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Animals, Ass, and Be Like: u/AndrewY17 1d i.redd.it This is why i cant get house @DrSmashlove A lot of times at work when u ask somebody how they doing, they say β€œok”, β€œeh”, β€œI’m alright”, β€œTIRED LOL”, β€œugh”, β€œis it Friday yet”. U feel me? U reply in a slouchy, exhausted manner. But see Bruh one of my partners at the firm named Todd, he ain’t like that. He small. Real small, like if u had a running start and played soccer as a kid, u could punt the him across the city lol. But he always got a fresh haircut. Always rock a nice pastel HermΓ¨s tie with lil animals on it. Always got his shoes shined. And when u ask him how he doing, he got one reply, always: β€œKILLING IT.” I’m dead ass. That’s what he say every time: β€œKILLING IT” πŸ˜‚. Sometimes he say it aggressively: β€œKILLING IT 😳.” Sometimes he say it in a sing-songy manner: β€œkilling it ☺️.” But regardless, it’s always the same. Homeboy is a caveman. Don’t let the Ferragamo loafers fool u. He got his spear out and he ready to slay this MF Work. He ain’t doing work. He bout to GIVE U THIS WORK. U feel me? U GON GET ALL THIS WORK πŸ˜‚. He gon talk his sh!t and he gon dance. And that’s what he do. I’ve pitched clients with him and dude’s talk game is majestic. He pitch clients in areas of work we never done before and he make it sound like this is all we do. I ask him β€œbruv. How did u just do that? We don’t even do this type of work?” And he say β€œsmash, relax. We’ll β€˜ham and egg’ it.” I don’t eat pork but I know exactly what dude mean and I say it all the time. It means β€œwe’ll figure it out.” Be like Todd bruv. Get into work. Kill it. Never be intimidated by something u never done before. Identify a co worker with experience in this area and say β€œhey Karen can I take you to coffee and chat a little bit about a task I’ve been assigned that I haven’t done before?” She’ll never turn u down. NOBODY TURN DOWN FREE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES IN OCTOBER LOL. Investment: $4. Return on investment: immeasurable, because U gained a skill set. Kill it. Ham and Egg it. (Halal ham tho. Like ham made from beef πŸ€—πŸ˜‚). Be enthusiastic. Be a winner. U get me! Bless up! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Animals, Ass, and Be Like: u/AndrewY17 1d i.redd.it
 This is why i cant get
 house
 @DrSmashlove
A lot of times at work when u ask somebody how they doing, they say β€œok”, β€œeh”, β€œI’m alright”, β€œTIRED LOL”, β€œugh”, β€œis it Friday yet”. U feel me? U reply in a slouchy, exhausted manner. But see Bruh one of my partners at the firm named Todd, he ain’t like that. He small. Real small, like if u had a running start and played soccer as a kid, u could punt the him across the city lol. But he always got a fresh haircut. Always rock a nice pastel HermΓ¨s tie with lil animals on it. Always got his shoes shined. And when u ask him how he doing, he got one reply, always: β€œKILLING IT.” I’m dead ass. That’s what he say every time: β€œKILLING IT” πŸ˜‚. Sometimes he say it aggressively: β€œKILLING IT 😳.” Sometimes he say it in a sing-songy manner: β€œkilling it ☺️.” But regardless, it’s always the same. Homeboy is a caveman. Don’t let the Ferragamo loafers fool u. He got his spear out and he ready to slay this MF Work. He ain’t doing work. He bout to GIVE U THIS WORK. U feel me? U GON GET ALL THIS WORK πŸ˜‚. He gon talk his sh!t and he gon dance. And that’s what he do. I’ve pitched clients with him and dude’s talk game is majestic. He pitch clients in areas of work we never done before and he make it sound like this is all we do. I ask him β€œbruv. How did u just do that? We don’t even do this type of work?” And he say β€œsmash, relax. We’ll β€˜ham and egg’ it.” I don’t eat pork but I know exactly what dude mean and I say it all the time. It means β€œwe’ll figure it out.” Be like Todd bruv. Get into work. Kill it. Never be intimidated by something u never done before. Identify a co worker with experience in this area and say β€œhey Karen can I take you to coffee and chat a little bit about a task I’ve been assigned that I haven’t done before?” She’ll never turn u down. NOBODY TURN DOWN FREE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES IN OCTOBER LOL. Investment: $4. Return on investment: immeasurable, because U gained a skill set. Kill it. Ham and Egg it. (Halal ham tho. Like ham made from beef πŸ€—πŸ˜‚). Be enthusiastic. Be a winner. U get me! Bless up! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

A lot of times at work when u ask somebody how they doing, they say β€œok”, β€œeh”, β€œI’m alright”, β€œTIRED LOL”, β€œugh”, β€œis it Friday yet”. U fee...