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America, Apparently, and Bad: normal-horoscopes: pooraurora: postmarxed: inkandcayenne: wilfulwayfarer: rasec-wizzlbang: dalaisa-katili: local-emo-mom: anarcho-individualist: explanatorypower: i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me This is the america they don’t want you to see i love america This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry *group of people having fun*this site: wtf this is so scary People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say. Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture:  Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered. Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced. The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.”  Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House” The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone) It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.” We’re not even gonna mention FEMA’s Waffle House Index where they determine how bad a natural disaster is by calling the local Waffle House to see if they’re open? #and wafflehouse is one of those spiritual places#2am friendships#its the same hazy feel#of cicadas and front porches with your friends Waffle House is physical and spiritual neutral territory. Starting shit in a Waffle House isn’t just bad form, it tips the entire natural balance of the universe against you.
America, Apparently, and Bad: normal-horoscopes:

pooraurora:

postmarxed:
inkandcayenne:

wilfulwayfarer:

rasec-wizzlbang:

dalaisa-katili:

local-emo-mom:

anarcho-individualist:

explanatorypower:
i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

This is the america they don’t want you to see

i love america

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

*group of people having fun*this site: wtf this is so scary


People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture: 
Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered.
Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced.
The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.” 
Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House”
The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)
It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.”


We’re not even gonna mention FEMA’s Waffle House Index where they determine how bad a natural disaster is by calling the local Waffle House to see if they’re open? 



#and wafflehouse is one of those spiritual places#2am friendships#its the same hazy feel#of cicadas and front porches with your friends



Waffle House is physical and spiritual neutral territory. Starting shit in a Waffle House isn’t just bad form, it tips the entire natural balance of the universe against you.

normal-horoscopes: pooraurora: postmarxed: inkandcayenne: wilfulwayfarer: rasec-wizzlbang: dalaisa-katili: local-emo-mom: anarcho-ind...

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 Amazon:
 Thor, my son. Agony raises upon my life
 Me:
 Amazon: This is outrageous! Who dares defy The All Father Odin! What has occured to cause
 this agony?
 Me: I am afraid the book I ordered to defeat our enemies has been misplaced. How can we
 keep Valhalla intact without our sacred book.
 Amazon: This is blasphemy! Wherever this book has been taken to, I shall make it my duty
 to get it back to youl I fear it is Loki but I dare not blame him for such things.
 I shall have your fortune returned to you and thereafter we can begin to create a new quest
 in order to get the book back to you.
 Very well my son.
 Me:
 Allow me some time to round up my allies and complete this please Father.
 Amazon:
 Me: Do it for me Thor, but most imporantly do it for the mortals whose destiny (and grades)
 rely on this book.
 Amazon: Alas, the treasure has been returned to you. You now need to reinstate the book
 into your archive so that you may yet receive it soon
 I shall have the Valkyrie deliver it to you as fast as their wings can move
 Me: ok so roleplay aside i have my money back and i reorder the book
 haha yes I have refunded you and you need to reorder the book
 Amazon:
 Me: Great
 Have you placed the order
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 Me: Wow hooking me up with one day delivery? Sweet
 haha yeah man gotta get you your book asap!
 Amazon:
 Me:
 Ive heard Amazon had great customer service and this just proves it! thanks man
 Amazon: No problemIs there any other issue or question that I can help you with?
 Me:
 Nah that was it. Really appreciate it
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Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: lorcalhost/ ChristmasSpiritBreaker-andNewYears Too OUnwatch3 Star 70 Fork 3 > Code ①Issues 2 n Pull requests o 뻔Projects 0 EE}Wiki lliinsights *Settings Python script which automatically sends Christmas/New Year's messages from a custom messages list on Whatsapp, Facebook Messenger or via SMS in a given time range, to a custom contacts list. Time to work smart, not hard Manage topics Edit ⓡ 32 commits 1 branch 1 release 1 contributor GPL-3.0 Branch: master ▼ New pull request Create new fileUpload filesFind file Clone or download Latest commit e3732de 9 days ago 20 days ago 9 days ago 15 days ago 16 days ago 16 days ago 16 days ago 16 days ago lorcalhost Added video guide LICENSE E README.md Initial commit Added video guide Fixed sys.argv[1] out of range error Text enhancement Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release christmasSpiritBreaker.py 目config.py 自messengerCSB.py smsCSB.py [-] whatsappCSB.ру 目目README.md Christmas Spirit Breaker (and New Years Too) "Are you tired of having to manually write and send christmas texts to everyone on christmas to mantain a good relationship with them? Do you want to be the annoying person who is the first one to send "Happy new year" messages to everyone on your contact list exactly at midnight? Do you want to be a bad boy this christmas season? I got you covered." Strongly inspired by my other project RomanceBreaker, introducing Christmas Spirit Breaker, a python script which automatically sends a custom christmas/new year's greeting message, from a custom messages list, to your selected contacts you want to mantain good relationships with, at given time range on Facebook Messenger, WhatsApp or via SMS. Time to be bad boys this christmas. Work smarter, not Harder What you will gain: e More time spent with the new body pillow you just received for christmas e More time spent stealing new year's champagne from people who are busy texting their friends Mantain those relationships with friends (if you don't send greetings on such events they will know you are not a true friend) Magic [NEW] YOU CAN FIND THE VIDEO INSTALLATION GUIDE HERE Facebook Messenger: This New Years steal more of that champagne while your friends are texting, be a real programmer.
Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: lorcalhost/ ChristmasSpiritBreaker-andNewYears Too
 OUnwatch3
 Star 70
 Fork 3
 > Code
 ①Issues 2
 n Pull requests o
 뻔Projects 0
 EE}Wiki
 lliinsights
 *Settings
 Python script which automatically sends Christmas/New Year's messages from a custom messages list on Whatsapp, Facebook
 Messenger or via SMS in a given time range, to a custom contacts list. Time to work smart, not hard
 Manage topics
 Edit
 ⓡ 32 commits
 1 branch
 1 release
 1 contributor
 GPL-3.0
 Branch: master ▼
 New pull request
 Create new fileUpload filesFind file
 Clone or download
 Latest commit e3732de 9 days ago
 20 days ago
 9 days ago
 15 days ago
 16 days ago
 16 days ago
 16 days ago
 16 days ago
 lorcalhost Added video guide
 LICENSE
 E README.md
 Initial commit
 Added video guide
 Fixed sys.argv[1] out of range error
 Text enhancement
 Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release
 Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release
 Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release
 christmasSpiritBreaker.py
 目config.py
 自messengerCSB.py
 smsCSB.py
 [-] whatsappCSB.ру
 目目README.md
 Christmas Spirit Breaker (and New Years Too)
 "Are you tired of having to manually write and send christmas texts to everyone on christmas to mantain a good relationship with them? Do
 you want to be the annoying person who is the first one to send "Happy new year" messages to everyone on your contact list exactly at
 midnight? Do you want to be a bad boy this christmas season? I got you covered."
 Strongly inspired by my other project RomanceBreaker, introducing Christmas Spirit Breaker, a python script which
 automatically sends a custom christmas/new year's greeting message, from a custom messages list, to your selected contacts
 you want to mantain good relationships with, at given time range on Facebook Messenger, WhatsApp or via SMS. Time to be
 bad boys this christmas. Work smarter, not Harder
 What you will gain:
 e More time spent with the new body pillow you just received for christmas
 e More time spent stealing new year's champagne from people who are busy texting their friends
 Mantain those relationships with friends (if you don't send greetings on such events they will know you are not a true
 friend)
 Magic
 [NEW] YOU CAN FIND THE VIDEO INSTALLATION GUIDE HERE
 Facebook Messenger:
This New Years steal more of that champagne while your friends are texting, be a real programmer.

This New Years steal more of that champagne while your friends are texting, be a real programmer.