🔥 25+ Best Memes About Grocery Store

grocery store: If you know what this is you spent some time at the quarter machines at the local grocery store. I haven’t seen one of these for like a decade

If you know what this is you spent some time at the quarter machines at the local grocery store. I haven’t seen one of these for like a d...

grocery store: If you know what this is you spent some time at the quarter machines at the local grocery store. I haven’t seen one of these for like a decade

If you know what this is you spent some time at the quarter machines at the local grocery store. I haven’t seen one of these for like a d...

grocery store: I wear a mask 12+ hours a day at work and I’m still going to wear one in public you can suck it up for an hour at the grocery store

I wear a mask 12+ hours a day at work and I’m still going to wear one in public you can suck it up for an hour at the grocery store

grocery store: I think my grocery store might have a theft problem

I think my grocery store might have a theft problem

grocery store: I think my grocery store might have a theft problem

I think my grocery store might have a theft problem

grocery store: At least someone at my local grocery store’s having fun with this.

At least someone at my local grocery store’s having fun with this.

grocery store: I work at a grocery store bakery…

I work at a grocery store bakery…

grocery store: I work at a grocery store bakery…

I work at a grocery store bakery…

grocery store: strawberryoverlord: bl-uefish: kneecap-stealing-gay-rainbow: void-of-erebos: lil-dane: dedmemehehe: official-lucifers-child: tim-tam-the-himbo-man: a-fools-love: drabbles-and-daydreams: justsomebandomtrash: pink-punk-metal: champawattigress: lizziedoesvetpath: gettingvetted: wuackamole: rimmymftim: the-bi-man-cometh: sassymccoy: i-chew-on-pushpins: sirfrogsworth: 3.944 cubits. Third grocery store shelf from the top I touch the ceiling without needing to go up on my toes About 1 Billy Joel. taller than jeremy dooley, shorter than everyone else Just a little too long for my bed 18 hands Long enough that I should just fit between two people appropriately social distancing without touching either of them when lying out flat Approximately 89% of the length of Darth Maul’s lightsaber. taller than every member of fall out boy If I stand on a chair on my fuckin tippy toes or whatever the fuck I can touch the ceiling I am exactly one (1) Evan Jennings I am 2 capybara’s tall I need a step stool to get stuff out of upper kitchen cabinets at least 5 hands about 1 my mom slightly shorter than @official-lucifers-child I can touch my toes and forehead to opposite ends of my bed, but only when I stretch my feet out I am a little shorter than the length of social distancing. im 0.000978535 miles tall I’m a little over 12 pens tall 1 foot shorter than Master Chief

strawberryoverlord: bl-uefish: kneecap-stealing-gay-rainbow: void-of-erebos: lil-dane: dedmemehehe: official-lucifers-child: ti...

grocery store: plinnerofficial:When I’m finally able to buy milk in the grocery store 🐱

plinnerofficial:When I’m finally able to buy milk in the grocery store 🐱

grocery store: omg-humor:Proud of my local Grocery store!

omg-humor:Proud of my local Grocery store!

grocery store: Proud of my local Grocery store!

Proud of my local Grocery store!

grocery store: After seeing people at the grocery store I made a meme.

After seeing people at the grocery store I made a meme.

grocery store: Publix grocery store got jokes.

Publix grocery store got jokes.

grocery store: Publix grocery store got jokes.

Publix grocery store got jokes.

grocery store: At my local grocery store…

At my local grocery store…

grocery store: At my local grocery store…

At my local grocery store…

grocery store: At my local grocery store…

At my local grocery store…

grocery store: avenginginsanity: diamondclustahusla: quiteliterallyhotsauce: I’ve watched this 10 times I can’t breathe!😂😂😂😂 (All of this is said in a auto-tuned, sing-song voice. Audio originally from tik tok user @mikethornwell.) So when I was 16, I used to work in a grocery store. And we had one customer who always came in who was always very obviously mentally ill. And one day I was bagging her groceries, and she said to me, “don’t you wish it was back to the cotton picking days?” And I was like, “hmm,” And she was like, “don’t you wish it was back to the cotton picking days?” And I was like, “as in slavery?” And she was like, “yes.” And I was like, “why the fuck would you ask me that?” And my manager was like, “what’s going on?” And I was like, “I’m gonna have to step away before I throw a punch at an elderly woman.” And she was like, “okay go in to the break room.” A week later we found out the old woman had a heart attack and died. And I’m not saying she deserved it. But I’m saying ~･ﾟ:*God’s timing is always right!*:･ﾟ✧ ~

avenginginsanity: diamondclustahusla: quiteliterallyhotsauce: I’ve watched this 10 times I can’t breathe!😂😂😂😂 (All of this is s...

grocery store: “Sir this is a grocery store”

“Sir this is a grocery store”

grocery store: Been in this grocery store several times and just noticed the sign today.

Been in this grocery store several times and just noticed the sign today.

grocery store: S tumblintuck Follow O dear-tumbir PETA you guys remember when PETA stole people pets off their porches and euthanized them? you guys remember how it came out that PETA kills about 90% of the animals it takes in, including healthy and adoptable puppies and kittens, stating " We could become a no-kill shelter immediately. It means we wouldn't do as much work"? you guys remember when PETA advocated killing all pit bulls for the crime of being pit bulls? you guys remember when PETA handed out these comics to children when there were no adults looking? you guys remember when they made a porn site and then filled it with videos of animal abuse, and (also in that link) claimed cats should be vegetarian? you guys remember when PETA lied about sheep shearing, got caught, and defended the lie as true even after they admitted the sheep in their picture wasn't even real? you guys remember when they tried to excuse their horrifying ways by claiming that the person who exposed them was manipulating the facts by taking them and putting them in the wrong context? Because I remember. I remember everything. And I'm gonna make sure everyone else remembers too. testingforcake23 Why would they kill pit bulls they're sweeties a dear-tumbir Because PETA does not care about animals. they do not care that these dogs live and breathe and feel and want love like every other dog. they do not care about the history of human/dog bonding and co-evolution, they do not care that dogs and human beings have relied on each other for millennia, they do not care that its cruel and morally repugnant to put down an animal just because you can, they do not care about animals. PETA cares about money and publicity, its a corporation run by a psychopath who is afraid of pitts as it states in the link: she was apparently bit by one, and now she hates them. PETA doesn't give a rats ass about animals. They just want to kill and make money off of idiots who fall of their spiel. testingforcake23 Some celebs support them i-n-m-h ah c'mon, dear-tumbir, I think you're being a bit harsh. I mean, okay, PETA's done some questionable things, but it's not like they've also -spread false information about milk causing autism based on outdated bullshit information -used holocaust imagery to compare the meat industry to concentration camps (no pictures) -used a young man's brutal death as a way to say "yeah that's awful but it happens to animals every day and nobody cares about that" (tw: no pictures but the way the guy died is described and it is really horrible) -dressed up in KKK robes and protested outside of the Westminister Dog Show to protest breeding/pure bred dogs (tw: racism) -offered to pay the water bill for literally the poorest neighborhood in Detroit if and only if they all went vegan for a month (tw: self-righteous shitheads) -and they definitely didn't have two of their workers accept perfectly healthy animals from an animal hospital, with the implication that they would give them good homes, clarify that these animals were all healthy and well-tempered, and then euthanized them all in the back of a kill-van before dumping their dead bodies behind a grocery store (tw: PICTURES OF DEAD ANIMALS, animal death) -and they totally didn't get off pretty much scot-free for it because PETA has loads of money and lawyers to defend themselves, which coincidentally might be why the Cerate family hasn't seen justice for their kidnapped and murdered dog, Maya. (tw: animal death) Nah. PETA's not that bad. /the heaviest of all my fucking sarcasm, I am salty as a fucking winter road, lord do I fucking hate PETA) a dear-tumbir Did you think i was fucking joking, PETA? I will make sure everyone fucking remembers what you've done. adear-tumbir Bringing it back, because it's charity season and people need to know NOT to give charity to these fuckers. Source: dear-tumbir 312,250 notes While we’re remembering ancient memes, let me remind you

While we’re remembering ancient memes, let me remind you

grocery store: Noname O @noname · 7h LA RESIDENTS PULL UP WE GETTING THAT FRESH PRODUCE, Blavity News O @Blavity 7h BLAVITY Protect her at all costs! Kia Patterson opens Compton's first black-owned bit.ly/ grocery store 2EPnhlO 299 2/100 99¢ Compten GROCERY OUTLET Kia 9,039 272,895 Q 12

grocery store: When my mom lets me look at the lobsters in the tank at the grocery store Hey little guys

Hey little guys

grocery store: Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface Parents need to get better at teaching their kids that swear words aren't actually bad they're just only appropriate in certain contexts, this 9yo girl at the grocery store just held up a bag of cauliflower rice and said "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS" and she deserves a fucking Oscar 6:33 AM · 12/21/19 · Twitter for iPhone

grocery store: Lotange My daughter fell asleep in the cart at the grocery store last night and she totally looked like a fallen viking warrior being sent out to sea.

My daughter fell asleep in the cart at the grocery store last night and she totally looked like a fallen viking warrior being sent out to...

grocery store: Lotange My daughter fell asleep in the cart at the grocery store last night and she totally looked like a fallen viking warrior being sent out to sea.

My daughter fell asleep in the cart at the grocery store last night and she totally looked like a fallen viking warrior being sent out to...

grocery store: NB PEOPLE WHO USE HE/HIM ARE STILL NB NB PEOPLE WHO USE * SHE/HER ARÉ STILL NB wetwareproblem: khalifaziz: genericrevenge: realtransfacts: Nonbinary people are nonbinary no matter what pronouns we use (img source) >using binary pronouns while being “not part of the gender binary” then what’s the fucking point Use singular they: THAT’S GRAMATICALLY INCORRECT Develop new pronouns: YOU CAN’T MAKE NEW WORDS Use the pronoun it: YOU’RE STILL A PERSON, STOP MAKING OTHER TRANS PEOPLE LOOK BAD Use whichever pre-existing binary pronoun you’re most comfortable with: THEN WHAT’S THE POINT Like….come on, don’t act as though there’s a 100% ideal option here. The point is that I don’t feel like donating an hour of my time to a Gender 101 lecture every time I go to the fucking grocery store, Karen. The idea is that the gender binary does not exist and therefore pronouns cannot belong to the gender binary,,,, she/her and he/him can be used by anyone, same as they/them

wetwareproblem: khalifaziz: genericrevenge: realtransfacts: Nonbinary people are nonbinary no matter what pronouns we use (img source...

grocery store: m4ge went to the grocery store yesterday and saw they had some cheddar cheese on sale. i noticed a middle aged woman filling her entire hand basket with these discounted aged cheddar blocks, hand movements frantic and eyes set with determination. i reached over and grabbed a block from the discount bin. she snapped out of her reverie and quietly asked "do you want some more?" i said no i only want one block. she looked horrified. are you sure, she asked. yeah, i responded, plunking the block in next to my spinach. she began explaining that she and her friends really like this particular cheese. she sounded horrified. she was stumbling on her own words. i left quickly, feeling like i walked into something i shouldnt have seen. a private moment between this woman and her cheeses. i hope she is doing okay and is eating her cheese.

grocery store: sheriffsunshine: danielkanhai: i like when you're in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it's a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they're confirming it's money. "don't bother counting it, it's all there. 12." then they always pick one up and inspect it like, "yeah, it's grade A alright..the real deal." People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut Source: danielkanhai

grocery store: OUGN CEREAL CEREAL WANT WANT CEREAL IN REACH CEREAL IN G22 One day when I was trying to knock down cereal from the top shelf of the grocery store I accidentally hit someone on the other side of the aisle. [OC]

One day when I was trying to knock down cereal from the top shelf of the grocery store I accidentally hit someone on the other side of th...

grocery store: I went to the grocery store and they now have a parking spot for Fat guys that like to grill. That's so considerate.

grocery store: RAISIN FR SRAN ARBITER IN THE GROCERY STORE ANTAGE REOED SHREDDED WHEAT SHREDD WHEA AR Bi Apha Bits S WH TAKES N FUKES ORN CORN HONE RAKES KES COm WHAT WILL HE BUY Image: Katrina Witkane imgflip.com slimeonline: happy halo day (and a secret one, under the cut) Keep reading

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grocery store: Killing yourself in a grocery store Selb-checkout .

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grocery store: Killing yourself in a grocery store Self-checkout Me irl

Me irl

grocery store: Killing yourself in a grocery store Self-checkout (CF Me irl by ATTINI300 MORE MEMES

Me irl by ATTINI300 MORE MEMES

grocery store: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy The two Jehovah's Witnesses that always come to my door are alarmingly buff. Like, muscles- straining-through-their-white-dress-shirts buff. I don't even have a joke to make about this, guys. I just feel like you should know that I am plagued by these righteously jacked proselytizers and that, for whatever reason, I'm constantly running into them at the grocery store and they always ask me how my cat is doing. It's really somethin. gnathix they must do jehovahs fitness a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy FUCK. HOW DID I MISS THAT. Jehovah’s Fitness

Jehovah’s Fitness

grocery store: Me at the grocery store: shoot do l have eggs? I can't remember if I got eggs. I should get eggs just in case. My actual fridge at home: the-memedaddy: meirl Who in the ACTUAL FUCK keeps milk in a goddamn drawer whatthefuckshit

the-memedaddy: meirl Who in the ACTUAL FUCK keeps milk in a goddamn drawer whatthefuckshit

grocery store: Me at the grocery store: shoot do l have eggs? I can't remember if I got eggs. I should get eggs just in case. My actual fridge at home: meirl

meirl

grocery store: I went to the grocery store and they now have a parking spot for Fat guys that like to grill. That's so considerate. we need more of those

we need more of those

grocery store: HEY!IKNOWYOU alafhy alamy alamy LETS CATCH UP LOUDLYGLANCE AT ANDIGNORE PEOPLE TRYING TO GET BY US PROMISE TO KEEPIN TOUCH AND NEVER SPEAK AGAIN alay alamy stock photo ВЗЕН88 www.alamy.com In at least one aisle of every grocery store in the world.

In at least one aisle of every grocery store in the world.

grocery store: HEY!IKNOWYOU alafhy alamy alamy LETS CATCH UP LOUDLYGLANCE AT ANDIGNORE PEOPLE TRYING TO GET BY US PROMISE TO KEEPIN TOUCH AND NEVER SPEAK AGAIN alay alamy stock photo ВЗЕН88 www.alamy.com In at least one aisle of every grocery store in the world.

In at least one aisle of every grocery store in the world.

grocery store: In at least one aisle of every grocery store in the world.

In at least one aisle of every grocery store in the world.

grocery store: Carl is going to the grocery store 199 .6514 What do you want Carl to get for you? What do you guys want

What do you guys want

grocery store: Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone Older men at the grocery store talk on speakerphone to their wives with the same volume and urgency of an army radio operator under heavy enemy fire: "I REPEAT. ARE WE OUT OF MILK?!"

grocery store: Rebecca Watson @rebeccawatson I fucking hate grocery store check out screens asking me if want to donate $20 to end child hunger or whatever. You're a $10 billion corporation. I'm using a coupon to get 50 cents off a bag of potatos. Why don't YOU donate $20 to end child hunger 2:16 PM 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone Uber Humor Steve hot! failnation: Virtue signaling

failnation: Virtue signaling

grocery store: When you only have 1 item in the line at the grocery store and the person in front of you lets you go ahead of them Because that's what heroes do laughoutloud-club: Thanks :)

laughoutloud-club: Thanks :)

grocery store: R re I fucking hate grocery store check out screens asking me if I want to donate $20 to end child hunger or whatever. You're a $10 billion corporation. I'm using a coupon to get 50 cents off a bag of potatos. Why don't YOU donate $20 to end child hunger WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'M RIGHT This is poor anger

This is poor anger

grocery store: Rebecca Watson @rebeccawatson I fucking hate grocery store check out screens asking me if l want to donate $20 to end child hunger or whatever. You're a $10 billion corporation. I'm using a coupon to get 50 cents off a bag of potatos. Why don't YOU donate $20 to end child hunger 2:16 PM 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone You do it

You do it

grocery store: roswell-newton-vargas I unironically adore weird teenagers who don't know exactly what the hell is going on yet. This kid came in for a job interview at the grocery store today wearing very nice slacks and suspenders and a bow tie, with his lil pink hair all done up, and l'm just like, "Oh, we gotta hire this kid. He kicks ass. Motherfucker's going to groceries and we couldn't stop him if we tried. prom He's my manager now; I only answer to grocery prom kid."

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