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hammer of thor: my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he'll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride's (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn't be made a short film with I don't know what should Do yo think they notice (Nah 443 systlin: thehornedwitch: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: fandomsandanythingelse: I was reading Hammer of Thor and this story was referenced and i just ran across this and honestly i can’t think of anything else SHORT film I demand TWO HOURS OF THIS The scene where Loki shifts himself into a lovely maiden and somehow smooth talks Freyja into letting them borrow Brisingamen for the escapade alone is worth a short film.  Image text is missing my favorite part, that what almost gave Thor away was that he ate basically the entire wedding banquet himself, and Loki was like “see, isn’t she a catch with her healthy appetite?” He also drank literally all of their beer and mead.  All of it.  All.  Of.  It.  To be fair, pretty sure Freyja could also drink all of Jotunheim under the table if she wanted, but she’d probably be classier about it. Also there’s a bit where Thor’s eyes literally /glow with rage/ and of course the giants notice.Loki’s save? “She’s been… crying… all night…. for… love…. of…. you????” and it WORKS, SOMEHOW. Look Loki got 18 for Charisma and then leveled it up at every chance he got, he’s got like a +24 to Deception checks at this point it’s ridiculous.  Of course Odin has a +40 to Perception, so he can usually see through it.
 hammer of thor: my favourite legend from the norse
 mythology is when a giant steals
 mjolnir and says he'll give it back if he
 can have Freyja as his bride, but she
 refuses to go so instead Thor dresses
 up as her and Loki as her handmaiden
 and then at the wedding the giant
 places mjolnir in his bride's (thor) lap
 and thor reveals himself and kills
 everybody and if that shouldn't be
 made a short film with I don't know
 what should
 Do yo
 think they
 notice
 (Nah
 443
systlin:
thehornedwitch:

systlin:

rowantheexplorer:

systlin:


rowantheexplorer:

systlin:


fandomsandanythingelse:
I was reading Hammer of Thor and this story was referenced and i just ran across this and honestly i can’t think of anything else
SHORT film I demand TWO HOURS OF THIS
The scene where Loki shifts himself into a lovely maiden and somehow smooth talks Freyja into letting them borrow Brisingamen for the escapade alone is worth a short film. 


Image text is missing my favorite part, that what almost gave Thor away was that he ate basically the entire wedding banquet himself, and Loki was like “see, isn’t she a catch with her healthy appetite?”

He also drank literally all of their beer and mead. 
All of it. 
All. 
Of. 
It. 


To be fair, pretty sure Freyja could also drink all of Jotunheim under the table if she wanted, but she’d probably be classier about it.


Also there’s a bit where Thor’s eyes literally /glow with rage/ and of course the giants notice.Loki’s save? “She’s been… crying… all night…. for… love…. of…. you????” and it WORKS, SOMEHOW.

Look Loki got 18 for Charisma and then leveled it up at every chance he got, he’s got like a +24 to Deception checks at this point it’s ridiculous. 
Of course Odin has a +40 to Perception, so he can usually see through it.

systlin: thehornedwitch: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: fandomsandanythingelse: I was reading Ham...

hammer of thor: my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he'll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride's (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn't be made a short film with I don't know what should Do yo think they notice (Nah 443 systlin: thehornedwitch: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: fandomsandanythingelse: I was reading Hammer of Thor and this story was referenced and i just ran across this and honestly i can’t think of anything else SHORT film I demand TWO HOURS OF THIS The scene where Loki shifts himself into a lovely maiden and somehow smooth talks Freyja into letting them borrow Brisingamen for the escapade alone is worth a short film.  Image text is missing my favorite part, that what almost gave Thor away was that he ate basically the entire wedding banquet himself, and Loki was like “see, isn’t she a catch with her healthy appetite?” He also drank literally all of their beer and mead.  All of it.  All.  Of.  It.  To be fair, pretty sure Freyja could also drink all of Jotunheim under the table if she wanted, but she’d probably be classier about it. Also there’s a bit where Thor’s eyes literally /glow with rage/ and of course the giants notice.Loki’s save? “She’s been… crying… all night…. for… love…. of…. you????” and it WORKS, SOMEHOW. Look Loki got 18 for Charisma and then leveled it up at every chance he got, he’s got like a +24 to Deception checks at this point it’s ridiculous.  Of course Odin has a +40 to Perception, so he can usually see through it.
 hammer of thor: my favourite legend from the norse
 mythology is when a giant steals
 mjolnir and says he'll give it back if he
 can have Freyja as his bride, but she
 refuses to go so instead Thor dresses
 up as her and Loki as her handmaiden
 and then at the wedding the giant
 places mjolnir in his bride's (thor) lap
 and thor reveals himself and kills
 everybody and if that shouldn't be
 made a short film with I don't know
 what should
 Do yo
 think they
 notice
 (Nah
 443
systlin:
thehornedwitch:

systlin:

rowantheexplorer:

systlin:


rowantheexplorer:

systlin:


fandomsandanythingelse:
I was reading Hammer of Thor and this story was referenced and i just ran across this and honestly i can’t think of anything else
SHORT film I demand TWO HOURS OF THIS
The scene where Loki shifts himself into a lovely maiden and somehow smooth talks Freyja into letting them borrow Brisingamen for the escapade alone is worth a short film. 


Image text is missing my favorite part, that what almost gave Thor away was that he ate basically the entire wedding banquet himself, and Loki was like “see, isn’t she a catch with her healthy appetite?”

He also drank literally all of their beer and mead. 
All of it. 
All. 
Of. 
It. 


To be fair, pretty sure Freyja could also drink all of Jotunheim under the table if she wanted, but she’d probably be classier about it.


Also there’s a bit where Thor’s eyes literally /glow with rage/ and of course the giants notice.Loki’s save? “She’s been… crying… all night…. for… love…. of…. you????” and it WORKS, SOMEHOW.

Look Loki got 18 for Charisma and then leveled it up at every chance he got, he’s got like a +24 to Deception checks at this point it’s ridiculous. 
Of course Odin has a +40 to Perception, so he can usually see through it.

systlin: thehornedwitch: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: fandomsandanythingelse: I was reading Ham...