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Guess: I guess I’m in the negatives now by TabletGlitch8000 MORE MEMES
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I guess I’m in the negatives now by TabletGlitch8000 MORE MEMES

Guess: I guess I’m in the negatives now
Guess: I guess I’m in the negatives now

I guess I’m in the negatives now

Guess: Did I take the joke too far? Well, guess not
Guess: Did I take the joke too far? Well, guess not

Did I take the joke too far? Well, guess not

Guess: omg-humor: BLM comes first I guess.
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BLM comes first I guess.

omg-humor: BLM comes first I guess.

Guess: I guess I’m really dumb.
Guess: I guess I’m really dumb.

I guess I’m really dumb.

Guess: justcatposts: Bruce doesn’t want my phone to charge, so I guess I’m not charging it (via)
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Bruce doesn’t want my phone to charge, so I guess I’m not charging it (via)

justcatposts: Bruce doesn’t want my phone to charge, so I guess I’m not charging it (via)

Guess: Guess she must be reptilian by Crescentnobody MORE MEMES
Guess: Guess she must be reptilian by Crescentnobody
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Guess she must be reptilian by Crescentnobody MORE MEMES

Guess: Guess she must be reptilian
Guess: Guess she must be reptilian

Guess she must be reptilian

Guess: I guess selective memory works on vocabulary too. by mymatt1 MORE MEMES
Guess: I guess selective memory works on vocabulary too. by mymatt1
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I guess selective memory works on vocabulary too. by mymatt1 MORE MEMES

Guess: I guess PetCo is not getting Kimberly’s business any time soon
Guess: I guess PetCo is not getting Kimberly’s business any time soon

I guess PetCo is not getting Kimberly’s business any time soon

Guess: inquisitorhotpants: burntcopper: futureevilscientist: optimysticals: uovoc: konec0: sleepyferret: shitfacedanon: dat-soldier: sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up. So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him. The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off. Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes. did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out This just keeps getting better I fucking love history. ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire. The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked. On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro” and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing. and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave. Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat.  and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked. Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river. Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy.  Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows. Zhuge Liang is legend. I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History. If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff. Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this: Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes. Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D
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burntcopper:

futureevilscientist:

optimysticals:

uovoc:

konec0:

sleepyferret:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

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back the fuck up


There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out


This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok
so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire.
The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked.
On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap
When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro”
and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes
wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing.
and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave.
Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat. 
and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked.

Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river.
Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy. 
Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows.
Zhuge Liang is legend.

I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History.

If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff.
Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this:
Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang

I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes.

Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D

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Guess: I guess PetCo is not getting Kimberly’s business any time soon
Guess: I guess PetCo is not getting Kimberly’s business any time soon

I guess PetCo is not getting Kimberly’s business any time soon

Guess: Let me guess, they were asking for it by NotMyFaultImMoody MORE MEMES
Guess: Let me guess, they were asking for it by NotMyFaultImMoody
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Let me guess, they were asking for it by NotMyFaultImMoody MORE MEMES

Guess: I guess the world didn’t buy the right insurance.
Guess: I guess the world didn’t buy the right insurance.

I guess the world didn’t buy the right insurance.

Guess: I guess the world didn’t buy the right insurance.
Guess: I guess the world didn’t buy the right insurance.

I guess the world didn’t buy the right insurance.

Guess: Guess who got unmatched tonight
Guess: Guess who got unmatched tonight

Guess who got unmatched tonight

Guess: I guess we all know where this is going
Guess: I guess we all know where this is going

I guess we all know where this is going

Guess: Guess I’m just dirty minded
Guess: Guess I’m just dirty minded

Guess I’m just dirty minded

Guess: cursed-40k-thoughts: randomnightlord: cursed-40k-thoughts: randomnightlord: a-40k-author: The new art of Warhammer 40000.  Blood Angels with a glowing coffin? Don’t tell me GW will bring back Sanguinius. I honestly would quite like that, providing they do a good job of narratively justifying and explaining it. The follow up potential of Roboute and Lion and even the traitor Primarchs getting to see/interact with the brother they all saw as the best of them would be super interesting. Providing, again it was done well.That said, I’m also kind of into the idea that the new C’tan-looking angel thing the Necrons have is some kind of AI replication of Sangy, given it has the wings and a big spear and we know Necrontyr would make AI personalities of dead people they deeply respected, and that Szarekh really liked Sangy and thought he would have been a good Emperor.Super unlikely, but I digress. If it’s done well, Sanguinius coming back would be pretty damned cool. I mean….I guess?I would just be kinda salty if the damn Angel would return before any new Night Lords content releases.Yes I know I am beating a dead bat at this point but still I mean, yeah, obviously loyalist Astartes oversaturation remains a pertinent and ongoing issue. I’ve been fairly vocal about that multiple times. I’m just saying that the narrative potential surrounding a Sanguinius comeback is promising. I’m intimately aware that Chaos and Xenos and Guard need more attention on multiple fronts. On all fronts tbh
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randomnightlord:

cursed-40k-thoughts:

randomnightlord:
a-40k-author:
The new art of Warhammer 40000. 


Blood Angels with a glowing coffin?
Don’t tell me GW will bring back Sanguinius. 

I honestly would quite like that, providing they do a good job of narratively justifying and explaining it. The follow up potential of Roboute and Lion and even the traitor Primarchs getting to see/interact with the brother they all saw as the best of them would be super interesting. Providing, again it was done well.That said, I’m also kind of into the idea that the new C’tan-looking angel thing the Necrons have is some kind of AI replication of Sangy, given it has the wings and a big spear and we know Necrontyr would make AI personalities of dead people they deeply respected, and that Szarekh really liked Sangy and thought he would have been a good Emperor.Super unlikely, but I digress. If it’s done well, Sanguinius coming back would be pretty damned cool. 


I mean….I guess?I would just be kinda salty if the damn Angel would return before any new Night Lords content releases.Yes I know I am beating a dead bat at this point but still


I mean, yeah, obviously loyalist Astartes oversaturation remains a pertinent and ongoing issue. I’ve been fairly vocal about that multiple times. I’m just saying that the narrative potential surrounding a Sanguinius comeback is promising. I’m intimately aware that Chaos and Xenos and Guard need more attention on multiple fronts. 


On all fronts tbh

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Guess: Took a shot of this guy yesterday, guess he wasn’t too happy about it.
Guess: Took a shot of this guy yesterday, guess he wasn’t too happy about it.

Took a shot of this guy yesterday, guess he wasn’t too happy about it.

Guess: Well then…I guess you have GREAT taste in men.
Guess: Well then…I guess you have GREAT taste in men.

Well then…I guess you have GREAT taste in men.

Guess: Idk title I guess
Guess: Idk title I guess

Idk title I guess

Guess: Took a shot of this guy yesterday, guess he wasn’t too happy about it.
Guess: Took a shot of this guy yesterday, guess he wasn’t too happy about it.

Took a shot of this guy yesterday, guess he wasn’t too happy about it.

Guess: Took a shot of this guy yesterday, guess he wasn’t too happy about it.
Guess: Took a shot of this guy yesterday, guess he wasn’t too happy about it.

Took a shot of this guy yesterday, guess he wasn’t too happy about it.

Guess: I guess it is wireless…
Guess: I guess it is wireless…

I guess it is wireless…

Guess: Anyone guess this month?
Guess: Anyone guess this month?

Anyone guess this month?

Guess: Anyone guess this month?
Guess: Anyone guess this month?

Anyone guess this month?

Guess: I guess this is the worst time to post this meme.
Guess: I guess this is the worst time to post this meme.

I guess this is the worst time to post this meme.

Guess: I guess this is the worst time to post this meme. by AdityaBiswabandhu MORE MEMES
Guess: I guess this is the worst time to post this meme. by AdityaBiswabandhu
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Guess: I guess life is extra hard for some
Guess: I guess life is extra hard for some

I guess life is extra hard for some

Guess: [OC] I guess that means I win
Guess: [OC] I guess that means I win

[OC] I guess that means I win

Guess: Guess it’s my brithday tonight :/
Guess: Guess it’s my brithday tonight :/

Guess it’s my brithday tonight :/

Guess: Alright lads guess were playing frisbee now.
Guess: Alright lads guess were playing frisbee now.

Alright lads guess were playing frisbee now.

Guess: I guess that means I win.
Guess: I guess that means I win.

I guess that means I win.

Guess: Yeah, I guess. by thedarkestrai MORE MEMES
Guess: Yeah, I guess. by thedarkestrai
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Yeah, I guess. by thedarkestrai MORE MEMES

Guess: Yeah, I guess.
Guess: Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, I guess.

Guess: Guess whooo
Guess: Guess whooo

Guess whooo

Guess: Guess whooo by J_Man2743 MORE MEMES
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Guess: Guess i’ll not answer
Guess: Guess i’ll not answer

Guess i’ll not answer

Guess: Well… fuck you i guess
Guess: Well… fuck you i guess

Well… fuck you i guess

Guess: We have four kittens and he only lets this one sit on him… guess we know which one we gotta keep (via)
Guess: We have four kittens and he only lets this one sit on him… guess we know which one we gotta keep (via)

We have four kittens and he only lets this one sit on him… guess we know which one we gotta keep (via)

Guess: can they please stop embarrassing mankind? guess not.
Guess: can they please stop embarrassing mankind? guess not.

can they please stop embarrassing mankind? guess not.

Guess: thesassyducks: Guess how many chick is there 😍  (via)
Guess: thesassyducks:
Guess how many chick is there 😍 
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thesassyducks: Guess how many chick is there 😍  (via)

Guess: it’s the thought that counts, i guess?
Guess: it’s the thought that counts, i guess?

it’s the thought that counts, i guess?

Guess: Welp, guess I’ll die
Guess: Welp, guess I’ll die

Welp, guess I’ll die

Guess: Welp, guess I’ll die by Psych_Riot MORE MEMES
Guess: Welp, guess I’ll die by Psych_Riot
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Guess: I guess India is a superpower afterall
Guess: I guess India is a superpower afterall

I guess India is a superpower afterall