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graham crackers: speedoweedo speedoweedo speedoweedo speedoweedo ndiecity speedoweedo speedoweedo on a list of dumb shit i know: o the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green o elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it. What else? o the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like "my son died last vear can you let me talk to him and the seance person would be like THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER' then he'd rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN o He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite o foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream. o if you were to eat the liver of a polar bear you would succumb to vitamin A poisoning o Graham crackers started off as anti masturbatory aids, Coca-Cola was intended to be a medicine o Mr. John Harvey Kellogg invented corn flakes as a measure to stave off masturbation and was huge into the anti-masturbatory movement, which he believed caused health problems o also in the same vein as houdini shit: he commissioned H.P. Lovecraft to write a piece discrediting mysticism and it fucking exists. He, the fantastic magician, commissioned the fuckn horror fantasy writer to dunk on mysticism. I cannot get over this for any span of time it comes back to slap me each day o also HP Lovecraft was deathly afraid of fish, and was a self-described ichthyophobe A treasure trove of trivia
graham crackers: speedoweedo
 speedoweedo
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 ndiecity
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 speedoweedo
 on a list of dumb shit i know:
 o the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its
 hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual
 grass for some reason in their computer modelling
 programs would not behave like grass so they used hair
 textures colored green
 o elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked
 nixon for the title and was awarded it.
 What else?
 o the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where
 mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were
 becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it
 so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and
 make some bullshit off the wall shit like "my son died last vear
 can you let me talk to him and the seance person would be
 like THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER' then he'd rip off his
 disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN
 o He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every
 year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with
 his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not
 responding out of raw spite
 o foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their
 muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream.
 o if you were to eat the liver of a polar bear you would succumb to
 vitamin A poisoning
 o Graham crackers started off as anti masturbatory aids, Coca-Cola was
 intended to be a medicine
 o Mr. John Harvey Kellogg invented corn flakes as a measure to stave off
 masturbation and was huge into the anti-masturbatory movement, which
 he believed caused health problems
 o also in the same vein as houdini shit: he commissioned H.P. Lovecraft to
 write a piece discrediting mysticism and it fucking exists. He, the fantastic
 magician, commissioned the fuckn horror fantasy writer to dunk on
 mysticism. I cannot get over this for any span of time it comes back to slap
 me each day
 o also HP Lovecraft was deathly afraid of fish, and was a self-described
 ichthyophobe
A treasure trove of trivia

A treasure trove of trivia

graham crackers: Vel 4 PM PIV Text Message Today 3:31 PM Hey sis, fresh out of the oven I have no idea who you are Sorry about that. It's only a pie that baked. missed my sister's by one digit. O Text Message ooooo Verizon 11:41 PM Those pies looks lovely though Lemon meringue? Yes, my mother's recepi. Can have the recipe? I have never made lemon meringue pie and this seems like a sign that l should OK. The recepi is, 19" gramkracker That is 1- 9" Keebler Graham cracker ready made pie crust. 2 cans of carnation sweetened condensed milk. 5 lemons, 2 limes, 4 large eggs. Melt 14 stick of butter and baste the pie shell. Bake it at convection setting 325 for 15 minutes. Zest the lemons and the limes. The zest will be mixed with the meringue later. Seperate your room temperature egg white and yokes. Be careful not to get any yolk in with the whites. Juice the lemons and the limes. Use some of their pulp with meringue. Mix egg yolks with condensed milk. Add lemon and lime juice. Add mix to pie shell O A Text Message ooooo Verizon 11:41 PM 4 large eggs. Melt 14 stick of butter and baste the pie shell. Bake it at convection setting 325 for 15 minutes. Zest the lemons and the limes. The zest will be mixed with the meringue later. Seperate your room temperature egg white and yokes. Be careful not to get any yolk in with the whites. Juice the lemons and the limes. Use some of their pulp with meringue. Mix egg yolks with condensed milk. Add lemon and lime juice. Add mix to pie shell and bake at 325 for twenty minutes. Whip egg whites on high speed by themselves, without sugar until they start to peak. Add granular sugar and zest until they stand on their own and to taste. Use convection setting @4500 until meringue browns nicely. Let cool for 1 hour then transfer to your fridge for another 2 hours. Enjoy Hank you Thank You're welcome O A. Text Message Meanwhile, browsing Imgur, I find this Lemon Meringue Pie recipe...
graham crackers: Vel 4 PM
 PIV
 Text Message
 Today 3:31 PM
 Hey sis, fresh out of the oven
 I have no idea who you are
 Sorry about that. It's only a pie that
 baked. missed my sister's by one
 digit.
 O Text Message

 ooooo Verizon
 11:41 PM
 Those pies looks lovely though
 Lemon meringue?
 Yes, my mother's recepi.
 Can have the recipe? I have never
 made lemon meringue pie and this
 seems like a sign that l should
 OK. The recepi is, 19" gramkracker
 That is 1- 9" Keebler Graham
 cracker ready made pie crust. 2
 cans of carnation sweetened
 condensed milk. 5 lemons, 2 limes,
 4 large eggs. Melt 14 stick of butter
 and baste the pie shell. Bake it at
 convection setting 325 for 15
 minutes. Zest the lemons and the
 limes. The zest will be mixed with
 the meringue later. Seperate your
 room temperature egg white and
 yokes. Be careful not to get any yolk
 in with the whites. Juice the lemons
 and the limes. Use some of their
 pulp with meringue. Mix egg yolks
 with condensed milk. Add lemon
 and lime juice. Add mix to pie shell
 O A Text Message

 ooooo Verizon
 11:41 PM
 4 large eggs. Melt 14 stick of butter
 and baste the pie shell. Bake it at
 convection setting 325 for 15
 minutes. Zest the lemons and the
 limes. The zest will be mixed with
 the meringue later. Seperate your
 room temperature egg white and
 yokes. Be careful not to get any yolk
 in with the whites. Juice the lemons
 and the limes. Use some of their
 pulp with meringue. Mix egg yolks
 with condensed milk. Add lemon
 and lime juice. Add mix to pie shell
 and bake at 325 for twenty
 minutes. Whip egg whites on high
 speed by themselves, without sugar
 until they start to peak. Add
 granular sugar and zest until they
 stand on their own and to taste. Use
 convection setting @4500 until
 meringue browns nicely. Let cool
 for 1 hour then transfer to your
 fridge for another 2 hours. Enjoy
 Hank you
 Thank
 You're welcome
 O A.
 Text Message
Meanwhile, browsing Imgur, I find this Lemon Meringue Pie recipe...

Meanwhile, browsing Imgur, I find this Lemon Meringue Pie recipe...