have been enough to make history, to feed the news cycle and to build the Justin™ brand. Maybe even snag another GQ cover.

But, no. Appreciate what is happening in this photo. This G7 leader decided to bare his hairless chest in a salmon-pink shirt, and slip into curvy white jeans (there isn’t a straight guy alive that can pull off white jeans without irony - don’t even bother disagreeing with me), and shake his baby-maker under a high, July sun while being hosed down by a hundred water pistols wielded by all manner of race and colour along the straight, L, G, B, T, and Q spectrum. And in this picture, you can just make out the guy in the hat to the right of Trudeau’s jubilant armpit. He’s a recent émigré to Canada. A 5-foot-1, gay, HIV-positive Syrian refugee, which, if you look it up, is the definition of completely fucked back in his devastated homeland. And yet, there he is, marching and dancing next to the leader of his newly-adopted country, agog in the middle of Yonge Street.

Some might say that this is simply a picture of liberalism gone wild, or of biblical deviance, or of political opportunism. Go ahead – knock yourself out. Or, you would be partially correct to see this as a photo of a minority group celebrating a wider acceptance of its claim to humanity. It is that, and a great deal more. To look at this photo and not grasp its significance is to not only succumb to shallow, jaded and isolated thinking, but also to take for granted a level of freedom that is absurdly great in comparison to the utter bleakness in other corners of the world right now. This is a photo that says, “You have the freedom to not only feel love here, but to demonstrate it, celebrate it, sing it and shine it. Don’t squander it.”

Theo Ward, July 5, 2016

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