Funny Halfs Memes of 2017 on SIZZLE

Curving, Lol, and Memes: Seth O Legendary Nupe Me: Can you curve my grade My professor: dark-astrology ive been laughing for half an hour 😂😂 Lol

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Memes, 🤖, and Personal: "You do one half of the assignment l'I do the other half and then we'll join them together" collegiate-confession l if this isnt every person ive worked with during schoo 😂😂lol

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Cars, Dogs, and House: Just How Deep is the Average vagina, Actually? 738 likes 76 comments 80 shares Comment A Share Deep enough for a man to lose his house, his car, his dog and half of all his savings and assets

Logic, Memes, and Run: TRUMP SUPPORTER LOGIC: BELIEVE ANY HALF-BAKEDCONSPIRACY THEORY BREITBART& FOX COME UP WITH, DON RUN BUT THINK ITSIMPOSSIBLE THAT TRUMP COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA. OCCUPY DEMOCRATS Democrats logic Before the election: election can't be rigged, you're just losing. After the election: election is rigged! (GC)

(GC)

Funny, Today, and You: when other schools last days are today but you still have a week and a half https://t.co/cHDsDh3RE5

when other schools last days are today but you still have a week and a half https://t.co/cHDsDh3RE5

Lmao, Memes, and Petty: QUEEN J Follow @Jaaaaayy momma I told my brother he can eat half of my grapes Lmao so petty 😂(@unilad)

Lmao so petty 😂(@unilad)

Bitch, Shit, and Heart: What I fooled around with an intern I couldn't If you like happened and they tried to impeach me have gotten pina coladas, to us? This guy is in bed with the and getting away with Where is Russians and... Nothing? half of this caught in the our heart? Ain't that a son-of-a-bitch! shit! rain... Thanks Lori

Thanks Lori

School, Personal, and The Others: "You do one half of the assignment l'I do the other half and then we'll join them together" Collegiate-confession if this isnt every person ive worked with during school.... me

me

House, Vagina, and How: ADULT hub Just How Deep Is the Average vagina, Actually? 738 likes 76 comments 80 shares A Comment Share N Deep enough for a man to lose his house, his car, his dog and half of all his savings and assets 😂😂😂

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Memes, Money, and School: 2:46 PM AT&T Messages Mom Details How's school been going? a centaur that's half horse, half centaur Delivered I'm not sending you anymore money

Water, Relatable, and Vodka: THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF PEOPLE The glass is The glass is is that water half empty or vodka? half ful! on fridays i'm the third one

on fridays i'm the third one

House, Vagina, and How: Just How Deep Is the Average Vagina, Actually? 738 likes 76 comments 80 shares Like comment A Share Deep enough for a man to lose his house, his car, his dog and half of all his savings and assets 😂😂😂

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Definitely, Funny, and Shit: Tweet QUEEN J @Jaaaaay momma told my brother he can eat half of my grapes a this is definitely some asshole shit I'd do 😂💀 https://t.co/TQgjJmGa0x

this is definitely some asshole shit I'd do 😂💀 https://t.co/TQgjJmGa0x

Best Friend, Drugs, and Energy: I still explain chemical engineering the same way l did 15 years ago: it is like cooking Say you're famous for your stew with biscuits. They are, your friends say, everything." The stew is spicy, sweet, salty, and fragrant, and the biscuits, light and buttery. Usually you make enough for four people. Once, you made it for a dinner party of 20, where you just multiplied everything by five, but it was all wrong. The stew was too spicy from too much chili, and the bottom of your pot burned before the ingredients were cooked through. Your biscuits tasted a bit chalky from too much baking soda, and half of them didn't rise because you couldn't fit all the batter in the oven at once. Now, your best friend wants you to make it for his wedding-300 people. Theoretically, if you knew the reaction rates of all the ingredients and the heat-mass transfer of your now enormous pot(s), you could figure out the right scale- up recipe with just pen and paper. That's probably too much work for food, because in cooking, a little too much of one ingredient is not so dangerous (unless you're Tita in Like Water for Chocolate). But these computations are exceptionally important for the pharmaceutical and energy industries, where a miscalculation can result in ineffective or, worse, toxic drugs, and explosions. @VAMNit I mean. Here's @VAMNit explaining chemical engineering (with a casual Como Agua Para Chocolate reference) https://t.co/da2k9vbLAZ

@VAMNit I mean. Here's @VAMNit explaining chemical engineering (with a casual Como Agua Para Chocolate reference) https://t.co/da2k9vbLAZ

Monster, Nasty, and Smell: Thank you for not fe ng us bread Bread makes us ill, as it does not contain the right nutrition or calories that we need to keep us warm in winter Rotting bread pollutes our water and causes nasty surface algae which kills our fish and gives us diseases. also makes our water smell We do like: Half cut seedless grapes, Cooked Rice, Birdseed (any type of mix), Peas, Corn, Oats, Chopped lettuce I'VE BEEN FEEDING DUCKS BREAD THIS WHOLE TIME IM SO ASHAMED IM SUCH A MONSTER https://t.co/RjTizYRYlY

I'VE BEEN FEEDING DUCKS BREAD THIS WHOLE TIME IM SO ASHAMED IM SUCH A MONSTER https://t.co/RjTizYRYlY

Food, Memes, and 🤖: When someone's about to throw away like half of their food Don't do it (@dabmoms)

Don't do it (@dabmoms)

Facebook, Memes, and Girlfriend: AB KUCH DIN BAAD FACEBOOK PAR STATUS AAYEGA VOCJ WWW.RVCJ, COM "WATCHING HALF GIRLFRIEND WITH FULL GIRLFRIEND" Half Girlfriend! rvcjinsta

Half Girlfriend! rvcjinsta

Apple, Be Like, and Marriage: BRO'S GENIUS ANSWERS IN AN EXAM Q. In which battle did Nalpolean die? His last battle Q. River Ganges flow in which state? SAG: Liquid state Q. What is the main reason for divorce? Marriage Q. What can you never eat for breakfast? Lunch and dinner Q. What looks like half an apple? The other half Q. If you throw a red stone into a Blue sea, what will it become Simple, a wet stone Q. How can a man go 8 days witout sleeping? Easy, sleep at night Q. If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 3 oranges and 4 apples in other hand, what do you have? Very large hands Twitter: BLB247 Snapchat : BELIKEBRO.COM belikebro sarcasm meme Follow @be.like.bro

Twitter: BLB247 Snapchat : BELIKEBRO.COM belikebro sarcasm meme Follow @be.like.bro

Anaconda, God, and Hoes: I'm so done with idea of people thinking shit can't work out. it's not that hard to be all about someone, as long as you pick the right person. if you pick the right girl with good heart, and good intentions it shouldn't get into the way of hoes or low standard mentalities. Since when is it hard to be loyal and committed? why even try getting into a relationship if you're not ready or you're looking for a pass time. nah, you want to vibe with someone, then met new people, interact, have deep conversations, find someone true and if it leads to something more, even better, but if you find someone with all the intentions to grow with you, marry you, be something with you and you still here figuring out shit for yourself then GO FIGURE SHIT OUT FOR YOURSELF half the time people mistake love for lust. but on god if a girl/ guy sticks by you, comforts you, becomes your bestfriend, is your ride or die then it's love. only get into a relationship if you're 100% willing to give someone the world, and ready to receive it back. All these "breaks" and "space" ISNT how things should be. you truly love someone, you deal with your shit, cause at the end of the day ready or you're looking for a pass time. nah, you want to vibe with someone, then met new people, interact, have deep conversations, find someone true and if it leads to something more, even better, but if you find someone with all the intentions to grow with you, marry you, be something with you and you still here figuring out shit for yourself then GO FIGURE SHIT OUT FOR YOURSELF half the time people mistake love for lust. but on god if a girl guy sticks by you, comforts you, becomes your bestfriend, is your ride or die then it's love. only get into a relationship if you're 100% willing to give someone the world, and ready to receive it back. All these "breaks" and "space" ISNT how things should be you truly love someone, you deal with your shit, cause at the end of the day that's your baby, regardless of the past shit. move forward, be happy, and vibe. I admit everyone has made some mistakes before but things like pride should never get in between love. cause you could've missed your soul mate, you could've missed your bestfriend, you could've missed your other half, but you're still here with the mentality that shit can't work out. this is the best thing I have ever read in my life https://t.co/4PG2XWZo6D

this is the best thing I have ever read in my life https://t.co/4PG2XWZo6D

Memes, Time, and Coincidence: HALF TIME 65' 2-1 FULL-TIME 1.4 4-1 MOTHER OF COINCIDENCE Mother of coincidence🤔

Mother of coincidence🤔

Ass, Memes, and Teacher: When your teacher tell a corny ass joke but you really need that extra half a point on your average 😂😂😂

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Ass, Funny, and Teacher: When your teacher tell a corny ass joke but you really need that extra half a point on your average https://t.co/zwYfDjAOgw

When your teacher tell a corny ass joke but you really need that extra half a point on your average https://t.co/zwYfDjAOgw

Memes, Popcorn, and 🤖: What tv show should we binge on tonight?! What's ur fav show right now? I want to go half-a-season-whole-bag-of-popcorn-hard tonight! 😛

What tv show should we binge on tonight?! What's ur fav show right now? I want to go half-a-season-whole-bag-of-popcorn-hard tonight! 😛

Soccer, Time, and Coincidence: HALF-TIME 0-2 2-0 65' 2-1 1-2 FULLTIME 1-4 4-1 MOTHER OF COINCIDENCE Woah😮

Woah😮

Football, Memes, and Emojis: HALF-TIME 2-0 65' 2-1 ECB FULL-TIME 1-4 4-1 MOTHER OF COINCIDENCE LaLiga today! 😨🔥 ... 🔺FREE FOOTBALL EMOJI'S --> LINK IN OUR BIO!!! ➡️Credit: @thefootballarena

LaLiga today! 😨🔥 ... 🔺FREE FOOTBALL EMOJI'S --> LINK IN OUR BIO!!! ➡️Credit: @thefootballarena

Football, Memes, and Emojis: HALF TIME 2-0 FC B 65' 2-1 1-2 ECB FULL TIME 1-4 FCB 4-1 MOTHER OF COINCIDENCE La Liga Today.. 😂🤔 🔺FREE FOOTBALL EMOJIS APP -> LINK IN BIO!! Credit ➡️ @thefootballarena

La Liga Today.. 😂🤔 🔺FREE FOOTBALL EMOJIS APP -> LINK IN BIO!! Credit ➡️ @thefootballarena

Memes, Time, and Coincidence: HALF-TIME 2-0 FCB 65' FULL-TIME 1-4 FIC B 4-1 MOTHER OF COINCIDENCE Mother Of Coincidence 😱

Mother Of Coincidence 😱

Af, Fire, and Head: Domino's Pizza Ethiopia March 13 at 3:30pm Due to the increased attacks from Somali Pirates we are being forced to separate our working staff in half so that one-half can fight the pirates and the other half can cook. We are sorry for any inconveniences that this may cause. (Our Head Cook, Bogwandi, returning fire on the pirates, proud of you Bogwandi!) Dominos wild af 💀💀💀 @trapgodbart

Dominos wild af 💀💀💀 @trapgodbart

Energy, Goals, and Memes: narwhal-noir: I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half- assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said "Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce 'egg'?" relationship goals https://t.co/Tz5I4vijM7

relationship goals https://t.co/Tz5I4vijM7

Brains, Family, and Future: l realize our Juniors are busy with SATS so, as a rule I only give two hours of homework a right Two hours? Our students are highly advanced. TIt's nothing they can't handle. Y'know, I'm sure they can it's just if they have two hours in this class, and they have an hour forAP Bio. AND they have an hour and a hal for Advanced Lit Hang on a second let me just do this on the board... And then ANOTHER hour and a half for AP Historyko Gives Six! SO IF A TEENAGER IS AT SCHOOL FOR ROUGHLY 8 HOURS, AND THEY ARE DOING HOMEWORK FOR 6+ HOURS, AND THEY NEED AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, THEN THEY MAY HAVE 0-1 HOURS FOR OTHER ACTIVITIES LIKE EATING, BATHING, EXERCISE, SOCIALIZING (WHICH IS ACTUALLY INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT FOR EMOTIONAL, MENTAL, AND PHYSICAL HEALTH, AS WELL AS THE DEVELOPMENT OF SKILLS VITAL TO THEIR FUTURE CAREER AND HAVING HEALTHY ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS AMONG OTHER THINGS, RELIGIOUS ACTIVITIES, HOBBIES, EXTRA CURRICULARS, MEDICAL CARE OF ANY KIND, CHORES (ALSO A SKILL/HABIT DEVELOPMENT THING AND REQUIRED BY MANY PARENTS), RELAXATION, AND FAMILY TIME? NOT TO MENTION THAT YOUR PARENTS MAY OR MAY NOT PRESSURE YOU TO GET A JOB, OR YOU MIGHT NEED TO GET ONE FOR ECONOMIC REASONS. I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS BUTTEENAGERS HAVE NO REASON TO BE STRESSED but teenagers have no reason to be stressed https://t.co/0srVh2juJC

but teenagers have no reason to be stressed https://t.co/0srVh2juJC

Instagram, Memes, and Moms: MOMS DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF HALF instagram: @TheDesistuff MAA AADHI ROTI DENA *gets 1 roti* MAA AADHA GLASS DOODHLUNGA *gets full glass* via: @Sagarcasm Repost: @sagarcasm thedesistuff happymothersday mothersday

Repost: @sagarcasm thedesistuff happymothersday mothersday

Memes, Proxy, and 🤖: TB Memes TB WHEN YOU'VE PUT PROXY FOR HALF THE CLASS WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT "DON KO PAKARNAMUSHKIL HINAHI, NAAMUMKIN HAI" -FTO JOfficialTrollBollywood ITrollBolly That feeling! B| - Akash

That feeling! B| - Akash

Bitch, Memes, and 🤖: When your ex says "you won't tind a bitch half the woman l am" Oh really?!

Oh really?!

Girl, One, and You: When literally the one topic you didn't study ends up being half the exam Meeeee

Meeeee

Memes, American, and Socialism: I took half of your sign because you had one and didn't. I m sure you understand. 20 BERNIE SA SOCIALISM A great idea...until it shows up in your front yard SocialismSucks 🇺🇸 . . . . . . MAGA millennialrepublicans donaldtrump buildthewall mypresident trump2020 merica fakenews republican draintheswamp conservative makeamericagreatagain liberallogic americafirst trumptrain triggered presidenttrump snowflakes PARTNERS🇺🇸 @conservative_comedy_ @always.right @conservative.nation1776 @rebelrepublican @conservative.american

SocialismSucks 🇺🇸 . . . . . . MAGA millennialrepublicans donaldtrump buildthewall mypresident trump2020 merica fakenews republican drainthes...

Bailey Jay, Complex, and Energy: THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE The Thought THE GOVERNMENT IS MORE CONCERNED WITH NUCLEAR TESTS THAN NUCLEAR BEING CONDUCTED WASTE LEAKING IN NORTH KOREA IN WASHINGTON 💭 "Emergency" Declared at WA Nuclear Waste Facility — "Take Cover" Orders Issued... REPORT: (link to article in our bio) The US Department of Energy has declared an emergency at the Hanford, Washington nuclear waste storage site, after a tunnel used to store contaminated materials caved in. . About 3,000 workers have taken cover at the 200 East Area of the sprawling complex, local media reported. By 10:30 am local time, the “take cover” orders have been expanded to the entire site, which is about half the size of Rhode Island. . A portion of a tunnel near the plutonium-uranium extraction plant (PUREX) collapsed early Tuesday morning local time, most likely from vibrations produced by nearby road work, KING-TV reported. . Initial reports spoke of a 4-foot (1.2 meter) hole, which was later expanded to 20 feet (6 meters) across. . The tunnel was used to store highly radioactive materials and equipment, such as trains used to transport nuclear fuel rods... . - Continued - . 💭 Read the FULL Report: (link in bio) http:-thefreethoughtproject.com-nuclear-waste-facility-hanford-wa- 💭 Join Us: @TheFreeThoughtProject 💭 TheFreeThoughtProject 💭 LIKE our Facebook page & Visit our website for more News and Information. Link in Bio... 💭 www.TheFreeThoughtProject.com

💭 "Emergency" Declared at WA Nuclear Waste Facility — "Take Cover" Orders Issued... REPORT: (link to article in our bio) The US Department o...

Anime, Ken, and Memes: What does Marco Bodt, Nina Tucker, and Kaneki Ken have in common? They are all half human Dead 😂 | Follow @itechimemes for more! ❤ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Follow my homies @minato.official @narutofacts_ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hashtags: . . . . Anime animes fairytail deathnote onepiece attackontitan shingekinokyojin blackbutler naruto narutoshippuden tokyoghoul owarinoseraph otaku animefacts swordartonline pokemon sao kpop onepunchman haikyuu kurokonobasket freeiwatobiswimclub yurionice otakus animeedit amv danganronpa mysticmessenger totoro studioghibli

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Funny, Head, and Random: Seen in my FB feed: Some lady made a cutout of the top half of Spicer's head and is sticking it in random bushes This is so damn funny! https://t.co/096EdExZnW

This is so damn funny! https://t.co/096EdExZnW

Dank, Head, and 🤖: Seen in my FB feed: Some lady made a cutout of the top half of Spicer's head and is sticking it in random bushes

Memes, Bowling, and Lions: GUJARAT LIONS: FROM 111/O TO 154/10 SPORT WIKI THAT'S SRH BOWLING LINEUP FOR YOU Amazing comeback by SunRisers Hyderabad bowlers in the 2nd half

Amazing comeback by SunRisers Hyderabad bowlers in the 2nd half

Akon, Chipotle, and Goals: franco santilli Smith & Wollensky Columbus Steakhouse 1h o O O 108 likes francosantilli This picture of you on the left is the day asked you out, the picture on the right is us currently in the wine room at Smith & Wollensky's sipping champagne and celebrating 1 year together... Before asked you to be my girlfriend... didn't have a reason to shave my face weekly, didn't know you were supposed to clean up your cuticles, l didn't have an extra tooth brush next to cocoa nut lotion and a hair brush on the right side of my sink in my bathroom, didn't call anyone's grandma "Mimi" Before you l didn't have Greys anatomy in my continue watching on Netflix, l didn't have 2 box's of chocolate Special K cereal in my pantry (the strawberry kind), l didn't model for sportswear companies, buying chipotle wasn't $19.42... before you "Buy you a drink" by Akon was just a really good throw back song... Now it's our song. And now the 25th on the calendar is a monthly celebration. And today is a celebration of loving you for 365 days so cheers to you Aub's. Thanks for being my better half and making all those little things big things in my life love you beyond goals https://t.co/U1durgNLy6

beyond goals https://t.co/U1durgNLy6

Been, Boy, and Coma: Nurse: Sir you've been in a coma for 1.64x10 seconds Me: oh boy I can't wait to see half of my favourite Polonium-241 isotope

College, Driving, and Drugs: Michael Grant When I see my kids deal with school I really feel justified in dropping out myself. They come home depressed, angry and exhausted. And these are good schools, some of the best. And still there is something profoundly wrong with the way they work. That's not a knock on teachers, the teachers are the least of the problem. The regimentation, the testing obsession, the college application pressure, the dragging kids out of bed at 7 AM, high school kids working 10 hour days by the time they're done with homework, the fact that there isn't even any minimal co-ordination on homework to keep teachers from all piling on at once. It's deeply fucked up. It's wrong. Things are much worse today than they were when Katherine and I were kids. Many days we feel sick to our stomachs dropping our kids off at school. Ifeel I'm betraying them. And when they come home at the end of another day of enduring this asinine, soul-crushing system, Ifeel like should hand them a drink. I'd sure as hell be having one. Let me put it this way: I get paid to do what I do, and I control my own schedule, and I use cigars, caffeine and alcohol to take the edge off a work day that is shorter and easier than what my kids endure. I don't do half the work Jake does. You want to know why kids use drugs? We're driving them to it, that's why. And we're doing it for reasons of status for bullshit credentialing, for the sake of posturing politicians and reckless, stupid adults. Unlike Comment t Share 12 hours ago You and 247 others like this. this parent knows what is up https://t.co/Ox2JWEgLEA

this parent knows what is up https://t.co/Ox2JWEgLEA

Food, Moms, and Like: When someone's about to throw away like half of their food moms

Ass, Memes, and Fuck: I don't half- ass anything. I fuck it all the way u IG

IG

Head, Memes, and 🤖: Seen in my FB feed: Some lady made a cutout of the top half of Spicer's head and is sticking it in random bushes 😂😂Wth

😂😂Wth

Funny, Head, and Meme: Seen in my FB feed: Some lady made a cutout of the top half of Spicer's head and is sticking it in random bushes (@memes)

(@memes)

God, Jesus, and Memes: Jesus of Nazareth He "cured" lo lepers using unsubstantiated "miracles" the stories of which were recorded hundreds of years after his death, and then translated, and re-translated over hundreds of years. To this day there is no in- desputible evidence that he ever even existed. The whole world knows his name and half of it worships him as a god. Dr. Jacinto Convit He is a Venezuelan physician and scientist, known for developing a vaccine to fight leprosy and his studies to cure different types of cancer. In 1987, he received a Prince of Asturias Award in the Scientific and Technical Research category. He has been awarded with about 45 orders of honour by Venezuelan and foreign universities. In 1988, he was nominated for a Nobel Prize in Medicine for his anti-leprosy vaccine. He turned ioo years old in September, 2013. His work has saved millions of lives, yet very few people have any idea who he is or what he's done for mankind. THERE IS SOMETHING TERRIBLY WRONG FUCK WITH THE RELATIVE FAME OF THESE TWO INDIVIDUALS. Check out our heathenwear shop! http://wflatheism.spreadshirt.com/

Check out our heathenwear shop! http://wflatheism.spreadshirt.com/

Memes, Sexy, and 🤖: I think one of my favorite feelings is laughing with someone and realizing half way through how much I enjoy them and their existence. Higher Perspective via Intelligence is sexy

Higher Perspective via Intelligence is sexy

Chill, Memes, and Marijuana: When half of you wants to go out and half wants to chill and smoke @marijuana Well played 😄 @flytlab

Well played 😄 @flytlab

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