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    gumbo: She wants authentic Gumbo by Kelly240361
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    gumbo: KIC
 STA
 10
 Here's a salutary lesson for anyone who uses Original
 Source mint and tea tree shower gel for the first time. It's
 pretty strong stuff. How strong? THIS strong.
 I Know, I Need To Stop Talking
 Yesterday at 2:35am
 Um, Original Source.. can we talk?
 I'd like to take you back to around 6.45am this morning, when I stepped
 into my bath, and found that my usual, rather innocuous bottle of shower
 gel (Waitrose essentials, Rose) had run out. A tad irritating, but
 fortuitously, I had a solution close to hand. A brand new, unopened bottle
 of your very own Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel. My bodily cleanliness was
 assured once more. I breathed a sigh of relief
 I took the Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel and began to work it into a lather
 I applied it to first one leg, then the other, and shaved them diligently
 (Yes, feel free to be impressed at my commitment to body defoliation at
 6.45am on a Wednesday morning. I was too.) So far, so good.
 I washed my arms and shaved underneath them. I washed my neck,
 breasts, stomach and back. Thus far, it had been a positively first class
 bathing experience.
 And then.
 AND THEN.
 Oh. Dear, God.
 MY VAGINA WAS ABLAZE
 "MY FUCKING FLAPS!!!!"
 For a moment, I wasn't entirely sure what had happened. Had I repeated
 the never to be forgotten error when I managed to apply hair removal
 cream which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom? Had a
 stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch?
 BECAUSE IT FUCKING FELT LIKE IT
 Yes, Original Source, your innocuous looking green bottle of so called
 shower gel, it turns out, is an absolute fucking liability. MY FLAPS WERE
 ON FUCKING FIRE. I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it
 contained gasoline. It did not. There was a warning though. 'KEEP AWAY
 FROM EYES. Keep away from eyes? KEEP AWAY FROM EYES? Franky
 my eyes were the least of my problems right now.
 I frantically scrubbed my flaps, which by now felt as though they were
 being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli
 sauce. 7,929 tingling leaves' claimed the front of the bottle. Tingling?
 TINGLING? This wasn't tingling my minge. It was starting a fucking bush
 fire down there. (Pun entirely intended. You can thank me later.)
 Some twelve hours later, my front bottom has finally calmed down, though
 may well be suffering from as yet unconfirmed PTSD. My eyes have
 eventually stopped watering. And so, in the interests of public safety, I
 thought I would pen you this missive.
 May I suggest a rebranding of the front of your bottles of Mint and Tea
 Tree Shower Gel? Something along the lines of the following:
 7,927 tingling leaves which will accost your genitalia until it screams for
 mercy
 If nothing else, it will certainly stand out on the shelf
 Anyways, thanks for brightening up my morning. And my front bottom,
 which has never been so lively
 Kisses, IKINTST xxx
 She's not the alone one to have had such an experience.
 Mary E Sparrow We have a bottle of this and I
 made the same mistake! And then to add fuel to
 the fire, shaved my delicate area! My husband and
 our son also made the mistake of applying it to
 their bobby danglers and let's just say their golden
 balls shot back up inside their bodies and didn't
 come out again for days!!! So we feel your pain
 and reading this I cried laughing, partly in mirth
 and partly discomfort at the memory
 Wendy Tinsley I'm assuming its a similar
 sensation to when your dick of a Husband
 replaces the andrex bum wipes with flash lemon
 fresh wipes... Was like my minnie has been dipped
 Fiona Neale I used this on my little boy when he
 was tiny, didn't think about the effects. As soon as
 I had scrubbed him clean he announced that his
 winky had pins and needles'. He sat for an hour
 with a cold flannel on him and still likes to remind
 me of his trauma
 Of couse there must be someone like it
 Kirren Gumbo Summers I find it quite refreshing, V
 especially if used to clean your ring, it's like having
 a midget that's eaten extra strong mints, blow on
 your rusty bullet hole all day- most welcome in the
 midst of summer
Woman’s hilarious ‘flaps on fire’ rant goes viral after using Original Source mint shower gel
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                gumbo: KIC
 STA
 10
 Here's a salutary lesson for anyone who uses Original
 Source mint and tea tree shower gel for the first time. It's
 pretty strong stuff. How strong? THIS strong.
 I Know, I Need To Stop Talking
 Yesterday at 2:35am
 Um, Original Source.. can we talk?
 I'd like to take you back to around 6.45am this morning, when I stepped
 into my bath, and found that my usual, rather innocuous bottle of shower
 gel (Waitrose essentials, Rose) had run out. A tad irritating, but
 fortuitously, I had a solution close to hand. A brand new, unopened bottle
 of your very own Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel. My bodily cleanliness was
 assured once more. I breathed a sigh of relief
 I took the Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel and began to work it into a lather
 I applied it to first one leg, then the other, and shaved them diligently
 (Yes, feel free to be impressed at my commitment to body defoliation at
 6.45am on a Wednesday morning. I was too.) So far, so good.
 I washed my arms and shaved underneath them. I washed my neck,
 breasts, stomach and back. Thus far, it had been a positively first class
 bathing experience.
 And then.
 AND THEN.
 Oh. Dear, God.
 MY VAGINA WAS ABLAZE
 "MY FUCKING FLAPS!!!!"
 For a moment, I wasn't entirely sure what had happened. Had I repeated
 the never to be forgotten error when I managed to apply hair removal
 cream which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom? Had a
 stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch?
 BECAUSE IT FUCKING FELT LIKE IT
 Yes, Original Source, your innocuous looking green bottle of so called
 shower gel, it turns out, is an absolute fucking liability. MY FLAPS WERE
 ON FUCKING FIRE. I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it
 contained gasoline. It did not. There was a warning though. 'KEEP AWAY
 FROM EYES. Keep away from eyes? KEEP AWAY FROM EYES? Franky
 my eyes were the least of my problems right now.
 I frantically scrubbed my flaps, which by now felt as though they were
 being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli
 sauce. 7,929 tingling leaves' claimed the front of the bottle. Tingling?
 TINGLING? This wasn't tingling my minge. It was starting a fucking bush
 fire down there. (Pun entirely intended. You can thank me later.)
 Some twelve hours later, my front bottom has finally calmed down, though
 may well be suffering from as yet unconfirmed PTSD. My eyes have
 eventually stopped watering. And so, in the interests of public safety, I
 thought I would pen you this missive.
 May I suggest a rebranding of the front of your bottles of Mint and Tea
 Tree Shower Gel? Something along the lines of the following:
 7,927 tingling leaves which will accost your genitalia until it screams for
 mercy
 If nothing else, it will certainly stand out on the shelf
 Anyways, thanks for brightening up my morning. And my front bottom,
 which has never been so lively
 Kisses, IKINTST xxx
 She's not the alone one to have had such an experience.
 Mary E Sparrow We have a bottle of this and I
 made the same mistake! And then to add fuel to
 the fire, shaved my delicate area! My husband and
 our son also made the mistake of applying it to
 their bobby danglers and let's just say their golden
 balls shot back up inside their bodies and didn't
 come out again for days!!! So we feel your pain
 and reading this I cried laughing, partly in mirth
 and partly discomfort at the memory
 Wendy Tinsley I'm assuming its a similar
 sensation to when your dick of a Husband
 replaces the andrex bum wipes with flash lemon
 fresh wipes... Was like my minnie has been dipped
 Fiona Neale I used this on my little boy when he
 was tiny, didn't think about the effects. As soon as
 I had scrubbed him clean he announced that his
 winky had pins and needles'. He sat for an hour
 with a cold flannel on him and still likes to remind
 me of his trauma
 Of couse there must be someone like it
 Kirren Gumbo Summers I find it quite refreshing, V
 especially if used to clean your ring, it's like having
 a midget that's eaten extra strong mints, blow on
 your rusty bullet hole all day- most welcome in the
 midst of summer
Woman’s hilarious ‘flaps on fire’ rant goes viral after using Original Source mint shower gel
                
            

            
            
Woman’s hilarious ‘flaps on fire’ rant goes viral after using Original Source mint shower gel

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    gumbo: When they ask if your order is
 together or separate and your
 crush says 'together
 ON
 WASHINGTO
 BRADLEY BEAL e
 OHN WALL
Bitches be think they slick when you say you about to pay for their meal. I'm in McDonalds bout to pick up some food before I go home because I don't want to eat my grandfathers chicken foot gumbo. I'm ordering when I see some flossed out bad bitch struggling to pay for her food. Bruh I was ready to take her down on that mcdonalds counter and that's word to CHRIS Brown. I start small talk while she look for her money, when she was about to pay I had some spear change to pay for her meal. She cocked that neck back and looked at me. She knew she was fucking with a baller. By the looks of it she probably gave BOMB neck too. I had to go in for the kill. Im a real niqqa so I take my $1 sweet tea cup and fill it up with sprite. Mcdonalds had me Fvcked up thinking I'm spending $2.49 for a large soft drink. As im mixing my lean over by the soda dispenser she says "Thank you your such a gentleman cutie pie " I sip my lean slowly so I can be trippy before I try to take her back to the crib and give her my "BIG MAC". That's when she says "my boyfriend loves these snack wraps and nuggets". BOYFRIEND ? Bruh my eyes opened wide the way the anime characters look when they get they shit Rocked. I was ready to slap the MC-SHIT out this bitch bruh. Nah I wasn't taking that L. I snatched that mcdonalds bag out her hand. I ain't captain feed a hoe, I ain't feeding her and her nigga. I left mcdonalds hungry and stressed. She snitched and told her boyfriend. I had to hit that Dragon Ball teleport shit to get home. I forgot my lean on the counter. The bitch didn't even put sauce in the bag. Moral of the story. Don't beat Ya meat with Hand sanitizer.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                gumbo: When they ask if your order is
 together or separate and your
 crush says 'together
 ON
 WASHINGTO
 BRADLEY BEAL e
 OHN WALL
Bitches be think they slick when you say you about to pay for their meal. I'm in McDonalds bout to pick up some food before I go home because I don't want to eat my grandfathers chicken foot gumbo. I'm ordering when I see some flossed out bad bitch struggling to pay for her food. Bruh I was ready to take her down on that mcdonalds counter and that's word to CHRIS Brown. I start small talk while she look for her money, when she was about to pay I had some spear change to pay for her meal. She cocked that neck back and looked at me. She knew she was fucking with a baller. By the looks of it she probably gave BOMB neck too. I had to go in for the kill. Im a real niqqa so I take my $1 sweet tea cup and fill it up with sprite. Mcdonalds had me Fvcked up thinking I'm spending $2.49 for a large soft drink. As im mixing my lean over by the soda dispenser she says "Thank you your such a gentleman cutie pie " I sip my lean slowly so I can be trippy before I try to take her back to the crib and give her my "BIG MAC". That's when she says "my boyfriend loves these snack wraps and nuggets". BOYFRIEND ? Bruh my eyes opened wide the way the anime characters look when they get they shit Rocked. I was ready to slap the MC-SHIT out this bitch bruh. Nah I wasn't taking that L. I snatched that mcdonalds bag out her hand. I ain't captain feed a hoe, I ain't feeding her and her nigga. I left mcdonalds hungry and stressed. She snitched and told her boyfriend. I had to hit that Dragon Ball teleport shit to get home. I forgot my lean on the counter. The bitch didn't even put sauce in the bag. Moral of the story. Don't beat Ya meat with Hand sanitizer.
                
            

            
            
Bitches be think they slick when you say you about to pay for their meal. I'm in McDonalds bout to pick up some food before I go home bec...