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Ass, Bitch, and Fucking: dick-rider-dave-strider: strangelyobsessedwithstuff: vialsofbrightforgettingpowders: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH. NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE. NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGESthanks for the tip karkat reference
Ass, Bitch, and Fucking: dick-rider-dave-strider:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.
NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGESthanks for the tip karkat

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Bodies , Gif, and News: SUPPORT THE 2ND AMENDMENT All American Girl @AllAmericanGirl Actress Mira Sorvino: Trump Era ls Like Pre-Nazi Germany' - 'Eerie Echoes of the Concentration Camps' breitbart.com/ video/2018/06.. @BreitbartNews #AAG ING NEWS Actress Mira Sorvino: Trump Era ls Like 'Pre-Nazi Germany- Eerie Echoes of the Concentration.. breitbart.com 1:06 PM 24 Jun 18 т. Ј. Rhattigan @tjrhattigan Replying to @MiraSorvino @BreitbartNews You're a pretty girl and I've enjoyed your acting, but you can't possibly know what pre-Nazi Germany was like. Stick with what your good at. Acting Mira Sorvino @MiraSorvino I wrote my thesis on racial conflict and persecution at Harvard, worked on a documentary on Neo-Nazi hate groups in Russia, performed in the film about the SonderKommando at Auschwitz The Grey Zone, and am an avid student of The Holocaust and what lead to it, soI beg to differ. This quoted Tweet is unavailable. 7:13 PM 24 Jun 18 4,468 Retweets 21.7K Likes goatyellsateverything: salmicka1: rebakitt3n: chancecalloway: THIS QUOTED TWEET IS UNAVAILABLE. when a woman smacks you and you run away like a big baby. Trump era is not like a pre-nazi Germany. Because pre-nazi Germany was one big mess without a leader. There were no camps, before 1933 in Germany - and nazis ruled from 1933 (first camp in Germany was built in Dachau in 1933)… so the actress is very badly educated, and the guy was right. Wrote her thesis on racial conflict. So, NOT Nazis.Worked on a Neo-Nazi documentary. So, NOT ww2 Nazis.Performed in a film about Auschwitz and the (mostly) Jewish groups that were forced to dispose of the gas chamber bodies. So, something that could NOT have happened in pre-Nazi Germany.An avid student of the Holocaust? “I’ve heard of Hitler so I’m basically an expert.“
Bodies , Gif, and News: SUPPORT
 THE 2ND
 AMENDMENT
 All American Girl
 @AllAmericanGirl
 Actress Mira Sorvino: Trump Era ls Like
 Pre-Nazi Germany' - 'Eerie Echoes of
 the Concentration Camps' breitbart.com/
 video/2018/06.. @BreitbartNews #AAG
 ING NEWS
 Actress Mira Sorvino: Trump Era ls Like 'Pre-Nazi
 Germany- Eerie Echoes of the Concentration..
 breitbart.com
 1:06 PM 24 Jun 18

 т. Ј. Rhattigan @tjrhattigan
 Replying to @MiraSorvino @BreitbartNews
 You're a pretty girl and I've enjoyed your acting, but you can't possibly know
 what pre-Nazi Germany was like. Stick with what your good at. Acting

 Mira Sorvino
 @MiraSorvino
 I wrote my thesis on racial conflict and
 persecution at Harvard, worked on a
 documentary on Neo-Nazi hate groups in
 Russia, performed in the film about the
 SonderKommando at Auschwitz The
 Grey Zone, and am an avid student of
 The Holocaust and what lead to it, soI
 beg to differ.
 This quoted Tweet is unavailable.
 7:13 PM 24 Jun 18
 4,468 Retweets 21.7K Likes
goatyellsateverything:

salmicka1:
rebakitt3n:

chancecalloway:
THIS QUOTED TWEET IS UNAVAILABLE.
when a woman smacks you and you run away like a big baby.

Trump era is not like a pre-nazi Germany. Because pre-nazi Germany was one big mess without a leader. There were no camps, before 1933 in Germany - and nazis ruled from 1933 (first camp in Germany was built in Dachau in 1933)… so the actress is very badly educated, and the guy was right. 

Wrote her thesis on racial conflict. So, NOT Nazis.Worked on a Neo-Nazi documentary. So, NOT ww2 Nazis.Performed in a film about Auschwitz and the (mostly) Jewish groups that were forced to dispose of the gas chamber bodies. So, something that could NOT have happened in pre-Nazi Germany.An avid student of the Holocaust?

“I’ve heard of Hitler so I’m basically an expert.“

goatyellsateverything: salmicka1: rebakitt3n: chancecalloway: THIS QUOTED TWEET IS UNAVAILABLE. when a woman smacks you and you run away l...

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Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: . Verizon LTE 12:09 PM a houston.craigslist.org image 1 of 23 TEXAS BNL-2934 You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla Let's talk about features Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes Consent to sex: ves Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things ın this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would Interesting facts This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Tovota Corolla" You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the- road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Whit Bayou BWa catchymemes: This man knows how to sell a car
Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: . Verizon LTE
 12:09 PM
 a houston.craigslist.org
 image 1 of 23
 TEXAS
 BNL-2934
 You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's
 hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever
 compliment you on? Well look no further.

 The 1999 Toyota Corolla
 Let's talk about features
 Bluetooth: nope
 Sunroof: nope
 Fancy wheels: nope
 Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear
 window and you have a fucking neck that can turn
 Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a
 strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went
 away. The End
 You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the
 Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years
 later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with
 Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right
 This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children
 Things this car is old enough to do:
 Vote: yes
 Consent to sex: ves
 Rent a car: it IS a car
 This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done
 straight things in this car. People have done gay things ın this
 car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen
 would

 Interesting facts
 This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey
 In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional."
 When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it
 caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The
 resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building
 caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The
 event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The
 Story of the 1999 Tovota Corolla"
 You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a
 Facebook survey.
 Favorite food: spaghetti
 Favorite tv show: Alf
 Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms
 This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
 road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as
 utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based
 entirely on water bills
 When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece
 of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
 Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty
 contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop
 lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you
 deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
 Whit
 Bayou
 BWa
catchymemes:

This man knows how to sell a car

catchymemes: This man knows how to sell a car

Children, Dogs, and Family: crazypenguini59 katzedecimal fireandshellamar aenramsden: porygons: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: copperbadge: crowley-for-king just-shower-thoughts: In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old. "They live so long...but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives." These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them" My heart wtf Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit POV Fantasy slice of life book when? Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn't ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair touch her and vet I love her still." "For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for.My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end." SHOOK We are like the guardian elves for dogs via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2wxLg1w
Children, Dogs, and Family: crazypenguini59
 katzedecimal
 fireandshellamar
 aenramsden:
 porygons:
 thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
 copperbadge:
 crowley-for-king
 just-shower-thoughts:
 In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely
 live to be 500+ years old.
 "They live so long...but the good ones still bond with us
 for our entire lives."
 These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to
 them"
 My heart wtf
 Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit
 POV Fantasy slice of life book when?
 Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints
 still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn't
 ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair
 touch her and vet I love her still."
 "For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my
 great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so
 long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as
 my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not
 take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that
 he cares for.My only hope is that I am able to last until his final
 moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life
 so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I
 know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able
 to give him this comfort until the end."
 SHOOK
We are like the guardian elves for dogs via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2wxLg1w

We are like the guardian elves for dogs via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2wxLg1w

Ass, Future, and Goals: weepycat things that 15 year old me did sophomore year that my southern-bred god-fearing conservative christian teachers Did Not Like teacher refused to let me sit backwards in chairs. i made a point to sit backwards in chairs until she told me to stop, and then id manspread as much as possible. (semester one.) teacher got onto my friend and gave her a panic attack over her newly dyed hair. i told her my friend putting red streaks in her hair was no different than her removing the grey streaks from her hair got sent outside. (semester one) teacher told me my bra strap was showing. took my bra off in class and put it in bag. was sent to principal's office. mother was called, although she only muffled her laughter over the telephone (semester two) to homophobic teacher who disliked my mothers] "what language is gaelic from? gayland?" "that's where my moms are from, ma'am." teacher claimed i was lying about moving to uruguay and tried to force me into sitting in a personal meeting about my future classes and goals. told her to "sign me the fuck up for underwater basket weaving" and got sent outside. (semester two) was told by teacher that "ladies should not say they have to pee. try 'can i use the restroom' instead" replied with "alright. i gotta piss like a racehorse. can i use the restroom?" (got sent outside. again semester two) was told to "smile, you'll look nicer" by a 6'0" male coach i did not know. when he blocked my entrance out of the classroom until i smiled for him, i said "shove it straight up your ass," before elbowing him in the ribcage, ducking under his arm, and running for it. skipped class in that building for a week. (semester two) hopped a fence to catch my bus and flipped off an ancient male history teacher when he shouted at me to come back. he threatened to find me again. he never found me andy-the-anon An inspiration Source: weepycat omfmdjsk worth reading
Ass, Future, and Goals: weepycat
 things that 15 year old me did sophomore year that my southern-bred
 god-fearing conservative christian teachers Did Not Like
 teacher refused to let me sit backwards in chairs. i made a point to
 sit backwards in chairs until she told me to stop, and then id
 manspread as much as possible. (semester one.)
 teacher got onto my friend and gave her a panic attack over her
 newly dyed hair. i told her my friend putting red streaks in her hair
 was no different than her removing the grey streaks from her hair
 got sent outside. (semester one)
 teacher told me my bra strap was showing. took my bra off in class
 and put it in bag. was sent to principal's office. mother was called,
 although she only muffled her laughter over the telephone
 (semester two)
 to homophobic teacher who disliked my mothers] "what language
 is gaelic from? gayland?" "that's where my moms are from, ma'am."
 teacher claimed i was lying about moving to uruguay and tried to
 force me into sitting in a personal meeting about my future classes
 and goals. told her to "sign me the fuck up for underwater basket
 weaving" and got sent outside. (semester two)
 was told by teacher that "ladies should not say they have to pee. try
 'can i use the restroom' instead" replied with "alright. i gotta piss
 like a racehorse. can i use the restroom?" (got sent outside. again
 semester two)
 was told to "smile, you'll look nicer" by a 6'0" male coach i did not
 know. when he blocked my entrance out of the classroom until i
 smiled for him, i said "shove it straight up your ass," before
 elbowing him in the ribcage, ducking under his arm, and running for
 it. skipped class in that building for a week. (semester two)
 hopped a fence to catch my bus and flipped off an ancient male
 history teacher when he shouted at me to come back. he
 threatened to find me again. he never found me
 andy-the-anon
 An inspiration
 Source: weepycat
omfmdjsk worth reading

omfmdjsk worth reading