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Animals, Anime, and Chicago: Got denied from Harvard HARVARD COLI KGK l ounce of Admissions and Financial Aid Molly McGaan 330 W. Webster Ave. Chicago, I160614 Dear Ms McGaar: Thank you for your interest in Harvard College. After careful consideration ofyour application lam sonry to inform you that we are unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless oftheir proficiency in dank memes", or their level of swaggmoneyyyy." Although your GPA and ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays naised some eyebrows at the admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, listen here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out drops mic We also didn't need a copy of your mixtape, regardless of how "fire" isis (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not "fire Inaddition, we will be returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's your greatest possession and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining necommendation letters from teachers or triasted mentos, not "my e4 side ho Derek orchief Keef, wbo submitted a picture ofa dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper. We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishesof success as you pursue your educational goals. Sincerely, William R. Fitzsimmons Dean of Admissions and Financial Aid I'm dead lmfao read this
Animals, Anime, and Chicago: Got denied from Harvard
 HARVARD COLI KGK
 l ounce of Admissions and Financial Aid
 Molly McGaan
 330 W. Webster Ave.
 Chicago, I160614
 Dear Ms McGaar:
 Thank you for your interest in Harvard College.
 After careful consideration ofyour application lam sonry to inform you that we are
 unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in
 the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless oftheir
 proficiency in dank memes", or their level of swaggmoneyyyy." Although your GPA and
 ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays naised some eyebrows at the
 admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, listen
 here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out drops mic
 We also didn't need a copy of
 your mixtape, regardless of how "fire" isis (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and
 we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not "fire Inaddition, we will be
 returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's
 your greatest possession and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining necommendation
 letters from teachers or triasted mentos, not "my e4 side ho Derek orchief Keef, wbo
 submitted a picture ofa dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper.
 We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishesof success
 as you pursue your educational goals.
 Sincerely,
 William R. Fitzsimmons
 Dean of Admissions and Financial Aid
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