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Birthday, Children, and Crying: ERIDIEN darecrow: Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”
Birthday, Children, and Crying: ERIDIEN
darecrow:

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

darecrow: Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn...

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Being Alone, Cheating, and Crazy: And you guys have the nerve
 to call me a liar you had the
 nerve to try and act like my
 friend stand and see the
 sadness I was in friend me on
 Facebook, and then post
 pictures of my husband that
 you came from
 by God knows who to
 probably purposely interfere
 and feed him lies or you both
 were in on it together, COPS
 thats Who you both probably
 work for or you recruited him
 and he really did love me in
 the beginning your probably
 not even the real girl he was
 talking to l bet your whole
 identity fake, well l'm going to
 find out everything about you
 who you both are, and if it's
 the last thing I ever dol
 promise you that now l'm
 taking the private
 investigatorsrt on A
 and proof he, hired and
 sent
 You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More

 paid, to purposely inflict
 mental duress and trigger my
 PTSD I thought the was you
 on the nanny cam but see
 that's why A didn't get a
 dime, because he Was sloppy
 in the beginning And
 betweens, I knew he was
 cheating and using me and
 apart of publicly outing me
 after the wedding to create
 mental dehabilitation ive got
 all your names identities and
 pictures but atleastni figured
 it out before I was stupid
 enough to buy a car or pay a
 attorney it's you and him that
 hack my electronics vou were
 the one moving my stuff and
 hiding it when you were over
 here fucking him you both are
 perfect for each other
 psychopaths liars users and
 snakes but I promise you if l
 do it with my last breath I'm
 going to mak J 'e he goes to
 jail and if I'm лу I'll get all of
 You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More

 jail and if l'm lucky l'll get all of
 you sent to jail. I just wonder
 though for he was recruited
 just b4 the wedding or from
 the beginning something tells
 me that it was from the
 beginning.. Karma so going to
 get you, and misery you
 caused and cause others will
 fall upon your life's and souls
 the child your bearing will
 carry your sins, the Hapiness
 you stole all for money or
 other things of this world
 you'll pay for with your souls.
 But my life long torture ends
 today no longer will any of you
 win, no longer will I fall for
 your mind games I'm going to
 fight back and win win win,
 you guys are something else
 all the proof I have when we
 go to court and I know that
 your not the only girl S
 aka P is involved but vou
 know what th lians say
 laugh now cry <er... You think
 You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More

 laugh now cry later... You think
 your going to get away but
 this isnt American soil this is
 Canadian land this is the
 queens country where we are
 guided by humans rights and
 truly governed by the UN. And
 the UN has no tolerance for
 Gangstalking! And tell A
 I'm not signing anything 'II
 see him behind bars I'm going
 to make sure all the evidence
 is displayed in divorce court
 too he can say 911 calls that l
 abused him little does he
 know I have recordings of the
 calls where vou can see him
 putting on this grandiose
 display of false crys all while
 smiling... I know I've been
 knew he was dirty A with
 the tiny tinky dick. The life
 insurance he pulled out in my
 name, this time I'm not going
 to let me be the sacrifice
 because I'm focused sober
 and mentally grounded no
 You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More

 to let me be the sacrifice
 because I'm focused sober
 and mentally grounded no
 longer are my thoughts
 emotional there logical and
 intellectual get ready for me to
 expose who and what you ppl
 really are with God has my
 leader and archangel Michael
 my protectors will conquer
 and destroy this evil
 psychopathic cult/USGovt
 extension although now with
 proof you exist and names
 photos recordings I don't think
 the govt of Canada will be to
 pleased that the US has beern
 running unsanctioned
 operations within their
 borders.and nowI think it's
 time for thevUSB to be
 released
 You lost your mind. Leave
 me alone
 You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More
This lady is convinced my fiancé is her husband in disguise. She thinks one of my friends is a bounty hunter from Texas sent by the Mexican cartel to steal her inheritance and ruin her relationship. (Idk if this belongs here, I didn't know where else to post this.)

This lady is convinced my fiancé is her husband in disguise. She thinks one of my friends is a bounty hunter from Texas sent by the Mexican ...

Dad, Internet, and Prince: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger v l collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded thegreenpea: outofpocket-prince: silent-calling: You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices. You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room. My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to. I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho. Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph
Dad, Internet, and Prince: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle)
 @MGigger
 v
 l collect all cell phones and iPads from
 the kids at night and keep them in my
 room
 Last night those little ***holes all set
 alarms to go off at various times
 throughout the night.
 I'm impressed with their ingenuity and
 team effort.
 They're all grounded
thegreenpea:
outofpocket-prince:


silent-calling:


You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.
You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room. 


My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to. 
I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.


Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

thegreenpea: outofpocket-prince: silent-calling: You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices. You teach them tea...

Dad, Internet, and Prince: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger v l collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded thegreenpea: outofpocket-prince: silent-calling: You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices. You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room. My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to. I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho. Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph
Dad, Internet, and Prince: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle)
 @MGigger
 v
 l collect all cell phones and iPads from
 the kids at night and keep them in my
 room
 Last night those little ***holes all set
 alarms to go off at various times
 throughout the night.
 I'm impressed with their ingenuity and
 team effort.
 They're all grounded
thegreenpea:
outofpocket-prince:


silent-calling:


You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.
You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room. 


My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to. 
I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.


Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

thegreenpea: outofpocket-prince: silent-calling: You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices. You teach them tea...

Advice, Children, and Computers: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle v @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my oom Last night those little **holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort They're all grounded kx* silent-calling You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room outofpocket-prince My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We leaned computer security just because my dad didn't want us to I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho thegreenpea Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph lyinginbedmon Literally every single "protect your children" system from the 90s was broken within weeks by the collective ingenuity of the children they were used against. tomannynotebooks I wasnt and never will be good with computers but I would figure out my moms password and change the parental controlls over how long I could be on. Eventually I just labeled my own user as admin and made her and dad normal users.... I stole full con 73,288 notes advice-animal: Kids vs technology restrictions
Advice, Children, and Computers: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle v
 @MGigger
 I collect all cell phones and iPads from
 the kids at night and keep them in my
 oom
 Last night those little **holes all set
 alarms to go off at various times
 throughout the night.
 I'm impressed with their ingenuity and
 team effort
 They're all grounded
 kx*
 silent-calling
 You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices
 You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your
 room
 outofpocket-prince
 My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under
 direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I
 reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password
 guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and
 figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the
 hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even
 more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We
 leaned computer security just because my dad didn't want us to
 I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to
 porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site
 so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho
 thegreenpea
 Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing
 when I saw the last paragraph
 lyinginbedmon
 Literally every single "protect your children" system from the 90s was broken
 within weeks by the collective ingenuity of the children they were used against.
 tomannynotebooks
 I wasnt and never will be good with computers but I would figure out my moms
 password and change the parental controlls over how long I could be on.
 Eventually I just labeled my own user as admin and made her and dad normal
 users.... I stole full con
 73,288 notes
advice-animal:

Kids vs technology restrictions

advice-animal: Kids vs technology restrictions

Children, Computers, and Dad: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle v @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my oom Last night those little **holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort They're all grounded kx* silent-calling You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room outofpocket-prince My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We leaned computer security just because my dad didn't want us to I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho thegreenpea Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph lyinginbedmon Literally every single "protect your children" system from the 90s was broken within weeks by the collective ingenuity of the children they were used against. tomannynotebooks I wasnt and never will be good with computers but I would figure out my moms password and change the parental controlls over how long I could be on. Eventually I just labeled my own user as admin and made her and dad normal users.... I stole full con 73,288 notes Kids vs technology restrictions
Children, Computers, and Dad: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle v
 @MGigger
 I collect all cell phones and iPads from
 the kids at night and keep them in my
 oom
 Last night those little **holes all set
 alarms to go off at various times
 throughout the night.
 I'm impressed with their ingenuity and
 team effort
 They're all grounded
 kx*
 silent-calling
 You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices
 You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your
 room
 outofpocket-prince
 My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under
 direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I
 reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password
 guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and
 figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the
 hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even
 more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We
 leaned computer security just because my dad didn't want us to
 I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to
 porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site
 so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho
 thegreenpea
 Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing
 when I saw the last paragraph
 lyinginbedmon
 Literally every single "protect your children" system from the 90s was broken
 within weeks by the collective ingenuity of the children they were used against.
 tomannynotebooks
 I wasnt and never will be good with computers but I would figure out my moms
 password and change the parental controlls over how long I could be on.
 Eventually I just labeled my own user as admin and made her and dad normal
 users.... I stole full con
 73,288 notes
Kids vs technology restrictions

Kids vs technology restrictions