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Animals, Ass, and Be Like: u/AndrewY17 1d i.redd.it This is why i cant get house @DrSmashlove A lot of times at work when u ask somebody how they doing, they say โ€œokโ€, โ€œehโ€, โ€œIโ€™m alrightโ€, โ€œTIRED LOLโ€, โ€œughโ€, โ€œis it Friday yetโ€. U feel me? U reply in a slouchy, exhausted manner. But see Bruh one of my partners at the firm named Todd, he ainโ€™t like that. He small. Real small, like if u had a running start and played soccer as a kid, u could punt the him across the city lol. But he always got a fresh haircut. Always rock a nice pastel Hermรจs tie with lil animals on it. Always got his shoes shined. And when u ask him how he doing, he got one reply, always: โ€œKILLING IT.โ€ Iโ€™m dead ass. Thatโ€™s what he say every time: โ€œKILLING ITโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚. Sometimes he say it aggressively: โ€œKILLING IT ๐Ÿ˜ณ.โ€ Sometimes he say it in a sing-songy manner: โ€œkilling it โ˜บ๏ธ.โ€ But regardless, itโ€™s always the same. Homeboy is a caveman. Donโ€™t let the Ferragamo loafers fool u. He got his spear out and he ready to slay this MF Work. He ainโ€™t doing work. He bout to GIVE U THIS WORK. U feel me? U GON GET ALL THIS WORK ๐Ÿ˜‚. He gon talk his sh!t and he gon dance. And thatโ€™s what he do. Iโ€™ve pitched clients with him and dudeโ€™s talk game is majestic. He pitch clients in areas of work we never done before and he make it sound like this is all we do. I ask him โ€œbruv. How did u just do that? We donโ€™t even do this type of work?โ€ And he say โ€œsmash, relax. Weโ€™ll โ€˜ham and eggโ€™ it.โ€ I donโ€™t eat pork but I know exactly what dude mean and I say it all the time. It means โ€œweโ€™ll figure it out.โ€ Be like Todd bruv. Get into work. Kill it. Never be intimidated by something u never done before. Identify a co worker with experience in this area and say โ€œhey Karen can I take you to coffee and chat a little bit about a task Iโ€™ve been assigned that I havenโ€™t done before?โ€ Sheโ€™ll never turn u down. NOBODY TURN DOWN FREE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES IN OCTOBER LOL. Investment: $4. Return on investment: immeasurable, because U gained a skill set. Kill it. Ham and Egg it. (Halal ham tho. Like ham made from beef ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚). Be enthusiastic. Be a winner. U get me! Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Animals, Ass, and Be Like: u/AndrewY17 1d i.redd.it
 This is why i cant get
 house
 @DrSmashlove
A lot of times at work when u ask somebody how they doing, they say โ€œokโ€, โ€œehโ€, โ€œIโ€™m alrightโ€, โ€œTIRED LOLโ€, โ€œughโ€, โ€œis it Friday yetโ€. U feel me? U reply in a slouchy, exhausted manner. But see Bruh one of my partners at the firm named Todd, he ainโ€™t like that. He small. Real small, like if u had a running start and played soccer as a kid, u could punt the him across the city lol. But he always got a fresh haircut. Always rock a nice pastel Hermรจs tie with lil animals on it. Always got his shoes shined. And when u ask him how he doing, he got one reply, always: โ€œKILLING IT.โ€ Iโ€™m dead ass. Thatโ€™s what he say every time: โ€œKILLING ITโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚. Sometimes he say it aggressively: โ€œKILLING IT ๐Ÿ˜ณ.โ€ Sometimes he say it in a sing-songy manner: โ€œkilling it โ˜บ๏ธ.โ€ But regardless, itโ€™s always the same. Homeboy is a caveman. Donโ€™t let the Ferragamo loafers fool u. He got his spear out and he ready to slay this MF Work. He ainโ€™t doing work. He bout to GIVE U THIS WORK. U feel me? U GON GET ALL THIS WORK ๐Ÿ˜‚. He gon talk his sh!t and he gon dance. And thatโ€™s what he do. Iโ€™ve pitched clients with him and dudeโ€™s talk game is majestic. He pitch clients in areas of work we never done before and he make it sound like this is all we do. I ask him โ€œbruv. How did u just do that? We donโ€™t even do this type of work?โ€ And he say โ€œsmash, relax. Weโ€™ll โ€˜ham and eggโ€™ it.โ€ I donโ€™t eat pork but I know exactly what dude mean and I say it all the time. It means โ€œweโ€™ll figure it out.โ€ Be like Todd bruv. Get into work. Kill it. Never be intimidated by something u never done before. Identify a co worker with experience in this area and say โ€œhey Karen can I take you to coffee and chat a little bit about a task Iโ€™ve been assigned that I havenโ€™t done before?โ€ Sheโ€™ll never turn u down. NOBODY TURN DOWN FREE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES IN OCTOBER LOL. Investment: $4. Return on investment: immeasurable, because U gained a skill set. Kill it. Ham and Egg it. (Halal ham tho. Like ham made from beef ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚). Be enthusiastic. Be a winner. U get me! Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

A lot of times at work when u ask somebody how they doing, they say โ€œokโ€, โ€œehโ€, โ€œIโ€™m alrightโ€, โ€œTIRED LOLโ€, โ€œughโ€, โ€œis it Friday yetโ€. U fee...