great dane


                    
                    
                

                

                

            

        
    







            

            
            

                

                    
                

                

                    

                        


	

	
    

        🔥 | Latest
    

    
    

        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    great dane: Puppy Great Dane Otto has the hiccups.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                great dane: Puppy Great Dane Otto has the hiccups.
                
                

                
            

            
            
Puppy Great Dane Otto has the hiccups.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    great dane: Puppy Great Dane Otto has the hiccups.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                great dane: Puppy Great Dane Otto has the hiccups.
                
                

                
            

            
            
Puppy Great Dane Otto has the hiccups.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    great dane: My dog uses tennis balls as chewing gum... casually
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                great dane: My dog uses tennis balls as chewing gum... casually
                
                

                
            

            
            
My dog uses tennis balls as chewing gum... casually

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    great dane: No shame for this Great Dane
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                great dane: No shame for this Great Dane
                
                

                
            

            
            
No shame for this Great Dane

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    great dane: I HATE MY JOB.
 My job is so unbelievable.
 I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I worlk
 with:
 First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay,
 she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The
 girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She
 is extremely self-centered and has never once considered
 the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb
 as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has
 enough brain power to continue to breathe.
 The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even
 be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career
 opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She
 is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even
 showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. think she
 might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the
 hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
 But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f*king stoner.
 And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In
 fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work,
 and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober
 anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses
 like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make
 things worse, he brings his big dog to work. Every
 day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk
 around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell,
 sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant
 bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry,
 requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King,
 every single day.
 Anyway, I drive these folks around in my van and we
 solve mysteries and s**t.
 Unlike Share
 nd 48 others like this
 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
srsfunny:

My Job Is Just The Worst
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                great dane: I HATE MY JOB.
 My job is so unbelievable.
 I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I worlk
 with:
 First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay,
 she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The
 girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She
 is extremely self-centered and has never once considered
 the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb
 as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has
 enough brain power to continue to breathe.
 The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even
 be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career
 opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She
 is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even
 showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. think she
 might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the
 hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
 But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f*king stoner.
 And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In
 fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work,
 and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober
 anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses
 like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make
 things worse, he brings his big dog to work. Every
 day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk
 around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell,
 sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant
 bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry,
 requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King,
 every single day.
 Anyway, I drive these folks around in my van and we
 solve mysteries and s**t.
 Unlike Share
 nd 48 others like this
 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
srsfunny:

My Job Is Just The Worst
                
            

            
            
srsfunny:

My Job Is Just The Worst

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    great dane: <p><a href="http://noelleian.tumblr.com/post/169002539157/calleo-bogleech-raw-fed-pets-faofox" class="tumblr_blog">noelleian</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://calleo.tumblr.com/post/168968744159/bogleech-raw-fed-pets-faofox" class="tumblr_blog">calleo</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/93450647663">bogleech</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raw-fed-pets.tumblr.com/post/90406730386">raw-fed-pets</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://faofox.tumblr.com/post/90404102112">faofox</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raw-fed-pets.tumblr.com/post/90389499204">raw-fed-pets</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>All dogs share the same basic digestive system despite the range of physical variations (and attitudes) across different breeds. Every dog is designed to eat a raw animal-based diet, from the Chihuahua to the Great Dane. Breed-specific dog food brands are simply a marketing gimmick aimed at playing on the pet owner’s emotions, and their desire to feed their pet the best possible diet.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I don’t think that dogs need an animal-based diet. If done right they can be vegan and not contribute to the murdering of innocent animals. We’ve adapted and domesticated them enough to do so. They’ve evolved to live without meat just like us.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>200% incorrect. Vegan diets are carbohydrate-based. Carbohydrates are inflammatory, feed cancer (glucose), contribute to periodontal disease (leading to systemic organ failure, eg heart), cause insulin spikes leading to a multitude of other issues in the long-term (thyroid, liver, diabetes, heart disease) and also cause pancreatic problems due to extreme stress on the pancreas (secreting heavy loads of carb enzymes over a long period of time). The low moisture content coupled with high <em>plant</em> protein may also cause renal failure in the long term. The preservatives used may also be linked to cancer (BHA, BHT etc), and these diets also skew the omega3/6 ratio, causing further inflammation (linked to cancer again). They cause urine alkalinity leading to urinary problems such as crystals, blockages and UTI’s.</p>
<p>Brief into to dog anatomy/physiology:</p>
<p>- Stomach PH: Their highly acidic stomach is designed for eliminating harmful bacteria and breaking down bone into a gel-like substance. Humans have a much more alkaline stomach acid which is why we would struggle to digest raw bone.</p>
<p>-Digestive Enzymes: Higher level of proteases to break down animal protein. High bile load to help push through bacteria.</p>
<p>-Dental Anatomy: Sharp pointed teeth designed for ripping and tearing flesh and bones.Dogs do not chew their food as we do, they are wired to swallow chunks quickly as a basic survival instinct.</p>
<p>-Jaws: Dogs also have strong jaws that physically <strong>cannot</strong> move sideways (like your own can). This sideways grinding action is a feature that allows pre-digestion of plant material. Again, dogs rip off chunks and swallow them whole.</p>
<p>-Lack of Salivary Amylase: Omnivores have this for pre-digestion of carbohydrates. Dogs and cats do not. The canine pancreas secretes amylase as a backup, however this does not mean they <em>should</em> be fed a high carbohydrate diet every day for a lifetime. Processed food (incl vegan) is 40-70% carbohydrate.</p>
<p>-Lysozyme: Instead of amylase, dogs have lysozyme in their saliva which is an antibacterial. This may be useful for destroying any harmful bacteria in carrion/rotten food/feces, as well as wound cleaning.</p>
<p>-Gut length: The canine gut is short in length which is because flesh must be pushed through quickly. It does not need to sit and ferment, as this could allow bacteria to multiply to harmful levels. Note that plant eating animals have a long digestive tract and even multiple stomach chambers in order for plant material to be slowly broken down by the necessary enzymes.</p>
<p>-Nutrient profiles. Dogs have 0% biological requirement for carbohydrates. They gain every single essential nutrient from a prey based diet such as Whole Prey/Prey Model. Vegan diets are full of processed lab-made vitamins and minerals. Many vitamin pre-mixes are made in china and shipped to the country of manufacture.</p>
<p>All in all, dogs will <em>survive</em> on a high carbohydrate diet but it will cause systemic effects eventually. Similar to smoking, a junk food diet affects every dog differently and some may be affected more severely than others, and in different time spans. You can also expect high vet fees in the form of dental cleanings, dental surgeries and various health problem later on in life.</p>
<p>It is not recommended that you feed your pet the equivalent of a big mac for the entirety of its life. This is essentially what kibble and vegan diets are. Evolution has changed the appearance and even the behaviour of your dog, but their digestive system is still geared towards meat. <strong>Basically, you are paying money to have a company slowly kill your pet from the inside out. <br/></strong></p>
<p><strong>0/10, Not Recommended.</strong></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Hard science here for anyone who needs to shut down a “vegan pet owner.” It’s abuse. Feed your animal the substances they evolved to eat or do not own an animal, it’s as simple as that.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Vegan dog and cat owners who try to force their pets to be vegan are absolute trash and should be dragged as hard as possible for their dangerously bad beliefs.</p>
</blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m6yjzgQMTLlgckIf5tMtRUA">@faofox</a> Don’t ever get a dog. Please. And if you have one, find a new home for it before you wind up killing it.</p></blockquote>

<p>It is absolutely moronic to feed your carnivorous pets a vegan diet. Don’t you dare call yourself someone concerned with animal rights if you support starving an animal to death.</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                great dane: <p><a href="http://noelleian.tumblr.com/post/169002539157/calleo-bogleech-raw-fed-pets-faofox" class="tumblr_blog">noelleian</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://calleo.tumblr.com/post/168968744159/bogleech-raw-fed-pets-faofox" class="tumblr_blog">calleo</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/93450647663">bogleech</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raw-fed-pets.tumblr.com/post/90406730386">raw-fed-pets</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://faofox.tumblr.com/post/90404102112">faofox</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raw-fed-pets.tumblr.com/post/90389499204">raw-fed-pets</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>All dogs share the same basic digestive system despite the range of physical variations (and attitudes) across different breeds. Every dog is designed to eat a raw animal-based diet, from the Chihuahua to the Great Dane. Breed-specific dog food brands are simply a marketing gimmick aimed at playing on the pet owner’s emotions, and their desire to feed their pet the best possible diet.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I don’t think that dogs need an animal-based diet. If done right they can be vegan and not contribute to the murdering of innocent animals. We’ve adapted and domesticated them enough to do so. They’ve evolved to live without meat just like us.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>200% incorrect. Vegan diets are carbohydrate-based. Carbohydrates are inflammatory, feed cancer (glucose), contribute to periodontal disease (leading to systemic organ failure, eg heart), cause insulin spikes leading to a multitude of other issues in the long-term (thyroid, liver, diabetes, heart disease) and also cause pancreatic problems due to extreme stress on the pancreas (secreting heavy loads of carb enzymes over a long period of time). The low moisture content coupled with high <em>plant</em> protein may also cause renal failure in the long term. The preservatives used may also be linked to cancer (BHA, BHT etc), and these diets also skew the omega3/6 ratio, causing further inflammation (linked to cancer again). They cause urine alkalinity leading to urinary problems such as crystals, blockages and UTI’s.</p>
<p>Brief into to dog anatomy/physiology:</p>
<p>- Stomach PH: Their highly acidic stomach is designed for eliminating harmful bacteria and breaking down bone into a gel-like substance. Humans have a much more alkaline stomach acid which is why we would struggle to digest raw bone.</p>
<p>-Digestive Enzymes: Higher level of proteases to break down animal protein. High bile load to help push through bacteria.</p>
<p>-Dental Anatomy: Sharp pointed teeth designed for ripping and tearing flesh and bones.Dogs do not chew their food as we do, they are wired to swallow chunks quickly as a basic survival instinct.</p>
<p>-Jaws: Dogs also have strong jaws that physically <strong>cannot</strong> move sideways (like your own can). This sideways grinding action is a feature that allows pre-digestion of plant material. Again, dogs rip off chunks and swallow them whole.</p>
<p>-Lack of Salivary Amylase: Omnivores have this for pre-digestion of carbohydrates. Dogs and cats do not. The canine pancreas secretes amylase as a backup, however this does not mean they <em>should</em> be fed a high carbohydrate diet every day for a lifetime. Processed food (incl vegan) is 40-70% carbohydrate.</p>
<p>-Lysozyme: Instead of amylase, dogs have lysozyme in their saliva which is an antibacterial. This may be useful for destroying any harmful bacteria in carrion/rotten food/feces, as well as wound cleaning.</p>
<p>-Gut length: The canine gut is short in length which is because flesh must be pushed through quickly. It does not need to sit and ferment, as this could allow bacteria to multiply to harmful levels. Note that plant eating animals have a long digestive tract and even multiple stomach chambers in order for plant material to be slowly broken down by the necessary enzymes.</p>
<p>-Nutrient profiles. Dogs have 0% biological requirement for carbohydrates. They gain every single essential nutrient from a prey based diet such as Whole Prey/Prey Model. Vegan diets are full of processed lab-made vitamins and minerals. Many vitamin pre-mixes are made in china and shipped to the country of manufacture.</p>
<p>All in all, dogs will <em>survive</em> on a high carbohydrate diet but it will cause systemic effects eventually. Similar to smoking, a junk food diet affects every dog differently and some may be affected more severely than others, and in different time spans. You can also expect high vet fees in the form of dental cleanings, dental surgeries and various health problem later on in life.</p>
<p>It is not recommended that you feed your pet the equivalent of a big mac for the entirety of its life. This is essentially what kibble and vegan diets are. Evolution has changed the appearance and even the behaviour of your dog, but their digestive system is still geared towards meat. <strong>Basically, you are paying money to have a company slowly kill your pet from the inside out. <br/></strong></p>
<p><strong>0/10, Not Recommended.</strong></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Hard science here for anyone who needs to shut down a “vegan pet owner.” It’s abuse. Feed your animal the substances they evolved to eat or do not own an animal, it’s as simple as that.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Vegan dog and cat owners who try to force their pets to be vegan are absolute trash and should be dragged as hard as possible for their dangerously bad beliefs.</p>
</blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m6yjzgQMTLlgckIf5tMtRUA">@faofox</a> Don’t ever get a dog. Please. And if you have one, find a new home for it before you wind up killing it.</p></blockquote>

<p>It is absolutely moronic to feed your carnivorous pets a vegan diet. Don’t you dare call yourself someone concerned with animal rights if you support starving an animal to death.</p>
                
            

            
            
<p><a href="http://noelleian.tumblr.com/post/169002539157/calleo-bogleech-raw-fed-pets-faofox" class="tumblr_blog">noelleian</a>:</p>

<b...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    great dane: <p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/166010516033/great-dane-boxes-a-kitten" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Great Dane Boxes A Kitten</p></blockquote>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                great dane: <p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/166010516033/great-dane-boxes-a-kitten" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Great Dane Boxes A Kitten</p></blockquote>
                
                

                
            

            
            
<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/166010516033/great-dane-boxes-a-kitten" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</...