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Beard, Benadryl, and Bless Up: u/bofstein . 2d. imgur I asked to be seated next to the cutest guy on the plane @DrSmashlove Now see a lot of people on airplanes bruv, they tryina dodge oversized people. They ain’t tryina spend the whole flight shmushed. I feel that. I understand that. But me? Aw hell nah. Big ladies y’all always welcome to sit next to smash. Call me Negan baby girl - leather biker jacket with the beard - let me be yo Sanctuary 🤗😂. Hell I even ask if she wanna raise the divider. Divider actually make it worse! Sh!t be causing flesh to intrude into my space unnaturally. Pokes me awkwardly and makes me hella uncomfortable, nah IDGAF Mama melt into me, invade my space, fall asleep on my shoulder, just get comfortable. And the last time I offered, ol girl did it, too. Schlept like he just popped two Benadryl slobbering on my damn shoulder. Flight attendant talmbout “do you know what your friend wants to drink when she wakes up?” I’m like “I don’t know this woman!! Anyway Diet Coke tho I’m pretty sure she like Diet Coke Issa wild guess yes just poe it up pls thank you” 😂. Did her snore sound like the groans of a wild warthog with a fractured leg bone bruv? Yes. Did I mind? No sir. I’m an ally to the big girls. Bring yo curvaceous, aggressive deodorant scented essence here guh it’s plenty room for both of us. I squat all damn day at the gym, my thigh musculature enjoys the company of a soft, supple flight companion 🤗😂. Now I know what y’all thinking: “SMASH YOUR FANTASIES ARE OVERBOARD, THIS DIDN’T HAPPEN”. Question: if my stories was made up, wouldn’t I try to say I used to date Halle Berry or some sh!t? Chilli from TLC? I mean...wouldn’t I tell a lie that boosts my ego? Nah. Never. My story is my story. BIG GIRLS REST THEY WEARY HEAD ON MY SHOULDER. FACTS, B - DEAL WITH IT - BIG GIRLS I LOVE YALL, U NEVER HAVE TO SHEEPISHLY ASK IF MY MAN BAG PURSE SATCHEL IS SAVING THE SEAT FOR SOMEONE ELSE - IT’S SAVING IT FOR YOUR DELIGHTFULLY ROTUND A$$ — HAVE A SEAT MAMA, I BELIEVE WE CAN FLY - BLESS UP 🤗😍😂😂😂
Beard, Benadryl, and Bless Up: u/bofstein . 2d. imgur
 I asked to be seated next to the cutest guy
 on the plane
 @DrSmashlove
Now see a lot of people on airplanes bruv, they tryina dodge oversized people. They ain’t tryina spend the whole flight shmushed. I feel that. I understand that. But me? Aw hell nah. Big ladies y’all always welcome to sit next to smash. Call me Negan baby girl - leather biker jacket with the beard - let me be yo Sanctuary 🤗😂. Hell I even ask if she wanna raise the divider. Divider actually make it worse! Sh!t be causing flesh to intrude into my space unnaturally. Pokes me awkwardly and makes me hella uncomfortable, nah IDGAF Mama melt into me, invade my space, fall asleep on my shoulder, just get comfortable. And the last time I offered, ol girl did it, too. Schlept like he just popped two Benadryl slobbering on my damn shoulder. Flight attendant talmbout “do you know what your friend wants to drink when she wakes up?” I’m like “I don’t know this woman!! Anyway Diet Coke tho I’m pretty sure she like Diet Coke Issa wild guess yes just poe it up pls thank you” 😂. Did her snore sound like the groans of a wild warthog with a fractured leg bone bruv? Yes. Did I mind? No sir. I’m an ally to the big girls. Bring yo curvaceous, aggressive deodorant scented essence here guh it’s plenty room for both of us. I squat all damn day at the gym, my thigh musculature enjoys the company of a soft, supple flight companion 🤗😂. Now I know what y’all thinking: “SMASH YOUR FANTASIES ARE OVERBOARD, THIS DIDN’T HAPPEN”. Question: if my stories was made up, wouldn’t I try to say I used to date Halle Berry or some sh!t? Chilli from TLC? I mean...wouldn’t I tell a lie that boosts my ego? Nah. Never. My story is my story. BIG GIRLS REST THEY WEARY HEAD ON MY SHOULDER. FACTS, B - DEAL WITH IT - BIG GIRLS I LOVE YALL, U NEVER HAVE TO SHEEPISHLY ASK IF MY MAN BAG PURSE SATCHEL IS SAVING THE SEAT FOR SOMEONE ELSE - IT’S SAVING IT FOR YOUR DELIGHTFULLY ROTUND A$$ — HAVE A SEAT MAMA, I BELIEVE WE CAN FLY - BLESS UP 🤗😍😂😂😂

Now see a lot of people on airplanes bruv, they tryina dodge oversized people. They ain’t tryina spend the whole flight shmushed. I feel tha...

Memes, Halle Berry, and 🤖: It was down the hatch for Halle Berry at the @kingsmanmovie panel. halleberry sdcc @toofabnews channingtatum
Memes, Halle Berry, and 🤖: It was down the hatch for Halle Berry at the @kingsmanmovie panel. halleberry sdcc @toofabnews channingtatum

It was down the hatch for Halle Berry at the @kingsmanmovie panel. halleberry sdcc @toofabnews channingtatum

Adam Sandler, Anaconda, and Charlie: The actor/actress must have performed in at least 10 films. at least one of these films had to have grossed $30 million or more at the box office, adjusted for inflation. at least one of these films had to be within the past 5 Actor s who appear in the best films Ranked by highest average Metacritic score of all film appearances Rank Name PostiveMixed NegativeAg Score 1 Daniel Day-Lewis 2 Michael Fassbender 3 Jahn C Reily 4 Benedict Cunberbatch 5 Robert De Niro 6 Tom Hanks 7 Matt Damon 8 Leonardo DiCeprio 9 Jake Gylenhaal 10 Jeremy Renner 11 Tommy Lee Jones 12 Edward Norton 65 62 14 Sean Penn 15 Christian Bale Vox Actresses who appear in the best films Ranked by highest average Metacritic score of al fiim appearances PositiveMixedNegative Avg Score 1 Carey Muligan 89 2 Tida Swinton 3 Marion Cotllard 4 Cate Blanchett 5 Jennifer Lawrence 6 Charlotte Rampling 63 8 Meryl Streep 9 Jodie Foster 10 Scarlett Johansson 11 Brie Larson 12 Maggie Smith 13 Ellen Page 14 Judi Dench 15 Kirsten Dunst 62 62 62 62 6 Voar Actors who appear in the worst films Ranked by lowest average Metacntic score of al fim appearances Rank Name Negative MixedPositive Avg Score 1 Rob Schneider 2 Adam Sandler 3 Ashton Kutcher 4 Kevin James 5 Taylor Lautner 6 Cuba Gooding Jr. 7 Hayden Christensen 8 Gerard Butler 30 9 Charlie Sheen ESI, 45 10 Jason Statham 12 Syvester Stallone 13 Christian Slater 14 Jash Hartnett 15 Nicolas Cage Vox Actresses who appear in the worst films Ranked by lowest average Metacritic score of all film appearances Rank Name NegativeMxedPositiveAvE Score 1 Jennifer Love Hewitt 2 Jessica Alba 4 Denise Richards 5 Alica Slverstone 6 Megan Fox 7 Jessica Biel 8 Jennifer Lopez 9 Lindsay Lohan 10 Sarah Jessica Parker 11 Sharon Stone 12 Salma Hayck 13 Mla Kunis 14 Cameron Diaz 15 Halle Berry 43 48 48 Voar Film critics' reviews vary wildly by genre Generaly b verage Melacritic save (D-100 Hollywoods favourite and least favourite
Adam Sandler, Anaconda, and Charlie: The actor/actress must have performed in at least 10
 films.
 at least one of these films had to have grossed $30
 million or more at the box office, adjusted for inflation.
 at least one of these films had to be within the past 5
 Actor
 s who appear in the best films
 Ranked by highest average Metacritic score of all film appearances
 Rank Name
 PostiveMixed NegativeAg Score
 1 Daniel Day-Lewis
 2 Michael Fassbender
 3 Jahn C Reily
 4 Benedict Cunberbatch
 5 Robert De Niro
 6 Tom Hanks
 7 Matt Damon
 8 Leonardo DiCeprio
 9 Jake Gylenhaal
 10 Jeremy Renner
 11 Tommy Lee Jones
 12 Edward Norton
 65
 62
 14 Sean Penn
 15 Christian Bale
 Vox
 Actresses who appear in the best films
 Ranked by highest average Metacritic score of al fiim appearances
 PositiveMixedNegative Avg Score
 1 Carey Muligan
 89
 2 Tida Swinton
 3 Marion Cotllard
 4 Cate Blanchett
 5 Jennifer Lawrence
 6 Charlotte Rampling
 63
 8 Meryl Streep
 9 Jodie Foster
 10 Scarlett Johansson
 11 Brie Larson
 12 Maggie Smith
 13 Ellen Page
 14 Judi Dench
 15 Kirsten Dunst
 62
 62
 62
 62
 6
 Voar
 Actors who appear in the worst films
 Ranked by lowest average Metacntic score of al fim appearances
 Rank Name
 Negative MixedPositive Avg Score
 1 Rob Schneider
 2 Adam Sandler
 3 Ashton Kutcher
 4 Kevin James
 5 Taylor Lautner
 6 Cuba Gooding Jr.
 7 Hayden Christensen
 8 Gerard Butler
 30
 9 Charlie Sheen ESI,
 45
 10 Jason Statham
 12 Syvester Stallone
 13 Christian Slater
 14 Jash Hartnett
 15 Nicolas Cage
 Vox
 Actresses who appear in the worst films
 Ranked by lowest average Metacritic score of all film appearances
 Rank Name
 NegativeMxedPositiveAvE Score
 1
 Jennifer Love Hewitt
 2 Jessica Alba
 4 Denise Richards
 5 Alica Slverstone
 6 Megan Fox
 7 Jessica Biel
 8 Jennifer Lopez
 9 Lindsay Lohan
 10 Sarah Jessica Parker
 11 Sharon Stone
 12 Salma Hayck
 13 Mla Kunis
 14 Cameron Diaz
 15 Halle Berry
 43
 48
 48
 Voar
 Film critics' reviews vary wildly by genre
 Generaly b
 verage Melacritic save (D-100
Hollywoods favourite and least favourite

Hollywoods favourite and least favourite

Memes, Wolverine, and X-Men: 09 MAYO 2017 Venezolano capaz de respirar bombas lacrimogenas se une a los X-Men E L C H I G U I RE B 1 P 0 L A R N E T El Profesor Charles Xavier, mejor conocido como el Profesor X, anunció en rueda de prensa que a partir de hoy Alcides Pérez (25), un venezolano capaz de respirar bombas lacrimógenas, se une al equipo de los X-Men - El Profesor X, quien hizo una pausa de leer la mente del supervillano Diosdado Cabello, aseguró que “Alcides es un diamante en bruto con un potencial como pocos. He visto mutantes que lanzan rayos por los ojos, controlan el clima y hasta que se regeneran, pero ninguno de ellos es capaz de oler una bomba lacrimógena y no empezar a moquear. Es más, Cíclope es tan niña que se puso a llorar. Bestia puede devolver las bombas, pero se afecta muy rápido. En cambio este chico las respira con normalidad, como si fuese oxígeno. Esto le da una clara ventaja a la hora del combate y a futuro este poder puede evolucionar a respirar tranquilo en cualquier ambiente como armas biológicas, otros planetas o una pescadería. Su nombre de héroe es Lacraman, él mismo lo escogió” finalizó el Profesor X - Por otro lado, Tormenta, quien nos sorprendió por su gran parecido con la actriz Halle Berry, afirmó no entender qué papel tendrá el venezolano en el equipo. “O sea, el es muy muy simpático y aunque tiene poco tiempo aquí nos hace reír muchísimo, pero más allá de eso, ¿En qué va a ayudar? No me imagino yo haciendo un tornado para envolver a Apocalipsis mientras Jean se mete en su mente y Wolverine se desgarra la piel para herirlo. Y Lacraman ahí; respirando. Pero bueno, eso es parte de la emigración de los venezolanos” sentenció Tormenta justo antes de ser rescatada por Lacraman después de que Magneto atacará la Mansión X con bombas lacrimógenas.
Memes, Wolverine, and X-Men: 09 MAYO 2017
 Venezolano capaz de respirar
 bombas lacrimogenas se une
 a los X-Men
 E L C H I G U I RE B 1 P 0 L A R N E T
El Profesor Charles Xavier, mejor conocido como el Profesor X, anunció en rueda de prensa que a partir de hoy Alcides Pérez (25), un venezolano capaz de respirar bombas lacrimógenas, se une al equipo de los X-Men - El Profesor X, quien hizo una pausa de leer la mente del supervillano Diosdado Cabello, aseguró que “Alcides es un diamante en bruto con un potencial como pocos. He visto mutantes que lanzan rayos por los ojos, controlan el clima y hasta que se regeneran, pero ninguno de ellos es capaz de oler una bomba lacrimógena y no empezar a moquear. Es más, Cíclope es tan niña que se puso a llorar. Bestia puede devolver las bombas, pero se afecta muy rápido. En cambio este chico las respira con normalidad, como si fuese oxígeno. Esto le da una clara ventaja a la hora del combate y a futuro este poder puede evolucionar a respirar tranquilo en cualquier ambiente como armas biológicas, otros planetas o una pescadería. Su nombre de héroe es Lacraman, él mismo lo escogió” finalizó el Profesor X - Por otro lado, Tormenta, quien nos sorprendió por su gran parecido con la actriz Halle Berry, afirmó no entender qué papel tendrá el venezolano en el equipo. “O sea, el es muy muy simpático y aunque tiene poco tiempo aquí nos hace reír muchísimo, pero más allá de eso, ¿En qué va a ayudar? No me imagino yo haciendo un tornado para envolver a Apocalipsis mientras Jean se mete en su mente y Wolverine se desgarra la piel para herirlo. Y Lacraman ahí; respirando. Pero bueno, eso es parte de la emigración de los venezolanos” sentenció Tormenta justo antes de ser rescatada por Lacraman después de que Magneto atacará la Mansión X con bombas lacrimógenas.

El Profesor Charles Xavier, mejor conocido como el Profesor X, anunció en rueda de prensa que a partir de hoy Alcides Pérez (25), un venezol...

Mtv, Tumblr, and Aaliyah: grantcary: Aaliyah and Halle Berry backstage at the 2000 MTV Movie Awards.
Mtv, Tumblr, and Aaliyah: grantcary:

 Aaliyah and Halle Berry backstage at the 2000 MTV Movie Awards.

grantcary: Aaliyah and Halle Berry backstage at the 2000 MTV Movie Awards.