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Aww, Bless Up, and Emoji: r/aww u/ButZebrasCantSmell 18h i.redd.it This little guy followed me home and then fell asleep on my lap, so l guess I have a dog now @DrSmashlove See bruv it’s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and groan and let loose the juice and she just do this grin: 😌. Like β€œit’s ok baby I understand 😌 this Nani feels like silk soaked in honey and coated in mango juice 😌 I don’t expect u to last more than a few strokes 😌 it’s the price of having A1 Nani 😌.” Like that’s literally what this emoji was based off of - it’s the β€œit’s ok my adorable Minute Man πŸ˜Œβ€ emoji πŸ˜‚. Now then, Type 2: she ain’t playing bruv. Type 2 came here for some proper pipe and yo early arrival mean u just deprived her of the value of her investment. She ain’t having it. U let out half a moan - not even a full moan and groan - just literally β€œAHP-β€œ and her eyes turn red. Her face morph into the face of a she-devil πŸ‘Ή. Horns emerge straight on her head top. And she always say the same thing: β€œNOT...YET!!!! πŸ‘Ώβ€ and then she hit u with the Type 2 leg lock Bruv. She wrap her arms and legs around u like: β€œYOU MINUTE MAN LOOKIN A$$ I’M NOT GON LET U PULL OUT IMMA HAVE YO BABY TO TEACH U A LESSON ABOUT BUSTING EARLY U THOUGHT SH!T WAS SWEET WELL LEMME TELL U HOW SWEET: EVERY TIME U LOOK IN THE FACE OF THIS BABY U GON REMEMBER THE TIME U THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO BUST AFTER A FEW STROKES - HELL NAW - NOW GIMME THIS WORK AND LET ME NAME THIS BABY WITHOUT CONSULTING U. β€œZeena”. ISSA GREEK NAME THAT MEANS β€œstranger, guest” WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE IMMA HAVE FULL CUSTODY AND U GON SHOW UP WITH MY MONTHLY SUPPORT AS A GUEST IN A CRIB *YOU* PAYING FOR HOWBOWDAH πŸ‘Ώ.” And u thinking β€œnaw baby relax it’s all good round 2 gon be amazing πŸ˜¬β€ and she just like β€œsorry I had other plans after this, expect to get served with a DNA test in 9 months bless up.” Type 2 ladies imma need y’all to learn from yo Type 1 sisters. Embrace the fact that your Nani A1. Give him another chance. U ain’t gotta go off and have his baby to teach him a lesson - let him cool his jets and give u the bidness one mo β€˜gain. And if he bust early, cut him off forever. AND THEN DM ME IMMEEJALLY BECAUSE IT MEAN U GOT THAT UNICORN NANI AND WE SHOULD GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHIRREN BLESS UP πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Aww, Bless Up, and Emoji: r/aww
 u/ButZebrasCantSmell 18h i.redd.it
 This little guy followed me home and
 then fell asleep on my lap, so l guess I
 have a dog now
 @DrSmashlove
See bruv it’s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and groan and let loose the juice and she just do this grin: 😌. Like β€œit’s ok baby I understand 😌 this Nani feels like silk soaked in honey and coated in mango juice 😌 I don’t expect u to last more than a few strokes 😌 it’s the price of having A1 Nani 😌.” Like that’s literally what this emoji was based off of - it’s the β€œit’s ok my adorable Minute Man πŸ˜Œβ€ emoji πŸ˜‚. Now then, Type 2: she ain’t playing bruv. Type 2 came here for some proper pipe and yo early arrival mean u just deprived her of the value of her investment. She ain’t having it. U let out half a moan - not even a full moan and groan - just literally β€œAHP-β€œ and her eyes turn red. Her face morph into the face of a she-devil πŸ‘Ή. Horns emerge straight on her head top. And she always say the same thing: β€œNOT...YET!!!! πŸ‘Ώβ€ and then she hit u with the Type 2 leg lock Bruv. She wrap her arms and legs around u like: β€œYOU MINUTE MAN LOOKIN A$$ I’M NOT GON LET U PULL OUT IMMA HAVE YO BABY TO TEACH U A LESSON ABOUT BUSTING EARLY U THOUGHT SH!T WAS SWEET WELL LEMME TELL U HOW SWEET: EVERY TIME U LOOK IN THE FACE OF THIS BABY U GON REMEMBER THE TIME U THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO BUST AFTER A FEW STROKES - HELL NAW - NOW GIMME THIS WORK AND LET ME NAME THIS BABY WITHOUT CONSULTING U. β€œZeena”. ISSA GREEK NAME THAT MEANS β€œstranger, guest” WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE IMMA HAVE FULL CUSTODY AND U GON SHOW UP WITH MY MONTHLY SUPPORT AS A GUEST IN A CRIB *YOU* PAYING FOR HOWBOWDAH πŸ‘Ώ.” And u thinking β€œnaw baby relax it’s all good round 2 gon be amazing πŸ˜¬β€ and she just like β€œsorry I had other plans after this, expect to get served with a DNA test in 9 months bless up.” Type 2 ladies imma need y’all to learn from yo Type 1 sisters. Embrace the fact that your Nani A1. Give him another chance. U ain’t gotta go off and have his baby to teach him a lesson - let him cool his jets and give u the bidness one mo β€˜gain. And if he bust early, cut him off forever. AND THEN DM ME IMMEEJALLY BECAUSE IT MEAN U GOT THAT UNICORN NANI AND WE SHOULD GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHIRREN BLESS UP πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

See bruv it’s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and groan ...

Bless Up, Bruh, and Doctor: me: *sees a 150lb dog* me: awww da little puppyyy @DrSmashlove I'm at an age now where if the homies wanna go out to eat and the restaurant ain't got a southwest chicken salad imma strongly consider not going. Like I'm just being honest. It's a small menu addition. Give me some lettuce grilled chicken corn and tortilla skrips and I'm good money. That's a restaurant I like. U know what restaurants I don't like? Ones that don't have a southwest chicken salad πŸ˜‚. Like cmon! This shit easy bruh! "But smash that's unreasonable what if it's a sushi spot." Well now hol up for a second hol up. When I hit Blue Ribbon Sushi in Miami Beach they got the fried chicken on deck. I was hesitant to mix sushi and fried chicken but low key? Shit was fire. And other sushi joints be doing the sashimi tacos. If y'all gon do soul food and Mexican fusion food then FUCK AROUND AND MAKE ME A SOUTHWEST CHICKEN SALAD DAMMIT πŸ˜„. Because sometimes I have those days where I didn't work out and I meet the homies for food and I didn't earn a big fatty cheat meal but I still want something satisfying and reasonably healthy. I want that southwest. Mother. Fucking. Chicken. Salad πŸ€—. U restaurants been put on notice. If u become one of them restaurants that's part of the 90% that fail in the first year of they existence don't DM me like "smash what did I do wrong I served delicious authentic coastal Greek food focusing on fresh wild-caught fish prepared in light olive oil and we had a great first week but then...?" My first question gon be whether u had a southwest chicken salad? THOUGHT NOT. ALL THE DOCTOR CAN DO IS GIVE YALL THE MEDICINE YALL GOTTA TAKE IT THO BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Bless Up, Bruh, and Doctor: me: *sees a 150lb dog*
 me: awww da little puppyyy
 @DrSmashlove
I'm at an age now where if the homies wanna go out to eat and the restaurant ain't got a southwest chicken salad imma strongly consider not going. Like I'm just being honest. It's a small menu addition. Give me some lettuce grilled chicken corn and tortilla skrips and I'm good money. That's a restaurant I like. U know what restaurants I don't like? Ones that don't have a southwest chicken salad πŸ˜‚. Like cmon! This shit easy bruh! "But smash that's unreasonable what if it's a sushi spot." Well now hol up for a second hol up. When I hit Blue Ribbon Sushi in Miami Beach they got the fried chicken on deck. I was hesitant to mix sushi and fried chicken but low key? Shit was fire. And other sushi joints be doing the sashimi tacos. If y'all gon do soul food and Mexican fusion food then FUCK AROUND AND MAKE ME A SOUTHWEST CHICKEN SALAD DAMMIT πŸ˜„. Because sometimes I have those days where I didn't work out and I meet the homies for food and I didn't earn a big fatty cheat meal but I still want something satisfying and reasonably healthy. I want that southwest. Mother. Fucking. Chicken. Salad πŸ€—. U restaurants been put on notice. If u become one of them restaurants that's part of the 90% that fail in the first year of they existence don't DM me like "smash what did I do wrong I served delicious authentic coastal Greek food focusing on fresh wild-caught fish prepared in light olive oil and we had a great first week but then...?" My first question gon be whether u had a southwest chicken salad? THOUGHT NOT. ALL THE DOCTOR CAN DO IS GIVE YALL THE MEDICINE YALL GOTTA TAKE IT THO BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I'm at an age now where if the homies wanna go out to eat and the restaurant ain't got a southwest chicken salad imma strongly consider not ...

Bodies , Energy, and God: If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration. Nikola Tesla @truth soci The entire physical universe is made up of pure energy and vibration. When you have the insight to see everything as vibration, the nature of the universe is revealed to you. Various groups of people around the world have been aware of this concept for thousands of years. - Ancient Vedic teachers taught Nada Brahma (the universe is vibration). The vibratory field is at the root of all true spiritual experience and scientific investigation. It is the same field of energy that saints, buddhas, yogis, mystics, priests, shamans and seers have observed by looking within themselves. - The vibratory nature of matter is mentioned in the Bible, John 1:1 says "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God." The β€˜Word’ in this verse is the Greek word β€˜logos’, which in the Bible is used to delineate speech and faculties of the mind like thinking and reasoning. - We know that speech means not just any kind of a vibration, but a vibration that carries information, is uttered by a living person and embodies a concept or an idea. In this case it means that the Creator created an intelligent vibration which then created everything else. - "If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration." -Nikola Tesla - Now watch the video again and imagine how the source vibration of the universe might affect the molecular composition of our bodies and ultimately influence the larger dance of life.
Bodies , Energy, and God: If you want to find the secrets of the
 universe, think in terms of energy,
 frequency and vibration.
 Nikola Tesla
 @truth soci
The entire physical universe is made up of pure energy and vibration. When you have the insight to see everything as vibration, the nature of the universe is revealed to you. Various groups of people around the world have been aware of this concept for thousands of years. - Ancient Vedic teachers taught Nada Brahma (the universe is vibration). The vibratory field is at the root of all true spiritual experience and scientific investigation. It is the same field of energy that saints, buddhas, yogis, mystics, priests, shamans and seers have observed by looking within themselves. - The vibratory nature of matter is mentioned in the Bible, John 1:1 says "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God." The β€˜Word’ in this verse is the Greek word β€˜logos’, which in the Bible is used to delineate speech and faculties of the mind like thinking and reasoning. - We know that speech means not just any kind of a vibration, but a vibration that carries information, is uttered by a living person and embodies a concept or an idea. In this case it means that the Creator created an intelligent vibration which then created everything else. - "If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration." -Nikola Tesla - Now watch the video again and imagine how the source vibration of the universe might affect the molecular composition of our bodies and ultimately influence the larger dance of life.

The entire physical universe is made up of pure energy and vibration. When you have the insight to see everything as vibration, the nature o...

Clark Kent, Memes, and Prince: CLARK KENT REPORTER, DAILY PLANET BRUCE WAYNE GEO WAYNE ENTERPRISES @WONDERVAUGHN DIANA PRINCE ANTIQUITIES DEALER, THE LOUVRE THE DAILY GRIND: Secret Identities * CLARK KENT (@henrycavill) A Newspaper Reporter for the Daily Planet in Metropolis, Clark Kent is able to keep track of ongoing events where he might be of help. Largely working on his own, he sees his job as a Reporter as an extension of his super human responsibilities, bringing truth to the forefront and fighting for the little man. * BRUCE WAYNE (@benaffleck) Bruce Wayne is a wealthy businessman who runs Wayne Enterprises, a major private technology firm located in Gotham. Wired Magazine has estimated Bruce to be the 6th-richest person in the world with his $97 million dollar fortune. However, he is also known for his charitable contributions through Wayne Foundation. * DIANA PRINCE (@gal_gadot) As an Antiquities Dealer, Diana Prince specializes in the acquisition and sales distribution of ancient Greek, Roman, and Egyptian artifacts estimated around 5000 years old. She is so skillful at her job that she is able to distinguish between forgeries and the real thing just by looking at it. Although her work takes her around the world, she is primarily based in Europe. *** superhero injustice dceu dc dccomics dcrebirth dcentertainment dcnation dcextendeduniverse girlpower women femaleempowerment manofsteel thedarkknight
Clark Kent, Memes, and Prince: CLARK KENT
 REPORTER, DAILY PLANET
 BRUCE WAYNE
 GEO WAYNE ENTERPRISES
 @WONDERVAUGHN
 DIANA PRINCE
 ANTIQUITIES DEALER, THE LOUVRE
THE DAILY GRIND: Secret Identities * CLARK KENT (@henrycavill) A Newspaper Reporter for the Daily Planet in Metropolis, Clark Kent is able to keep track of ongoing events where he might be of help. Largely working on his own, he sees his job as a Reporter as an extension of his super human responsibilities, bringing truth to the forefront and fighting for the little man. * BRUCE WAYNE (@benaffleck) Bruce Wayne is a wealthy businessman who runs Wayne Enterprises, a major private technology firm located in Gotham. Wired Magazine has estimated Bruce to be the 6th-richest person in the world with his $97 million dollar fortune. However, he is also known for his charitable contributions through Wayne Foundation. * DIANA PRINCE (@gal_gadot) As an Antiquities Dealer, Diana Prince specializes in the acquisition and sales distribution of ancient Greek, Roman, and Egyptian artifacts estimated around 5000 years old. She is so skillful at her job that she is able to distinguish between forgeries and the real thing just by looking at it. Although her work takes her around the world, she is primarily based in Europe. *** superhero injustice dceu dc dccomics dcrebirth dcentertainment dcnation dcextendeduniverse girlpower women femaleempowerment manofsteel thedarkknight

THE DAILY GRIND: Secret Identities * CLARK KENT (@henrycavill) A Newspaper Reporter for the Daily Planet in Metropolis, Clark Kent is able t...