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Amazon, Bad, and Be Like: My first Halloween without a husband, but I still have a good couples' costume. Pic: reddit u/Tela99 @DrSmashlove I DONโ€™T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS WOMAN BUT Iโ€™VE ALREADY CREATED AN ENTIRE NARRATIVE IN MY HEAD THAT HER NAME IS HOLLY AND SHE LIVES IN SEATTLE AND HER FAVORITE SPOT TO ENJOY A CRAFT BEER IS STOUP BREWING AND SHEโ€™S A CONTRACTOR FOR AMAZON WHO WORKS FROM HOME AND ENJOYS HIKES WITH HER PUP. ALSO Iโ€™VE DETERMINED THAT HER EX WHOSE NAME IS DEFINITELY STEVE IS AN UGLY, MEAN PERSON WHO SH!TTED ON HER. SADLY WHEN MY IMAGINATION RUNS WILD LIKE THIS I COULD BE ABSOLUTELY WRONG BUT ITโ€™S REALLY HARD TO DISABUSE ME OF MY IMAGINATIONS LIKE STEVEโ€™S BEST FRIEND RICK COULD DM ME LIKE โ€œYeah, ok, first of all, โ€˜funnymanโ€™...Her name is Lisa. Second, my best friendโ€™s name is Jim. Third, Jim is a saint - he runs a small soup kitchen for Seattleโ€™s homeless. Fourth, Lisa is the most vapid, miserable human Iโ€™ve ever met. We were horrified when Jim married Lisa. Dude...sheโ€™s wearing UGGS in the pic. Did that not tip you off(?)โ€ AND Iโ€™D BE LIKE โ€œTHANK U RICK BUT FIRST OF ALL HEโ€™S STEVE AND SECOND OF ALL YOUR NAME ISNโ€™T RICK ITโ€™S JULIUS AND THIRD OF ALL JULIUS IN MY IMAGINATION YOUโ€™RE A BAD INFLUENCE WHO TOOK STEVE TO BOYโ€™S WEEKENDS IN VEGAS WHERE U AND HIM DID TERRIBLE THINGS WHILE HOLLY WAS AT HOME CRYING INTO HER STOUP BEER PLEASE DONโ€™T CONTACT ME ANY LONGER BLESS UPโ€ WhatsWrongWithMe alot BlessUpHolly LoveYouMama ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Amazon, Bad, and Be Like: My first Halloween without a husband, but I
 still have a good couples' costume.
 Pic: reddit u/Tela99
 @DrSmashlove
I DONโ€™T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS WOMAN BUT Iโ€™VE ALREADY CREATED AN ENTIRE NARRATIVE IN MY HEAD THAT HER NAME IS HOLLY AND SHE LIVES IN SEATTLE AND HER FAVORITE SPOT TO ENJOY A CRAFT BEER IS STOUP BREWING AND SHEโ€™S A CONTRACTOR FOR AMAZON WHO WORKS FROM HOME AND ENJOYS HIKES WITH HER PUP. ALSO Iโ€™VE DETERMINED THAT HER EX WHOSE NAME IS DEFINITELY STEVE IS AN UGLY, MEAN PERSON WHO SH!TTED ON HER. SADLY WHEN MY IMAGINATION RUNS WILD LIKE THIS I COULD BE ABSOLUTELY WRONG BUT ITโ€™S REALLY HARD TO DISABUSE ME OF MY IMAGINATIONS LIKE STEVEโ€™S BEST FRIEND RICK COULD DM ME LIKE โ€œYeah, ok, first of all, โ€˜funnymanโ€™...Her name is Lisa. Second, my best friendโ€™s name is Jim. Third, Jim is a saint - he runs a small soup kitchen for Seattleโ€™s homeless. Fourth, Lisa is the most vapid, miserable human Iโ€™ve ever met. We were horrified when Jim married Lisa. Dude...sheโ€™s wearing UGGS in the pic. Did that not tip you off(?)โ€ AND Iโ€™D BE LIKE โ€œTHANK U RICK BUT FIRST OF ALL HEโ€™S STEVE AND SECOND OF ALL YOUR NAME ISNโ€™T RICK ITโ€™S JULIUS AND THIRD OF ALL JULIUS IN MY IMAGINATION YOUโ€™RE A BAD INFLUENCE WHO TOOK STEVE TO BOYโ€™S WEEKENDS IN VEGAS WHERE U AND HIM DID TERRIBLE THINGS WHILE HOLLY WAS AT HOME CRYING INTO HER STOUP BEER PLEASE DONโ€™T CONTACT ME ANY LONGER BLESS UPโ€ WhatsWrongWithMe alot BlessUpHolly LoveYouMama ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I DONโ€™T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS WOMAN BUT Iโ€™VE ALREADY CREATED AN ENTIRE NARRATIVE IN MY HEAD THAT HER NAME IS HOLLY AND SHE LIVES IN SEATT...