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Blessed, Huh, and Meme: @oscarewilde i received this comically large pencil as a gift several years ago and my first thought, understandably, was 'what the christ am i meant to do with this?' @oscarewilde the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With This. And so a while ago i took it in with me to a lecture, hoping against hope that whichever poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement @oscarewilde utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not using a laptop. So the chances of success are extraordinarily slim, and I've only managed to find suitable candidates three times in all of the dozens of occasions i've had The Pencil on my person @oscarewilde i size up my target, watching them feign patting their pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at home, and i wait, i wait for the blessed question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could Borrow? @oscarewilde Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a pencil. That's fine!' i hear them say, distantly now, as the blood is rushing to my ears andican barely hear them. Imaintain a straight face. This is key to the delivery and the final blow @oscarewilde Ireach into my bag for The Pencil. The look of utter dumbfounded misery as i hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker through the 5 stages of grief, landing on acceptance, as they realise it's This or Nothing @oscarewilde still maintaining that eye contact i smile, only the tiniest fraction, the unspoken words forming between us. 'What are you gonna do now, huh? You feeling lucky, kiddo? Buddy? Buckaroo? You gonna kick up a fuss in this silent lecture theatre? Huh? Or will you take The Pencil? @oscarewilde they Always take the pencil ifynny.co Tap to see the meme
Blessed, Huh, and Meme: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil as
 a gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably,
 was 'what
 the christ am i meant to do with this?'
 @oscarewilde
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day
 With This. And so a while ago i took it
 in with me to a lecture, hoping against
 hope that whichever poor Fool was
 unfortunate enough to sit next to me
 might have forgotten or misplaced
 their writing implement
 @oscarewilde
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent
 on the person not using a laptop. So
 the chances of success are
 extraordinarily slim, and I've only
 managed to find suitable candidates
 three times in all of the dozens of
 occasions i've had The Pencil on my
 person
 @oscarewilde
 i size up my target, watching them
 feign patting their pockets in vain for
 the ballpoint they so obviously left at
 home, and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?
 @oscarewilde
 Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil. That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing
 to my ears andican barely hear them.
 Imaintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 @oscarewilde
 Ireach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in
 its sweetness. In an instant their eyes
 flicker through the 5 stages of grief,
 landing on acceptance, as they realise
 it's This or Nothing
 @oscarewilde
 still maintaining that eye contact i
 smile, only the tiniest fraction, the
 unspoken words forming between us.
 'What are you gonna do now, huh?
 You feeling lucky, kiddo? Buddy?
 Buckaroo? You gonna kick up a fuss in
 this silent lecture theatre? Huh? Or will
 you take The Pencil?
 @oscarewilde
 they Always take the pencil
 ifynny.co
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Bad, Friends, and Love: You know what? Fuck it! Social Fuck being pathetically bad with people I know. Fuck being so unreliable. Fuck worrying about how bad I am for society. When school starts again I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it and if I regret it so be it this is living. When I gi to school I'm going to look people in the eye. I'm going to put on my best smile. I'm going to shake their hand and I'm going to complement them. I'm going to help them. I'm going to be a person who in boring. I dont care if you hate me. I dont care if a hate you. I donr care if you're male, or female, or anywhere in be- tween. I dont care if you are way about my social sta- tus. I don't care if you are better than me. I don't care if you are smarter than me. I dont care if you're fitter than me. I dont care if you don't think you want it. I'm going to be tour ally, I'm going to love every single person I meet because we are all in the same boat. We are all people trying to get through the hardest year of our lives so far. I love every single on of you. I dont care if you want to love me back, I dont care if you want to hit me or ignore me. Whatever happens and whatever has happened. I forgive you all. I dont need forgiveness, I dont need friends.I dont need gratitude. I want to live. Because the end is so, so close. No more sidelines. No more. Good luck with everything you want, everyone. I'm positive you'll do areat! Found on r/teenagers and thought it would fit in here.
Bad, Friends, and Love: You know what? Fuck it!
 Social
 Fuck being pathetically bad with people I know. Fuck
 being so unreliable. Fuck worrying about how bad I
 am for society.
 When school starts again I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna
 do it and if I regret it so be it this is living. When I gi to
 school I'm going to look people in the eye. I'm going
 to put on my best smile. I'm going to shake their hand
 and I'm going to complement them. I'm going to help
 them. I'm going to be a person who in boring.
 I dont care if you hate me. I dont care if a hate you. I
 donr care if you're male, or female, or anywhere in be-
 tween. I dont care if you are way about my social sta-
 tus. I don't care if you are better than me. I don't care
 if you are smarter than me. I dont care if you're fitter
 than me. I dont care if you don't think you want it. I'm
 going to be tour ally, I'm going to love every single
 person I meet because we are all in the same boat.
 We are all people trying to get through the hardest
 year of our lives so far. I love every single on of you.
 I dont care if you want to love me back, I dont care if
 you want to hit me or ignore me. Whatever happens
 and whatever has happened. I forgive you all.
 I dont need forgiveness, I dont need friends.I dont
 need gratitude. I want to live. Because the end is so,
 so close. No more sidelines. No more. Good luck with
 everything you want, everyone. I'm positive you'll do
 areat!
Found on r/teenagers and thought it would fit in here.

Found on r/teenagers and thought it would fit in here.